Movies where the character fucks their life up?

Kek. Karl Jobst doesn't always have a plan.

iirc he kept saying the lawsuit was over him calling Billy a cheater.

Yep. He completely lied about it to get crowd funding.

hi karl

nobody actually likes billy, they just hate karl for lying to everyone
so when billy posts about karl for the 1000th time, everyone hates karl so much, that they glaze billy for it
karl deserves it, FUCK him

lmao

oh so thats how we got his new address

Oh husbant...

...you rye about Birry and now we are homeless

My diary desu
Page after page

1.2m for a 400 square metre house? God damn why do people want to live in the city

realestate.com.au/sold/property-house-qld-pallara-139912159

Could have kept it if he'd just kept his mouth shut. There are so many topics to make YouTube videos about but he picks the one thing that totally fucked him over for to some autistic sense of honor over speedrunning.

Don't bring the Tony Hawk Pro Skater programmer into this.

Billy Mitchell is King of Kong, the Prince of Pacman, and the Gamer of the Century. And an all-American hero, successful businessman, and girl-next-door wife, and he is a high-score legend.

(You) Karl are a dumb albino PUA speedtroon faggot; now get off 4chins and get your uggo yellow wife sucking dicks down at the docks so your child doesn't end up homeless

see You will never be as based as King Billy. You will never have your own hot sauce empire. speedtrooning faggot

Why does he talk like that though? Is he an early Zuckerberg test model?

did you guys bought his limited edition hotsuace

fair play to him for just being blunt about losing. but lying through deception then being all cocky, yeah that's shitty.

don't get why he made videos on it. it's not even some other person's drama: it's drama HE was generating? don't lawyers tell you to shut the fuck up during a lawsuit?

imagine getting this made over computer programs made for children.

Only if they're fucking nerds.

Did you actually think somebody would sue someone over cheating in childrens bing bing wahoo video games lmao.

Do his strats on cold-approaching women in the street ACTUALLY work?

That’s exactly what happened. Karl deserves everything he’s getting right now

Lawsuits for defamation happen all the time.

I knew something was off the momen he made that cringe video where he beats Billy Mitchell in the wrestling videogame.

so no money for billy?

karl-lost.com

it's real

wahat does it mean for him to declare bankruptcy? does he have to give Billy every dollar he will ever make from any activity until he pays him fully? explain what the process is.

Only for dating any% IGT noglitch

Except there is documented, extensive proof

no there isn't Karl

Can't stop pause buffering, personally.

Think he said it was more about overcoming anxiety than 'how to pick up women' but that's what booze/valium is for. Literally a cheat code for real life.

why do you think he got a mail order bride.

They didn't even work in his video showcasing them, and he invented those moves

karl-lost.com

Holy shit it is. Did billy make it?

skin cancer so he can't go outside to meet real ladies any more.

we don't have robot waifus quite yet, Russian brides are the next best thing. Australia is notoriously hard to get into.

mention that Karl is a fucking idiot too and imply i hate him

b-but you don’t like Billy so you MUST be Karl!

Ameriblubbershart mindset detected. Go engorge yourself with your 18 hamburger snack you fucking degenerate

any luck talking to women yet Karl?

a trustee will oversee his case and decide whether he must liquidate assets or pay the debt through other means, also his credit score will get fucked or whatever

It's Australia, I don't think bankruptcy clears debt from these types of suits

why didn't he use his psychology degree social engineering skills to neurolinguistically-program the judge into letting him win?

it's not about him cheating, he settled with twin galaxies years ago and he did cheat but who really cares
the case was defamation, he claimed billy drove some other youtuber to suicide who had beef with his cheating.
the whole case is retarded, the payout is ridiculous and kinda sets a bad precedent for internet drama that leaks into legal territor IRL.

Any luck with your mail ordered bucket of lard, Amerifat?

Good 'Jobst', ah ha ha ha ;)

liquidate assets

his house has to be under his wife's name by now for sure... so if the doesnt have anything to sell to pay Billy, he would have to make a deal to pay him with every dollar he makes from now on until he pays his debt correct? he will be technically working to pay Billy.
Is there a scenario were he goes to jail? and if he goes to jail is the debt cleared?

He sells all his shit to cover debts. He is probably bankrupting himself to clear as much non Billy related debt as possible as that's dischargeable

Billy gets his many as AFAIK you can't remove court appointed debt via bankruptcy, soif he can't fully pay Billy I guess Billy gets to garnish his wages

Will be checking one of his future videos out to see if his obviously filming from his parents garage lol

What's it like being this butthurt over a successful businessman and highscores in an 80 arcade game? fucking speedtroons

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

the whole case is retarded, the payout is ridiculous and kinda sets a bad precedent for internet drama that leaks into legal territor IRL.

All true, but why did Karl hide the truth about the subject matter of the case?

Think he said it was more about overcoming anxiety than 'how to pick up women'

Waybackmachine says otherwise Karl

nah fuck off, there is a time and place for slander/libel/defamation shit. i honestly doubt this caused Billy any emotional damages, loss of income, whatever. but just because "it's the internet" i don't think that should make you immune.

if he published this in a newspaper column about A Real Guy, i think said Real Guy should have some kind of recourse. go sue tabloids if they post untrue shit about you causing suicides, go sue this guy for doing the same. there's a reason he obscured it, actively taking money from his fans too.

I imagine a pick up artist like him must have a knock out wife

The only one upset here is you, amerishart

I couldn't give two shits about Billy, I just love it when dramawhore YouTubers get buttfucked in front of their audience

iirc billy's team offered him a settlement but he decided to not take it and double down thinking he had a sure win. his whole argument literally was "he's a known cheater and a fraud so it's not like me calling him out for apollolegend could've damaged his reputation anyway."

This nigga goin in hard

if it's like an American bankruptcy he could still pursue it but it'll be like getting blood from a stone and cost more money than it's worth
Billy is probably happy with the moral victory that he buck broke a YouTube faggot

Stop, stop, he's already dead

even with speedruns he talks about people as though once they're a cheater, that's the well poisoned forever.

i get that it's a sport now, to people who are into it. but i don't know. say an athlete dopes in their youth: what if they just stop? is their career tarnished forever?

it's like some human quality, and since Billy Mitchell is a known cheater, he's doing lying with everything? his hot sauce is actually cold!

You don't fuck with the King Of Kong.

Le gigachad meme

Ok I’m out. Cringe as all hell. I’m all for dunking on Karl but that shit is painful

autism, trying to make himself look better in the court of public opinion, and trying to milk views and money off his personal drama

somebody CHEATED at video games

edited out the part where she's stroking his hair

Hate Karl
Hate Billy
Simple az
(This causes the Yank to spiral out of control apparently)

he made up for this.

Billy makes a mighty fine hot sauce. Karl made a future spree killer

There’s really not
It’s hilarious how speedrunners can easily accept “a stray gamma ray messed with my N64 and made Mario teleport right to the star” but not “the game loaded in the same way this extremely accurate emulator does because the emulator is extremely accurate”

Billy needs to make a Knuckles OC and take on Ken Penders.

the best part if some fatso rizzing up the women in the background while he's yapping about building confidence and stuff

literally what is going on with this guy, is he turning into the Fly with the power of turbo cancer?

He's a literal albino freak

Why does he speak like a malfunctioning robot? Why does he look like a retarded German? Why is he so pale?

What's his ethnicity and where did he come from? Is this guy the Tommy Wiseau of YouTube?

Yea that’s pretty funny
But still, calling yourself a gigachad is so painfully cringe to me idk. It’s like unironically saying you’re a sigma. It just hits that same level of cringe to me that wearing a fedora does

even Anon Babble is being spammed by these threads

So... is this some indian being paid to shill the living fuck out of this?

where else would he get his income if not for those videos
he literally can't stop

to be fair billy has literally sued people for that many times

Billy is probably happy with the moral victory that he buck broke a YouTube faggot

apparently karl spent like 600k on lawyers and billy spent even more, he probably wants that money back at least

Yea I saw that too. He’s had some great quips, and given how gleeful Karl was to rub it in his face if he won, I don’t begrudge the guy for doing it. But I get the feeling he’s going to overdo it to the point where it gets cringe, hence why I commented on the whole gigachad thing.

by making interesting videos on speedrunning instead of some ongoing Billy Mitchell feud.

Look up his house

It's a quaint suburban street filled with single story homes with green lawns

Karl's place is a huge two storey eyesore surrounded by a fence, plonked right in the middle of the street

He does seem like the sort of person to buy the biggest, most obnoxious thing he could afford, no matter how incongruous it is compared with the neighbourhood.

Billy's a faggot so I don't care about anything else.

His lawyer did tell him to shut up apparently. Karl said it's not in his nature to keep his mouth shut when he knows he's right, so ignored the advice. It must have been super fucking frustrating having to defend someone who kept getting in their own way.

inb4

he fired his first lawyer

there's zero proof he ever had two lawyers stop parroting this headcanon bullshit

plonked right in the middle of the street

schwayed

husbant

Husband no good

Kek, fuck I thought I was on Anon Babble, didn't even realise what board this was. This whole affair is so stupid, but I can't help but laugh at Billy's posts.

there's no proof of him cheating aside from the proof of him cheating

wow, truly visionary posting
You got it completely right. The lawsuit was about bullying the guy to suicide, which Billy did not in-fact do and Karl claimed he did and got his life raped as a result of his own stupid actions. Billy is now trying to play it off like the lawsuit was about him cheating and acting like he's been vindicated, the lawsuit had nothing to do with his cheating.

Dammit, you were faster.

I never fucking said he did. Karl, however, said this on his discord, so maybe you should consider sucking on fewer dicks before accusing people on the internet of things they didn't say. It always seems to work out so well.

Billy should've gone after that stupid jeet mutahar too, I fucking hate that piece of shit. Fucking indian shits.

It already cost Billy income since places he was scheduled to appear at canceled on him because of karl

Reminder Billy has a discount for his sauce. The name of the discount coupon? BANKRUPTCY

Karl is a fucking idiot, but people that are glazing Billy are stupider.

Well said

Yes I did

you sound like a fag

I actually just bought some. Been wishing I had some hot sauce around the apartment lately anyways.

I wasn't talking about you

It's odd that Karl even thought that Billy was to blame for Apollo's suicide, since Apollo himself didn't blame Billy in his farewell video. Instead he mentioned other people like DarkViper and EZscape.

For what it's worth though I don't think Karl should have lost the lawsuit. If Billy's complaint is that Karl's video damaged his reputation by making people think he bullied Apollo into suicide, that seems demonstrably not true by the fact that everyone thought the lawsuit was about cheating allegations all this time and nobody seemed to even remember the Apollo connection until the sentencing came out and the whole thing exploded. But I only know what Karl said in his videos so there's probably missing context.

Billy Mitchell is King of Kong, the Prince of Pacman, and the Gamer of the Century. And an all-American hero, successful businessman, and girl-next-door wife, and he is a high-score legend.

Trump voters get semi-chubs hearing about shameless scumbags

where's my (You) nigger

based

he won
does he really need to gloat about ruining karl’s life?