a sex haver he is
jedi he is not
what was up with this rule?
A sex haver he is
starslop manchildren are required to not have sex in order to maintain their nerd cred.
Attachment is an attack vector for the Dark Side. I think this exact conversation is happening in at least a couple of the other Star Wars threads up right now.
Attachment is normal. It's the jedi who are unnatural by making people dedicate themselves to their cult.
Jedi who realise this are shunned and called 'sith'. Qui Gon knew this.
The power of attachment is a force multiplier. Jedi detachment is why they were apathetic while their republic crumbled from under their feet and they were ultimately unseated from power.
The Dark Side is bad and they were trying to avoid having highly trained and powerful Force Users get corrupted by it. This explains why they did anything. Qui-Gon was a maverick more interested in following the will of the living Force in a time when the Jedi had been co-opted by a faction of the Republic Senate. He was still an ascetic monk despite that one difference.
The Jedi were entrenched in Republic politics and beholden to the Senate. Their arrogance was more of the issue than their apathy. A bit more apathy might've helped them avoid starting the Clone War on Geonosis.
If for 900 years I can’t get my green dick wet, no one can.
If they don't do anything they still lose eventually. It was a republic in a state of decay.
Because asceticism in both the west (catholic priests) and the east (buddhist monks) are said to give people superhuman abilities. There's a reason why 30 year old wizard memes exist.
George was basing Jedi culture on that.
Sex is a compulsive activity that men become too fixated on and leads to too many distractions so you need to ban it from Jedi so they can focus on more important matters like the force. It also teaches mental toughness if you can avoid it when the opportunity comes up.
Yeah by the time the Clones were cooked, Sheev had already won. The core world senators were already hankering for war over their space gibs and the only thing stopping them up to that point was the potential civilian cost of a draft and open war. Once they had their mysteriously free mercenary army to go genocide a few tax evading aliens there was nothing stopping them from being as shitty as possible and giving unlimited power to space satan.
The Jedi were fucked well before all this. Back when they tied themselves up to politicians. Hope that pretty temple was worth it.
Jedis were incelchud organisation
That one guy on jedi council had like 6 wives and 9 children. Youre just a retard.
Missionary position purely for the sake of procreation. He wasn't allowed to enjoy it.
name 1 sith that fucks
This. It would make the audience feel bad
Sheev Palpatine (Rey is canonically his descendant)
The jungian implication is that sith are gay lovers and palpatine fucked all his apprentices FACT
Sheev fucked Shmi to produce Anakin. Then Sheev fucked to produce Rey's dad who was a loser
Jedi can have as much sex as they want as long as they aren't emotionally invested in it. The emotions lead to the Dark Side, Anakin fell because he cared about women (the ultimate evil to Jedi).
George lucas never got over his divorce
MGTOW for life, bro
I'm so sick of this modern redditranny nonsense that the Jedi were le bad or le cult. Religious asceticism is not inherently cult-like. In faiths like buddhism, the road to spiritual enlightenment is built on a lack of worldly desires. But if you're some bitch nigger who thinks eastern religions are too third world or whatever, then let me explain it in a more christian way: four of the seven deadly sins pertain to wanting too much. It is literally a road to hell. The movies make it pretty damn clear that Anakin was in the wrong and on some self-fulfilling prophecy shit, full of pride, envy, anger, and lust. He made a deal with the devil who was very overtly manipulating his desires, and lo and behold, Anakin was left with nothing in the end.
I don't understand how you retards can watch these movies and take away anything else, especially when the number one complaint about the prequels is the dialogue is as clunky and direct as a car bomb.
calls others redditors
gets really upset about how other people interpret Star Wars
If the amount of midichlorians in your body is entirely genetic wouldn't it make more sense for the Jedi to breed like rabbits to produce as many super force users as possible instead of waiting for non-force sensitive normies to produce random force-sensitive genetic abnormalities?
Always two, there are. No more, no less. A giver and a receiver.
Why is there so much fucking starwars shit right now? Is may 4th really that much of a successful marketing gimmick?
FACT
The force is about balance, not tipping the scales toward your faction through eugenics
Episode 3 rerelease stoke the fires again
RotS rerelease happened
So getting fucking pissed off ("You will be expelled from the Jedi order!") is OK but showing love and affection is wrong. Got it.
Andor was just released?
It's the biggest franchise in the world. It'snatural people speak about it.
Years of retards misinterpreting Star Wars is how we got stuck with the disaster that was the sequels, and to this day it hasn't gotten any better. The first step to fixing things is letting the retards know they're retards.
We're bored and decided it'd be funny for this week to flood the board with as much of it as possible. Better than the same Last of Us and Mission Impossible crap
A portal to the dark side, the female slop hole is. If sex with a woman you have, enter your urethra the dark side will.
Yoda was a hypocrite, by the way. He was banging Yaddle nightly and popped out Yeed, then abandoned them both to live in the swamp.
You treat normality as something holy and conformity as virtue.
Absolute hypocricy or total lack of self awareness and intellegence.
Midiclorians are depleted via ejaculation. Masturbation and sex decrease and Jedi's powers over time.dhwdh
I suspect pic related is one of Yoda’s crossbred offspring
Hahaha