Stop, my invincible son. Let me die a horrific death for no reason

Stop, my invincible son. Let me die a horrific death for no reason

also, fuck those kids lmao

He wanted out of being trapped in a Snydershit movie

He didn't say that

He did say that, I was there.

But it would have revealed his heckin powers

Isn't Superman almost as fast as the Flash? He can jump and in out of that tornado saving his Dad without anyone noticing or giving a fuck

No because his movements would of created sonic booms....unless hes fighting the flash in which case he has magic speed blitz lolz

Just buy a new dog man

almost as fast as the Flash?

No one is almost as fast as the flash (except for reverse flash, and other flashes).
But his speed is always how fast the plot demands because muh speed force.
Also inb4

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did I ever tell you about the time my dad and I flooded an entire town and killed hundreds?

Kill them all son!

i am going to leave behind my wife and adopted son to walk into a tornado to save a dog that didn't need saving so I can look you in the eyes while I die

pa kent was committing suicide

He could have saved his dad and just chalked it up to adrenaline. The entire situation was retarded

It doesn't even need to be that fancy. What's stopping him from just running in like a regular dude, maybe a bit faster, grabbing his dad, and running back out? He wouldn't need to fly or anything. The handful of onlookers might think "wow that guy's fast and strong" and tell the story about it to their friends who wouldn't care that much. Nobody would see it and think "wow that's an alien superhuman."

I'll get the dog

No, invincible son. It's my responsibility to get the dog.

After the school bus incident most of the town already thought he might be an alien. He couldn’t afford to bring more attention to himself

first he saves a bus full of children and NOW his own father!

We must STOP this monster before he saves again!

The fear is that the government will find out and experiment on him dumbass. That’s basic alien superhero stuff.

What's stopping him from just

The script demands him to be a tragic character

Basic Superman stuff is actually that his adoptive parents are NOT insane ayn rand worshipping psychopaths.

experiment on fucking superman

What are they going to do, arrest him? lol

Realistically the force he'd generate from the sheer speed he'd have to be moving at to save him would probably kill his dad. Alas, this is capeshit so they are untethered from the laws of physics so there's no real excuse other than poor writing.

Supes is actually very easy to contain. All you have to do is knock him out with kryptonite and then keep him away from sunlight. That’s it. This got canonized in the Flash movie

saving him is an act of trannism

CEASE MY INDESTRUCTIBLE OFFSPRING

would HAVE, retard

do you think i should have just let them die?

...maybe?

jfc really Snyder? really? Imagine being one of the parents of the children in the bus and hear this shit

it's entire farm dumbass

No, Costner is such an egomaniac that this was probably his idea to give le noble sacrifice.

no clark let the planes hit the towers

Clark! It's ok! I know tornados are a painless way to go! It's going to be fine! I read it on the TV!

huh?

*muffled girly screeches*

Top speed aside...he is more than fast enough to have rescued his father without really being seen. They could have easily went for the light comedy quip when someone noticed pa kent was next to them. "Funny how the tornado bends light around it, makes people think they are seeing things" or something similar

His voice was heard on the winds, and there begin a chain reaction that eventually formed a tornado in just the right location.

Based

kill them, kill them all Clark. Its what uncle ben wanted.

you shouldn’t intervene on market forces Clark.

"Funny how the tornado bends light around it, makes people think they are seeing things"

one of the worst ideas i've ever heard in my life.

If I had Superman’s powers I would rule humanity as a benevolent god king like Vivec. I don’t understand why supes is always supposed to hide his powers.

To stay grounded and understand normal people, so he wouldnt end up doing what you want to do

A boom? During s storm? Good thing they stopped him. Dead give away.
Was that a sonic boom? YOU MUST BE A POWERFUL ALIEN!