Crank up the radio edition
Alright anon, its Futurama Thread
First for Scooty-Puff Jr. SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
She doesnt deserve Fry
Wrong board retard, cartoons is down the hall to the left
playing wolfenstein the new order
we're nazis on the moon
Nothing about Leela was cringe or "woke" despite her being a girlboss voice of reason and the only competent crew member. Impressive!
No one has watched a single episode of the Futurama reboot
You watched the terrible Futurama movies and the terrible Comedy Central episodes with EyePhones and Singing Ass Boils but you still didn't watch the Futurama Dogecoin and COVID episodes
Why?
You watched the terrible Futurama movies
I'll admit it.
and the terrible Comedy Central episodes with EyePhones and Singing Ass Boils
Now hold on bucko, there are limits to what a man will do.
I liked the movies. And there's couple good CC episodes.
They really made Leela a bitch in later seasons. Pretty much out of boredom and lack of ideas.
hmm we can’t let them start dating, then we’ll have to change the direction of the show
but sir, they’ve had NUMEROUS romantic episodes that puts them right on the edge of a relationship, some fans can reasonably argue they are already in an off camera relationship!
lets just make her a total cunt to Fry to make him back off and delay for another season
BRILLIANT
WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON
WE CARRY A HARPOON
Benders Game was kino
THE GENDER BENDER
But there aren’t no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune
sovl
I watched them. They're just mediocre. None of the lows of the Comedy Central seasons, but none of the highs.
Probably the best joke of the whole series
honestly one of my favorite eps
so then i said
see ya the fight
Heady times for a young unit, but I reckon if I had to do it all again I'd . . . murder those astronauts just the same. Wouldn't you, folks? Wouldn't . . . you?
IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOAH
for me it's
you're full of crap fry
bzzt
you make a persuasive argument fry
Fuck me maybe I need to rewatch some later seasons now.
Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys do something!
Help, Satan! You owe me!
My other favorite is this one. Such a great set up and punchline
Oops!
First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
Simple yet Gold.
Futurama gotta do more slapstick
I am reminded how many jokes were in the first fucking episode.
Last week I learned the simpsons went to shit becuase of the two guys who left to make Futurama. Season 9 really begins to fall off.
Not Surprising.
We almost had Phil Hartman as Zapp too.
Amy balances her out.
Also Bender shoving it in her face is hilarious, so it totally works.
oh is she behind
no im in front of you
always makes me laugh
bro it's the year 3000, we have motion-picture technology now
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Post webm
its FUTURE
The more I learn about accounting and business the more I appreciate Hermes. I’m slowly becoming a heartless shameless bureaucrat
…………..mmmm okay
Fuck forgot picture
she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistrot!
Wait, let's go by rank.
The best Futurama jokes have all the same structure. It’s:
Character says something
Immediately does something contradicting it.
My favorite is "I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service"
Just a broken-down hobo and his commanding officer.
Unless of course... war were declared
What's that?
War were declared
Fly the White Flag of War.
WHALERS ON THE MOON
I’ll show ye…
you mighty space men of the future will have to show me how to play this "video game"
My favorite Hermes moment was when everybody else got stuck in the airlock and he rescues them, but it's shown that for several long seconds he seriously contemplated letting them die
If I had a nickel for every soft core lesbian episode, I’d have enough for several gum balls
Oh really?
to shreds you say..
How's his wife holding up?
to shreds you say..
PAZUZUUUUUU
PAZUZUUUUUUUUUUU
the professor is the absolute best
I love all of Hermes exasperations
Sweet yeti of the Serengeti!
My Manwich!
I also love Amy’s made up words
spleesh
guh!
LOOK AT THAT FINE JAMAICAN BACAN
hey Professor, how do I look?
Like a cheap french whore
eeewww freeench?
thats coming out of YOUR pay
I love his irrational hate for Zoidberg
watching the 2nd reboot
Fool me seven times shame on you, fool me eight or more times shame on me.
not even one place remotely livable
Fucking hell forgot the the picture again
irrational
Dude really? Zoidberg is a disgusting annoying freak even within the context of Futurama, he is also retardedly inept at his one job. Literally everyone hates Zoidberg to some degree or another.
WITH MY LAST BREATH, I CURSE ZOIDBERG!!
one bad thing was some trains got crashed in New Jersey
people won't be late for work though, because the governor lady said IM SENDING IN MORE TRAINS
HOW IS WORK IN THE LUNCH ROOM FRANKIE?
at least he died painlessly
to shreds you say?
how's his wife holding up?
to shreds you say?
WOOOOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
i too once spent a nightmarish time in a robot asylum. but now it's nearly over
Honestly zoidberg eating random objects never fails to make me giggle
Would.
I think this is the first thread I am absolutely certain is both a shill and AI generated thread.
i think the poster above me comes from a dimension that's big on musical theater
You know it’s real because we’re only saying good things about early futurama.
I swear the show has close to one hundred "I shouldn't stick my penis in that, however" characters
I know animators are all perverts, we were supposed to giwtwm this shit no matter how "gross and scary" Fry found it
DO A FLIP!
Please, gentlemen, we must put an end to the bloodshed
We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks
I wonder if Fry would have went for it if he wasn't honestly trying to wingman her to Zoidberg. The guy once tried to fuck a radiator thinking it was an alien.
Sweet... something of... some place.
For me, it's Hot Asian Amy.
I really don't think so, Zoidbergians are pretty disgusting all around and even Fry isn't that desperate.
Fry had sex with this and the grossest part is that it's David Cross
Zoidbergians are pretty disgusting all around
In the episode they point out that Zoidberg, who is regularly compared to a dumpster, smells unusually good by the standards of his species and that this is another point against him because how much they stink is used as a measure of attractiveness
Amy was always a baddie. She definitely gave a lot of kids an Asian kink
Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
Bender! Romance isn't about money!
Oh, so it's just a coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Puh-lease
For your information, it's because he's hideous
That was the OTHER time he almost had sex with a sea monster with huge tits
I'm aware.
Another good bit from the time the lobster tried to fuck him:
You should give Zoidberg a chance. He's got male jelly out the wazoo.
Well, that is where it comes out of.
I think it's funny when the universe itself shits on Zoidberg
Except for Santa
every time
ZOIDBERG, HOME OWNER
But doesn't that mean that Zoidberg is a massive cunt considering Santa's evaluation is messed up?
this kills me every time
No, the opposite. Santa was set with a nice meter so high nobody could achieve it. Except for zoidberg. Meaning he is so nice and pure he is spared
this is not a productive area of discussion
I miss old running gag of profeasor having demantia
He never really stops, it just gets more refined.
Then put them in the laundry room. Which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig."
It's not "messed up," it's just poorly calibrated so he judges almost everyone as naughty. Dr. Z is an exemplary individual, thus he passes John Goodman's test.
"Take him to the laundry brig."
I wish they had made Fry and Farnsworth closer, it's never really touched on except for the dogshit Da Vinci episode
Especially since Fry contemplates valuing your family while you're with them, multiple times
There's that great moment at Fry's funeral where Farnsworth makes a joke about him being dead and then immediately gets distraught but Leela fucking hallucinated that whole thing
Fry sticks his neck out for Farnsworth several times over the series, like the Near Death Star rescue, the closest reciprocation I can think of is Farnsworth allowing Fry to live at the office while he's searching for an apartment
Older people generally care more about their younger relatives than vice-versa, so it makes sense.
I see what you did there
Leela’s neurotic and stupid in her own way, with both Fry and Bender having moments where they’re the ones carrying her.
don’t be so hard on yourself, Fry. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You ALL still have Zoodberg!
I'm not a one-woman-man, Leela.
Don't worry, you'll be back to zero soon enough.
I watched the movies because I had hope it could still be good. I watched a handful of the comedy central reboot eps and dropped it because I could tell it was trending towards zombie Simpsons levels
No one knows how man first landed in the moon, but our fungineers think it went something like this...
Gets me every time
uses the pogostick to save his friends
He really did deserve that present from Robot Santa
Scary Door is funniest shit ngl
The movies are underrated. Let me remind you that the movies are how we got to see Leela's O face.
I watched them. They're just mediocre. None of the lows of the Comedy Central seasons, but none of the highs.
What tastes like blue?
It's another """homage to scifi movie/twilight zone""" episode
Robot, activate yourself and do my research.
God I love Futurama.
futurama is to rick and morty what south park is to family guy
What's your favorite Brannigan campaign quote?
fresh from his bloody triumph over the pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula
just returned from a triumphant carpet bombing of Eden Seven
achieved victory over the Spider home-world.
a man who single-handedly defeated the Retiree People of the Assisted-Living Nebula
There's gotta be a couple more.
This makes no sense. Stop trying to sound smart, you’ll hurt yourself
I got here as fast as I wanted!
you can never let your opponent see your piece in the game of chess
WUBBALUBBADUBDUB YOU NEED A REALLY HIGH IQ TO ENJOY THIS SHOW
kys
if we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate
The CC episodes weren't all bad
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power?
Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Is it weird that I felt the same irrational visceral hatred for this guy that Zapp did
Well of course. With enemies you know where they stand. But with Neutrals? Who knows. It sickens me.
Santa doesn't.
WITH MY LAST BREATH... I CURSE ZOIDBEEEEERG!!!
good lord that's over 5000 atmospheres of pressure!
how many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
well it was built for space travel, so anywhere between zero and one
everyone fucks Fry
Zoidberg never gets his jellymatch
;__;
What do we want?
Fry’s dog
When do we want it?
FRY’S DOG!!!
Tell them I hate them!
The episode before the Comedy Central finale was entirely about him acquiring an Emilia Clarke gf who was born with no sense of smell, then after receiving experimental surgery to give her one, discovered it was inverted (flowers smell awful to her, dumpsters smell great, causing her to love Zoidberg even more after the surgery though he feared it would make her reject him)
I'm kinda glad they went with the ending where he gets the girl just because of all the shit Zoidberg went through in the series
I'm willing to sacrifice wave after wave of men for your cause. Right Men?
You Suck!
get zoomer bf
watch the first few episodes of Futurama with him
get to the suicide booth scene
"I don't want to watch this show anymore, that's not funny, it could really trigger someone"
Since they figured that this was going to be the Very Real Final Finale they tied up a lot of loose ends in ways that seemed more calibrated for storytelling than comedy
I have a soft spot for the episode before that, essentially wrapping up Bender's arc
he becomes a firefighter just because he gets off on how much people praise him for being a firefighter
then suspicion is raised that he's starting fires himself so he can put them out and get credit for them (and one by one each of his acquaintances becomes convinced he would DEFINITELY do something like that, although Fry holds out the longest defending him)
then it's revealed that he's really not an arsonist, a fire alien is attempting to incinerate the whole planet
then in a private battle with the alien he singlehandedly saves the earth, contemplating afterward that no one will ever know the incredible thing he just did and give him credit for it
except Fry knows
Isn't that from the very first episode when Fry meets Bender? How could you have watched "the first few episodes" then?
She's often wrong, and nobody gives a shit what she thinks most of the time including the writers.
Ah, you're right, I misspoke. Forgot that was in the first episode
How did you guys feel about Futurama gradually retconning Fry's relationship with every one of his family members?
On the one hand it felt lazy after the first time they did it with his brother, like when the writing room was short on ideas they'd go "Let's rehash the four leaf clover episode again"
But on the other hand it feels very mature to take all of that "they didn't care about him" black comedy from the early episodes and dumpster it with "of course they fucking cared about him"
Why indeed.
The CC episodes really did a good job giving Zoidberg some redemption.
he's actually a good doctor
Farnsworth and Zoidberg are actual friends
he falls in love with a woman who actually likes him
Maybe I'm missing something else too but I've only seen these episodes once.
...and stop calling me!
Yancy's wife is absolute banger
I'll always remember you Fry-MEMORY DELETED
dumpster it with "of course they fucking cared about him"
What do you mean dumpster?
I liked the black comedy humor better, I hate the sentimental bob's burgers crap
Dump his faggoty ass, anon.
I will, just you wait
No one has watched a single episode of the Futurama reboot
I watched them because I was hoping I'd be pleasantly surprised (I wasn't)
You watched the terrible Futurama movies and the terrible Comedy Central episodes
See previous answer
Technically correct.
The best kind of correct.
leaving my house to go to the gym
just see an old ass beetle (the car) driving past
the exact same shade of green as the Planet Express ship
big ass Planet Express logo on the side
Happened literally today. No, I don't have pictures. Yes, I know it sounds fake as fuck
that is really damn cool
dump that basedboy wtf
pronoun people are sex pests
multiple partner relationships leave you unhappy
sexuality is a choice
very ahead of its time
Good!
that was a good episode
did the water just get colder?
WAAAAY DOOOOOWN BELOOOOW THE OCEAAAAAN
That's just the Star Trek influence seeping in. I didn't realize how much TOS they used in futurma until I finally watched it
53?? Now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultraporn
Anymore notable examples? I've never watched TOS.
how did a cigar stay lit underwater?
Are you having a laugh? You've seen the episode, right?
Upon rewatch 20 years later Futurama isn't that funny.
remind me, it's been years since I have watched futurama
I actually kind of suspected he was a good doctor in the original run
the joke of course being that you find out his species dies after mating, so nobody from his species would be a doctor
jurassic bark is forced soul. luck of the fryrish is organic soul
Sounds more like sometime between then and now you just became a joyless miserable cynic. I watch it still from time to time and I don’t belly laugh out loud like I used to in high school when it was fresh but to say it’s not funny now is more a reflection on your poor state of being than of its quality or how well it aged which it aged fantastically, the original run I mean, not the shitty reboot(s)
When Hermes sees Bender with the cigar he yells "THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"
no radio just my all Rush mix tape
WHAT, NO MARSHMALLOWS?!
My Simpsons thread got deleted yesterday. Are all simpsons trashed now due to the spammer?
You watched the terrible Futurama movies and the terrible Comedy Central episodes
I never watched any of that. I only watched the original series.
SCOOTY PUFF JUNIOR SUUUUUUCKS
Beta energy,
if you don’t tickle her fire, you don’t tickle her fire. You can’t make her like you.
Chad tricknuts can fuck another women the enitr time she was in the hospital and call her for a 10 pm “”date” the week after she is out.
eexpolvis-23
What’s the point of doing a sci-fi show.
I hate when they do 20th century anything
iphone app
but space
Fuck off clowns learn to write
here lies Philip J. Fry. Named for his uncle to carry on his spirit.
see Leela's O face.
You should post it in this thread so we can all see it.
i think your boyfriend is gay, man
What would make you think that?
No, he's bi, but can't get ANY bitches, so I took his faggot virginity