Star Wars peaked here

This entire "The prequels are really deep philosophical art" shit has gotten so out of hand.

Its hilarious how they will resort to scouring these films for freeze frames that bare a passing resemblance to some famous historical artwork because theres no other defence for their “kino”

this is freakin' deep!

well it isn't wrong

Two angels fighting

Anakin's the only angel. He's a Son of God/The Force.

Yes, but he's now a Sith so he represents evil.

It's at least couched in something real, which is George's eye for lifting compositions from other films/paintings/etc.

Wow I cannot believe Lucas is genius! The Star Wars Prequel are such amazing sir! I would very like to take baby girl to watch ;)

That sounds really fucking stupid

This "let's find random googled old art images and pretend we know them" routine is incredibly lame.

You’re aware that Jesus isn’t considered an angel right lol

Just to warn you, you're engaging in Snyderfag type behavior here. They also do the "it is uh like the art and deep!" thing.

To be fair, Gustav Dore is really popular in the Berserk community. So there's lots of uncultured nerds who think they're cultured that are familiar with Dore. He's like the Cormac McCarthy of 19th century artists

Those are toys made to capitalize off the success of a good movie and its only 2 canon sequels. What's your point?

Theyre the same jeets anon, they know

Same for the prequels, they were made to capitalize off the success of 3 great movies

so snyder and lucas both are actually geniuses and people cant handle it? gotcha

Prequelchad here, Snyder is fucking ass

Do Prequelfags actually even believe this shit? They seem sincere sometimes, but nobody could actually be retarded enough to think you can make a movie good with references.

I think most Prequelfans are just trolls.

I love how the kino prequels make the obsessed seething tranny manchildren go into seethe mode everytime

It's Darth Jar Jar levels of post-post-post irony. Do they actually believe it? Not even they themselves know anymore. They are irony golems

would rid the world of every prequelfag if i could
you are no different than sequelfags

youtube.com/watch?v=Ibkmh72_1pw

its like the chuck norris memes, it started out as a joke but then people started believing it and now people think chuck norris is cool

What shit?
The prequels are actually great and almost every prequel hater either doesn't understand the story or deliberately acting like a retard to misinterpret the story

youtube.com/watch?v=oKm4ueVuxpY

As they say, "Any community that gets its kicks pretending to be idiots will be joined by actual idiots who think they're in good company."

What shit?

The "OH GEORGE THESE PLEBS DON'T GET YOUR SHAKESPEAREAN ARTISTIC VISION" shit, usually said by the same people who go "W-well these are just kids' movies!" when you point out how annoying Jar Jar is. The Prequels had plenty of toyetic and commercial shit like Grievous or the podrace, and even if they didn't it doesn't suddenly make a movie good if you add a bunch of religious/artistic references.

doesn't understand the story or deliberately acting like a retard to misinterpret the story

What's not to understand?

Palpatine secretly gets the Trade Federation to start shit with Naboo, gets himself elected Chancellor to deal with the crisis.

Palpatine secretly gets the Separatists to start a war, gets the Senate to give him a Clone army to fight the war.

They aren't bad because they're misunderstood, they're bad because the Anakin/Padme love story is awful and melodramatic, the dialogue is stunted trash, the central conspiracy is totally obvious, and Anakin has no actual reason to believe that Palpatine can save his wife.

What the fuck, is this real? Did gay supplements man really talk about bingbingwahoo?

Lol seethe because Alex Jones out of all people had to explain the story for you

I only like revenge of the sith because of the action scenes. The other two were boring. I don’t care about fictional space politics. I probably could have though if fat fuck had made it more entertaining though. Which shows what a shit writer he is in certain regards too, because there’s tons more interesting ways to tackle politics in a sci fi fantasy setting.

Honestly the unwashed masses didn't deserve the PT. Lucas really flexed his genius on all of us, the sheer amount of references to the western canon is almost unbelievable. One could spend hours dissecting even the most passing scene, taking apart the composition, backgrounds, performances, and dialogue and how the references they make relate to the themes in Star Wars.
The most basic of these observations is the common complaint that the actors are wooden or bad at acting, when clearly Lucas was going to a Shakespearean feel: the characters are performing as if they were on a stage, with the clear diction and exaggerated facial expressions that are standard in theatre. Of course this was immediately clear to anyone with even a rudimentary knowledge of Shakespeare, which of course ruled out the majority of the public and almost all of Anon Babble.

youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA

The Sequels were much more toy commercials than the prequels. At least Lucas had an overarching story for the prequels. There was no vision for the sequels other than to make money.

Phantom Menace is a cringefest

The most commendable thing about the Prequels is how they were big releases around the time of the Iraq War, just having those stupid movies coming out that embarked on a ‘bush did 9/11’ analogous story 2 years before 9/11 even happened, bravo Lucas

Lucas was going to a Shakespearean feel

Oh, so he was going for performances that work better in a stage production, even though the Prequels were movies and not stage productions. That totally justifies it and doesn't seem at all like a wrongheaded and moronic creative decision that hamstrung the films.

That is an interesting connection. Not that I’m saying he had any way to know exactly what was gonna happen or anything though, but anyone who was familiar with Bush Sr and all the shady shit he was attached to could’ve pretty reasonably guessed that W was into some fucked up stuff too corruption wise. Theres some pretty compelling evidence that he was involved in Reagan’s assassination attempt (which would’ve made him president at the time if it had worked) and he was the head of the CIA when Kennedy was killed. The bush family is fucked up. Probably because of all that watching each other masturbate. That’d be my guess. Also sorry for this, I’m on vyvanse.

Anakin is God the Father. SW is syncretic gnostic trash from the triple necked slug Lucas who is real butthurt about Christianity being a thing, so he made his own religious hodgepodge to shape the minds of kids all over. It’s gnostic mostly i.e. “Lucifer is the good guy really” (Lucifer Skywalker), the Empire being the domineering, le heckin ebil Christianity, and the rebellion are those enlightened ones rebelling against God i.e. trying to circumvent God Himself to achieve Godhood theirself.

Funniest part is the story can’t help but be completely antithetical to its cringe, whiny anti-Christian ideal set and revolves back around to the way things really are, that is, yes God the Father and creator of all IS the good guy after all. Go figure. The force of light becomes God’s soldiers in us all fighting against Satan, fighting against are worst selves and reaching towards are highest ideals. Reaching towards God.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=TWWNxRy-d3k&pp=ygUPU3cgdGdlb3J5IGRvb2t1

Still, it was written as gnostic inversion. Lucas sucks satans cock and has been trying to sway children from God’s grace for decades.

Pray for Lucas. He needs it.

Appreciate the response anon, was thinking that the basic premise of 9/11 conspiracies was not at all a novel concept at the time, there was already a well documented history of government corruption false flag fuckery overseas meddling blowback etc. people understood how cynical warfare could be dressed up and overseas threats being used to take away freedoms domestically, and I believe Lucas when he says he drew inspiration from the Vietnam war for the originals
Okay now this is schizoposting

Lucas was literally creating a modern renaissance Shakespearean masterpiece and the critics simply couldn’t comprehend this level of kino.it was literally above their NPC brain processing power limit.

I don't think prequelfags have ever seen a shakespeare play and just repeat the idea that it's imitating that because there's not a single part of the prequels where a character has a shakespearean dialogue or exchange, also they've somehow conflated wooden acting with shakespeare when his plays are very much into the realm of overacting

I don't care though, the prequels are kino regardless of your endless seething

The one argument prequeltards had btfo forever

Can we stop with these threads now?

I think most of them are ESLs who don't understand the basics of language and art.

I'll keep posting them because it makes mentally ill manchildren like you cry in pain

I like the Prequels for what they are, but a lot of the prequels are actually deep and complex masterpieces stuff seems like people who just genuinely brought into what was a joke.

PM was a D movie that becomes a B- by today's standards. AoTC was C+ that becomes a B. RoTS was A- that became S-tier GOAT.

It's honestly half sincere and half cheeky trolling

Hi Mike

Yes, actually. Saw a few breakdown videos of the prequels and was "huh, actually Lucas was pretty deep with these movies". If you could remove JJB from Menace and made Anakin 14 then gotten a John Conner-tier child actor it would have been much better. And allowed Hayden Christensen to actually act in the last two instead of telling him to deliberately be as wooden and robotic as possible (facepalm) to avoid a continuity problem that literally nobody else cared about but Lucas. The CGI is obviously a mistake in futureproofing but at the time it was groundbreaking and we were all shocked with the 'realism' of what could be! Now we know better.

I enjoyed this exact kind of posting as a joke for a while but then started feeling embarrassment towards the late 2010s when redditors got really obsessed with genuinely glazing the prequels to this extent and getting assmad at criticism

An older Boba Fett in AotC seems more important to me, instead of a preteen going yipee or whatever having him be more like 15 and more capable of doing some cool shit while still just being a kid

zoomer opinions suck

That's cool I just don't think they're in any way shakespearean and using the term to describe the prequels is either a misinterpretation of the prequels, shakespeare, or both

Now there are two of them!

30 minute glow stick rave dance off was retarded.

Fucking Indians, man. They get all psychotic about the shittiest movies imaginable. Throw some CGI garbage at the screen and they'll be obsessed with it for the rest of their lives.

You can almost smell the lithium from whoever made this bait.

Man I love when this obsessed tranny goes full rage mode and starts endlessly replying and samefagging.
Seething