/Andor/ General -- Bix Will Find You Edition

Bix just magically gets her ironic vengeance against the man who tortured her, kills him while smirking to the camera and instantly gets over her PTSD and drug addictions

wtf did Gilroy mean by this?

Imagine my surprise when I learned she voiced Yennefer in Witcher 3.

i'd leave bix on scarif and take jyn.
women are fickle.

i wish there was stormtrooper character in this show. an actual one, not that slop in the sequels with finn or the ea BF2 campaign where that dumb bitch just becomes a rebel as predictably as possible. that game's singleplayer was a massive let down.

kek, it looks like he's dancing in that pic

Will she be safe, anons? Will she be all right?

She got like 8 times hotter when she let her hair down

Do you think Perrin actually stayed loyal to the Empire? I'm hoping the show portrays what happens to Perrin, Sculdun, and the Chandrilans.

reminder there were been a livestream Q&A with Gilroy and the cast tomorrow (noon eastern time)
you can ask Denise if she got wet when Syril choked her

starwars.com/news/andor-series-finale-livestream-event

I love how much suffering Andor goes through. He's just like me.

return of the jedi is great, so is phantom menace. goofy lines and jar jar are minor issues compared to what you get in the non lucas movies or filoni slop. i consider THX1138 to be required viewing as well even though its not a part of star wars.

I can't get anyone interested in this show. Normalfags are just so done with Star Wars.

Normalfags are just so done with Star Wars.

good

If you cant get a person to watch a kino show, then its probably your fault.

Wait HOW many Bothans did you say it was?

OHHH THIS IS MY SONNNGGGGGGGG

youtu.be/6E7gfpGql7w?si=-ErlWIIPQmndTF_H

bix nood

i despise chandrila. If i could live on any on screen star wars planet it would probably be kamino. jango fett was smart until he decided to get involved in some stupid fight in a geonosian arena. should've just fucked off and said "not my problem".

jango fett was smart until he decided to get involved in some stupid fight in a geonosian arena.

very smart to leave his armor strewn around his apartment when a jedi cop comes snooping

Chandrila is basically a worse Alderaan. The Empire targeted the wrong planet.

For me, though, it's Mygeeto. Love my crystal mining world.

do we think she's living through this shit? If this Ghorman's reality along with Sy dying my make her too unstable for the Empire and loses it all and knows that she knows too much and goes to Mothma with word of the Death Star existing along with other intel and using that to garuntee her life after the war (maybe Bix doesn't kill her)

it would be interesting if she is just going on a rampage in the next episode ruthlessly hunting down Axis to avenge Syril, in a totally out of character unstable way because she really did love him.

oh she's for sure getting executed for her mom's crimes or she's loudly denoucing her traitor mom on TV

he showed up without warning, then again, he could've been more alert. lets not forget he had obi dead to rights in the dogfight. funny, boba fucked up the same way his dad did. getting involved in something he didn't need to. both their ego's were their downfall. i like the kaminoans though. assuming they have decent food i'd hang around and talk to them between contracts.
the coolest clone units were on mygeeto and felucia in the prequels. i like the ones who killed ayla secura and even if it was hellish to be deployed on that planet. at least your jedi commander has a nice alien ass to look at.

Id love to have sex with a kamino female.

i was thinking of her being too sad to do her job without being visibly sad which is a big no no because of aestics so she gets demoted and has imperial police following her home one time and try to kill her.

wish the raid on spellhaus between kreegyr and saw would've actually happened on screen. would've been kino, assuming of course saw's team doesnt get killed or captured.

the fun part is she can't be sure that it was the rebels that killed him for extra guilt points

I pronounce "Andor" as "And" "Or".

Luthen is actually Palpatine.
Him starting a rebellion was just banter and funnies.

I stand with Ghorman

Lonni Jung: And what do you sacrifice?

Luthen Rael: Calm. Kindness. Kinship. Love. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago from which there’s only one conclusion, I’m damned for what I do. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight, they’ve set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost and by the time I looked down there was no longer any ground beneath my feet. What is my sacrifice? I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see. And the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror or an audience or the light of gratitude. So what do I sacrifice? Everything! You’ll stay with me, Lonni. I need all the heroes I can get.

last week of good /SW/ another decade

i dont. i stand with whoever pays better.

dancing to Screams of Dying Alien Children (Doctor Gorst Mix)

god, these people are sick

he shouldve been in andor instead of dune slophecy

Wow I can't wait for Travis Flammel to play a blackpilled ex-Jedi who uses the force to get even with the people who scorned him in the same role he plays in everything he's ever been in. It's still always kino.

'Aime mes peuple.
'Aime ma Ghorman.
'Aime mes chansons.

'Eteste les traitres.
'Eteste l'Empereur.
'Eteste l'Empire.
Simple comme.

Bros, I'm gonna miss Andor... I guess it's better for the show to end on kino high note than to extend and inevitably go to shit ala Filoni.

nah i think he should be a stormtrooper in a unit posted somewhere that would involve getting into conflict with andor during some mission. or as a rebel pilot who doesnt actually care about the rebellion, he just wants an excuse to bomb imperial civilians in his X wing.

There's always the temptation to do one more season when things are going well. I hope they resist it.

Thesis, please.

ghormans tongue my anus

or as a rebel pilot who doesnt actually care about the rebellion, he just wants an excuse to bomb imperial civilians in his X wing.

THIS is what Andor is missing.

nooo you can't see my verginer

moshi moshi

disrespectful

Only one more day until Star Wars is officially dead

They've got almost every other kind of unhinged person working for the Rebel Alliance, all they're missing is genuine sadists and psychopaths. Saul and his crew of killers are close, but they're more extremists than amoral psychos.

Sir, we may be the baddies

We should do a rewatch of Rogue One to celebrate.

yeah i don't get why they stick all the sadists and psychopaths in the Imperial side

surely some would end up as rebels

voiced Yennefer

Huh? Why did she need to be voiced?

she is oddly unpleasant to look at outside her ISB uniform. tell me im not the only one who thinks this?

One more drink, and I'll be happy.

because it would conflict with the story they are trying to tell right now. it can aboslutely be done, even in andor, but the show would've needed to be restructured quite a bit for that to fit without detracting from the other plots.

She's Princess Leia. SS this

I feel like we won’t have this quality and level of Star Wars ever again, or at least for a very long time. I wish Tony Gilroy would stay with Lucasfilm, but he’s said over and over again he’s done with Star Wars.

i'd tongue her anus. but then i'd go back to blasting her planet to get that DEEP SUBSTRATE FOLIATED KALKITE

all of Rogue One dies

all of the bothans die

unsung heroes save the galaxy

Kino

yeah i don't get why they stick all the sadists and psychopaths in the Imperial side

Ummm, aren't the Imperials the ones that enslave plants and massacre civilians and blow up planets?
And the Rebels oppose that.

Are we going to pretend these are hard to tell apart?

I will stand behind her

tomate

exists to give exposition for a single scene

more striking and memorable than 95% of the cast of Andor

Based

im 35 and this is my hairline

too old

She does look a lot like Carrie

is that from ahsoka?

just noticed he has a mustache.

I fucking hate women. I know it's irrational, but I see posts like that picrel, and the hate bubbles up.

Don't be afraid to Josh Lyman that shit.

In an uncanny valley way.

Weird potato head.

because she can post her sunburn butt on social media and it be fun and cute, but if you post your sun burnt hairy ass on social media you get berated and your profile taken down?

that faggot Andor killed after the heist fits the description

his name was skeen.

half of saw's crew are socipaths

We will.

SKEEN?

half

but they also never joined the alliance

she is oddly unpleasant to look at outside her ISB uniform

ok so you're just a dumb retard nvm lol

Guaranteed survivors:
B2EMO
Mon Mothma
Vel
Bix
Lonnie Jung

Luthen sacrifices himself to keep Lonnie a secret and he spends the war still inside the ISB trying to fuck things up for the Empire despite having no further contact with the rebellion and being watched over by Partagaz. Bonus scene: Luthen is cornered and it's Lonnie who has to shoot him to maintain his own cover.

Already dead:
Marva
Brasso
Tay Koma
Dr. Ghorst
Cinta
Syril Karn

Going to die::
Luthen Rael
Kleya Marki
Dedra Meero
Cassian Andor
K2SO
Jyn Erso
Saw Guerra
Wilmon
Partagaz

am i wrong?

you're proven wrong

sperg out

kek cope

hey Andor, hows it goi...
(Anon grunts)

yes, that faggot

I would immediately give him money to make a show set between ANH and ESB.

Was he wrong?

How was finding Yavin so fucking difficult for the Empire? They have a ridiculously large spy network that spans the galaxy, and apparently random people show up on Yavin daily. Everything is fucking bugged, and Mon and Bail just causally drop "yavin" in rooms full of people. I mean, an ISB agent in Bail's group was going to help extract Mon to Yavin.

Yet it wasn't until they tracked the Millenium Falcon from the Death Star that they found it.

WE BETTER GET MORE SAW IN THE FINAL ARC OR THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY

Can't read it without hearing it in his voice.

galaxy is a big place

I'm gonna set off his bomb and accomplish literally nothing!

RIP

irish women are ugly yes

he caused Andor to miss his shot at Daedra.

why does cassian like bix when she's had other boyfriends?

Andor was right to blast that guy. He just wanted the money for himself and would've stabbed Andor in the back down the line too.

"When you shoot an rancor, he sometimes stays on his legs for ten days before he topples over. Good night!"

i mean, the ghorman front was full of fucking retards

Partagaz has probably the best one liners in the entire show.

Really? What should they have done differently?

He should have at least tossed the grenade out the door.

Ghormans are modeled after WW2 French Resistance

they're all fucking retards

What did Gilroy mean by this?

Director, the show is ... mid.

Because it's a game character?

french resistance was a meme

Yavin was also Sith Lord Naga Sadow planet
I guess Sith planets where off record to the republic and Jedi. Palps probability also wanted Sith planets off record and remain lost or hidden.

AYYYYYYYYY, DEXTER JETTSTER, HOW ARE U

rebellions are built on hope

andor replies

No, they are built on killing anyone and everyone who gets in the way without thinking. Just let me handle this, and dont throw a grenade when im about to shoot my sniper rifle, idiot.

based, clone troopers were always cringe

youtube.com/shorts/YvDhrxJ0_n4

personally i want something prequel era, clone wars, but i know the only retard allowed to touch that is filoni.

are imperials... bad?

no comedy tv series with a young palpatine rising up through the ranks of politics

well we did have a woman who understood kino making something like that BUT NOOOOO

only the cartoon ones. the clones that murder ayla secura on screen are based. same with those dudes on utapau

Keeping up with my Pal(patine)

If I remember right he got some sweet pussy growing up in Naboo before he got into politics

that aint kino.

that part of WWII history where the allies bombed the frog navy under the pretense these ships must not be used against the allies

won't ever happen in star wars setting

that nabussy

not have DEEP SUBSTRATE FOLIATED KALKITE in their planet. once the empire found out about that and needed it, there's nothing that could've been done.

its barbie movie tier kino, and was far better than anything Filoni ever made. Second season would have been amazing after they made adjustments because of the outrage during the first

naboo is very kino. go to the gungan reservation and smoke some space weed

Since everyone is crying in this show I guess Luthen and Not Leia have to cry in this last arc

There's a man who knows his history.
Ever read about the Allied chemical weapon release in Bari, Italy?

faggot tranny reddotprs love Ackolyte. enjoy being relegated back to Lucasfilm publishing you fucking High Republic troon.

stop the fag posting retards
Tomorrow is the day and after that we won't get Andor S03
Gilroy has spoken. This masterpiece will end tomorrow and I'll be watching Rogue One after that.
3 EPISODES LEFT
So far we've enjoyed three peaks in this show. Can we expect kino tomorrow? We already know what's next for Andor. What about Dedra, Luthen, my wife Kleya, Wilmon, Saw, Bix, Ghorman, red R2D2? where's that red box of metal?

dont give in to hate.

Darth Talon is coming

Faggots. I would gladly swim in the imperial pits

i didnt imply that. i like ireland.

accidental release of mustard gas from the USS John Harvey

what le fuck?
this is on par with the genocide of millions of people in death camps

My name is Maarva Carassi Andor.
I’m honored to stand before you.
I’m honored to be a Daughter of Ferrix, and honored to be worthy of the stone.
Strange, I… feel as if I can see it. I was six, I think, first time I touched a funerary stone.
Heard our music, felt our history.
Holding my sister’s hand as we walked all the way from Fountain Square.
Where you stand now, I’ve been more times than I can remember.
I always wanted to be lifted. I was always eager, always waiting to be inspired.
I remember every time it happened, every time the dead lifted me… With their truth. And now I’m dead.
And I yearn to lift you.
Not because I want to shine or even be remembered.
It’s because I want you to go on. I want Ferrix to continue.
In my waning hours, that’s what comforts me most.
But I fear for you.

We’ve been sleeping.
We’ve had each other, and Ferrix, our work, our days. We had each other, and they left us alone.
We kept the trade lanes open, and they left us alone.
We took their money and ignored them, we kept their engines churning, and the moment they pulled away, we forgot them.
Because we had each other.
We had Ferrix. But we were sleeping.
I’ve been sleeping.
And I’ve been turning away from the truth I wanted not to face.
There is a wound that won’t heal at the center of the galaxy.
There is a darkness reaching like rust into everything around us.
We let it grow, and now it’s here. It’s here, and it’s not visiting anymore.
It wants to stay.
The Empire is a disease that thrives in darkness, it is never more alive than when we sleep. It’s easy for the dead to tell you to fight, and maybe it’s true, maybe fighting is useless. Perhaps it’s too late. But I’ll tell you this… If I could do it again, I’d wake up early and be fighting that bastard Trump from the start.
Fight the Empire!
FIGHT TRUMP!

Or just being the fucktarded aggressor in a fucktarded war that got millions of germans killed.

it will only be kino if something actually happens. krennic needs screen time.

Goddamnit. No. I am not playing whataboutism. I simply like more obscure parts of WW2 history.

where's andor's sister?

This.
So.
Much.
This.

in an imperial rape camp.

Luthen death incoming

You're right. My bad.

Darth Talon is cumming

ftfy

Space brothel

Dudebros wanted tons of lightsabers

They still got mad at the show for some reason

where's andor's sister?

i think he survives, or has no on screen confirmed death.

how much did Disney spend on the bots/pajeets?

yeah the nigger bitch and retarded writing doesn't help.

Is that current Disney canon or old EU canon?

idk bro you posted for free

dedra in Luthen's shop

No, he's a fucking goner. Kleya might die there too

Why did Andor kill /ourguy/ Doctor Gorst? Hope Gilroy has a Gorst mini-series in the works. Even if it's just 1 hour of Bix torture I want it to happen.

He's Kino

thanks for the spoiler. i hate trailers so much its unreal.

Saw dies in Rogue One.

who the fuck raised the exposure on this shot so much.

Don't tell me it also had Luthen with spider legs

Kinda went into this show knowing about 90% of the characters were going to die and another 5% of them in Rogue One

dont go to google and search for andy serkis nude thinking it will be funny

yes its just knowing how it happens from snippets in trailers ruins the surprise. idk why we need trailers for every episode.

Be grateful they axed the love interest plot. CRINGE

Cassian just loves to pork, I never got the sense that he ever loved anyone

why do you have that picture if it's cringe?

yes

high command sends mostly everyone with tons of chemical burns experience there to clean up

anyone under them does not have need-to-know infos

why logic was ends justified the means

disturbing

*teleports inside a top secret intelligence agency building, assasinates a guy, walks out casually and kills exactly one guard as there were no other guards in this facility*

Felicity Jones is clearly going to show up in the last minute of the show in some fashion.

sex scenes bad

well we did have a woman who understood kino making something like that BUT NOOOOO

We all do it

The one underrated thing nobody talks about is how cool it is that they FINALLY reference the timeline in the thing. I would watch Ahsoka and literally had to go to the Wookiepedia just to figure out where all the characters are since I am not hardcore. Finally, someone says 1 BBY holy moly.

I'm not enough of a nerd to know what BBY even means

Now I'm sad that Cassian is just going to fucking die

Big Black (You)

Felicity Jones arse

Missed opportunity of Bix and Andor banging in the Yavin throne room Before Battle of Yavin

what was the history of this thing before the white rebellion gentrified it?

oh shit I forgot I'm a part of a violent rebellion and my girlfriend is literally only using me to flick her bean

hurr durr i'm too stupid to not click on every trailer that gets released

brown person attitude.