/andor/ general

kino

Hitler could come out of his argentinian grave and do a coup d'etat alongside a zombified Himmler and not even that would make them do much beyond posting on Twitter.

God I wish. Imagine Trump if he could shoot lightning out of his hands.

Why'd he do it?

the rebellion isn't here anymore, they've flown away...

He had a hot date with Vader

I already liked him before but this made him based

Star Wars Kino

He didn't want to be ON PROGRAM for the rest of his life, at his age.

Didn't he have the same fate in GoT as well?

Utopian image.

it really really is

Because he realized he had failed, that his office was full of both big R and little r rebels, and the manifesto he was listening to was right and there was no saving the Empire now that the Death Star plans had been leaked.

One thing to note is that the suicide scene and the scene of Dedra's imprisonment could easily be set AFTER A New Hope, as it is only a few days later.

typical female self-insert writing

It's so silly.

Jawlet

Based. I actually thought they were a couple in the first season.

Are you with us?

...No

kek

Imagine the kino we would have had if they had stuck with the original 5 season plan...

Eh, we didn't need a whole season of Mon's daughter getting married. Or farming space barley or whatever they were doing on planet kansas.

Imagine the filler.

actually picks up a weapon to shoot

human shield

kicking people into walls

So glad. I was getting tired of that shitty trope of just throwing people around, like when frenchfu dies.

Me when I see my rape victim on the street

He didn't want to live long enough to be included in Filoni slop.

She's a psychopath who's permanently miserable because of childhood trauma, essentially more violent batman

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Humiliation Ritual

Adria Arjona voiced herself in the latin american dub

Her natural accent just oozes right through

Wew

screenrant.com/star-wars-andor-unboxing-lego-action-figures/

youtube.com/watch?v=bjo8XsFup2Q

Rogue One Watch Party Get in Here.

I agree with you , pay no mind to the retards and their lack of vision.

Yeah, anon. That's cause he's an actor and actually choking someone results in bruising and pain.

"Yes yes, now pretend to be excited for the Funko pop"

ngl, if my nephew was a few years younger I would buy him that lego K-2S0 so I could build it with him. however, he is too old now and would be embarassed.

OHH MYY GOOOD IS THAT THE LIMITED EDITION CASSIAN ANDOR WITH BLASTER FUNCOPOP?????

2 year break between every season. we wouldn't be done till 2031.

He didn't get a thesis despite saying please

Kinda weird now going Andor - Rogue One - A new hope. That movie is goofy as hell

Yes, we would be able to look forward to/enjoy kino for over half a decade

I'd expect A New Hope remake is Disney's next movie, or at least something that takes place at the same time as A New Hope.

if only he was actually a fraction as based as papa palps

Horny Yennefer

The period between ANH and Empire is better

Tony Gilroy should remake the OT in the style of Andor and it turns out that the OT films are the rebels propaganda depiction of these events in-universe

Nooo all of Star Wars should be Nolanslop

I'm so glad this franchise is dead

CGI Tarkin and Leia has not aged well.

Only the Krennic scenes feel better and more fleshed out now. Everything else is just popcorn in space.

I'm not suggesting a remake would be a good thing.

Or better yet, do something original for once instead of retreading the OT for the billionth time

Krennicbros...how do I copy his swag?
is it the cape? Do I just need a cape?

CGI Tarkin

Disagree.

Leia

Agree, but she's there for like 10 seconds anyway.

This would be the final nail in the coffin for Star Wars. Dew it

Wilmon and Vel suffered the most from the year jumps

Here's your star wars action figure son

But I already have Iraq war soldiers dad

Do it, a nigger filled remake of ANH would finally kill Star Wars for good.

Also, Vader.
Yeah, that scene is great but the one with Krennic is pointless as fuck.

Did I ever tell you the story of how the Rebellion used to be full of aliens and porch monkeys up until a few days ago?

cuter IRL

Make it stop!

Manhandlingcore

I'd unironically marry Sasha

be american

like some show

start deepthroating the celebrities

I miss her so much

Here's your trauma support toy kid...sorry about...you know.....the whole....yeah....

Everywhere I go everyone is glazing Klaya and im starting to feel like its a disney psyop for a klaya series under dave filoni

heertbros...
not like this

April 18 2025

I am forgotten

There is no way she's not down for occasional anal in doggy - none of that missionary prude shit

I have both shots in my folder but I prefer this one. Seems more primal and sexual. Plus the look in her eyes. Pure self loathing. Like the lowest dirtiest two credit street whore. Hot hot hot

another movie that they will shadow cancel after 2 years

I'll believe it when we get a trailer

Damn, he answered the call.

shes down for pretty much everything, id love missionary with her. just slow pumps while kissing her and looking into her eyes

Luthen if dave f*loni wrote him.

He is actually Palpatine's secret jedi brother because thats so cool! and Kleya was actually Leia in disguise all along, which is how Leia knew Rey was a Palpatine. Jyn Erso? Turns out she was Luthen's secret Jedi padawan which is why Saw is paranoid of him. Post credits scene where Jyn erso uses the force to enter the World Between worlds and save Andor, they re-appear in the future post-Endor. The baby seen in the end is actually Poe Dameron and he is best friends with Grogu

Don't forget the random clone wars flashbacks featuring ahsoka, anakin, and obi-wan, and (of course) the clone characters

luthen & kleya's introduction would be 99% rememberrien

If it was after she would have been executed

Ryan Gosling is Cassian's son

This moment is strangely touching. ISB basically ceases to exist now, right? Basically the whole team is either dead or arrested, they'd have to rebuild it from the ground up.

shockingly substantial sphincter

You don't think it's organic? Really?

the same retarded whining about blasters, again and again

Americans are mindless NPCs preprogrammed to suck off their elites.

That would be horrible, I just like her character and think she’s sexy

shant be watching any fagloni slop

Sagrona! Sagrona! Sagrona!
Welcome! Welcome. Praise to the families and clans of Chandrila.
Praise to those who have traveled to share in our most treasured tradition.
As the, uh... As the father of the intended maiden, it is my Chandrilan duty to greet you, sagrona... To toast your health, sagrona teema... And in our very old ritualistic, and, well, insanely economic fashion...
it is also my duty to share just a single, truthful insight, sagrona teema solom. Leida.
My sweet Leida. Stekan...
Pain will find you.
Trouble and disagreement will arrive without summons. T
here's no choice in this.
There's no effort required.

You simply stand still and the galaxy will deliver a daily basket of fresh anxieties to your door without fail.
But my solom... My solom seyna... The Elders know what I'm talking about, right?
My hope... My hope... My hope is that you learn to reach past this constant cloud of sadness.

Pleasure.
Gaiety.
Amusement.
These are the hidden things. The music buried beneath all that noise... Joy. Joy! Joy... But joy has no wind at its back.
Joy will not announce its arrival.
You need to listen for it, and be mindful of how fleeting and delicate it can be. But search out these treasures. A moment of... of pleasing sensation, the memory of laughter and good company, the comfort of a fine meal. And for me... ( chuckles )
For me, right now, it's the smile that I can't hide as I see these two young people sharing our greatest tradition. ( glasses clinking ) Sagrona.
Sagrona teema solom!

dont forget, another blaster is the lewis gun with the mag removed

I don't know why this shot turned me on so much

The ISB guy looks like he's Goebbels grandson

They dramatically shortened the timeline with the Rogue One to A New Hope connection
Prior to that movie people thought the Empire had the Death Star for much longer (and the Senate would have been dissolved much earlier)

Welcome to the program Daedra :)

One of the many reasons why no one likes Star Wars guns beyond lightsabers, its the laziest designs ever. Star Trek, Mass Effect, Battlestar Galactica, all mog Star Wars in the gun department.
And dont forget the wookie bowcaster, that ones just offensively bad.

It's in the eyes. It's like she's not even worth looking at. Speaking to her while manhandling her skull while at the same time looking elsewhere and barely paying attention.

The head of the organization dies on the Death Star in a week and they cease to exist

empire gets defeated at Endor

prison records are lost

she gets liberated as a martyr

I voted for Trump and Andor is one of my favorite shows.

Nooooo you have to fall into my preconceived boxes that I put people in!

No.

I liked the disintegrators in KOTOR, just big rectangular slabs of gun

Well that was a pretty harrowing week in prison though.

Didn't Luthen's people technically count as outside agitators?

You are way out of your depth here. A star wars gun looking like a god damn space ray gun would be gay as fuck and totally out of place.

There's a point where the guns end up looking like stupid toys more than weapons though

I loved the Jedi Knight 2 guns because they were actually original and not really based on anything.

Yes. The whole Ghorman operation was morally questionable on both sides. Everyone wanted Ghorman to get ground into the dirt for their own reasons.

they what they were doing there

boots

leather pants

top shirt

straight hair

we ate good
youtube.com/watch?v=y6wLcx7AkRM

Kinda. They were financiers, spies, and assassins. He stirred the shit wherever he found unrest against the empire, gave them weapons, gave them trainers, put them in contact with other groups.

From the Empire perspective he definitely was.

not everyone can storm the capitol

empire gets defeated at Endor

prison records are lost

prison guards abandon their posts

years later New Republic auditors find scores of huge prisons packed full of the corpses of prisoners who either starved to death or floored themselves

which category do you think Dedra would fall into

Nah, a lot of Cassian scenes are way better now.

That looks atrocious.

My name is Maarva Carassi Andor. I’m honored to stand before you.
Strange, I… feel as if I can see the emperor.
I was six, I think, first time I saw our dear emperor.
Heard his voice felt his political love.

Holding my sister’s hand as we walked all the way from Fountain Square.
Where you stand now, I’ve been more times than I can remember.
I always wanted to be lifted by the Emperors graceful Reich.
I was always eager to support the Imperial Volk
Always waiting to be inspired.

I remember every time it happened, every time the Empire lifted me… With their truth.
And now I’m dead.
And I yearn to lift you with the empires truth..
Not because I want to shine or even be remembered. It’s because I want our galactic empire to go on.
I want Palpatine to continue.
In my waning hours, that’s what comforts me most.

But I fear for you.
We’ve been sleeping. We’ve had each other, and our Emperor, our work, our days.
We had each other, and they left us alone.
We kept the trade lanes open, and they left us alone.
We took their money and ignored them, we kept their engines churning, and the moment they pulled away, we forgot them.
Because we had each other.
We had the empire.

But we were sleeping.
I’ve been sleeping.
And I’ve been turning away from the truth I wanted not to face.

There is a wound that won’t heal at the center of the galaxy. There is a darkness reaching like rust into everything around us.
We let it grow, and now it’s here. It’s here, and it’s not visiting anymore.
It wants to stay.

The rebel scum are a disease that thrives in the darkness, it is never more alive than when we sleep.
It’s easy for the dead to tell you to join the empire fight for your emperor, and maybe it’s true, maybe fighting is useless.
Perhaps it’s too late.

But I’ll tell you this… If I could do it again, I’d wake up early and be fighting these rebel bastards from the start.
Fight the rebel scum!

If her spirit was broken I could see her flooring herself. If she found some nugget of hope her autism would carry her through even if she had to eat people. But what did she have to live for? Syril was dead, her career was dead.

Absolutely. And that's the point.

Star Wars has already done it before

this, the Empire did nothing wrong

I don't vote.

It's a big, fat semi auto shotgun, it's great.

Yeah that was Luthen's entire deal. He went to planets where people suffered, found people with the necessary strength and anger to fight, and put guns in their hands.

the kid that played Young Kleya was really good (as was the girl that played Kleya)

Universe full of creatures with different sizes and types of hands with appendages

Hmmmmm...thinking....
PropSlop detected

Saw makes absolutely no sense. He wouldn't just give up like that.

Imperialfags think THIS can be illegal

wtf

If only a certain political party actually had the spine to lock Trump and the rest of his Rethuglicans up when they had the chance, everything would be fine.

She was way too self absorbed to off herself. No way she feels any kind of lost honor like Partaghaz. She will just obsess about whatever it is in front of her until the Empire eventually falls and she gets released

Do you have some kind of brain damage?

Partagaz wasn't the head of the agency but yeah everything I've read says that this debacle was more or less the end of the organziation

Oh....

....no.....

I had felt the same way even before Andor came out. The only thing I can think of is that he was too slow and crippled and didn't want to die like a bitch with his back turned running to a ship so he said fuck it.

two members die

one is arrested

THE WHOLE THING CEASES TO EXIST

lol is this retard disney lore or something?

you think the CIA or MI6 would disappear if three members were gone?

The troons that complain about the AK have never actually watched the original trilogy.

maybe he regretted doing his own half-assed insurgency and not contributing to the rebel alliance as a whole

I was not able to conceal the invasions of both Iraq and Afghanistan simultaneously for more than ten years straight without it leaking while !Jeb! made a gigantic space laser using most of our budget

I must now either be executed by torture or commit sepeku

No wonder the empire lost...WTF was their problem?

It was very incompetent.

the empire has mental retardation ingrained into their philosophy

looks fine, especially new version with better looking pistol grip from ea-front. other soldier in luthens flashback carried that one

fantasy gun nerds

you guys aren't as cool as fantasy vehicle and mecha nerds, but i like you.

should I rewatch Rogue One?
Saw it on release and thought it was shit
paper thin characters, no emotional investment

I only wish it shot yellow bolts like the original

it's fun

for some reason troons hated it

fucking her now is like throwing a toothpick in the grand canyon

I have, weapon design in the movies sucks shit, they look like toys of WWII guns but with some bit cut off.

Why yes, illegal until proven otherwise

I Rewatch

Kreia
Kleya
Leia

Meatshield in Star Wars

What did our wretched humanity do to deserve this level of kino. We are not worthy

Don't forget Mon's daughter Leida

I would say this is kinda based on the G11, but the G11 was an assault rifle.

how can one forget

they suffered... indignities

Are you 12?

Low key top tier. Totally understand the radar.

its m202 flash but shotgun

You can do that in Jedi Survivor.
You can even make the human shield shoot at his friendlies

Where was Obi-Wan during all this?

Nigga.... Bet she jumped into the spark floor during the first 3 days. Bitch was made of glass.

Being cooked by some 10yr old.

And she was a good friend

wait, shouldn't she be an adult by now?

how do the prisoners have sex?

Was Jung/Luthen/Kleya sacrifice for info really important for knowing about the Death Star? Because in Rogue One another guy tells the same history for Cassian and it was the imperial pilot who defected that had the info.

The obi-wan show was set before abdir and rouge one

If a memory wipe was ever necessary it would be for this and BoBF

Kenobi was set a few years before Obi-Wan killed Maul. she's the same as Luke (obviously).

The pilot had the info about Galen's secret flaw. Not the existence of the Death Star itself.

"Writers deserve more $$$$"

That's actually pretty brutal. If it were a faceless storm trooper I wouldn't be as surprised, but showing a person's face, and a character we actually knew, is pretty hardcore for Star Wars.

I liked the countdown of years. Had a very "dawn of the final day" feel toward the end.

UwU

Star Wars has always been about short but crucial moments in time. Then a time skip to the next chapter. The only one of the original six with any sort of time span whatsoever is AotC when Anakin and Padme start banging on Naboo.

WuW

That's why it's kino.

Ferrix Gong

Episode starts...character turns on imperial news...reporter announces the 1 year anniversary of the massacre....

YOUR
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start doing this

The command room was basically empty. The meeting room was empty. The only Supervisor Partagaz had on hand to run a vital intelligence op was Heert. Dedra getting burned was implied to have taken down a lot of ISB personnel with her, to plug any potential leaks.

And losing so many higher ranking personnel in short order is absolutely devastating to organizations like the ISB. This isn't a fast food chain restaurant, you can't just hire a bunch of new wagies off the street and have it up and running in a week. You need people with experience in running an intelligence network, which isn't a common skill set to say the least.

But considering how badly the ISB fucked things up, perhaps a clean break from the old is necessary. Start fresh. It will probably take years, decades, to rebuild the imperial intelligence networks, but they were planning to rule the galaxy forever.

Noooo the franchise that is famous for opening exposition text scrolling across the screen can't simply announce "1 year later" at the start of a new arc!

they just can't!

The ironic thing is that ISB didn't need a "clean break", the Empire needed to actually prioritize dealing with the Rebellion instead of playing grabass with the Death Star project. Everything about the Tarkin Initiative is why the Empire lost.

Aye yo

AYE YO BRING YO ASS

The Emperor or Tarkin probably shuttered ISB figuring the Death Star would just let the Empire scare everyone into obedience. He dissolves the entire Senate right before they pop Alderaan as a warning.

ISB was dead, I mean the Empire needed a clean break. Clear out the old guard and hire new people. But it's hard to stand up a spy and counter-spy organization from nothing. You almost have to cannibalize some other pre-existing organization to do it.

What's up with mon's arms? Why are they so mottled-looking here?

You're still a fucking moron. Do you want a metal or something?

The actress suffers from a surprisingly common disorder called being a 50 year old woman

To echo a post by some anon in the tailend of the previous thread, we do not exactly know if aspects of the S2 we got would be in a S2 that formed part of a planned 5. It may be that wedding would have been significantly rewritten (maybe a backdrop to some wider political storyline with Mon in the Senate or funding the rebellion) or positioned elsewhere within such a S2. It may have been that the likes of Brasso, Wilmon, and Bix would have completely different stories rather than all being on the wheat planet - Brasso may not even have died in the season. Andor stealing the TIE and being on Yavin IV could be completely absent. Arc 1 of S2 we got may be completely absent from the original outline.

Why did he have such a crude looking sidearm and not something more elegant and smaller?

Whats next for classical Shakespearean trained actor Alex Waldmann after his breakout performance in a supporting role as controversial Imperial Lieutenant Krole?
Hollywood writers are abuzz with the depth and range of emotions that his scenes elicited from the viewers with his adult narrative spin on the duel of jedi/sith.
Where can we hope to view him land next now that his Andor time with us is finished?

bix is such a bitch holy shit
keeping a child from their father is a woman moment if there ever was one

I'm gonna go WAAAY out on a limb here and say all will be forgiven, or at the very least a well meaning truce can be had.. .if she can somehow sign Tony Gilroy to a long term deal for a TOR movie trilogy or tv show. Ether one will do.

Walking through doors cops opened after flash bombing you

Respecting the velvet ropes in statutory hall

INSURRECTION

when White people get painted in a corner and the world hears their feet marching in unison again, it will take a lot more than some nigger capital police who leaves his weapon in the shitter constantly to stop them.

In fact, the entire world will tremble.

She also gets pregnant in true detective season 2 by the fag motorcycle cop who dies

It's a Puerto Rican thing, it's like poetry, it rhymes

The DL-44 is produced by blastech, which also produces most of the republic/imperial weapons including the E-11. It's an official imperial sidearm and a good way to go out if you have to use it. Probably blew an orange sized hole in his head.

When will he get to hold his son?

I would prefer she give him a lot of money to do his own thing. Duplicity 2 would be preferable to more Star Wars.

Remember his opening scene?

We are healthcare providers. We treat sickness, identify symptoms, and locate germs, whether they arise from within or have come from the outside. The longer we wait to identify a disorder, the harder it is to treat the disease.

Nemik's Manifesto is a description of his, and by extension the ISB's, failure to "treat the disease" which has now become terminal. From Partagaz's POV, Nemik was not morally correct, but it was objectively correct.

What? She knew Andor would have left the Rebellion to be with her if he knew she was pregnant but she knew he was too important for him to leave.

Had a very "dawn of the final day" feel toward the end.

same thing i was thinking kek

Like most Browns, he only liked white blondes

SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH IMPERIAL NIGGA SCUM

It was Filoni/the story group all along and at worst, Kennedy was just a somewhat poor coordinator who was in over her head when producing the sequels

I kneel

Whats his name again?

some anon said Gilroy confirmed the child was a boy, and Andor's.

does Bix know it's Andor's? in whatever inevitable spin-off media, are they going to go soft and decide she was faithful to him?

She'll be out when the 2nd Death Star gets destroyed. Due to personnel shortage she will probably get to work for the New Republic's secret service.

KEK KEK KEK

It was one year after she left and she was with him before that, stop acting like a retarded cuck please

she can show up in the mandalorian

Big thanks to all webm supplying anons!

Big thanks to all webm supplying anons!

the slight hand gesture waving off the stormtroopers

High art.

this mf'er played 'Trolius' on stage

Fuck off, fake news.

THEY
HAVE
TO
GO
BACK

She'll be 60 by then and probably less hot.

Rhyd O. Huffer

What part of "she did it all for the Rebellion" do you not understand?

i'm not asking whether the baby is his. i'm asking whether SHE, Bix, KNOWS the baby is his.

can you answer this test?

sex with supervisor meero

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troilus_and_Cressida

stormtroopers hear blaster shot

immediate instinct to run towards it so they can get hit

Funny thing if you watch Andor + Rogue One without knowing anything about Star Wars, you are 100% going to think Leia in Rogue One is Kleya and it works better that way.

The Senate is dissolved IN Ep.IV so I'm not sure what you're getting at here.

Probably blew an orange sized hole in his head.

ouch

What did we think about the romance and sex in Star Wars for the first time?

Why'd he do it?

Option 1/ Clean laser shot to the head, instant death
Option 2/ Being choked to death by Vader
Option 3/ Being shocked to death by the Emperor

were 9 episodes past your memes

i see where George-sama's head was at with intentionally de-sexing Star Wars. i really do. and it feels like a creative decision rather than some 'play it safe for the families/kiddies' studio meddling.

still, i'm glad they introduced the concept of premarital sex. SURELY in millions of (canon) lines of dialogue, in a Galaxy inhabited by trillions (?) it's happened before.

ill go webm some more content bbl

Filoni will put dedra in his movie

and Andor Junior, who is obviously force sensitive, will help her to redeem herself

Reminder! He is NOT a hero he is a VILLAIN!

Obi-Wan did it too

Does not seem very Jedi like.

You now see through the lies of the Jedi. Palps was right all along.

works her way up the New Republic intelligence ladder

gets appointed intelligence advisor to the Chancellor

"Yeah no Mon I just think it would be a great idea if we dismantled the whole fleet"

d i a b o l i c a l

both legs gone

has to use a oxygen tank gimmick to breathe

has been fighting for almost 30 years now

the rebellion has a bunch of squabbling retards in charge

the only plan that has a sliver of chance of success in upper-cutting the Empire doesn't require him anymore

He had fulfilled his role. I'd take the quick way out too.

Who wrote this shit, like seriously. A human shield? Just force pull his blaster and knock im off the tower while you force stun the alien traitor.

This was the single hardest laugh I've ever had at anything Star Wars.
I'm really, REALLY bummed we'll never get any more robo Alan Tudyk :(

kek

get your hands on prime, vintage year Alan Tuydk wine of the highest quality

barely pour a tasting samples worth at the very last second of the meal

Blood shall flow for this.

Empire News listed him among the fallen heroes of the Ghorman Insurrection. Real facts checked by real Imperial Patriots.

Really makes you wonder how so many people live in relative peace. They must have close to a billion police officers alone if not more and a shitton of police droids.

Given the dilapidated state of the 27th floor of that apartment building I think it's safe to say there's huge swathes of Coruscant that are effectively abandoned lawless areas.

Really makes you wonder how so many people live in relative peace