Alright anon, its Futurama Thread

Crank up the radio edition

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First for Scooty-Puff Jr. SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

Wrong board retard, cartoons is down the hall to the left

playing wolfenstein the new order

we're nazis on the moon

Nothing about Leela was cringe or "woke" despite her being a girlboss voice of reason and the only competent crew member. Impressive!

No one has watched a single episode of the Futurama reboot
You watched the terrible Futurama movies and the terrible Comedy Central episodes with EyePhones and Singing Ass Boils but you still didn't watch the Futurama Dogecoin and COVID episodes

Why?

You watched the terrible Futurama movies

I'll admit it.

and the terrible Comedy Central episodes with EyePhones and Singing Ass Boils

Now hold on bucko, there are limits to what a man will do.

I liked the movies. And there's couple good CC episodes.

They really made Leela a bitch in later seasons. Pretty much out of boredom and lack of ideas.

hmm we can’t let them start dating, then we’ll have to change the direction of the show

but sir, they’ve had NUMEROUS romantic episodes that puts them right on the edge of a relationship, some fans can reasonably argue they are already in an off camera relationship!

lets just make her a total cunt to Fry to make him back off and delay for another season

BRILLIANT

WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON
WE CARRY A HARPOON

Benders Game was kino

THE GENDER BENDER

But there aren’t no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune

sovl

I watched them. They're just mediocre. None of the lows of the Comedy Central seasons, but none of the highs.

Probably the best joke of the whole series

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honestly one of my favorite eps

so then i said

see ya the fight

Heady times for a young unit, but I reckon if I had to do it all again I'd . . . murder those astronauts just the same. Wouldn't you, folks? Wouldn't . . . you?

IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOAH

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for me it's

you're full of crap fry

bzzt

you make a persuasive argument fry

Fuck me maybe I need to rewatch some later seasons now.

Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys do something!

Help, Satan! You owe me!

My other favorite is this one. Such a great set up and punchline

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Oops!

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First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

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Simple yet Gold.
Futurama gotta do more slapstick

I am reminded how many jokes were in the first fucking episode.

Last week I learned the simpsons went to shit becuase of the two guys who left to make Futurama. Season 9 really begins to fall off.

Not Surprising.
We almost had Phil Hartman as Zapp too.

Amy balances her out.
Also Bender shoving it in her face is hilarious, so it totally works.

oh is she behind

no im in front of you

always makes me laugh

bro it's the year 3000, we have motion-picture technology now

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Post webm
its FUTURE

The more I learn about accounting and business the more I appreciate Hermes. I’m slowly becoming a heartless shameless bureaucrat

…………..mmmm okay

Fuck forgot picture

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she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistrot!

Wait, let's go by rank.

The best Futurama jokes have all the same structure. It’s:

Character says something

Immediately does something contradicting it.

My favorite is "I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service"

Just a broken-down hobo and his commanding officer.

Unless of course... war were declared

What's that?

War were declared

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Fly the White Flag of War.

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WHALERS ON THE MOON

I’ll show ye…

you mighty space men of the future will have to show me how to play this "video game"

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My favorite Hermes moment was when everybody else got stuck in the airlock and he rescues them, but it's shown that for several long seconds he seriously contemplated letting them die

If I had a nickel for every soft core lesbian episode, I’d have enough for several gum balls

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Oh really?

to shreds you say..

How's his wife holding up?

to shreds you say..

PAZUZUUUUUU
PAZUZUUUUUUUUUUU

the professor is the absolute best

I love all of Hermes exasperations

Sweet yeti of the Serengeti!

My Manwich!

I also love Amy’s made up words

spleesh

guh!

LOOK AT THAT FINE JAMAICAN BACAN

hey Professor, how do I look?

Like a cheap french whore

eeewww freeench?

thats coming out of YOUR pay

I love his irrational hate for Zoidberg

watching the 2nd reboot

Fool me seven times shame on you, fool me eight or more times shame on me.

not even one place remotely livable

Fucking hell forgot the the picture again

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irrational

Dude really? Zoidberg is a disgusting annoying freak even within the context of Futurama, he is also retardedly inept at his one job. Literally everyone hates Zoidberg to some degree or another.

WITH MY LAST BREATH, I CURSE ZOIDBERG!!

one bad thing was some trains got crashed in New Jersey

people won't be late for work though, because the governor lady said IM SENDING IN MORE TRAINS

HOW IS WORK IN THE LUNCH ROOM FRANKIE?

at least he died painlessly

to shreds you say?

how's his wife holding up?

to shreds you say?

WOOOOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

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i too once spent a nightmarish time in a robot asylum. but now it's nearly over

Honestly zoidberg eating random objects never fails to make me giggle

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Would.

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I think this is the first thread I am absolutely certain is both a shill and AI generated thread.

i think the poster above me comes from a dimension that's big on musical theater

You know it’s real because we’re only saying good things about early futurama.

I swear the show has close to one hundred "I shouldn't stick my penis in that, however" characters

I know animators are all perverts, we were supposed to giwtwm this shit no matter how "gross and scary" Fry found it

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DO A FLIP!

Please, gentlemen, we must put an end to the bloodshed
We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks

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I wonder if Fry would have went for it if he wasn't honestly trying to wingman her to Zoidberg. The guy once tried to fuck a radiator thinking it was an alien.

Sweet... something of... some place.

For me, it's Hot Asian Amy.

I really don't think so, Zoidbergians are pretty disgusting all around and even Fry isn't that desperate.

Fry had sex with this and the grossest part is that it's David Cross

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Zoidbergians are pretty disgusting all around

In the episode they point out that Zoidberg, who is regularly compared to a dumpster, smells unusually good by the standards of his species and that this is another point against him because how much they stink is used as a measure of attractiveness

Amy was always a baddie. She definitely gave a lot of kids an Asian kink

Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

Bender! Romance isn't about money!

Oh, so it's just a coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Puh-lease

For your information, it's because he's hideous

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That was the OTHER time he almost had sex with a sea monster with huge tits

I'm aware.
Another good bit from the time the lobster tried to fuck him:

You should give Zoidberg a chance. He's got male jelly out the wazoo.

Well, that is where it comes out of.

I think it's funny when the universe itself shits on Zoidberg

Except for Santa

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every time

ZOIDBERG, HOME OWNER

But doesn't that mean that Zoidberg is a massive cunt considering Santa's evaluation is messed up?

No, the opposite. Santa was set with a nice meter so high nobody could achieve it. Except for zoidberg. Meaning he is so nice and pure he is spared

this is not a productive area of discussion

I miss old running gag of profeasor having demantia

He never really stops, it just gets more refined.

Then put them in the laundry room. Which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig."

It's not "messed up," it's just poorly calibrated so he judges almost everyone as naughty. Dr. Z is an exemplary individual, thus he passes John Goodman's test.

"Take him to the laundry brig."

I wish they had made Fry and Farnsworth closer, it's never really touched on except for the dogshit Da Vinci episode
Especially since Fry contemplates valuing your family while you're with them, multiple times
There's that great moment at Fry's funeral where Farnsworth makes a joke about him being dead and then immediately gets distraught but Leela fucking hallucinated that whole thing

Fry sticks his neck out for Farnsworth several times over the series, like the Near Death Star rescue, the closest reciprocation I can think of is Farnsworth allowing Fry to live at the office while he's searching for an apartment

Older people generally care more about their younger relatives than vice-versa, so it makes sense.

I see what you did there

Leela’s neurotic and stupid in her own way, with both Fry and Bender having moments where they’re the ones carrying her.

don’t be so hard on yourself, Fry. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You ALL still have Zoodberg!

I'm not a one-woman-man, Leela.

Don't worry, you'll be back to zero soon enough.

I watched the movies because I had hope it could still be good. I watched a handful of the comedy central reboot eps and dropped it because I could tell it was trending towards zombie Simpsons levels

No one knows how man first landed in the moon, but our fungineers think it went something like this...

Gets me every time

uses the pogostick to save his friends

He really did deserve that present from Robot Santa

The movies are underrated. Let me remind you that the movies are how we got to see Leela's O face.

I watched them. They're just mediocre. None of the lows of the Comedy Central seasons, but none of the highs.

What tastes like blue?

It's another """homage to scifi movie/twilight zone""" episode

Robot, activate yourself and do my research.

God I love Futurama.

futurama is to rick and morty what south park is to family guy

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What's your favorite Brannigan campaign quote?

fresh from his bloody triumph over the pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula

just returned from a triumphant carpet bombing of Eden Seven

achieved victory over the Spider home-world.

a man who single-handedly defeated the Retiree People of the Assisted-Living Nebula

There's gotta be a couple more.

This makes no sense. Stop trying to sound smart, you’ll hurt yourself

I got here as fast as I wanted!

you can never let your opponent see your piece in the game of chess

WUBBALUBBADUBDUB YOU NEED A REALLY HIGH IQ TO ENJOY THIS SHOW

kys

if we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate

The CC episodes weren't all bad

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power?
Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Is it weird that I felt the same irrational visceral hatred for this guy that Zapp did

Well of course. With enemies you know where they stand. But with Neutrals? Who knows. It sickens me.

Santa doesn't.

WITH MY LAST BREATH... I CURSE ZOIDBEEEEERG!!!

good lord that's over 5000 atmospheres of pressure!

how many atmospheres can the ship withstand?

well it was built for space travel, so anywhere between zero and one