You're ghosting me!

you're ghosting me!

you're black mirroring me!

youre replying too fast to me!

You're Chicken Jockeying me!

gf says it's okay if i'm busy and she knows it's late but she'd really like it if i could answer her texts she's not going to cut herself or anything she just needs to know i'm there for her

also sleeps with some other guy and seemingly loses all interest in me despite all that passion

what did she mean by this

you're assraping me!

I'm trying to multitask

YOU'RE SANDBAGGING ME!

i don't even remember what the original line was anymore

You're morbing me!

You’re unremembering me!

No "meaning," no moral through-line, just a collection of wants and impulses. Some people are like that. The only lesson to take away from this is not to attach yourself to someone like that and expect them to act like they have a fully fledged consciousness

You're giving me the ick!

You're forgetting me!

Nailed it. It's hard to understand the normgroid psychology sometimes but it is literally this. They are just animals. lul

a lot of people have trouble observing and controlling their emotional impulses. if it's a bpd case then it's usually outright impossible for them.

seemingly loses all interest in me despite all that passion

probably not really the case, you can essentially turn these people back on again by pressing the right buttons but that's all it really it's going to be. they're simply not capable of real relationships

desu these days i know how to already emotionally distance myself when a woman gets especially passionate too early

Based big brain bene gesserit reasoning.

Women and men are both retarded stay single unless you want kids then loyalty and communication come before anything

you can essentially turn these people back on again by pressing the right buttons

please tell me how. currently dealing with this

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You're Marriage-Story'ing me!

Some people are like that.

we call them women

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american walls fall apart at the slightest touch

kek

You're a big guy!

youre sending me too many instagram reels

You're flat!

it varies but usually it comes down to letting them know their emotional chimp out was totally valid and that you can't live without them and other stuff like that

ultimately it is a debasing affair and it only delays the inevitable. i don't think it's worth it. many of these people specifically want ever stronger emotional highs which you will not be able to always give, hence the chimp outs. and validating a person's disrespectful actions only emboldens her to test you even more with ever stupider endeavors.

for me personally i just apologize for not being enough for them and cut ties when it's clear things are going to be retarded. it's better to get out when things are still relatively amicable so she doesn't go out of her way to make your life difficult

you're mansplaining to me!

You're LOVE BOMBING ME!

You're TOO FAT

You're TOO FIT

You're TOO ATTRACTIVE

You're TOO CLINGY

You're TOO DISTANT

You're TOO RIGHT

You're TOO TALKATIVE

You're TOO QUIET

You're TOO OUTGOING

You're TOO SMART

You're MAKING ME INSECURE

You're THE PROBLEM

You're TOO BORING

You're A FUCK BOY

You're GASLIGHTING ME

You're FARTING TOO MUCH

You're SKINNY

You're TOO SEXUAL

You're NOT FUCKING ME ENOUGH

You're TOO COLD

You're

It never ends... simply shut the fuck up and suck my dick

Kek'd
A daring synthesis

you're buckbreaking me!

you’re Mandela Effecting me!

Eat 5 portions of fruit and vegetables per day

you're trauma-dumping on me!

Hope you've already left.

Back when Hilary Clinton was hot

eat 5 portions of fruit

The only fruit you should be eating in portions like that is Avocados and maybe some squash. Or else you're consuming massive amounts of sugar.

You're fucking retarded, dude.

He's completely right.

If you're eating fruit every day, you're retarded. There's literally no reason to consume sugar, your body produces glucose from the things you eat.

newsflash amerilards, natural sugar is not bad for you and you can cut out the 12oz 5 a day soda and eat fruit and not die alright

natural sugar is not bad for you

Ironically this is a much more amerilard statement. Stay in school. You realize that you're arguing that people should eat MORE sugar and calling the people telling you to eat less the americans, right?

Sugar is sugar, whether it's processed, comes from fruits, or "organic cane sugar". It all has the same effect on your body and creates insulin resistance if you consume it all the time.

Based fucking retard.

t 300lbs retards suckin down another diet milk shake arguing don't eat fruit sugars bad ok

youre not replying fast enough to me!

You're flanking me!

Boobs

it's insane the things people say

nooo dont eat apples oranges and grapes!!! THATS UNHEALTHY because it has 'sugar' in it

meanwhile they're shoving 15 cokes down their disgusting mouth

Is Marriage Story just a weaker version of Scenes from a Marriage? That's how it comes across to me every time I see clips.

Sugar is sugar

I don't think that's correct and I know for a fact that having a fruitbowl is not the same as having a can of coca-cola

Fruit is full of fructose, i.e. American goyslop sugar (like their "sodas")

No because sugar from fruit is mixed with fibre and slows absorption

There's nuance to it. Whole fruits contain fiber, water, and micronutrients. This slows sugar absorption. You’d need to eat an impractical amount of whole fruit to cause the same metabolic damage as regular soda or candy. If someone already eats a wide range of vegetables, and supplement where needed, then sure they don't need to eat an apple. But equating a can of coke to grapes is not sensible.

The only difference is that nobody in their right mind would guzzle down 16 apples or 100 raspberries, but it's still the same amount of shitty fructose (ok to be fair fruits actually have other nutrients)

Motherfuckers on the internet will try to make you feel bad for eating a banana

whole fruits contain fiber, water, and micronutrients

Modern fruits contain little nutrients and a lot of sugar, since they have been grown specifically to taste sweet. Especially if you're buying from grocery stores (even "organic" fruits).

Modern fruits contain little nutrients

Stfu retard

Watch out this guy's about to bust open the global fruit conspiracy