Wtf

seagal thread goes completely unnoticed

Anon Babble has fallen

Van Dam

lol

???

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Six O'clock, aka your back. It occurs to me this reference might not make any sense to a generation that never had to tell time off an analog clock and only used digital displays.

Positions in a 360 degree circle around yourself are easy to refer to by numbers on a clock face. That is, an old fashioned clock, a circular face with hands pointing to different numbers. Your six (o'clock) is directly behind you. 12 is in front, 3 is to your immediate right, 9 is to your left. These are fairly easy to refer to without numbers, but the advantage comes from the positions between. Instead of "diagonally ahead and to the left, slightly" you can simply say "on your 11".

He was intended to watch your six but you got a two.

Did they stick someone's head on someone else's body and then stick Seagal's eyes and nose on the head? How many levels of photoshop are there?

It's weird how Seagal's whole career is just a narcissist fraud casting himself in roles to make him look like a badass and people just rolled with it

But enough about Tom Hardy

seagull is life
seagull is love

The Kremlin monke should make a Hardcore Henry style FPV action movie where seagull does all of his own stunts. its either that or the gulag to lose some weight

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Reddit is over there.

post the unshopped poster (you) tard

seagal is literally me

Fat and a russian shill?

never fails to make me KEK

Oink seethe more

nyoooom

Oh, I didn't know the guys that made Invincible were involved with this.

Times you acted like Sniper?

kek

It's getting to the point where I'm considering fucking single moms

Fucking single mothers is fine. Dating and/or marrying single mothers is not.

i really hate to shill youtube videos on here but this was extremely well done:

youtube.com/watch?v=qlfuRaYvjxo

This is the only video you need to see what a delusional fraud Seagal is.

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I distinctly remember seeing this American Sniper ripoff in a Walmart bargain bin for 3 dollars

wtf

someone post the webm of seagal on the scooter

hey, big man

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Your six underage daughters

He slides alot

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He's checking out your ass.

wtf

That is the appropriate response, yes.

Nice trips but the moskals haven't invented pallets yet, they'd need to have people pull him on a cart.

Is he like the Russian version of Santa?

a bit gay m8

Is that from a few days ago?

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no orange glasses

end of an era

Gotta look out for six, because seven ate nine.