Nobody actually does this

nobody actually does this

You've never met me

t. im based af

Which part of it don't they do?

Alcohol is for pussies and losers. Always has been

capeslop

grow up

allegedly Andrew Zimmern sort of did this when he planned on killing himself. I guess he grabbed like 8 bottles of his favorite cheap vodka and just holed up in a hotel room until he called someone to stop him.

How so?

Being happy. The only thing that fits is the sunglasses, the only thing that's missing is the pulled up hoodie.

imagine the 'gover though

Found the weed smoker

true, alcoholics usually stick to their favorite brand of liquor of choice, they don't buy swedish booze buffet

i do this when im daydrinking, almost passing out and want to drink more

Weed is for losers too. Which is why drinkers commonly smoke weed too

Are you the incel who keeps making those

Dude, underage drinking and smoking weed fucking rocks!

threads? If you're too socially awkward to know what doing those things feel like, that's far more pathetic

if your life sucks, shoot yourself!

No, suicide sucks. Better try to get better no matter how hard it seems.

lonely teardrops

I wish I was cool like nic cage

what? never done your weekly groceries, anon?

alcoholics usually stick to their favorite brand of liquor of choice

but why?

No tears just happy little chomps.

I whistle at full volume and lilt when I grocery shop. I didn’t even really comprehend I was doing it until I went shopping with a roommate and he said “what the fuck are you doing” and demanded I stop.
I still do it though idgaf. It would be like not running and jumping around Whiterun because I give a shit what Nazeem thinks about me.

Brand loyalty

In this scene he is celebrating and also money is never his problem in this movie

is this film any good

how much would that be with the trump tariffs in effect

better, safer high
it's not about the money, your addicted brain will eventually demand the one drink that does the job best for it
don't mistake hardcore addict with some hobo who just want to drown his sorrows and will drink anything with alcohol in it

Yeah no alcoholic is getting a variety

Starts tasting like water after a while

the only good part of this movie

alcoholic here, when i'm in a bad phase and buying it all the time, at most I'll just get:
multiple bottles of my liquor of choice
my "quantity" beer for myself (cheap)
a "quality" beer and a bottle of wine (for if I have company or want something good with dinner)

on a "sober" phase for the moment, we'll see how long this time

When I'm hammered I definitely do this (and think I'm cool while I do it)

What do you do? Coke or something more hardcore?

Alcoholics almost exclusively drink cheap rum and vodka or $8 1.5L bottles of wine.

t. worked for a major wine and spirits company

We already got a thread, why you gotta split things up?

is supposed to be poor/broke and down on his luck

somehow has the funds to purchase over $1000 worth of alcohol

inb4 credit card

Y'all know his credit line wasn't that big and it was probably already maxed out.

is supposed to be poor/broke

What? He had a big fat severence from his law firm. He gave the money to his family and kept the rest to drink himself to death.

It's the brand that minmaxes the cost-drunkeness-hangover problem for your body.

i kinda do this every friday, just beer though

there's literally a scene of him begging for money retard faggot

Seconding this I want to strangle that faggot

alcoholic

don't drive

live in the boonies

big snowy winter about to happen

get a ride and stock up

I do this but I don't look like this.

1. Stoli
2. ? some sort of Rum?
3. Seagrams VO whiskey/
4. Unidentifiable?
5. Jameson
I don't remember him drinking any beer even though he has two six packs in his cart

no he's not broke
you didn't watch the movie did you, retard

What if you've lost all your friends because of a psychotic break and are a 36 year old neet? What exactly am I working towards now

As a former alcoholic the scene where he tries to sign the check hits hard

That's usually what I do. 750 ml jager, 30 pack coors banquet, 2 bottles red wine, and a treat beer . Lasts about 3 days

I don't remember him drinking any beer even though he has two six packs in his cart

He does though, when he's driving in the beginning

36 is still pretty young, plenty of time to find something better or get bored to death either way it's on you

Yeah. I used to have to hold a can of beer with 2 hands first thing in the morning in the shower in order to get it to my mouth without dropping it

First bottle is Absolut, not Stoli. But yeah, it's right next to the Stoli.

I'm already bored to death, and severely unhappy, and worst of all, sober now, so I'm never happy. You don't make new friends at 36. And I'm too socially inept to be with a woman. My dad asked me to not drink and to stay alive while he's still alive, so I'm gonna do that at least.

do shrooms

I don't have any friends or connections. I'm a complete loner loser now and never leave my house

Get a load of this bot shill. It posts this in almost every single thread.

Btw is that Sarah Godon bot shizo still posting in here? lol

NoooOoo bots can't post here because of the CAPTCHA

buys a Anon Babble pass.

last one is baileys

Alcoholism sucks. Its not fun once you start HAVING to drink every day to avoid w/ds. If your addicted to alcohol please go to detox and rehab - no more stomach aches and feeling shitty all the time.

what country are you in? it's easy to buy online if you're in North America, even in illegal states. Check your local laws. If both cannabis and shrooms are legalized, local dispensaries probably carry them. OR, you can make them yourself with a kit because, while the grown mushroom itself may be illegal to purchase, the spores are not. not only you get shrooms, you get a new hobby of growing things and potentially selling drugs and making lots of friends

Are shrooms like LSD? Because I tried LSD and hated it. Everything was freaking me out so much. I thought my dachshund was a giant centipede

Go to detox. Its like 5-6 days of librium and then your free forever.

Go to detox/rehab. Free yourself from the stomach in a bottle every day routine.

You're clearly not an alcoholic by the way you speak.

Don't make me tap the sign.

How old are you and hows the liver? I'm a problem drinker on the weekends. I'm 36 and can feel it aching sometimes. I sometimes try and go for a few weeks without drinking. Any tips?

They're pretty different. LSD is synthetic and psilocybin is a natural chemical. They're similar in some ways, but I always found shrooms more pleasant.

Just make sure you drink a lot of water and look into liver health supplements

We get it, you're insecure because you keep getting called out for liking capeshit and star wars so now you're going to spam that everywhere in some weird mentally ill indian cope.

This is true.

t. former alcoholic

they're both hallucinogenic, but it's like saying red bull and cocaine are both stimulants.
psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Magic_mushrooms
psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Lsd
check out the psychonaut wiki page for more info.

your trip sounds fucking cool to me though.

Aching is nothing, I've felt aching in my liver for 10 years. I haven't been to the doctor in 10 years though, so maybe the blood samples would say different. The human body is incredibly resilient actually.

Zoomers and sobriety audiobook walks are my two tips to getting sober. Keto would be 3rd if you can hack it.

glynac powder

The long term “functional” alcoholics are always educated white collar professionals. I don’t know if you got one in your neighborhood but I got some old Mexican grandma that lives in a generational household near me who goes around the day before garbage collection day. I talked to her one day and she said the guys who are doctors/engineers/lawyers always had a recycle bin full of wine and liquor bottles every week.

keto

Just go full carnivore. Stop pussyfooting with this keto shit. That's the only way I've been able to get sober. Actually feel incredible on carnivore. But yeah, eventually got bored and started drinking again.

Alcoholism is a symptom of high intelligence generally. It's pretty hard to take the world at how shitty it is when you're sober.

nobody actually does this

Literally my dad getting ready for any family gathering or event

he's part of a growing generation of young people that abstain from all drugs because they saw their parents use them which equals cringe. as a result it's stunting their growth as they don't go out in the real world and interact with people, they just sit on their phone all day long.

Unfortunately you'll have to keep trying to find things that leave you satisfied. Life's complicated, almost nobody figures it out at first try, people just pretend that they did

i actually do this and say this and look like this

Yeah. Great film. Although it's a bittersweet watch.

That's fucking retarded. I'm going to respect my father's wishes and then get druk in Vegas like nic and then

It’s not like it’s impossible thoughbeit.

Maybe back in the 90s when that movie was filmed, is OP even living in this decade?

Nobody actually does this.

It would have been better if he was riding one of those electric carts. This is what a real /druk/ would do.

I kinda do but it's the same bottle multiple times, and I don't do the faggy arms dance. Cashier sometime makes a joke "heh, havin a party?" while knowing I don't host a party.
Doc told me I should stop drinking because of hepatic steatosis. I'm not gonna stop.

*sip*

I'm having thoughts of ghosting my alkie friend, it's just too much shit to deal with. I have some hope that he'll get his shit together, but I don't think he will.

Familiarity.
Alcoholics don't want to spend longer than is necessary at the liquor store. They want to be home and drinking. Most will settle in with a brand that is cheap, high proof, and easy to drink. It's usually vodka.

LSD is better than any shroom, no bodyload. Light a spliff on top of beers and you're going to trip hard. Good times

that one time I tried to masturbate on acid and my ejaculation was the weirdest feeling ever

Whenever I go to the liquor store I see multiple people with carts like that

WHAT A LIFE

I liked vodka until Covid, everyone had purell every where and the smell started to associate with being in lockdown and being bored all the time so I switched to bourbon

Literally me but in the hot sauce aisle

Based. Zoomers are dweebs

whats even the point of drinking alone. the only reason to drink is to socialize. genuinely retarded to get drunk alone, poisoning yourself for no reason.

Wow a one case scenario of an alcoholic who sold his house and everything so he can have a hoard of booze to drink himself to death is something not every single person in the world does on a daily basis? Mind blown

It makes the slop easier to consoom

It's really good. People only ever talk about it as depression fuel or a movie for alcoholics which is fair but it's really a superb movie on all levels.

Why?

I recently rewatched and have to take it down a notch due to Elisabeth Shue's shoggy acting. Aside from that it's pretty close to a perfect movie.

Boston?

not that anon, but nothing. i eat real food, drink water, and exercise. spending money to drink, snort, or smoke shit that ruins your health and makes you look retarded and smell is brown third worlder behavior

yes Gadonfag is strong still

Geez, have a drink mate, maybe you'll ease up.

are they online only or IRL

He probably won't. Why is it too much to deal with. What do you do with him them you hang out

rfk jr is a fag

yes, and a roid tranny that eats McDonald’s when ordered to. what’s your point? you can’t justify wasting money to self-soothe with poison when you could spend time to be healthy instead

You can if you're mentally ill and stopped giving a fuck

exacerbating your mental illness by not taking care of yourself is child and female behavior. why wouldn’t you just kill yourself instead

To do shit druk and without people bothering you.

Because my dad is still alive and he asked me not to

Also, I'm sober now too. Working out and eating healthy doesn't help a fucked up brain. Keep preaching though faggot

Not at all true. Women caress for their children no matter what, unless they're severely mentally ill. Talking about schizophrenia and shit here.

weak faggots making excuses

because if i was killing myself I would want to do it in a way that would take the whole planet with me

You're really tough and people respect you. Keep posting on Anon Babble tough guy

you’ll accuse me of whatever you think makes you correct in your head, addict

you sound like an exhausting person to be around

i do and the cashier always asks me what half the booze is and i have to explain what a base spirit is

I would laugh at what a sloppy retard you'd turn into if you so much as took a few sips of vodka. The old straightedge movement died because militant dweebs made it uncool.

i spent $50,000 in 6 months on alcohol and prostitutes after a divorce. then, i decided i didn’t want to keep heading in the direction of being fat, lacking energy, sad, and alone for the rest of my life. so i cold turkey’d the hookers, then the booze, then soda, then fast food. then I started working out, making my own food, and avoiding situations and people that would lead to me backpedaling

you retards every thread start slinging insults and labels onto “teetotalers” and cry “you just don’t understand” at people that understand better than you because they got out of self-destructive lifestyles. posting with your “druk bros” for a crumb of anonymous sympathy (entirely imagined btw because no one here legitimately cares about you) isn’t the way to beat addiction. or you’ll deflect and say you aren’t addicted and that poisons are fun and based

no one has to be better than you to say that something you’re doing is stupid and that you would absolutely physiologically enjoy a higher quality of life by not indulging in it. enjoy the suffering you chose i guess

Just microdose shrooms

I get my "highs" from achievement. Fucking a hot girl who seems out of my league. Making a side deal with a work client and getting a cash payday. Cashing out a 5-year long investment.
I don't even understand your post. Do you speak normal English?
Guarantee I've lived more life than all the drunktards ITT combined.

jej

Just here to tap the sign.

why what

this post has massive larp energy. we all know you're posting on your phone and haven't left the basement in weeks.

people that understand better than you

no one has to be better than you

You're a fucking retard dude. Congrats on your sobriety.

I do that and look like that.

I don't even understand your post

It's not hard to understand, other anons knew exactly what I meant. Take out the green text then try to read it champ

he's probably just gay and a gooner

Damn. Why do alcoholics seethe so hard?

you don't need more than one kind of hot sauce

Says who?

understanding something more comprehensively from having experienced more doesn’t make someone a better person. now you’re just looking to feel insulted

i've got hot sauces for asian dishes and hot sauces for barbeque, etc. There's nuance depending on what you are cooking.

The McIlhennys

I would post the image again, but I can't, so I'll just have to tap the sign again:

based

t. only has frank's

You're right. Thank you for the reminder

Getting fully bent is based, chud.

he killed himself after he signed the movie rights, didnt even get to play N64 what a retard

You're still on a Chinese cartoon imageboard loser

I don't feel insulted. I just don't understand why you're posting in this thread. I've been sober longer than you have, and things didn't work out because I'm mentally ill. I also don't look down on addicts like you do, but you were never an addict, but rather took a bad path because of your wife, thus have difficulty empathizing with addicts. I don't really understand why you're in this thread. You are unlike everyone in it.

google the guy

he's still alive

I just did

you are unironically right.

He is. But so what. I'm a loser and I like drinking.

your life might not always be terrible but you only have one liver, watch these british alcys die it might change your mind, also just a solid film
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lwv7Utcf-gM

sorry i meant O'Brien, the guy who wrote the autobiography that the film is based on

As a former handle-a-day raging alcoholic now close to a year sober, this scene perfectly captures what I miss most about it and what most non-alcoholics don't understand: the call of infinity.
Watch enough interviews with severe alcoholics and they'll almost always mention oblivion, and that's what we want most. Complete, uninterrupted, gluttonous oblivion. Filling up a shopping cart with every shade and flavor of liquor, knowing that you have all the time and supplies necessary to get fucking lost to the world.

Any other sleazekino films?

I'm a functioning alcoholic and this isn't entirely true.
I will often mix up what I buy depending on my mood.

wrong
To a point. Yes.
Only if you're poor. I only did this kind of thing in college or during hard times.

familiarity

Sure. If you aren't feeling curious then something you know you like is nice

alcoholics don't want to spend time in the liquor store and want to be home drinking as quick as possible

Way wrong. Liquor store is the palace of possibilities and you have to be on a serious bender to have the kind of urgency necessary to rush through things like that.

Drinking yourself to death must suck

Why did Cage get an Oscar for this anstead of a Golden Raspberry?

Wow, This Is Literally Me