Do you feel in charge?

This is because rape was recently added to Star Wars canon

Star Wars has sex parity

Its not really much more progressive than modern society we have female senators and soldiers. Gender neutral prisons don't make sense in any galaxy.

How about media literacy. The force healer had even touched her belly.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

FUCK

shit

You haven't been talking to Luthen have ya mate?

Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your masterplan?!

oh so that's where i've seen him before

andor is cool but where's baby yoda? sorry i mean grogu. wheres grogu? baby wawa green goo goo ga ga.
bane is dark vader haha

You really don't like film at all. Weird.

Alrighty I guess I'm giving this show a second chance. I watched like half of S1 and lost interest. I liked the premise more than I liked other Disney+ shit, but I just wasn't hooked.

I hope she survives prison and the planet its on gets liberated by the rebellion and she lives to see the sky once again.

damn he did just literally invent rape starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Reproduction

she's a monster, lots of people know what she did and chances are, they'd hang her if they ever find her.

things like reprisal killings only happen in Andor. once he's dead everyone's back to the regularly scheduled E-rated shenanigans

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, GOTHAM IS EVIL!

Vader?

I wouldn't know about that. I listened to most of the show while masturbating to AI pics of a hutt sized dommy mommy Ahsoka, since there's sweet fuck all happening most of the time and it's just people talking in french.

masturbating to AI pics

Do you have the scene where he puts a finger on her head? that made me kek.
He's such a goof.

test

we'll see, maybe disney will finally open their eyes when they see the success of Andor.

nah i think she'd be harmless if you let her go. and a few years in those prisons is enough of a punishment. Nobody likes the ghormans anyways.

would've been better if he raped her haha just kidding.

Darth Vader wouldn't let that fly!

I doubt they would really go after her, especially if she's already in a person like that, she's a low level junior officer. Plus in the nudisney canon they just forgave all the imperials as long as they complied with the "surrender" and weren't Nuremburg tier worthy of a trial.

prison*

she's an ex high ranking member of the ISB, at best she'd get the mind flayer treatment, worse they just kill her on the spot.
she'd never be allowed to live a normal life ever again after working so closely with the empire.

she's not low ranking at the end, considering they were allowing her to run all those operations and psyops.
and it's Andor anyway, she'd get killed.

star wars ranks don't really make sense. For example a Colonel Yularen heading an entire Intelligence agency having a direct line to the Emperor and on the Joint Chiefs when realistically he should be a General.

Disney gave the imps post-war operation paperclip.
Ahsoka and mandalorian don't have realistic things like Nuremberg or reprisal killings

maybe her prison file doesnt detail her as anything but a rebel spy or something like that.

Did it on me own.

Longer version.

the prison file sure, but in Andor this is mentionned that the empire keeps files on everything and everyone, i'm sure her name is somewhere in there.

Why did he do that?

this and syril choking her are the peaks of this season.

She came down with a case of dropping 50 iq points in the face of the good guys plot armor

because he saw it in on TV and wanted to replicate it.

I seen something similar when I was a kid. When you would mess up big time grownups would poke your head with a finger as in "do you have a brain in there or are you really that stupid?"

I feel he is doing the same thing "where is that big brain of yours?"

I think it was just to humiliate her, belittle her, treat her like a child, etc.
But it was funny, Mendhelson is a kino scene chewer.

START DOING THIS

lights go off

remembers the sex in that dark with cereal

has orgasm

Wow what a great scene.

that was his Andor’s kid anon, did you really need that explained? Couldn’t you put together it was part of the reason she had to go? Shows really have to beat viewers over the head these days, Jesus fucking Christ

bix should've died on ferrix. would've made season 2 10x better. her only contribution is her ass and you only see it in season 1 anyways.

lmfao

I listened to most of the show while masturbating to AI pics of a hutt sized dommy mommy Ahsoka

post the image?

post the image?

he's actually asking for it

Krennic was KINO.

i never really understand how bane killed this guy here, punched his neck?

thanks for the update!!!!

Even though he was one of my favorite parts about Rogue 1, I was worried when they announced Krennic would be in this. I was worried they would lean too hard into member berries like season 2 of every other star wars show. I was also worried he would overshadow Partagaz.

Now that it's over, I can say I'm glad they brought him back

you see him grab his face and neck. he twisted his head till his neck broke

You see, had a much larger build than the other guy

Dexbros...

yes. i am.

member berries

is that where we're at with fucking Rogue One: A Star Wars Story now?

i know it was 8 years ago, but to me it's still 'one of the new ones'. i watched Andor pretty much as its own original story, barely remember the prequel film it's a prequel to.

i fell for the shilling and watched this,
what a fucking predictable and cartoonish piece of show for retards

She's been lying to him and denying it, he tells her "we plugged in your system, I already caught you" she realizes oh shit Im fucked. He's riling her up more to figure out if he misses anything, he figures out he didn't and moves her to prison where she will be worked to death quickly.

g'day there dedra, you haven't been talking to the rebels have you mate?

Tore his face off genius

*boop*

Funniest and only thing I've seen of aunty donna

disney: we increase the budget on shilling

it actually works

Should I watch Rogue One or just leave it at that? I've seen parts of it and it seems bad.

just watch ESB again. i liked rogue one but i'll never rewatch it cus i dont want to have a worse impression.

hoo m8 ye cannet jus gan n build a supa weapon man like ya jesus or summat ya knar that's pua shockin that like

Americans do be thinking we talk like this.

needs a starship troopers edit

nobody will notice me walking here on this floor in which all the walls are made of glass

.. nigga he tore his face off
He grabs part of his face then grips his neck. He literally rips his face off hence all the noise rather than a sudden snap
Damn nigga be baiting me

why didn't they hire an English actor instead of her?

they have their own films. i even like some of them. fully support their independence.

Prison cell looks like Disney's hotel room

Kek

well we dont see it so im not so sure. bane is suppose to be very strong but with that grip how does he rip his face off? unless you mean more the structure rather than the skin, then i guess yes he might be "ripping" his head apart, is how i would put it. but i think a very violent gory way to break someones neck is what he could also be doing.

That place really did look like a fucking prison

we do le french ressitance, le world war 2, magnifique and originale

It's the lack of windows.
I'm sure the original concept art had stuff like "wow amazing television screens showing passing planets and whatever" which of course disappeared when budget came into the picture.

the imperial swat team, very cool, like all those cop shows i like to watch

Oi, build me Death Star, ya lazy cunt.

Says the guy posting the imageboard obsessed with

muh Adolf Hitler

Kleya become muslim?

we're just like Anon Babble, but not even all of it, just one of the boards

wow, no wonder these writers are paid millions for their excellent work

yeah cus uhhh

we're not building an energy plant

whaattt???

no, we're building a death star, just using this word is very forbidden

ohh, and does this actually change anything?

no, not really, the result is the same, the emperor couldn't give a shit, he is an absolute ruler amd the planet would've been destroyed anyway

but it is a very big revelation and huge plot twist

Why the fuck didn't they show who killed Partagaz? Did Lagret set him up?

babu freek did.

it was cad bane

he died because he found out that a military empire is building a military base and they named it "death star", you can't use that word and not dying

it's very secret

Saw's rebel cell killed him. This plotline was cut due to time.

Post Bix butt

They should have some some shit with electrochromic glass. Have a little skylight that can change color based on certain conditions to make it seem like you're on different planets. Or do holographic projections like theyve had in the Haunted Mansion for 100 years.

I was expecting Kleya to save Luthen and roll him out on a wheelchair as a disguise, but she fucking killed him instead? Was she mad at him when she was recalling those flashbacks or something?

he was already dead. the machine was keeping him alive. also, theres no shot she gets him out of there if he cant walk on his own.

Luthen would have been very angry if she didn't kill him, the cause is more important.

No killed him, because she read the theories and assumed he was a Jedi, so she was expecting him to turn into a force ghost.

She killed him because he couldn't survive without that machine he was hooked up to and they were in late game "destroy all loose ends" mode.

so where was kanji klub?

I've kinda liked SWT, he seems like he likes Star Wars but his complaints about Andor are just downright disagreeable and stupid.

he is such a rebel, he just takes the ship and flies on his own for a secret mission, it all turns out ok, and his CO has no other option just to congratulate him

3 times in a row

he was cool back ion the day with his lore videos and stuff, but he really started becoming stupid with his opinions that star wars should have bad dialogue and be bad on purpose because thats what george wanted or something retarded like that... and then he became a chud who hangs out with critical faggot.

She’s hot and all, but I find that huge mole completely gross. I always wondered why anyone would have a career as an actor and never bother having something like this removed.

a really forgettable and corny show

so how do people like mon mothma or that nigger bitch or others there(aside from bail organa) actually gain high ranks among rebels who've been underground doing all sorts of shit for years? what does a senator from chandrila know about leading a rebellion? even politically, what does provide if shes cut off from all her money and connections?

Nope. Not enough aquamarine tiles.

I think even that critical drinker group is starting to not like SWT

star wars should have bad dialogue and be bad on purpose because thats what george wanted

This but unironically.

i'd free her and bring her to kamino and create a new female clone army of her that have special modifications to be super strong and capable soldiers despite being female then i'd go genocide all ghormans with that army if they still even exist.

Another brick in the wall

It's 100% what Luthen would have wanted for her to kill him. If he went to Yavin the Rebels there wouldn't have trusted him just like they didn't trust Kleya when she got there. He played his part for the Rebellion, whether they like it or not and he did everything he could.

That was acyolyte, someone once said they couldn’t remember a single characters name from that show.

I think even that critical drinker group is starting to not like SWT

lol thats pretty funny

why was season 1 so much better?

why are people calling this "the best star wars has been in a LONG time"
it's a boring snooze fest with nothing fucking happening
it's pointless
NOTHING HAPPENS

did the critical shill get paid to review this show or was he being ironic

because it was about andor, the complaint everyone had originally

who's this nobody and why is there a show about him?

Damn that sounds pretty good

Hit play on the remote, nigga.

i pressed x on vlc, cunt.

i dont pay attention to youtubers opinions they are generally very stupid unless their videos lack any stylistic flair or vanity in which case they may have something worth saying.

despite huge amounts of scree time and character development, Syril's death was absolutely inconsequential to the final 4 episodes of the series

wew lad

Zoom zoom

i'd free her and bring her to kamino and create a new female clone army of her that have special modifications to be super strong and capable soldiers despite being female

so youd administer testosterone to woman and make a space trans army? kino

because it was more original about being oppressed by the empire, you felt the weight of it

this season has nothing original and the main guy is a mary sue but with very friendly robot and shit

Thesis Please.

yeah its so based.

zoomers love the show. i'd know im one of them, but i dont really love it.
no i'd get the kaminoans to make her super strong through their space gene editing, she would still look like a woman though i promise.

it felt more coherent and had an overall better grip on its theme
still 2 was pretty gud apart from the first batch of episodes

an army of Hunter Shafers? Now that I can get in to.

No it would be some magic space chemical that replicates the effects of doing a bunch of crunches and squats
Also ywnbaw
Zoomers have fried attention spans and are physically incapable of comprehending or enjoying any media that doesn't have a quip every minute

Zoomers have fried attention spans and are physically incapable of comprehending or enjoying any media that doesn't have a quip every minute

cool not my problem
t. zoomer

funny, my main complaint about the beginning of this season was that there was too much needless action catering to the zoomies, guess even that isn't enough for your kind.

dies like a bitch

sad

Porn has corrupted your brain to the point that you're jerking off to fags in dresses and imagining yourself as a woman because normal sex doesn't excite you anymore

dies

proof? He shot a vent and escaped.

nah im thinking more gina carano dedra's. maybe 271 thousand of them

damn, that's my head canon now, based

go count spiders syril

I generally don't hate this guy, but man that was a weird argument. Does he really think Darth Vader is thinking about the minutiae of what goes on with the rank and file? The second most powerful sorceror in the galaxy is not enforcing memos and hunting down individual rapists in the Imperial Navy. I guarantee you any officer bringing it up to him is getting choked half to death and told not to waste his time with bullshit.

he got a dignified suicide
that’s about the best he could hope for
wtf did you want to happen?

Why did he kill himself?

hes a man child and a youtuber he has no idea how real world organizations work.

because it was either that or a firing squad/prison cell

So he wouldn't end up like Dedra.

andor's sister plotline never resolved

audience sees andor dream about it again in the final episode

still no answer

Fuck you

I don't understand why Pardagaz offed himself. Was Krenik trying to blame him?

was that naboo in the flashbacks with luthen and kleya?

World War 2 France, but in space, baby.

better than american prison

It was just one season, not three seasons crammed into one

not to mention the first order of business of Anakin as Darth Vader, is to kill a room full of toddlers, kek.
(something he had a lot of practice on, thanks to Tusken riders)

yes, the death of a indian lesbian is much more tragic than the death of anybody else

He was too heartbroken over Lonni's death and couldn't go on.

i dont think it was entirely because he failed and was gonna be reprimanded or worse, it was also because he knew nemik was right. he was listening to the manifesto and realized how pointless his mission has been, and those that will come after him. he isnt becoming a rebel right then and there, but he is realizing that no matter what they will persist and his world will only get worse trying to stop them.

It’s worse than prison because one is free while the other charges $2500 a night

aaaaaah that never crossed my mind, good job

You say this, but they they waster 3 episodes with Cassian stuck with retarded hillbillies on a jungle planet and Luthen at a wedding.

bix nudes

Did Kleya know that Luthen was going to waste Lonni?

THIS force healer?
She likes to touch lots of...big things....

then how do you choose what to even bother watching?

yes thats a necessity when you understand the situation. lonni knew but thought he was safe in that meeting spot. its why he chose to meet there instead of the underworld where they last met.

so? what's so bad about that?

assuming this isnt bait, i just find things. usually by seeing an actor in one thing i liked and finding out what else he's in, or by who directed it. sometimes, very rarely, by recommendation from someone i know.

an average planet has 5 buildings

Wish the lesbians were hotter
The Waif was okay, wish the other one had tits or ass instead of a mustache and a giant nose

yes in star wars all planets have one biome. hoth is the arctic, tatooine is the sahara desert(with complimentary sand niggers and jew aliens) and kashyyyk is the congo.

Luthen did nothing wrong

He couldn't kill himself right

Wait...THAT'S IT? ITS OVER?!?!
I waited years for this space slop?
That's how it ENDS?!?! REALLY?!?!?!

Also didn't rig with bombs the shop and apartment, amateur hour.

It kind of bothered me how Luthen's hair was sometimes really short and other times long and wavy, I guess it depends in what order they shot the scenes for the actor.

if i hack into her account i'm dead, 100%, i need to think about my family

i hacked into her account, i have zero escape plan

I don't understand how people can call this "the best Star Wars" when nothing about it is Star Wars.
Where are the Jedi? Where are the Sith? Where are the cool aliens? There's nothing Star Wars about boring office politics.

and whole planets are limited to 5 buildings because of RAM limitations?

He activated incognito mode, that makes you 100% untraceable, no?

Do you think Palpatine gave a fuck about the speech?

you forgot the rape planet

weak, even the AK bait is better

people saying this is better than the OT are retarded. you can ignore that. its decent, certainly better then other disney slop.

Thank you for your contribution to the thread, now go back to watching Acolyte or Ahsoka.

id say, it IS the original trilogy.

if im andor i'm getting a nice big sniff of jyn's ass before being annihilated.

I dug how his former underling understood what was going on and gave him space to do it.

He donned a wig when he went into fruity antiquities dealer mode.

dooood where's my jingling keys???

Hopefully baby Andor just stays on that planet and has a comfy farm life instead of dealing with the ST shit

He probably saved a recording of it so he could listen to it whenever he needed a good laugh.

Muslims don't exist in Star Wars.

Where are the Jedi?

Luthen (read between the lines)

Where are the Sith?

Mothma's husband (read between the lines)

Where are the cool aliens?

wheelchair grandma

There's nothing Star Wars about boring office politics.

that's Ep1 and 2 in a nutshell.

no idea, are you a hacker too, like the guy from the show?

no. he probably didnt even listen to it. some literal who jobber told him a bitch in the senate is complaining about him and he probably jerked off to mon mothma's nudes and that was that.

I thought for a moment the implication was that it was Kleya, and that Luthen was sent to wipe out the kids in the forest after they killed that officer, but then I realised the two filthy child actors might not be the same character.

people saying this is better than the OT are retarded

Yeah, Ewoks planet and "let's rebuild the Death star in a couple of years" movie is so much better.

horrible bait

There are multiple planets whose entire theme is "beach"

Not bait, Return of the Jedi has a cool first half and a shit second half, and the plot of a second DS is just weak shit.

i'm a senator in this imperialistic empire

literally top elite of the empire, i made it, it was really hard

but i don't know anything about the real world and think that we are all good people

i will make this naive speech and instead of being a millionaire, i will live in a cave and eat shit, that is if i manage to escape with my life, otherwise i will be chained to a wall for the rest of my life

Return of the Jedi isn't canon, it's just a stupid kid's show like the Holiday Special

god damn this was such a kino way to end the series

What's worse is Mon Mothma stayed on Yavin during the New Republic era as its senator.

Andor Jr was flying one of those ships at the end of Rise of Skywalker

he fucked her later that day

you're going to die :)

It's kino but sad

was it? it seems a bit lazy and really doesn't add anything. and it takes away a whole lots, since basically this entire season was sacrificed to achieve it.

Basically just the ending montage from Napoleon Dynamite

imagine if they had spent this season telling good stories instead of trying to tie everything up to match a shitty movie from years ago which itself was constrained by tying itself to another movie from 50 years ago

its over

I got a lot of Boss Baby vibes from it personally.

She should've kneed him in the balls and spat on his face then turned around and farted on him and left.

sees black man

immediately thinks of cock

still two weeks until pride month, cocksucker

Luthen (read between the lines)

Mothma's husband (read between the lines)

you can't just say read between the lines anon

why was La Tomate mad at him here? were they fucking or something?

boring office politics. that's Ep1 and 2 in a nutshell.

an alien arena with 3 grotesque monsters trying to kill the main characters, then a legion of jedi and clones show up to rescue them and are opposed by a droid army all fighting in this enclosed space, kicking up sand.

Why is she baring her teeth? Is she threatening herself in the mirror?

please stop posting this foul whore

all that time dedicated to them in season 1

all that time dedicated to them in in season 2

Mon's husband gets a single scene in the ending montage

Daughter gets nothing, last seen in like episode 5 or 6

This is infuriatingly sloppy. Why was this season written this way?
Mon unambiguously chooses her path, and her husband and daughter aren't given any scenes to react to it???

I won't

Not gonna lie bros I expected andor to kill kleya
She was spending so much time fucking around at the safe house it was pissing me off

It seems like the ISB went from somewhat competent in season 1 to downright retarded in season 2

My feeling is that they wanted to show competent ISB officers gradually being replaced with incompetent Imperial true believers and upwardly mobile empty uniforms. But they had to rush it.

The objective WAS to show them going from somewhat competent to downright retarded, but it was supposed to be a natural progression.

season 1 was too good for its own good, it had to be destroyed so the empire looked foolish

I am glad the babies father survives...

the empire military doesn't even have their own hospitals, they use some public hospital to keep their most wanted terrorist

Much better structure, better, coherent macro plot. Cassian shooting two cops led to him meeting Luthen, which led to him going to Aldhani, Aldhani led to PORD and him getting arrested, which led to Narkina 5, and all of it led back to Ferrix and its local rebellion - which led to Cassian becoming a Rebel Operative. Everything mattered, everything was interconnected. Every arc had a masterful buildup and pay-off on its own, but also being a part of the bigger whole. Show could have ended there, easily. It was a complete story.

Season 2 was just random irrelevant shit, the first arc literally didn't fucking mattered, then the Ghorman shit, and Rogue One promo. Shit happening off-screen, time skips, overall sloppy writing. It had its moments, the massacre in particular, but it was mediocre. Still better than the rest of Disney shit, but it's good only in comparison. On it's own? Not very much. Also, the lack of Nicholas Britell was really noticeable.

child from another man

the rape scene was two years before she left him

proximity.

Why Anon Babble so obsessed with cuckoldry?

who's Anon Babble?

they would have mobile medic units and they have literal space ships

The real father is the one who shows up.

What do I watch now?

I appreciate the sweet breadcrumb the ending gave us of B2 still being alive and at least having Bix for company instead of being eternally alone and confused as to where all his friends had gone

im gonna cu cu cuum!!!

It didn't seem that way imo, I think the writers just wanted to see ISB characters, Dedra and the Major get fucked at the end somehow. The failures in S2 just seems so ridiculous in contrast in S1. I knew they wouldn't get a happy ending but I didn't expect it to be "lol you left your computer unlocked"

why did Syril even change his mind? He was in on it from the beginning and deliberatly infiltrated them to this exact end, yet then he suddenly has a change of heart to betray his wife? Knowing he will die? Shit writing. Even lamer because it didn't impact her at all.

The only IRL friend I have to talk to about Star Wars is a lefty who obsesses about fascism and I can't fucking stand talking to him about this show. It's fucking Star Wars, dude.

We're supposed to believe he autistically only cares about 'outside' terrorists and not domestic, and that he's so so naive that he thinks a counter-terrorist operation wouldn't involve disinfo campaign. The real question is why they'd send him there in the first place.

He did’t know that they were planning to massacre innocent civillians…

I will make sure you are somewhere peaceful and safe

takes her to planet where she was raped and saw her loved ones dying

steals Cassian's son from him without ever telling him he has a child so he will risk his life for rich politicians that want to become rulers of the republic

why are women like this

I don't understand how chuds even like Star Wars. You realizes it hates you right? George Lucas, hates you. He wants you dead.

George Lucas, hates you. He wants you dead.

he's 81 (happy birthday George!) tha fuck Georgie goan do about it?

I hate the Empire though, we're on the same side in the Star Wars good vs evil battle

what the fuck are you even talking about

Kino will save her, he can't swim so he's probably holding on to a rock or something in the water close by

His entire job was to incite them to cause exactly those scenes, no matter who starts it. It was the plan all along to push the rebellious civilians into the open.

Are the ISB like a separate military branch? or part of the army?

No it's baby Kino

.

read the original declaration of rebellion

ONE WAY OUT

Why was she sent to prison?

She was the one trying to stop the rebellion.

intelligence agency. like CIA/FBI/NSA