Realistically what would do you in this situation?

Realistically what would do you in this situation?

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impregnate her butt

sex

File an HR grievance and get her fired and publicly shamed.

I would probably get too pushy once I realized sex was a possibility and make her uncomfortable, causing her to change her mind, leave the closet and never interact with me again.

Turn 360° degree and walk away

I'm autistic enough to find a way to fumble this

I'd do what no one could be bothered to do that day. I'd brush my fucking teeth.

why are bongs so weird looking

Inbreeding

My every reaction to soliciting was always to apologize and say I have to be at some other place right at that time. Then I just ran away.

Ask him why he's having a conversation with himself

Are there any shows that even come close to Peep Show’s comedy kino? M&W Look is completely mediocre compared to PS.

I wouldn't do a single thing. I'd listen to what she wanted to do, and that's what no one did.

Mitchell and Web Look is good but it's a completely different show, it's a high concept sketch comedy, by nature it's hit or miss with the writing since the sketches have different witers compared to the main two behind peep show. Back is worth a watch, similar character dynamic between the two and it's more of a sitcom/comedy drama.

she's jewish

Jewish women are beautiful

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Spaced is kino and extremely nostalgic

they should have named her gringott instead of dobby

that bird beak

those giant cheekbones

those caterpillar eyebrows

she can compensate for it now with huge tits and a nice smile but she’s going to look like a hagraven in a few years

Enjoy my safe cubicle job that pays the mortgage?

Put a stapler up her arsehole

cope, jewish women are beautiful

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probably exactly what he did

BREED BREED BREED

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Abby Shapiro is a divisive pick but it’s an objective fact that a ridiculously disproportionate number of the worlds top models and actresses are Jewish.

I like Black Books.

Go along with it and then accuse her of rape when she’s at the peak of her career.

Good looking "1/64" "jewish" women are just overrepresented in Hwood and Western culture in general. They aren't way hotter than 100% white/nonjewish women.

good shout, Bernard Black deserves more recognition

Would you let her jewify your cock for it? Foreskins disgust her.

I'm already circumcised and grandad said Jewish women have the hottest pussies

I'd do what I assume she wants, but gradually and carefully in case she doesn't want to escalate. I'd wrap my arms around her, then press my large erect cock between her asscheeks, I'd let her rub before moving too much myself, I'd make noises like "mmmmhh uuuh" because women like feedback. I'd put my leg between her legs so she can have a little rub too. I'd try to coom quickly, because she's not really getting much back and will get bored if it goes on too long then embrace her then tell her I will leave the cupboard after a minute so no one get suspicious. I would then ask her out and try to start a proper relationship instead of this autistic shit.

not sucking her earlobe during this

rookie virgin behavior

Put my dick in the Dob

Why didn't Mark just tell her he'd come? I don't think she'd think any less of him for it. In fact, she'd probably be quite chuffed that she'd got him off.

Girls aren't impressed by that and get extreme ick from a man that can't control his orgasm and instead gets premature ejaculation in seconds. She knows he'll be a huge disappointment in bed leaving her unsatisfied.

I would flip the script and put the dob in the dick.

Realistically, push her off but ask to meet her later. If I'm a sitcom character like them, I'd lock the door and fuck her. Would rather walk around smelling like pussy than walk around with a load in my pants smelling like I jerked myself off in the loo. That wouldn't make me a very funny character and I'd be supporting cast like Jeff, but so be it

imagine ripping her skirt off and just going raw dog while the whole office listens

Peep Show should have ended with the baby being born.
Post Sophie seasons are such a chore to watch. I've been stuck for months in the final season.

Sometimes I think they just retooled Dobbie to be new Sophie instead of just keeping her as second character.