Star Wars /andor/ General

Eye of Aldhani Edition

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S1 soundtrack > S2 soundtrack

I will penetrate the anus of every asshole who posts in this thread.

season 2 is dogshit, season 1 is peak

So, how do you want to schedule this?

What's the episode and timestamp?

Maybe they'll make good Star Wars again?

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S1E12. Around/after 36:23

season 2 ends on a fucking 15-second shot of bix with le post-separation baby

pure antikino
this feels like a fucking parody

Here you go.

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At least they didn't go full Filoni and make Kleya Andor's lost sister

I took the quiet ending of season 2 as the calm before the storm, which is Rogue One is the true ending to Cassian's story.

For all his talk about sacrifice, would Luthen had been able to do what kleya did, had their roles been reversed?

Thank you Captain, may the force be with you.

Are you talking about taking off the life support? If so that would be a mercy kill more than a tying up loose ends.

when you realize all the struggling and suffering leads to Starkiller Base & Rey Skywalker

god I love this show

The dialogue by Dedra implies she intended to nurse him back to health before torturing him for information lol

I can easily just ignore the Sequels. 'Canon' to me is just things I like rather than some corporate labelling.

sure but i shouldn't have to watch an entire other movie to make a series finale have literally any resolution or crescendo

why didnt the rebellion just remake a bunch of these and kill vader/the emperor?

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too much of the finale was spent with characters blathering on and on at Yavin

disney hasnt made anything good yet

all of filoni's stuff was shit
andor s1 was 6/10 but s2 is 3/10
i dont know who made the other stuff but everything ive seen (trailers mostly) has been unwatchable

You want to reboot stuhwuhs? Recast everyone alive at the end of ROTJ and start it a week after Death Star 2 went bang

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wouldnt the rebellion have military grade blasters? especially on ghorman where they stole military grade blasters. and especially when they are trying to assassinate an imperial leader, possibly through reinforced glass?

Still taking requests.

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Shame we never got that KX droid horror focused episode.

Thanks.

Kathleen should have taken money from some shitty Dave Filoni project.

kek the indian kid is still here?

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The moment when the Stromtroopers hear Partagaz shoot himself and Lagret stops them with his hand, please.

Five tens

What exactly are you trying to say? He should be in boxers? Naked? If it is you thinking they are outdoor clothes then what he is wearing is seemingly 'loungewear', which despite the name is really just sleepwear.

ywn gamble with radicals in the outer rim

Why even live?

Are they playing the Star Wars equivalent of liar's dice? Does their game have some in-universe name and known rules?

No. It's dice dominoes, and it involves betting too.

brasso was too based
I like to think the TAC dude chose to shoot through the isb inspector because he would rather chance getting CM'd that letting one of those droids get its hand on him

Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit

K-2SO, you're a liar, and you will spend an eternity in this rebellion!

Are you retarded or something? He knew the officer was dead.

twelve fives

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Season 1 was too slow

brasso was too based

For all the, rightful, criticism arc 1 gets, I have not seen enough criticism about how Brasso's death. You could maybe debate whether or not it was the a lacklustre death and whatnot, but what is the biggest issue is the timeskip means it is effectively glossed over. It would have been great to have an episode after where we see Andor having to deal with it more.

That would've been a similar criticism for S2 if they didn't decide to release them in 3 episode arcs

Damn, what happened to Luthen?

Dedra kissing Syril.

And Benjamin Bratt as Jimmy Smitts

kek

Kleya walking through coruscant to meet vel in season 1 the announcement

Nicholas Britell who did all the S1 tracks had sone scheduling conflicts or something, he only got to make a few tracks while modt were by Brandon Roberts and some others

s1 most amazing kino to ever exist

s2 pretty good but kind of a letdown in some ways

any shows that don’t do this? That manage to get better throughout and not overstay their welcome?

Is the second video Auralnauts with a new channel or something?

Post tummy shot of Kleya, want to lick her clean after a hard day of being a rebel.

it’s one of the guys at Auralnauts, it’s weird that they wouldn’t upload it in the main channel

any shows that have perfect, flawless productions that face no delays or network executive meddling or any other issues whatsoever?

No, zoomer. You'd bitch like a whiny faggot about any show anyone would suggest.

I think the main reason S2 being a bit of a letdown is that it had to tie into RO

i watched that and it fell off after season 2. sorry you got shit taste.

Thk.

I fucking called it here lmao.

The biggest issue with S2 is the 1st arc. Other than the issues you can level against it itself, it seems like other parts of the season being rushed would have been resolved by scrapping the 1st arc and keeping the other 3 as 4 part episodes.

sorry you got shit taste.

You taste piss, he is pissing in your mouth

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That was a different anon though. I’ve never seen the shield

skill issue, season 1 had real meat on its bones

Not even a cameo of Jyn

Is the actress anti Star Wars now ?

What would you even do with a Jyn cameo? It would also got accused as just being a cameo for the sake of cameo.

Timestamps?

she got fat

but story wise, she's on her own or in jail during the five years this takes place.

imagine if that acolyte show had the writers andor did.

I mean they introduced her as being in an imperial prison in RO and they literally showed us an imperial prison in Andor ending (with Dedra), couldn't be hard to put the cameo here.

ep7 13-14.30 minutes in depending where you cut it

why this old lady give me shivers/goosebumps?

because destiny is the soul of star wars

Did Melshi have a death scene in Rogue One originally?
I remember that being in the film when I watched it in the cinema, but the Disney+ + version doesn't have it.

He gets shot in his last scene but he doesn't die instantly. Then the Death Star finishes him off

In all its glory.

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Episode 11 where K-2S0 reveals he has been Coruscant and the Emperor was there. About 26:25 it beings.

and the Emperor was there.

I love how he says that line

aw they love eachother

Don't know how to add subtitles yet, sorry.

Watched it the other night and noticed a quick shot of him unmoving on the floor when Chirrut starts walking to the comm switch.

I just love Fascism and the Empire lads. Is it really that bad?

he looked like he was having fun being this dude again

As we are posting music, that the show is over, and the general will soon die completely - youtube.com/watch?v=R7NEHsuXHww

Not canon

you should start being disgusted in yourself rather than everyone else chud

Nemik's manifest > Luthen's What do I sacrifice? speech

Rape

That would be eye-rolling.

luthenbros...

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I just rewatched Rogue One and A New Hope back to back after Andor and it feels so shit to watch a magic farmboy and his criminal chad friend get all the rewards while Luthen, Lonni, Cassian etc. aren't even acknowledged
Grim

Klaya.... KLAYA! I need you. Bring the toilet paper.

She hit the wall hard, she's at least 10kg heavier than she was back in Rogue One

when it started playing in S2 I clapped

Yes. The big reason to kill Luthen was because he'd be tortured and spill the beans on Yavin, just like what happened with Leia. Only Luthen probably knows ten times more.

That is pretty much real-life though. There will be spy things we never hear about. In war millions die and only a few get remembered. Besides, Luthen, Lonni, Cassian are not doing it for medals - for that matter neither are Luke or Han. Also, if Han did not come back and Luke did not do the shot then the rebels would have lost. Just because others do not get their achievements recognised it does not means that others should not gets theirs's recognised either.

YOURE HERE, YOURE RIGHT HERE AND YOURE READY TO FAP!

Somehow... Luthen has returned

Y’all are never happy. S2 was nothing short of awesome, the best star wars television we’ve ever gotten. Ties into Rogue 1, it respects the originals, and gives us new insights into how the politics of the rebellion and the empire played out.

Just ignore the mental retards that only know how to complain. That's what everybody else does.

the best star wars television we’ve ever gotten.

I think Andor is good but, that is a hollow point to make as the competition is utterly dogshit.

It was awesome, yet it pains me to think of a world where it was as tightly wound as season 1.

we were this close!

My antiques...my wig...my rebellion...

t. I think Breaking Bad is the greatest tv show ever, plus I'm trans

I'm not listening to your retarded-ass, troon.

the things he does for the cause is epic.

(You)

I think Andor is great. That does not mean I am going to just blindly praise it and deny there is any issues. I can critique it and still think it is overall good and enjoyable.

Andor?

who's that?

Luthen?

never heard of him

anyway, bout to fly out with my bro Biggs, see ya Mon

That itch, that burn... You feel how badly my balls wants to explode? REMEMBER THIS! Remember this moment! This perfect night... You think I'm crazy? Yes, I am! Gooning is not for the sane. Look at us: unloved, incels, shut-ins. We'll all be dead before we get a taste of real pussy and yet... here we are! Where are you, boy? YOU'RE HERE! You're not with a real girl, you're here! YOU'RE RIGHT HERE, AND YOU'RE READY TO GOON!!! We're the sperm, kid. We're the cum. We're the thing that explodes when there's too much friction in the cock. Let it out, boy! That's freedom calling! Let it out! LET IT COOM!

LET IT COOM WIIIIIILD!!!!!!!

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You feel how badly my balls want to explode?

kek

True Detective S1 is the greatest tv show ever it's not even a challenge

The force? What?

Many mexicans and people of color died, aso that white men could swoop in and take all the credit.

What has any non-Star Wars show got to do with it. I said Andor is good and I completely agree with it being the best Star Wars show. The point is it is pointless to compare it as you were to other Star Wars shows as they are that shit, and by doing so you just taint Andor by the comparison.

please validate my opinion!!!

nah nigga you retarded

the fact that this show took place in the same universe as episode 2

I mean, your life took place in the same universe as the Vietnam War.

That is the beauty of Star Wars.

He takes cover with the two Asian guys, points out the switch, watches a guy run for it and get instantly sniped, next scene he's labored breathing talking to andor or bodhi on comms, next scene when blind Asian guy starts walking out to the switch he steps over melshis body pretty much

swoop in and take all the credit.

Cope, indigenous return to nature chads are the reason the rebellion won

Why? She was the "main" character of Rogue One and no one remembers her, this show is about Andor.

delivers amazing speech about rebellion

both characters do nothing for the rest of the series

muh cameos!

You need to kill yourself, you little brown person.

It's time for /Andor/ to end.

what the fuck i didn't realise s2 was out, haven't been on dis+ for a while & dont frequent Anon Babble
loved season 1
is it alright?
no spoilers please

post your favorite anon!

Yeah it's alright
Not as a good as season 1 but they didn't shit the bed and there's some kino moments

Yeah, General Grievous comes back.

All hell breaks loose when Andor finds those two lightsabers

It's good. If you want the quick rundown of what the general's reaction was then the only major complaints were with the first three episodes. Each three episodes form an arc, so four arcs.

Ill never stop posting about Andor. You've lost.

Ruined by the deaged Mark Hamill cameo.

LUTHEN IS A JEDI

season 1 was ok, i guess, the first episodes at least, the ending was meh
i wasn't planning to watch season 2

they i got shilled into it and i wasn't disappointed, it was as shitty as i originally expected it to be

The biggest mistake made by Lucasfilm was setting the sequels immediately like a couple decades after return of the jedi. they needed a hundred years removal at least.

and lean even more into the fantasy aspect that star wars has sometimes.

That's antisemitic

kleya is a jedi but luthen made her stop

It’s awesome. The last 5 episodes are all awesome. I finished it and just immediately watched Rogue One.

Why does every low-iq subhuman think that he needs to bring up the sequels every time people talk about Andor? Nobody here cares about the troonquels, talk about them somewhere else.

We're the sperm, kid. We're the cum. We're the thing that explodes when there's too much friction in the cock.

What the fuck went wrong with the first three episodes?

they wanted to do that before any of the original cast died

because it all ends up not mattering because of the bullshit that happens in the sequels. andor died so that the new death star and the first order can just pop up again in a few decades

Not a webm, but I like this alternate ending for Dedra-Cereal.

Next show will focus on young Hux and reveal his motivations from the sequels.

callibrate your enthusiasm

So now it's official right?

5 > 4 > 6 > andor s1 > rogue 1 > Andor s2 > 3 > 2 > 1 > all other nuwarsslop

I like the behind the scenes where they said Andor's house turned into a frat house where dudes just drink and play cards after Bix left.

I want to worship Kathleen sexually and give her hours of secual pleasure. Thank you so much for Andor Kathy.

There was not enough to them that required 3 episodes - that not only made them dragged-out when watching them, but it becomes even more apparent come the later arcs that feel rushed in places which makes the time spent with the first arc seem wasteful. They are detached from the wider season (the conference on Ghorman is the closet thing, but that could have been in some completely different set of arc1 or moved to arc2), neither moving things forward either in terms of the season plot or the characters. It is also clear where things are going to go, so there is no suspense or slowburn to them. As for why they went with what they did? I have seen anons various speculation that to list all that I remember: the TIE heist was just an attempt to appeal to those who said S1 was borings; Andor on Yavin was scheduling; the wedding was to give Mon something to do as the show did not have enough time to do something more substantive with the Senate or the Rebellion with her; arcs 2 to 4 were basically the main plan and arc 1 was more of an after thought;.there is also the element of how much of all this comes from whatever happened in the shift from 5 seasons to 2. I read another post that I think is correct in saying in whatever original outline other than the general changes to S2 that we should not think that S2 out of 5 would just be arc 1 of the S2 we got.

i'd put andor as a whole above 6, but this is a good ranking.

i just can't stand the ewoks.

I liked Skeleton Crew

4 > 5 > 6 > Andor > 3 > 2/1 (there about the same to me that putting one above the other is arbitrary) > everything else by Disney. I need to rewatch Rogue One to give judgement, but if I had to place it then I would probably put it on the lower end to what you have.

it needed a better season ending

It was a completely serviable but inoffensive Star Wars story that isn't very memorable.

I like the contrast of having the boring suburb be the pirate treasure because it’s where they print the credits

*grabs Kleya by the throat and rapes her*

Yeah, it needed an epilogue of some kind, it just felt like the show stopped three-quarters of the way through the final episode and cut to credits

Did we watch the same show ? Half the cast of RO were in the final episodes or name dropped.

I was thinking there would be a big twist about their home planet too since it was so mysterious and there really wasn't anything.

Do nothing

Win

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when will we know the updated ratings? dont think we have gotten any since the first episodes came out.

I watched the last 2 episodes tonight, and then Rogue One, of course.

I watched all the way through a new hope and its even more kino now. Everything really goes well with each other.

How is Rogue One. I have watched it once not long after it came out. Is it going to be jarring going from Andor being, at least nominally, the main character to focus on Jyn? Does everything align up between Andor or Rogue One, or are there going to be things in my mind that standout in Rogue One as being 'wrong' given I have Andor fresh in my mind as being the correct one?

Did I miss a graphic somewhere? The last time I saw a 'one year later' it was 1 BBY, but then we were right in the home stretch and pretty much continuously into Rogue One.

Is it going to be jarring going from Andor being,

it works really well actually. Its amazing the things Gilroy added to it originally that you ask.. hmm why did cassian act like that? Like shooting the guy instantly or telling Jen hes done terrible things, and screaming about Galen Erso... and how it all makes total sense now. Kino

The only thing that jarred me a little is that the big story element that gets the last 3 episodes going is the discovery of a secret super-weapon, then the first time you see Andor in the movie he's being told by a panicked rebel that a defecting pilot is talking about a secret super-weapon.

And then they absolutely wasted all of the original cast.

Andor S1 > Andor S2 > TCW > Rogue 1

the only star wars actually worth watching in the empire strikes back, maybe new hope for some context

two bad in ended in a cliff hanger and you have to watch the return of the jedi

the rest sucks, including this show

the return of the jedi

thats kino. to me that movie is the throne room sequence. It makes it so worth it. As a kid that was my favorite movie because of it.

it's a movie for kids, i really liked when i was 8 or so

They are all movies for kids.

This show wasn’t very good but there hasn’t been any good star wars on screen since Mando s1 so that’s not horribly surprising.

new hope and empire feel much less so
also episode 3, dunno the rest

they are movies for young adults, the prequels are made for you.

Episode 5 is the only one with a slightly more mature tone. I rewatched 4 recently, first time I did so since I was a kid, and I didn't remember it being so childish. Nothing wrong with being a movie for kids mind you, I just didn't recall it like that.

iirc in the serie they just talk about a super weapon, in Andor the rebel tell him about "a planet killer weapon".

Tivik is confirming to Andor what Luthen and Kleya said about the Death Star.

I can't convince literally anyone I know to watch Andor

find better people to know.

to finding better people to know.