Show your friends one of your favorite movies

show your friends one of your favorite movies

none of them like it

why are these girls so shocked i thought women get harassed and raped on the daily basis by white supremacists?

gets punched in the face a few times and then gets dicked down for 30 seconds

Why are we supposed to act like this is the most horrible scene in a show with dozens of on-screen murders

it sucks when that happens

Show "vanilla sky" to best friend

He says that he'll never watch a movie with me again

why did their nipples get visibly erect while watching the rape scene?

At the very core of a man's being he wants to live forever and infinitely create.

At the very core of a woman's being she wants to be choked to death and destroyed.

Such is life.

You can actually see how they’re both actively pretending not to be aroused

tell friend for months that he needs to watch Jagten

he finally does and says that he'll never trust my opinion on a movie again

recommend friends a new mcu flick

they all enjoy it

fucking kek
i took this girl i liked to that ryan gosling astronaut movie. it's ryan gosling doing neil armstrong, what the fuck could go wrong right? i didn't expect arthouse. what a fucking mistake. that shit sucked and she didn't fuck me. last time i go into a movie blind with someone else.

reactkino thread?

RLM didn't like your favorite movie

Guys I just jacked off and one of our security cameras is inside the house charging and it was pointed right at me in the living room so my dad is going to wake up in the morning and have an alert on his phone and video of me jacking off

They have to pretend they aren’t into it.

Just delete the video moron

friend and I are into anime years ago

we each recommend shit from the current season

say 'This looks alright" halfway through the first episode of one

towards the end of the episode the QUALITY started showing

"nvm it's shit"

still feel bad that I recommended it in the first place all this time later

I don't show.

that movie was good, you dodged a bullet I bet that cunt had herpes

it's their goddamn job to not look away

whores

thats not how it works grandpa. do you not have a security camera or one of those fancy doorbells?
that dude yanking his dick is on his dad's phone right now.

Recommending is an art form, you have to know your audience and NEVER actually sit with them when they watch it. I'm an excellent recommender, never missed.

you have to infiltrate his room and hack his phone and delete the alert. its the only way.
godspeed.

show friend Day of the Dead

is that an Aphex Twin sample?

hahaha what a cheesy dumb movie

acting bad

Same person liked World War Z and other modern zombcel media

make her armpit hair grow.

nah her dick was clean

He was Ecuadorian.

why the fuck do you have security cameras recording inside the house, do you have a ghost or something

fucking chink man children needs to stop forcing these girls in to watching fucking cartoons over and over so they can watch more live action like buffy/firefly

Cassie doesn't want to admit the obveous in "Leon the Professional".

I never bother recommending anything IRL, other people are retards. My favorite movie of all time is Brazil, go watch it if you haven't.

show my gf favorite movie

3 minutes in

I don't know what's going on

forgets we even watched it a month later

"we did?"

I've stopped suggesting movie night now desu

It's charging in the house dude idk wtf I didn't notice until after I came
His phone is locked. I'm fucked

Where's the Sneed edit?

You could say it's fate worse than death, but she got over it very quickly in the show, so it's not as bad as being killed or being run over by a car and crippled for life

Women have different types of fantasies, one of them is typically described by them as "being taken", which is basically rape

Imagine someone gave youn a wet willy but with their dick and in your asshole

Also you might get pregnant.

What am I saying, that probably sounds like a dream to you

Microwave it.

It sounds like heaven. Slava Ukraini.

Are they lesbians? is there any rule 34 fanart for them?

I don’t have any friends.

might get pregnant

Kek Melfi was like 45 in this scene lil bro

The blonde is superior

All women are bi and they've definitely fucked, but no. The dark-haired one is married.

watch any movie

like it

see if RLM reviewed it

they didn't like it

I don't like it anymore

Do you think getting pregnant and not being able to carry the pregnancy is the same as being post-menapausal?

these fake reactions are so cringe

The dark-haired one is married.

ah, what a shame

Nah. I've accepted it. I'm already a complete fucking loser anyways