Buffy the Vampire Slayer Sequel Series Casts Ryan Kiera Armstrong Alongside Sarah Michelle Gellar

No, but at least she's cute.

Bit late to do this

Armstrong was born in New York City to Canadian parents Dr. Berta Bacic and actor Dean Armstrong

Another nepobaby. Just fuck of.

No one cares

Both have nice green eyes.

nooo you can't follow one of your parents' career! you....you just can't ok!

I watched the original as it aired. It was a different world then. Did we even have the internet? Maybe, but it wasn't wide-spread.
Anyway, Michelle hit the wall long ago, and she wasn't that hot to begin with..
I only ever wanked over the brunette chick, not willow, but the girl that ended up with Xander.

would Buffy be considered woke if it came out today?

there were literally zero black characters ever, as far as I remember

They shoved the odd one in here and there but it wasnt woke because their characters didn’t revolve around MAH RACISMMM!!!?!

If Joss is not involved I'm not going to watch it.

Are they keeping the name for recognition, or is it gonna be called something like Kimmy the Vampire Slayer?

This is Kendra erasure, and shall not be tolerated.

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Let's cast a black slayer

Ok, but make sure she's a pale as black people get...

Of course! What do you take me for!?

that's a child

Hopefully her love interest will be a black guy

There was the guy worked with that other guy in the paramilitary demon hunter thing.

My chihuahua is cute. That’s a dog.

Surprising to see an actual teenager cast to play a teenager. Also she was good in Skeleton Crew.

kek

Yes, because it's about a woman beating up men.

But she has magical superhuman strength.

he forgot the first slayer that was an african who acted like a monkey

woke accusations aren't really about plot plausibility anon

Yeah but also her best friend is gay and her mentor is a nice British guy.
Her mom is divorced and none of them go to church.
I'm afraid it's neither trad nor based.

it looks like I memory blocked out all the rare black characters. curious.

I'm still mourning.

There's also the hot principal and his hot slayer mother, as well as Giles' love interest.

ANGEL, NO!

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what with demons being a thing she regularly fights you'd think they'd all be inclined to go to church. she even goes to heaven at one point.

It's actually a "heaven dimension".

back in the days when it was ok to hire attractive POC actresses

Not to mention Xander and Oz the kings of emasculated men.
And Buffy fucks multiple dudes.

Feet.

fucking kek

Buffy has sex with a grand total of 4 dudes in seven seasons, and she wanted a relationship with all of them. What a slut!

She was asking for it.

sometimes literally

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saw this on twitter, good meme, has potential

I always felt bad for Kendram, she had a pretty dorky personality since she couldn't adjust to being a normal teenager.
Then Whedon hired his current fuck Dushku.

If it came out today Xander would be a gay femboy who hates Donald Trump, Willow would be a black they/them, Buffy wouldn't have super natural strength she'd just beat up monsters and men twice her size because she's a strong independent women and Giles would be a bumbling fool who is lucky to have these superior women in his life.

Buffy sequel?? i'm there

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I haven't watched this show in over a decade. Used to love it. Does it hold up?

Does it hold up?

Questions loke these always confuse me. Are you implying that television has improved so much that Buffy might not measure up? TV shows today suck big donkey dick. 90s shows were way better. If anything, you should be asking "does any tv show in current year compare to Buffy?" and the answer is no

It depends on how much you know/care about Joss Whedon. It's still an excellent yet overly quipy genre show if you can seperate Joss's backstage antics.
No, it is going to argue Buffy isn't better than it's contemporaries like Charmed or Dark Angel or outdone by modern stuff like the Vampire Diaries or the Originals.

the first three seasons are incredibly kino
season four has some good episodes but is noticeably shittier
the rest is supernatural-tier slop

Who was your Buffy-Fu?

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the actress who played cordelia was the same age in real life as the actress who played jenny calendar

Faith

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buffy, no question

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Shut up britbong you watch doctor faggot the oldest fucking show on television

Wait until you learn who Nick Cage really is

Drusilla

She also did the voices for the little sisters in Bioshock 2

another nepobaby

no one cares

Sarah was 17 when she was cast

bootlickers like you sure don't

Kendra, Mr. Trick, Robin. Show rarely had blacks in it. Part of why I did not even look at it until Season 5 was almost over. I thought was a just more One Tree Hill, Dawson's Creek, Gilmore Girls shit.

Comments that feel like shill posts designed to bump the thread and create engagement

well no shit what did you think they were gonna do show people aztec fractal shit? that's too real for general audiences

Buffy. Or Faith. Or both

10 years too late, nobody gives a shit

Glory.

Faith followed by vamp Willow... or maybe it was the other way around. Can´t really recall.

I honestly don´t believe they´ll be able to pull it off without Joss but i feel i ought to give the show a chance regardless on account to them not recasting Buffy. Way i see it SMG is the only one that can play that role (and yes, i´ve seen the original movie). Going with a new slayer is definitely a step in the right direction at the very least. Something like Fray has more chances of working than a hard reboot would have had.

I sincerely hope they find actual good writers that understand why Buffy worked as well as it did and find the right story for the characters. Personally, and i know this may be in bad taste, i would play the Dawn´s death angle. It´s the one thing i could see breaking Buffy for good and render her unable to care for the world anymore.

she had an incredibly erotic demeanor, anytime she was on screen my eyes were drawn to her.
almost impossible to find a decent pic of her though, seems like she doesn't photograph well, the one you posted being an exception

10 years too late

zoomer moment

why would she make fun of a fellow woman like that? was smg a pick me?

yeah it's more like 20

cordy, anya, faith, fred, lilah, eve

this
they did good to avoid the politically correct route

at least she's cute

not compared to smg pre-buffy

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This is very accurate to what a vampire actually is. A predator. No one finds it strange the vampires in twilight are all in highschool around kids.

droopy jew face

She was so hot in cruel intentions. The incest thing was great

Werewolf girls are such a turn on.

We're not comparing to shows from 1996 anymore. We're comparing to shows from 2025.

I bet this little hussy spent hours sucking cock to get this role while Sarah recorded the whole thing

jfc can you imagine...

Hey how did you get a copy of this requel?

Giles has a daughter and Buffy wants to help train her as a slayer potential against Giles wishes

Solid B-plot for season 1 desu

I fapped to the old show when I was a kid, and I'm going to fap to this too

They never talk about bringing back Kristy Swanson even tho she was the hotter Buffy.

was Parker just her way of trying it on with a more attractive Xander finally?

Cordy and it's honestly not even close....

Jenny is ded tho how can he have a daughter

if they're trying to remake buffy, no.
if they're picking up from the final season with the new slayers, sure it has a fair shot.

The show ended over 20 years ago anon, i'm pretty sure he could have met someone else in the interim.

How will its big bad compare with the greats?

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Yeahhh I don't think the series is going to be set in 2004 anon

jumping into 20 years of the Slayer network running the show sounds interesting to me.

Should Buffy have a happy 40+ life in this series or should she be a forever alone wine aunt cat lady who don't need no man or children or future?

and what of good angelus?

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Well, it is common to lose your keys.

and this is creepier than the 300 year old vampire stalking and romancing teen Buffy how?

RiccivCitybabyunothedeilll.com

a white lead character in 2025? I think not, sir. Canceled after 3 episodes tops

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I never trust Watertown girls. Worse than girls from Revere.

I think it's already established to the be latter.

no Whedon

none of the original writers (that i heard)

none of the original cast other than Gellar

on hulu

yea i'm sure the reboot is gonna be great...

it would be funny as Hell if they use him as some kind of stand-in for Epstein this time around. he was a relentless cunnychaser

first of all it shouldn't be called a 'reboot' it should be called a 'revamp'. second, the first episode should feature a slayer and we think she's the main character, but we never hear her name and she dies at the end of the first episode then we cut to the actual main character slayer waking up and receiving her powers.

not a reboot, bot.

whatever

no whedon

Yeah, we can't go without his quality contributions to the lore.

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this but sincerely

same

that is a sexy child

are you the writers?
why don't you shut up and do some writing?

still not a reboot tranny bot

it's not, that's the joke, retard

and she wanted a relationship with all of them

well, not with spoik at first

ding ding ding

vamp willow reigns supreme

No one ended up with Xander.

Wasn't there in season 6 or 7 a black guy? He was a teacher or director at the school and an amateur vampire hunter. I think Buffy even got blacked.

Worse, a sequel to someone else's story where all the actors whose characters are alive won't show up out of loyalty for whedon and all the characters who are dead are washedup thots that need to rely on nostalgia to make a living (charisma Carpenter, emma caulfield, amber benson)

Brought to you by a jewess who said she was inspired to get a revival going after watching and just like that

0 chance of this not being cringe and retarded

blah blah blah i dont care how you feel still watching it

S7. That was Faith.

Xander ends up with freshly legal Dawn if I remember the comics right.

loyalty to whedon

Hannigan and Gellar are already fake palling around, so she's going to be a part of it. Giles has no allegiance to Whedon. Spike and Angel are too old anyway. Cordy's dead. Dawn's actor is dead.

Enjoy your slop then

Yeah Faith got blacked, Buffy saved herself for her dead boyfriend(s)

Brought to you by a jewess who said she was inspired to get a revival going after watching and just like that

she tried to reboot cruel intentions a while back, they filmed a pilot but it didn't get picked up
youtube.com/watch?v=SX7SVZDnCck

who is your favourite character?

Not slop either tranny. Go back if youre so disinterested

This. Except the initial slayer should be in charge of whatever the Slayer Initiative / Current Watchers look like. The episode should set up whoever the big bad is and kill them all undoing Willow's spell (and retconning the fucking horrendous decision to make all potentials slayers) and rebinding the curse to "once in a generation, there is a chose one".

Then the nu-Buffy wakes up with her slayer powers.

This whole arc is unironically the only time the entire story uses an actual occult basis for the plot, and i guess that's why normies hate it without even reading it. Filtered by whedon of all people kek.

Cordy's dead.

Didn't they just do a whole radio play where Cordy was the slayer in an AU. Would be cool to pull her in that way.

You really expect the redditards complaining about this to have any more than a superficial understanding of the occult, let alone the Bible?

Either Buffy or Giles

You're the one who has to go back to redit or instagram if people pointing out how badly thought out this sequel is bothers you so much

Sequel isn't out yet, tranny. I wait and see before forming an opinion because I'm a grown adult who doesn't get emotional over ideas. Good job trying to hide your summerfaggotry, but it wasn't good enough

the universe gave buffy and angel superduperpowers so they could fuck a hole into a new dimension

can't into basic allegory

grim. i feel you would struggle to get through Everybody Poops without having a conniption

would be cool

Only someone who hasn't listened to the absolute trainwreck that audio book was would think it'd be cool to show it on screen.
Worse, it's probably what they'll do because it's the kind of bad nostalgia pandering Smg seems to like.
They'll likely revive Tara this way as well, multiverses will make all the previous story meaningless so we'll get our yassss queen moments.

What does Twilight look like? What does this tarot card mean?

NTA. Steel sharpens steel and contrast potentiates growth. 2 of cups. Caduceus is the key.

Where's the edited opening to Harvard Man with the zoomed in SMG scenes edited back to back?

does that movie even have a version that's not shit quality?

huh? who cares Anon Babble schizos? it's a lame fucking story

Not true. I just watched Terminator and it was so poorly made and amateurish compared to movies now

What a pathetic life one must live by intentionally clinging to simplicity when they know there are doors to understanding waiting to be opened.

True its on my backlog but they had multiple universes, timelines and dimensions in the original show and comics so its not like it does not fit. If it was up to me they'd be doing a Melaka Fray series.

lead behind the sequel says she's making it because watching and just like that made her think she could something similar

sequel is being directed by the chink who did The Eternals

Not one of the writers of the og show were asked to return

alyson hannigan, dushku, nick Brendon remain friends of Whedon and aren't likely to participante in this, dawn is dead, the ones begging to return are the likes of Charisma Carpenter whose characters are dead

new zoomer cast is confirmed

You're supposed to ignore these retarded facts and can't be pessimistic about the new show

Ok

Not reading allat, tranny. Still watching. Go bitch to your discord server

Exactly. And if we go beyond it and analyze the suit of cups it reflects that storyline even more.

make up bullshit that isn't anywhere in the text

dude it makes sense trust us

yikes

Dangerously underrated post

go attention whore on Anon Babble and stop polluting the thread faggot

The og show never used the alternate dimensions to cheapen things out for fanservice, and the audiobook did. Not even normies liked it.
Fray would be absolute kino but Whedon wrote it so we know that's a big no no for the cat ladies who are producing the IPs he left behind.

Of course. The same way Lord of the Rings is a winding up the tree. You have a good day, man. Rare brother in the wild.

Again I ask what does Twilight look like. But you can't reply because you haven't read the comics but leddit and screenrant told you it was dumb.

We're discussing the themes of the show, homo habilis negroid. Back to your Hasbin Hotel.

Don't be tough on him, it must already be difficult to have his limits.

Jesus. I remember "almost" getting caught jacking it to this in a magazine. Stuff I believe.

this samefagging is extremely embarrassing

You're right. I say shit like that to be funny to people like us but I should consider how frustrated he probably is

michelle dies

reboot revamps

can't be a coincidence

jej

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is that in the show? i though that comic story was THE ONLY time actual occult themes were used

kino

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Why doesn't Sarah Michella Gellar Prince appear in any of the behind the scenes and featurettes footage on the dvds? also why is there no blooper reel for anything other than season 6?

It's a show about the paranormal. I'm not the anon who said it was the only time he noticed. Occult archetypes are in the most basic of things. Moreso than when theyre overt.

I know it might be difficult to understand how others are able to interpret simple allegories, but do try to keep an open mind about the people around you.

Buffy is a paranormal story, so it using paranormal and occult elements shouldn't be so shocking.

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She disliked the geek culture around the show and kept herself distanced from it for decades after it ended. She didn't even watch it until her kids did. It's only now that she's acting as if she's a huge fan of its "legacy" to promote her version of a sequel she's producing.

took you a while to come up with those two screenshots, previously you were leaving a gap of only just one minute between your self-fellating posts

I wonder what he'd think when he finds out what the Justice League are supposed to be

It really is kind of sad you refuse to believe other people can have different thoughts.

Lmao

I'm the 2nd quote. You can't HTML edit like that on iphone, anon. If it takes me admitting to phoneposting I don't care as long as it gets you to move on and talk about real things that aren't just in your head

they're not different thoughts, they're the exact same thoughts coming from one person (You)

You're crazy.

I'm the first. I'm phone posting on Android on dark mode on the browser. I don't know why this guy is insisting on being dumb, but it's kind of refreshing to see how quickly people here pick on things that are barely discussed elsewhere.

To be fair she does have a droopy jewish face after hitting the wall. Speaking of which I wonder why the pali zoomers haven't canceled her despite her being zionist.

Luck of the draw kek usually I'm bullied out of threads for even implying this shit

I'm that anon and yeah, the show uses the archetypes and creates original imagery for them, but Twilight was an overt pallalel to the most basic occult symbols you can find (the basic RWS tarot).

It's always funny to me when people discount the idea that esoteric symbols are used in everything while they use language which is in and of itself esoteric symbolism

it was in the fhm issue with britney on the cover, i used it a lot lol

when he falls back against the stairs and she puts a foot up by his head and he desperately tries to keep his eyes locked on her face and away from her exposed slayer cunt

she was in almost every scene of the show and was working basically 16 hours a day for seven years so she rarely had time to do behind the scenes stuff

i wouldn't discount occult and supernatural shit entirely, i have a soft spot for Anon Babble stuff, however, weren't tarot cards specifically just a playing cards deck that arbitrarily got assigned some made up esoteric origin by shysters when they got exported to another country that didn't have a tradition of playing the original card games

holy obvious samefag

No. They're just a development on pre-existing Kabbalistic and Hermetic concepts and have always been used for various levels of occult practice. There's folklore peddled as fact about a lot of things. There are people who still think Christian Rosenkreutz was a real person, or that Hermes/Thoth was a physical person and not a priest title that was venerated over time

Get over it, man

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what does twilight look like

Angel in a wrestling mask?

i'm tired of being gaslit into pretending any of these 90s shows were good
buffy was just another show that people watched because there was literally nothing else on at the time

Lowest effort bait ITT

There was a ton of shit to watch at the time. I had three VCRs and still couldn't record all the shows I wanted to watch

yes, tarots basically the "special" cards of playing decks used during the renaissance in some european countries that eventually got coopted by schizos

clever lie but i already disproved it several posts ago. you're desperate for bait and you type the same way in every post

work phone and personal phone

or

phone and a laptop

thread sliding won't work on us buffy fans

you didn't disprove anything, you just made an assertion, in your head, that's probably the same thing. but outside of your head, you have to make more effort

info is well documented and has thousands of factual resources publicly available. i dont need to prove common sense knowledge. go stick a banana up your ass like your kin

some are good, some aren't. i'd say buffy, the x-files, stargate, babylon 5, angel, if you count it, are good.
some, like hercules, charmed, xena, highlander, i would say are not good at all.

it was also more common in the 90s to have a stinker of a first season and then the show would find its legs later. nowadays it's more common for the first season to be really good, with a dramatic dropoff in quality after that.

hercules

xena

not good at all

fag

I feel like most of today's shows do this "movie as a mini-series" thing (especially Disney and HBO) where they take a movie-length outline and add in 6 episodes of filler to draw out the few actual pieces of plot they planned for. I blame the union for letting these lazy assholes get easier gigs and a raise to boost their ego

fuck you anon the way you wrote your post made me look up to see if "if you count it" was a show I'd never heard of... reeeeeeeeeeee

it can't be that well documented, since if i go to wikipedia it says i'm right
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarot_card_reading#History

Claims by the early French occultists that tarot cards had esoteric links to ancient Egypt, the Kabbalah, Indic Tantra, or the I Ching have been frequently repeated by authors on card divination. However, scholarly research reveals that there is no evidence of any significant use of tarot cards for divination until the late 18th century as it was believed to be invented in Italy in early 15th century.[6] In fact, historians have described western views of the Tarot pack as "the subject of the most successful propaganda campaign ever launched... An entire false history and false interpretation of the Tarot pack was concocted by the occultists; and it is all but universally believed".[7]

maybe instead of wikipedia i should have been checking some blogspot schizo site? could you link one, since it's so well documented. enlighten me oh great initiated

wikipedia

written by millions of petulant israelis

not simply picking up a historical book that isn't written by another angry jew

focusing on divination over the blatantly obvious intentional symbols that align with the mentioned religions and their pre-existing symbolism

See final sentence in:

stick a banana up my ass? is that where i'll find your "proof"?
which book should i pick up? the wikipedia article cites books by this guy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Dummett
is he a jew
no i don't think he is. but occultists like anton levay are jews. kabbalism is jewish