Why is Spiderman homophobic

why is Spiderman homophobic

Why wouldn't he be?

Because what faggots and easily-led retards nowadays label as """homophobia""" is literally just normal, logical behavior and always has been.

i miss raimiposting

BONESAW IS READY

It was post-9/11 Bushmerica
He was scared of the gay married terrorists running abortion clinics

Because fags and weird and gross and its right and normal to be creeped out by them.

i know raimiposting is a meme but Green Goblin does imply hes gonna rape MJ, does that happen in the comics?

Because he's a good guy

He wasn't some faggot like Miles Morale
He was the real deal

I don't get it, what's the point of Green Goblin? Literally what is he trying to do? All he does is fly around and stir chaos. What is his goal?

HA! I'm flying and screaming with a spooky mask! Look at me!

His goal was the kill the OsCorp board of directors, after that it was to fuck with Spiderman

filtered by the gobster

normies like you will never understand

In the early 2000s, it was a different time in Bush's America.
They put this disclaimer in the most recent 4k Blu-ray re-release.

this isnt real is it, at least not for Spiderman right?

Why did Spider-Man, a greener than goose shit no draw completely go into a shoot and bury Bonesaw? Are they trying to to destroy the promotion?

Can't we be nice to them even if they are creepy?

It was a different time

A blatant Joker ripoff.

They make him insane, and eventually his sole goal in life is just to fuck with the protagonist hero. He doesn't particularly have any powers but "he's so clever and always playing 4d chess doing these super cool elaborate plans to make him more threatening than any super powered villain"

Stupid plot armor mary sue villain

That’s a nice disclaimer! Did your cocksucking faggot fairweather lawyers draft it for you?

Spider-Man makes fun of a homosexual

He later gets raped in front of hundreds, if not thousands of terrified onlookers

Bravo Raimi

What was racially insensitive in spiderman to warrant this? I don't remember a single non white character DESU

How is it homophobic to ask a man if his husband gave him his cute outfit?

He does have sex with Gwen (it got retconned into just Peter's imagination). In the comic Green Goblin was the one that kill Gwen and Peter still doesn't meet MJ yet afaik.

Can we quit with the fake movie quotes?

Kek I read it again, it's retconned as brainwashing by Mysterio.

All he does is fly around and stir chaos.

Did you miss the part where he is literally insane?

that scene where Spider-Man throws black passengers in front of the train hoping that they would stop it and runs out of black people "Really? We ran out of black people? In New York City?"

Jesus Raimi

literally insane

Because he likes to dress up in women’s clothing? That’s pretty narrow minded of you

Because if spider silk could get wet it wouldn't make for a very efficient trap.

America used to look up to this

Damn board must really be dead if even these jokes can’t land anymore

The average American height has gone down, so they still are.

HA! I'm flying and screaming with a spooky mask! Look at me!

I'm not gonna lie that plus the grenades sounds more appealing by the day

Uncle Ben, he.. he looked Italian!

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Being gay is something heterosexual don't want to be.

now that the dust has settled was it a cute outfit?

If you received it from your husband then yeah.

Spiderman was meant to be a white power symbol if you really think about it

that part where he realises the train speeding towards the camp is full of white people

Powerful stuff. You just don’t see it nowadays

That's faithful to his character

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez

Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest

Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes

thanks spiderman now I think of your rhyme whenever I'm getting dressed.

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Only if they fix their disgusting aesthetic tastes

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