Dating in 2025 for real for real

dating in 2025 for real for real

dude is based. He picked up that she was a vulnerable narcissist, spared himself some trouble

dating in 2025

in person

HAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Take that guy and transfer his personality onto a Chad because no woman on Earth has ever dated a guy that looks like that and behaves like that. Now, make sure she fucks the guy anyway because he's a Chad and then only after he tosses her to the street does she seethe about all of the personality issues she ignored in the first place and frame them such that every guy out there is exactly like that and she's such a victim in all of it.

All I got from this is She-Hulk has bad taste.

That guy is unironically doing a better job than some nice guy who got his male dating advice from Reddit.

What is dating advice from reddit like?

dude you have to be UNASSERTIVE

dude don't say anything SEXUAL until you actually have sex

And variations thereof.
It's literally anti-advice and will inevitably lead to women not seeing you as a sexual object, thus friendzone.

honestly, if this crescendoed into some Naked Gun shit of him smoking a Playboy magazine, or it just hard cut to them fucking anyway, i'd dig it.

Hey wait a second... this scenario is exaggerated for comedic effect!

Confess your feelings to women and show vulnerability, don't lift weights or engage in any sort of toxic masculinity, hard commit as soon as you can and make sure you simultaneously pay for everything while acknowledging your inferiority to the woman you're with, don't you dare question her history or background in any way shape or form, be extremely apologetic and gentle treating her like she is a fragile butterfly but also remember she's strong, independent, and a queen, always follow her lead. It really just goes on and on.

The term "anti-advice" that this anon used is appropriate, but that also tends to be the case with that entire site. Any time you want a shit take on practically anything, that's the place to go. I am pretty sure it's just next level trolling going on there because it's so consistently wrong, but so well disguised. Everything there is weirdly over the top, inappropriately calibrated, and if you go along with it you will get bad results or at the very least just become a maladjusted neurotic.

That was actually funny, probably the rest of the show is awful, but good scene

kys

dating

in person meet up

is this an old person thing?

another demoralization ragebait thread

it's like you incels are addicted to these. you don't even care about bettering yourself and potentially losing your virginity, you get off more on seething about women 24/7

bettering yourself

I'm doing that.
The reason I'm angry and want to dismantle feminism is because I have to do that to find love and belonging.
Why do men have to fight with their lives, when women can just exist and be fine?

it's biology

Biological reductivism is irrelevant. We're beings capable of rational thought and in turn ignoring our biological drives, living in a civilization. We built society to avoid the brutal unfairness of nature, which encompasses our biology as well.
The social contract broke.

Why the fuck is there no sound on these webms??????

faggot literally have guys driving cross country to fuck them but I have to beg on my hands and knees for the mere chance at a single fucking crumb of pussy what the fuck

gays do have it easy

she's fucking old, she shouldn't expect quality men to want her

It’s inexcusable how he’s acting on a date with that 45-year-old woman, she’s such a catch!

Milfs are hot howbeit.

she's not a milf, she's a barren childless roastie

To me "milf" doesn't mean "literal mother," it means "any woman between the ages 30-50"

To elaborate further I think women reach the zenith of their physical attractiveness between 30-35 and go downhill from there.

and yet she still fails

She's a strong seven out of ten.

This is 2022, shot in 2021, though?

i look and act like this

she's the definition of 5/10

apparently tops are a rarity in the gay community, they're basically the women of the gay world

Strange how every show about a woman protagonist in this modern day writes the men like women.

I think she's pretty cute. Less a less bogged Maeby.

Have you ever had a date get too excited about their interests?

Dating became permanently broken around 2015

yeah im gonna say it

Shes on date with a guy and cares more about what everyone else thinks over her connection with him. Women are complete sheep

TRUST ME, BRO, WOMEN DON’T LIKE THAT. I WOULD KNOW— I USED TO BE ONE

I'm so glad that female "writers" are getting shitcanned and replaced by AI.

micro expression of disgust when she sees you ride a bike to the coffee shop

she starts talking about astrology

All will return to normal thanks to the cleansing fires of economic depression. Women will learn their place once again

Dating culture really ruined the West.

true vulnerability is fine, neediness is not. Read 'Models'

I would love to have a Shulkie gf, I would be so happy.

I took my girlfriend's virginity a bit more than a year ago, if for some reason she decides to become a whore someday, I will stay single, I refuse to deal with whores anymore.

Even though this is written to be anti male the guy isn't that bad:

tells a kickass story and woman reacts like a dead fucking fish

she's clearly not listening or into him and is simply waiting for her turn to talk

she has abitchy disposition, very little effort

she tries to alpha dog status flex on him but he sees it coming and just starts texting and doesn't give a shit

He's actually a big winner here. He clocked that she was a bitchy, judgemental bore and just had a few drinks and bailed.

I hope some of you fags dont do this

As shit as their advice is, even Reddit knows it comes down to you simply not being attractive enough to them if they play nonstop games. What is it called, rules 1 and 2?

I do this instead.

bottom here, that's not true at all. in fact tops are even more common than bottoms since a lot of "straight" dudes will let you suck them off. a good portion of the dudes i've sucked had gfs.

I had to learn that the hard way before "game" became something mainstream. Women always seemed so busy when I asked them out, but would drive hours to go see Chad. If she's interested, she will not "be busy" and she will make time. If she's not, it will be constant delays and reschedules until you get the picture.

I never got normalshit texting.
Text messages used to be expensive, so you kept them as short as possible, then texting became free, people sent long texts with smileys, now it's back to super short ones because everyone turned into a retard, plus you need a bunch of "emojis" (not too much or that's "cringe" but not too little or it's considered as aggressive). Plus now you got cunts who do voice messages, I never even answer those.
I fucking hate those people and am glad I cut all ties with everyone other than family and co-workers, wish I didn't have to communicate with zoomer trainees though.

I'll do whatever I want. If it gives her the "ick" or some dumb shit and she leaves, I'm fine with that.
I'm not trying to convince or trick anyone into dating me. I'm much happier being alone than with someone I have to play a role for.

Kek, why are you larping as a poo on dating apps

One time this girl laughed and showed me all of the texts this indian guy sent her. She was reading some of them out loud in an accent.

I'm much happier being alone than with someone I have to play a role for.

Ever heard of compromising lil bro? Because that's all you'll be doing whilst in a relationship

Having to play retarded mind games isn’t compromising

This doesn't need to be in this aspect ratio. I had to rotate my phone for goodness sake!

humiliation ritual

There's comprising and there's playing a role
compromising is she wants to go see X this weekend so we go because that's makes happy.
playing a role is worrying about bullshit like how many texts I send the next day or what i say on a date because she needs a guy that keeps her wet 24/7 like a teenager

There’s compromising, and there's changing core parts of your personality for a crumb of pussy. Guess there’s not much of a difference, huh?

this dude is either whipped or cucked

Reverse the sexes and it is pretty accurate. This has been a thing in TV and movies but only for comedy for years. Write a terrible scenario between the sexes that's common and everybody knows but you can't offend anyone so just switch it and it's funny.
Problem is it isn't supposed to be funny so it falls flat. Just watch any sitcom with this in mind you'll see it.

based

be extremely attractive male

also be severely socially inept / possibly retarded

look of horror that overtakes a woman's face after only 30 seconds to a minute of talking to me

mfw

Few things are more pathetic or pitiful than 30+ year olds dating

track down that Going Clear book about Scientology. You'll see how fucked up Tom Cruise is around women.

Post physique.

I completly agree, worst part with women is that the older they get, the uglier they get, the more they expect from you.
I wonder why the hell 40 years old dudes are even dealing with that crap.

Never have a stalker girlfriend

I wonder why the hell 40 years old dudes are even dealing with that crap.

That's the fun part, they don't. You either get high status enough to get younger women or you go monk mode.

I merely posted his face as an example of a handsome guy. The only reason I've been laid before is because alcohol made me capable of not sperging. Sober I am a genuine nightmare. They are SO into me at first like smiling and biting their lip inviting me to talk to them so I approach hoping I won't fuck it up amd I swear.. once they realize I'm mentally ill in like 30 seconds their flight or fight takes over. I miss alcohol

Why doesn't she block this guy? Or does she secretly like the attention?

8 hours

i can't even get women to not flake who live 7 minutes away

I'll accept my fate but I wish I would told earlier didn't have to learn the hard way.

That's the fun part, they don't.

They shouldn't, you mean? Because most divorced/single guys do deal with that shit, I'm talking about the ones who don't have high enough status to hit on young girls.

I can't disagree. I wasted the first half of my 20's being an autist and couldn't talk to women, the second half was being an alcoholic. When I finally got my shit together the women left over were absolute garbarge. And for some reason they have higher standards despite having much less to offer.

She is a feminist lawyer though, right? Is that bill really that bad for her, even in LA?

Well then they are the architects of their own misery if they're too weak to stand being alone and settling with a swamp hag that makes every second agony.

i thought that about the seinfeld guys leaving girls for basically no reason

Probably, I definitely would stay alone if I were in their boots.

He won

Noooo don't come make love to me in the shower!!!

I'll never understand why you wouldn't want a "clingy" gf as a 30yo khhv. Granted, over time I would want her to trust me more and heal as our relationship progressed, but initially it would be very endearing to and fulfilling for me.

why is grandma trying to date that dude?

It used to be considered, at the very least smothering, at worst, full on dangerous.
But today, people would be happy to have someone they believe actually liked them.

Agreed. I have never understood this dislike of clingy at all

I think only chads and high tier normies are bothered by it.

Redpiller tell you to wor ko nyourself because your 30s will be better

In reality the longer you're single ,the more dicks your future girl takes, the more women get married and hitched an all that's left is the undesirable products. That's why unmarried women 30+ are told "they'll stay in the shelf" (and variations of that phrase in different countries)

The thing is, they are probably the only type of guys who girls will get clingy over, or even date in the first place.

Happy Mother's Day!

Thanks anon. Tell your mother happy Mother's Day for me too

I went on a date with a 6/10 pajeeta tonight. I thought she was a scammer because she used Whatsapp but we had a nice date and kissed at the end and she asked me when the next date was and even "accidentally" left some stuff in my car. I was a virgin til 28 but this will be my first time having sex with a thin girl at age 31 if it works out. Wish me luck bros.

Grim.

take girl out for date

were sitting at bar

order drinks and dinner

date is going okay and she starts to hit on bartender that's more attractive than me

instead of leaving immediately,I'm so pathetic that I pay for the bill

she ghosts me

In a sick way I'm enjoying the fact that the male/female dynamic is the worst it's ever been.

Do the needful

this is the reason women behave the way they do. men should never have given them rights, islam is right about women

Good luck, I hope you'll like to eat the poo.

I know. She was just really hot..;(

Next time a girl does that to you, tell her to stop being a fucking whore.

i know youre just shitposting but there are actual virgins out there that do stuff like this

my first time having sex

with a thin girl

kek

She's thin and agreeable. At this point I'll take what I can get. She even has a nice face.

I will.

I'm not gonna do that I'm just gonna fuck her pussy. She's pretty light skins anyway.

son, i am disappoint

You need to eat the poo before fucking the pussy, just pajeet stuff.

Go out on date with girl from Bumble

Play pool at bar

Two other guys want to play

End up playing together and she flirts with one of them

She flirts and talks with other as well and ignores me

Guys are apprehensive about making a move (bro code?)

Girl gets bored a couple of hours later and leaves

We just say bye, and order another drink while playing pool

I hate women so much, it's insane. This could have ended up as a humiliating cuck situation if the guys reciprocated her flirting

I actually did it, and I'm not a virgin..been with prolly 20 to 35 women. It's not a shitpost. She was a super hot Asian chick and i really wanted to fuck her. That's not the wirst thing I've ever done. You can ask but beware

I was in a relationship for almost 4 years with a girl I hated because she paid bills, cooked and cleaned. I ended up dumping her on Christmas. She also cheated on her new boyfriend with me a while after that.

How ugly was she?

I wish I had more self respect and confidence. I hate being so weak

Why did you hate her? I guess if she cheated with you she would have cheated on you eventually (if she hadn't already during those 4 years)

There's still our 2D girls

Yeah my ex gf was very sweet and kind girl for the most part and I regret ruining things with her but she was big. Not morbidly obese. I definitely find this new girl a lot sexier. Miss my ex gf though and I want to ask her how she is doing. I feel really bad I couldn't take care of her and have a family with her.

A man loses his virginity twice. The first time, when he has sex. The second time, when he has sex with a girl that isn't fat.

Not him but I want to know. I’ve also been humiliated.

women are the real enemy. no more brother wars

go on date with 10/10 blonde pixie girl

we sit next to eachother at the table and flirt the entire time

after dinner go back to her place and watch the fly

she loves it, think I've found the one

after movie I pick her up and carry her to bed and we have sex

lick her pussy and her armpits and asshole and her feet because she was so pristine that I wanted to taste everywhere

she loves it

after sex we are cuddling and I ask her if she wanted to be my gf

she pity laughs and her entire disposition changes

next morning she's a completely different person

I try texting her and she ghosts me

mfw

Okay. You share a story first then I'll go

what do you think?

breeding material

How could you fumble that bad, anon.

She was hot and liked a movie I put on amd was easy to talk to. I wasn't planning on marrying her, but just be her bf.

implying most guys lick armpits and ass and feet

Post body

At what point do gymcels turn into massive faggots? Before or after they repeatedly lift metal objects in the designated goy exercice room?
People who don't drink at all are not to be trusted, just like people who don't like dogs.

Wow, you ate her shithole, you are so different from the other guys, I hope she marries you.

I wasn't planning on marrying her, but just be her bf.

Its time to admit men are somewhat at fault here too.

Alcohol is literal poison for your body. Now post your pot belly so I can laugh at you.

She ghosted me
I mean look it was the first date. The evolution I'd usually bf gf then marriage right? It's not as if marriage was out of question but she got disgusted by the prospect of gf bf

She ghosted me

You deserved better, you ate her shit and her smelly feet, something that probably no guy had the courage to do before.

bf gf then marriage right?

I feel like you skipped a step somewhere when you were licking her asshole.

You’ve gotta let them starve in your dungeon for a few days before you spring that on them. Soften em up a bit.

Straightest exercise enthusiast.

This was her btw

Okay, gross. My advice is universal though. The way to a womans heart is through her stomach. The ribcage takes too much work.

Why did she arrive dressed like a whore?

There could be women posting in this thread right now

ugh why do you even care about body count? Grow up. She has a past, and I bet you do as well.

You're half right, but the guy sounds like a sperg.