31 and I've literally never seen a famous person in the wild. Are these people even real? I live in a big city too

31 and I've literally never seen a famous person in the wild. Are these people even real? I live in a big city too.

I randomly saw Eric Andre sitting on a bench eating a burrito in Atlanta like 7 years ago

I live in Austin, TX and I've seen a handful.
The thing is you won't recognize them. You're used to seeing them on the screen, shot from specific angles with stage lighting and in heavy makeup.
When you actually see one up close they don't look like what you think they look like in your head, and a lot of times you wont even recognize them until after the fact.
Usually its more like "Why does that comically short guy look so familiar?"

I have a feeling that they live underground.

I saw chris stuckmann once. i could tell it was him because he was still wearing a mask and was wearing a rugrats t shirt or something. Was like seeing bigfoot

I saw Donald Trump at a rally twice.

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

I live in Central London so I've seen a few celebrities around over the years.

Kylie Minogue looks like a gremlin irl

Tom Cruise looks like he does on tv

Richard Osman looks rough as toast - I reckon he has a drinking problem

Johnny Depp is an old druggie off the screen but wherever he goes he buys everyone a drink which is pretty based until the pub suddenly has 500 people show up

James Corden is a cunt, I've never spoken to him because he's a faggot and I've only seen him when he's with his kids but apparently he'll start on you if you say anything to him

The Japanese emperor rides around in a classic car and wears a vintage tuxedo - it was like having Hirohito randomly roll into my eyeline when he visited

Pretty big acts like HAIM will DM you for free shows in London if you follow them on Instagram - literally the only reason to have it. I don't know why so many places do this, I assume that META is actually paying for it all.

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Camwhores are so fucking stupid.

they're real, and many of them actively browse and post here

t. knower

Same but 27

anyone want one of these?

often interact with celebrities of various statuses due to work

some of them are genuinely really interesting people

more of them are whiny, self-absorbed low iqs that feel like they weirdly have never heard of Anon Babble but also come from Anon Babble

nearly all of them are just older versions of the party animal phenotypes from high school

a small concentrated portion are very serious about their work, but they are typically not very famous and are not great to chat to

of some of the more "famous" people I've met I have to say that I am shocked at how polite and pleasant Jaden Smith was, John Cena is possibly the most boring human I've ever interacted with even if he is a great guy, David Corinswet is ridiculously insecure for someone literally asked to play superman, Hugh Jackman is a legend just a really terrific human being from what I could glean.

oh and the ones that are typically in contention for oscars or big awards are usually massive dickheads.

They used to live among us but I'm sure just they just do grocery delivery now because they ass is scared by the media.

Expensive gyms and restaurants

Whose rally?

i saw Gael García Bernal in a Film Festival when i was in College

I was on a flight in first class one time, and the entirety of bone thugs and harmony got on the plane with me. It was just me and them, and I think their manager or something. I was like “oh shit I’m about to be a part of a crunk rapper party or something”. So I ordered a bunch of booze from the attendant and got ready for fun times. All they did was drink water and ginger ale and read books and shit. What the fuck. They shouldn’t be allowed to stop partying imo

I’m 31 and I’ve only had sex once

It doesn't matter how big your city is, celebrities usually live in LA and New York. If you're not there, you're very unlikely to meet one.

My grandfather was married to the step sister of a famous woman. Some of my cousins go to school with famous actors kids.

Mine.

A couple months ago I started doing pest control services for Ana De Armas’ home in Vermont but I haven’t seen her yet. I’m hoping we meet and she falls in love with a 5’7” 135lbs, balding 34 year old pest control technician who makes $40k a year and still lives with his mom.

Supposedly there are places where you see them all the time. Might be fun to visit one of those places and walk around for a few hours, see more of them than you ever did in your life up to then.

Drake almost ran me over in Toronto once

Kylie Minogue looks like a gremlin irl

I've never found her even remotely attractive. The whole thing about her being the "sexiest woman alive" at one point is completely baffling to me.

i've met a pro wrestler a few times, he's cool
another time some apparently famous wrestling promoter guy came to our restaurant and forgot his phone. when i gave it back he signed some pictures for us

did he call you a bombaclut?

James Corden

he'll start on you if you say anything to him

I'd try to talk to him just to see what he does

pest control technician who makes $40k a year

god damn bro 40k is not enough to work around poison chemicals all day

I talked to Ben Aflleck once in 2006. He walked through the park where I was smoking a joint and as he passed the bench I was sitting on I offered him a hit (he declined) and asked when Gone Baby Gone was coming out and told him I was a fan of Dennis Lehane. I said I hoped he didn't fuck up the adaptation and he chuckled and kept walking.

Yeah that’s where I saw him. He must live there. I would have talked to him but I only know him from people making fun of him on here. I wouldn’t know what to say besides GET STUCKMANNIZED

it wasn't him, but i do think his name was also Jimmy or Johnny, short guy with long hair and facial hair
hulk hogan was the wrestler, we both lived in bellaire bluffs in florida

I've seen a few. I used to work in a hotel and saw a number face to face. As has been said, it's rare you recognize them instantly because you're so used to seeing them on a flat screen. It's a weird effect where you think "hey, that looks kinda like so and so" and it's actually them. I did see Jerry Springer walking down the street in NYC and recognized him instantly. Some guy was shouting HEY JERRY so he ducked into a building.

Patrick?

yeah but undeniably some of her music videos are some of the sexiest ever.

youtube.com/watch?v=nZaLpZue7us

She even parodied pre-internet e-whores.

youtube.com/watch?v=WSFDCmmsqEI

No, child. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.

My wife and I ran into Jaz Sinclair while hiking at Forest Park in Portland, OR like 7 years ago. I think a lot of LA people like coming up here every now and then. We had a nice conversation and traded numbers, then she said if we’re ever in LA to let her know and she’ll be happy to let us stay with her. Texted her and never heard back lmao

I met Natalie Wood on a boat once

I'm also 31 and I live in NYC. I have seen like two celebrities and that's only because I worked in restaurants and bars in popular hipster neighborhoods (park slope and bushwick). Both jobs had buzz on social media. Having lived here my entire life I have friends who have tons of stories of seeing famous people in public constantly. I never really have. Not to mention I don't go outside much. The funniest thing to me about my sightings or the sightings of others is that most celebrities are short as fuck. Much smaller than you'd expect them to be. One of the celebs I saw was Chloe Grace Moretz and that bitch is legitimately tiny

Tom Cruise looks like he does on tv

I moved to taipei when he was doing the international press tour for one of the mission impossible movies, and he was doing an appearance in the lobby of the Taipei Hyatt, and he is a tiny tiny tiny man.

Same. Never even been on a date. The one time I asked a girl out on a date she said yes but I was so afraid of actually going through with it I just never talked to her again kek.

Kek

I grew up in NYC so saw more so called celebs than I want to remember, I really didn't pay any attention and didn't care. Brooke Shields and I had the same dentist so saw her in the waiting room once, I was there to see my dentist, I couldn't give a shit about Brooke.

has had sex

you don't belong here. We're revoking your Anon Babble permission slip.

go to a concert, it's pretty crazy. just famous people hanging out 30 feet away from you.

I'm rooting for you bro. She's hot

I saw Richard Hammond in Toronto last year at a media press event lol. He’s actually not as short as Clarkson always jokes about

I'm pretty sure I met Sam Elliot while walking my dog a few years ago

It's a weird effect where you think "hey, that looks kinda like so and so" and it's actually them.

Happened to me. Can vouch. I was wondering why this guy looked so much like Neil Patrick Harris and it's because it was literally him. Took me a few minutes

I saw Donald Glover at an LCD Soundsystem show like 20 years ago, but other than that, nothin

She's famous shouldn't she have a high tier expensive/exclusive dentist ? Or are you rich, anon?

i've seen so many on flights/at airports but then again I live in LA

kevin bacon & kyra segdwick

harvey keitel

liev schreiber (without trans daughter)

jeffrey tambor

joshua jackson

jon cryer

Celebrities I've met
Joe Biden
Vanilla Ice
Jim Norton
6ix9ine

for the only black kid at a Sufjan concert

Kevin Bacon

How was he ? I feel like he would be extremely based

It's a long story and I wont get into it here.

You're gonna hold out on me ? Fine bitch I'll just ask Brooke

I think I was flying standby because I didn't get on the Bacon flight, but I'm sitting there on my phone and they call first class.

Kevin & Kyra come determined from the platinum lounge to the front of the gate, just with a whole "nobody stop us" energy. Kevin leading with Kyra behind him, ngl it was kinda based

Good, please ask. She doesn't seem like the type of girl that'll remember but ask away... different dentists, same office, MDG.

KWAB

Met Chris Hardwick and Devon Faraci when I did catering. They both were drunk as fuck and were hitting on women there.

I tried looking into both and found out they were both metoo’d loooool. Had no idea. Yeah, they are both fucking creeps.

That reminds me my (elderly) mom was on a flight with Timothy Olyphant once and absolutely fell in love with him

For like 6 months all she could talk about was what a gentleman and how kind he was and watched a bunch of his projects

Kevin Bacon is indeed based

My smile and optimism: RESTORED

I tried looking into both and found out they were both metoo’d loooool

Wasn't Hardwick's metoo situation overblown? He didn't assault or rape anyone if I remember correctly the girl just said he was a shitty boyfriend. He didn't even hit her

It's not all that uncommon, anon. I've worked with some incredibly wealthy people who pick up the absolute lowest of the low help because they're just so fucking insulated and have no one else/think they'll get murdered if they go out in public to meet people.

I thought KWAB to be some west coast radio channel.

I did a quick glance into his controversies, which is likely unfair. He definitely was catcalling women with Devon and did get the attention of one woman. I didn’t see what happened next, though.

Never seen a celebrity other than Salma Hayek, whom I fucked in 1986. Yes I'm an oldfag.

I want some KRAB

Twice I ran into a darts world champion in the supermarket.

Katy O'brian worked out at the gym I go to for a while. She is pretty fucking hot and very strong.

I met either the bassist or drummer (can't remember like 15 years ago) for Wild Cherry, or as you'd know them, the band who made Play That Funky Music White Boy, when I was bartending, dude came in on a slow day and told me a whole bunch of awesome stories, really great dude. My wife met Jimmy Fallon and has a picture of her and her friends with him, but that's the closest we've gotten. I don't like Hollywood celebs because I think they're all fags, only ones I'd like to meet are Rourke, Gibson, maybe Van Damme and Stallone too, but I wouldn't waste any time talking about movies I'd just want to talk about life

comedy film

white guy trying to act like a black guy scene

play that funky music white boy starts playing

but I wouldn't waste any time talking about movies I'd just want to talk about life

I never really understood this normie mindset that people in positions of power would have great interest in talking with them.

I met jinnytty

Muscle women are gross. Fit/toned women are fine and often very sexy. If a woman is already got and she gets fit that's bonus points. But women who look like men or like they are ok steroids are disgusting. Once the titties becomes pecs I'm out

Did you see that video where some random guy slapped her in public for seemingly no reason ? Then like the autism he no doubt is ran away on his electric scooter

Lol I was there when 6th street was starting to get 2commercial

never really understood this normie mindset that people in positions of power would have great interest in talking with them.

Lmao, yes it's assuming I pulled up an empty seat at a bar next to them which is absurd, but I do tend to make temporary friends wherever I go, no real ones so to speak because I'm a psychotic, but I have a way with people. In fact, it's what I do for a living, communications, focus groups, presentations to execs shit like that

When I lived in west LA I saw c-list actors a lot.

I look forward to the hallmark movie based on this.

LOVE INFESTATION

I think they only hang out in a few cities

that was just a hobo

I knew a pest control guy who met Stallone and said he was very disappointed to meet him in person. he loses his larger than life presence he has on the big screen when standing face to face

my cousin ran into Adam Sandler once

Did he say sorry?