/eurovision general/-Is Real Edition

c'mon ingerland, score sum fukken points

NO STICKIES????
FUCK MODS

S L A G S

Elton John rip off

budget ABBA

OH NO NO NO

NOT AGAIN

fuck, marry, kill?

Why do they sound ESL?

Peace and justice for Palestine

and what can be more just than a bunch of LGBT Europeans singing in a stadium built over the rubble of Gaza in 2026?

UK

BUY OUR SONG DISNEY

It's just ABB without the A.

Austria here, we will win again, book it.

not the best song so far, not the worst either. UK still gonna come last anyway

Holy shit this bongland song is awful wtf is this shit?

Best song so far

Fuck yellow, marry pink, kill blue

they should win imo

The fuck is this garbage

Fucking DREADFUL lads

post their onlyfans

This is what happens when you allow automatic qualification.

UK's song selection process is fucking woeful, that's why they've brought the most forgettable shit for the last decade.

I think what just happened is you ran an AI prompt for a song and churned out this generic nonsense.

What the hell just happened?

it's over.

Mixing cum cheese.

Do these young fellas all get gang raped by the older homosexuals after the party or what? Every young guy has to be a queer.

oh sweet baby jesus

All twinks and slags.

holy cringe

Austria just copying Nemo lmfao

This one is pretty good desu.

castrato?

I have no idea if this is a man or a woman.

WASTED LOVE

The lighthouse if eggers locked in

Why is austria always such an embarrassment to the whole of humanity.

Is this a James bond song?

NEMO MY NAME FOREVER MORE

you are not prepared for the switch up in the end

kek what is this abomination of a song

Fucking deleted scene from the Lighthouse here lads

Isn't this shit rigged? Every time I watch it people vote for some funny song and then the jurors give like million points to another song and it wins.

He wrote the falcetto parts while he was being fucked in the ass and named the song "wasted love" because he was high on poppers and thought about how he couldn't get ass pregnant.

the fuck, why did he stop when it was getting kino?

Lynchian postcard

What's up with these queers trying to give everyone a seizure as well. Nemo's song at hte start was fucking dreadful to look at as well with the flashing lights

HAAAAAAAAAARK

yes, be sure to make full use of your 20 votes (only 1 euro each)

This is top 5

Iceniggers!!!

ikr. the last 30 seconds is great

zoom zoom

PURE ISLANDIC KINO INCOMING

Ngl Iceland goes hard

Iceland and Minecraft collab?

WUB WUB

We Jack Sparrow up in here.

To anyone who doesn't speak the language: they're singing about how their parents aren't home and theyre going to invite strange men they meet on the internet over to party.

What makes you think that? Dont say its Loreen's 2023 victory

Most inbred country of europe (iceland) on 1st place. Second most inbred country of europe on last place (england).

wtf why did Iceland send two minecraft kids ?

OK this is kino

I like the song less now thanks.

skibidi

VAEB best so far

Taking some inspo from Moldova's 2022 banger

God I want this muscle mommy to choke me out

I love Hazel so much bros

wanted vote via the website

it costs money

fuck this

Holy shit the muscle mommy.

fr

Well that was really fuckin annoying

Brutal banter broads.

OHWOAHOAH

This Iceland song sounds exactly like a pop song out just now that I can't remember the name of

mfw women try to be funny

Niggerniggernigger song is here

ESOTERIC LATVIAN KINO

I thought they will start fucking or something.

Manmade horrors beyond comprehension

baltic witches?

Wait, some actual qt3.14s?

Always wholesome when all the Baltic countries qualifiy. Lithuania was fucking shit though

VGH EVROPA

All of the songs are ripoffs of other songs.

This should have been the end title song for Midsommer.

Latvia is the best song by far

is this the thread

Pardon?

furry bros....

Sex

At last some kino

I had many a dream as a kid being raped by these exact forest nymphs.

we all hear it, right?

sexy Baltic neopagan forest witch kino

no brown people

no fat chicks

no gay shit

Evropavision is saved

I want them to abuse me in sexual and possibly a bit painful ways.

Muh dick

YES. What are you guys drinking tonight?

They're singing sneed yeah

imagine le smelle

More strobo pls

snot

no gay shit

eurovision is saved

anon-chan

Fishladies best so far.

hope ya'll finna like muh song

Kind of catchy.

Most Dutch looking man

nigger

extremely filtered by post punk

neggerlands

Holy fuck I love the mandatory witch act every year

most of the thanks videos have them say thanks and then tell you to vote again

Seems disingenuous.

WHERE THE WYTE BITCHES AT?

What muscle mommy?

AYO WHERE DA DRUNK WHITE GIRLS AT

Why dutch negro sings in french?

Average skin colour in western europe now.

From the nether regions of darkest Africa

Box wine like are Graham

zesty ahh nigga

things are about to get kino after this song

"""""dutch"""""

sings in french

is a nigger

fuck this

zesty buck

this nigger tried to sell me a plastic Eiffel tower in paris once, glad things are working out for him

Cool Intro
Shit song

20 year old Spanish red (original retail price: £6.99)

This one is cringe. NEEEXXXTTT

Eurovision status: BROWN

he's the first black person tonight. are black people at the ESC usually this rare or is this a new development?

Why is the nigger the first male we've seen so far that hasn't been exaggeratedly homosexual?

Why singing in French when you can't speak it it's terrible

Hey. I actually heard this song recently.
He might actually win.
The others I have not even heard once before

Why was he a pajeet as a child?

ΚΕΚ

everyone there is a nigger one way or another's

finlan coming :DDD

I want Will Smith to slap him.

There's like one usually
Maybe two

It's crazy

It's party

God I hate that stupid broad. Bitch doesn't even know when her country got its independence.

What the fuck were you looking at? Nigga was rizzing that skibidi zest all over the glazed ahh floor

Irn bru and I just ordered a topps pizza

Cheers lads. I am 2L of beer in.

Crabbie's Ginger Beer

erika fickmann

shut it down

BOOBA

ICH CUM

Bimbo kino incoming.

*unzips dick*

checked

Did any of eurovision winners got famous in the last 25 years? I only remember Loreen

TITCOW TIME!!!!

ICHE KOMME!!!

Those are some major filler lips

SEXO

fat ugly whore literally singing about cumming

Family friendly, ya'll

TOP 3 for sure

Sexo

FINLAND HAGMAXXING

An actual 0/10 song. Impressive.

leather-clad dominatrix

Now we're talking.

Fake lips

Fake tits

The Saars are liking this.

Why does Finland always seem to send joke entries?

Ok i actually think this pig is worse than previous nigga.

she a bit on the husky side but still would desu

this is disgusting

this

Europeans arent pussy cucks about sexual themes unlike americans

DO NOT REDEEM FINLAND, SAAR!

qt crowd steward spotted

TITCOW MAAM
TITCOW MAAM

grim

It's the anti-sweden meta but this year Sweden itself sent one of those after their people finally rejected pop slop so things are probably going to start changing unless the molested queer kid singing in falsetto meta takes off

In this case we're both finish(ed) (came all over)

Dolcenera for Italia. She's great.
youtube.com/watch?v=eeOWC3T6jx8
youtube.com/watch?v=kbVB9unQuC8

Bbc subtitles translating everything to English except "I come"

Joke country that doesnt exist

I'm Ich Kommmming

A song for the dads

Hags and twinks.
Twinks and hags.

cds

ancient

I love Hazel so much Bros

Horrible lips

This is what happens when you let liberal women host your fucking family show - sex jokes every 5 seconds.

giant ejaculating penis prop

Kino

Was that a cute security girl I saw?

I just jerked it right in front of my family

CUM.

Twink bussy slammer in the crowd

I want to suck off Lucio

Been enjoying this Swiss MILF tbf

DVD and CD banter

Temu Shakira.

Who /f1/ here?

buy our DVD

I haven't owned a device with a disc drive in about 10 years

most european post ever

yeah maneskin got quite famous

no way this guy isn't there just to fuck twinks

gimi

He looks like that fucking gremlin from Deadlock

Methaly

subtitles = cheating

why is everyone singing in their language?

FFS I thought it was gonna be some 10/10 Italian woman

huh, why do these guys get subtitles?

Why does this guy get subtitles?

they are treating this with the dignity it deserves

As opposed to what

Italy sent a literal vampire who sings a song from 70s.

Homokike-vision

Shit stage but pretty good song.

If Mick Jagger travelled through the warp

eurovision winners got famous in the last 25 year

lorde won in 2005

ARE YA WINNING, SON?

That nigga cant sing

I want to be a big guy

Like 90% of the songs being in English like it's been for the last decade or two.

english

Oi, those guitars ain't even plugged in.

That should actually be a rule.

If this was sang by literally anyone else, it would be a decent entry but this guy 100% molests kids

This is like Kojima aesthetics

Best one so far.

Luxembourg douze points

not bad

He's 31 years old by the way

Lordi and Manneskin did well off the back of it so apparently the secret is be a rock band.

UU
UU

Where's da bleedin drummer?

grande the crow

he hasn't heard of wireless guitars

life is hard for normal people

what about abnormal people?

So who's Lucio

I'm surprised he can carry that guitar

Italian song was too good for Eurovision

The guy singing would be called Greyface Girlyman if Kojima had his way

Chaos Mick Ronson

Polak hag

It's Milf time.

GET THIS HAG OFF STAGE

This song fucking sucks my dick, I hate it so much. It's just mumbling and yelling

40yr old with lipfiller

Kurwa

SEX

shoveling snow is high heels

HARD
ROCK
HALLELUJAH

wew, so many slags, hags and cuties this year

Lmao all the womeme went hard on the lip filler tonight

people voted for this in poland

Nice to see Jeff Bezos managed to get his wife on Eurovision

milfbros, we eating good tonight

52, actually

Poland with the most Arabic song possible

???

animation is a toilet flushing

Is that how the poles spread through Europe?

Wtf is this Poland? This is awful.

Italy won

Because the winner country of the contest has to host the next one. The Finnish public broadcasting company would have to foot the bill. They don't want that, so they try to hedge their bets every time by sending joke entries.

Here. I don't know what the other faggots are complaining about.

kek

mutton dressed as lamb

kinda gross

kurwa perkele I wan 40yo burtn face sword man to leave

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH

because it makes my dick erect and im the most prolific voter

Why don't we have any cute non-old girls tonight? Eurovision was normally full of them.

This is European future and its beautiful

cringekowski

IS THAT A FUCKING DRAGON?!

RAD
A
D

This sure is the "vaguely exotic sounding sexy pop song" they have at every Eurovision

This comment popped up just as she did another, kek lmao

Poland: Nil Points

prince of persia sounding shit

Just wait for Germany. I'm literally edging

Germany bro

OUR TURN NOW OMG

that "note"

fucking kek

The dragon, the outfit ripped marks, the body tight curves it all works, only smoothbrains wouldn't get it. More AUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I've got a point for her, if you get my meaning

my cock

We have Hela from Thor at home

When ever they pan to the crowd it's mostly (gay) men. They want to see twinks and old women.

Wtf, I was told slavic women didn't age well...

NOO its not her boyfriend. It's her brother. SHE IS SINGLE (but Austrian)

pantsu incoming

actually good song now and it's by germany. truly a bizarro year

They should have had Israel get the nose masks.

She cute

litter.catbox.moe/q20jds.jpg

kind of cute

Germany, my bottom of the table brothers.

SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Alright this is more like it

dis baller ngl fr ong

So anyway why is eurovision so epilepsy-inducing

HOLY SEXO

holy sexo i want her to piss in my mouth

is this real?

German isnt for singing anything other than metal and folk

FALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

vote Germany and get some star wars video

wtf?

Okay this rules

Cute girl and a good track.
Germany saving this trash

Shit song but...

imagine her at new year's eve at cologne

how many seizures across Europe so far?

I'm liking this one so far though desu frens

Nooo, we germans have to be worse than the english slags. It's a race to the bottom.

I was lead to believe the german language was disgusting but this is great

Why is everyone sending hags?

German rap is great, lots of hard stops.

I'd baller her ngl

Don't forget to leave tributes to our new Queen

BAH LA LA LA LAH

I am actually thinking a studio version of this shit might be good for background listening.

Now get me some webms of the German chick

this could've been way better with a different stage show

I"m with you. This one goes off. It's one of the songs I could listen to outside of the contest. Her performance in the semi was better though.

oh wow fantastical another women's skit

2005 aesthetics.

Too much repetation with the vocals. But its a pretty good club music i guess.

unironically pretty good, i have to say as a german
we will probably end up second to last with this

German hottie won

no one straight at Eurovision ahahahaha

BASED HAZEL

German beat is legit. If she shuts up its a legit instrumental track

/f1/ mentioned

German broad looked kind of like the girl who was on University Challenge and wrote an article about Anon Babble.

I'm predicting as top 8 finish at best. It's a semi catchy song and a hot girl but there's no real hook to it. It's still better than 90% of the songs present

Stage f1 technicians are pretty cool.

germany's duo is austrian

of course

She's from Austria tho

I love Hazel so much bros

ketä helevettiä kaido kuupad? (homo neekeri)

How hard are European Jews voted right now? (funded by the American tax payer of course)

What was her abstract?

Her tits aren't that big

ie the BEST kinds. Bet she fucks in a dirndl too, oh my cock

Speaking English even behind the scenes

Feels good to be a bong rn

More lip filler

Welcome Chris.

redpill me on this cutie

Hungarian originally.

gimi

New thread where?

they let caroline ellison out of prison for this, nice

random librarian

This is serious whiplash after the German entry

kino
i
n
o

greecebros...

American pope using English often too instead of Italian

We are so back

She was on an episode of University Challenge and wrote an article about Anon Babble being based. That's about it.

warosu.org/lit/thread/24140909

human resources department tries singing

More

neuron activated

Boring song, but she has good voice.

completely mid in every way possible. Very impressive

Why did she hide those under that dress

I don't know about you guys but I want to come over her face and glasses.

eurovision's target audience wouldn't care to see it

Armenian Hasanabi?

Armenian Yeezus

Armenia is good but I feel like I heard this somewhere already.

This would have 100% been a Russian song if they were allowed in

He is thirstmaxxing.

kek just what i thought

I feel like I heard this somewhere already.

All of these songs are shameless ripoffs.

it's just imagine dragons

look at that TEKKEN fighter outfit

Garbage music holy shit.

his head is at least 3x that of Hasan's

kek

The makeup is supposed to make him look dirty but it looks more like he missed spots while shaving his body hair.

just had my 8th seizure of the night, lads

worth it tho

Nice treadmill, Armenia.

I'm so happy baggy pants are back in fashion, although I suspect I'm not too old to wear them

LALALALA

NEW THREAD

Turkish flags behind Armenians

Biggest trolls on the planet

Thoughts on Celine Dion guys?

Why the fuck is switzerland singing a french ballad, this is the job of the frenchies.

ikr they should be singing in swiss