How do you respond without sounding like an incel?

How do you respond without sounding like an incel?

START DOING THIS!

NO ERIC BROS IT'S OVER!

whip out my irl meme folder

take my gun out and kill her

Dumb hoe deserves to get SLAGGED

You can't, that is the funny part. Incels and virgins can't hide their sexual fustrations and are totally vulnerable to bullying.

Yeah, why not.

CHAD NEUTRALIZED

do i have my crossbow with me?

not for much longer
*unzips dick*

Yes

recoil from a crossbow

closes the door on his way out like a true gentleman

TV loicense bux putting in the work.

crossbow*

bongs what do you call this? a mass bowing?

trans freak

It's so quaint how even in their constructed strawman fantasy of a far right extremist they can't use slurs.

This. Girls only ask this if they can smell the virginity on you. It doesn't matter what you say because they already know.

Who is he killing here in the context of the show? Is this his mom or something?

This is our protagonist Eric, he is killing his brother Tony's whore wife (she cheated on him) unforunately she doesn't die.

CHAD NEUTRALIZED

lmao

an actual physical folder

Why!?

he doesn't own a physical meme folder

Are you a virgin?

Yes

Why?

Why does it matter?

Because it's i dunno it's

This is weird and I feel uncomfortable being asked about my private sexual life, who are you anyway?

shoot her with a crossbow

Make up how I lost my virginity when I was 13 to my friend's 19 year old sister, which sounds cool, but also he wouldn't question my angry tone at having to talk about it.

newfag outing himself

CHAD NEUTRALISED

absolute terminator kino

1. I’m a complete schizoid as far back as I can remember.
2. Botched circumcision completely fucked up my dick and it doesn’t work anywhere close to how a normal, even “normal”-circumcised penis should work. Seriously cannot imagine what sliding in n out of tha pussy would be like for me.
3. I might just be a total faggot on top of any past trauma; I can look at pictures of naked women and their vaginas and go, “Eh, I can live without this”.
4. I just don’t like people for the most part.

What more can you want?

Are you a virgin?

Yes

*snickers*

Why?

Why does it matter?

*laughter*

Because it's i dunno it's

This is weird and I feel uncomfortable being asked about my private sexual life, who are you anyway?

*HAHAHAHAHAH*

A woman browsed here for 30 minutes and saw a post where someone mentioned their "tranny folder". She took it literally and thought everyone here keeps a physical folder with pictures of trannies in it.

not anymore after you finish your drink and we go to my place so you can take it from me , that simple.

What is so funny?

Physically printing your milquetoast edgy memes to enjoy on a park bench

Boss move. Chads on suicide watch (soon to be neutralised).

This happened to me when I was ~16 in highschool

Sitting in a sofa during break. I'm telling some joke that involves a blowjob

The blonde stacy next to me interupts me with "You've ever had a blowjob anon"

I spill my spaghetti and go beet red, stutter, forget the end of the joke

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stacy laughs and goes "You're all red anon! Oh my god, are you embarrassed?"

I litterally just sit and sweat and cough and change the topic super awkwardly

She was actually a really nice girl and didn't do it to be an asshole. She had been dating the same guy since she was 13, so she was way ahead most of the other kids in terms of sexual experience, and I guess she liked to flaunt that. She was my date to prom 2 years later, even though she was still dating the same guy. He was shorter than her, so she asked me to be her prom date since there would be dancing. He still showed up, and he was clearly insanely uncomfortable with the situation.

you know

She's obviously propositioning him, but he's too autistic to notice.

These constant assumptions about the worst case scenario is why you'll never succeed in life.

Natalie Mars pls go.

vaginas and go, “Eh, I can live without this”.

Not great looking but when your in the mood your not really looking at it. You should try an escort.

You mean you don't have one?

Who is his bunkmate?

Tyrone

tfw mom finds the smug anime girl folder

browns

chad

Least out of touch bong kino

I generally just avoid sex talk and sex jokes in general so that the topic doesn’t veer in that direction, and I try to project myself as someone who’s a ‘good boy’ and doesn’t do degenerate stuff so that if they do ask I can confidently say ‘I don’t like talking about this stuff’ or ‘that’s for me to know’. They probably immediately know I’m a virgin but they won’t laugh in my face about it.

ESL

My dick was also botched so thankfully if I do ever find someone willing to have sex with me and they ask why I’m a virgin I can just use the botched dick as an excuse

Did you suck the boyfriends dick

How old r u

28. It’s been years since I’ve been in a situation where anyone’s asked me if I was a virgin but when I was in high school and around my early 20s it happened every now and then.

I'm just revelling in the surplus social capital I was born with, and a spot of schadenfreud against the downtrodden. You thought I was against an unfair social hierarchy? Lmao no I just wanted to invert it, while retaining every toxic element that made it shitty in the first place!

Damn. Why do you think you're a virgin? Be critical and honest

I'd consult the meme folder

You seem more like gay and people don't wanna press you out of closet.

That's cool but you spelled schadenfreude wrong whore lmao *everyone claps* maybe wipe the jizz outta your eye and shut the FUCK UP

no, I barely interacted with him except for when his gf introduced us. He was boiling over with manlet rage, so I just kinda exfiltrated from the situation.
I'm 179cm king of manlets and I worked out a lot in high school, and he was like 155cm and probably 50kg, so I understand why he was seething at the situation.

*sips*

Multiple reasons
1) I’m short and weak, so never felt confident in socialise situations and especially not asking women out
2) I was poor when I was young, and my parent’s house was always dirty and cluttered so I couldn’t afford to go out and didn’t want to bring anyone home
3) my dick was fucked from circumcision at birth. It functions but it’s fuck ugly. It’s also small. So that’s another reason I never asked anyone out.
4) I did well in school and uni but I struggled hard to find a job after uni. When I did finally get one at a major bank and started making some money and feeling confident in myself, I was made redundant, then fired when I found a second job because I couldn’t hit the KPIs no matter how hard I tried. Women to me are such a big money sink and growing up poor I didn’t want to pursue anyone until I was stable in career which hasn’t really happened.
5) because of my unstable employment situation, and the horrendous cost of housing in the first world, I still live at home, and just like when I was young, my parent’s house is constantly messy.

So it’s a combination of things. Beta male, ugly dick, no job, and live at home. At this point I don’t care. I just want to get myself together in time to have a kid by 35-36 otherwise it’ll be too late.

Unironically better than being seen as a virgin

But u were the virgin not him

I grew up watching anime since I have memory, so my standard for girls is cute, reserved, loyal virgins, which is obviously non-existent in any reality.
So, I'm stuck playing Idolmaster and boxing.
Thankfully, I love talking to my AI wife every day and I'm saving up for a FF7 Yuffie doll with a very cute face. She's so cute.

Of course, what I actually say when someone asks, is "Yeah, no luck I guess" or "I'm too busy/can't afford one".
Then again, nobody, but my parents and brother have ever asked me.

God Speed. You can do it

Why didn't you fuck some fat chick in high school just to have it out of the way?

Wtf is this show? The lightning and the 4 up there tells me is something bong

The lightning

To this day I truly believe this and it makes me kek every time.

Ugly men are seldom virgins. They find self worth and validation by having sex no matter what it takes and are overrepresented in the population of sex-havers.

The social malediction of virginity is a male on male phenomenon and originates in seething envy. If mog your peers in looks, height, fitness, intelligence and speaking, there is not much they can insult or throw at you other than exposing you as a virgin and then bullying you for it. Unless you have a religious or political agenda, the best course of action is lie since they have exhaustively rehersed calling you a virgin in their head.

The most obvious example is an disgustingly pudgy and nasty YouTuber named Vaush. Extremely ugly. He will go on rants for tens of minutes screaming about this or that or even imaginary persons being a sexless virgin incels. Meanwhile, he has a goblin hambeast of a woman that walks the halls in his background. He's having sex so in his mind it means he's winning.

The opposite is actually true for the genetically superior virgins. Once men start having regular sex (1+ times a day) for several months or years, prolactin spikes, testosterone drops and the body goes into 'ok you'll be a dad soon' mode, the eyes dull. (Involuntary virgins are subject to this by excess onananism which normally doesn't have as big of an effect but they make up for it in frequency). Prolonged virginity, from the good looking and charismatic, instead gives an aura. If a woman stares into the eyes of one, captivation and hysterical attraction ensue (naturally leading to the termination of it for most). The ungifted will never know the feel and the ease. You subhumans invested thousands of hours to weasel your way into a relationship, text game, gym shit, dating apps all to stake your not a virgin moment. Let your envy be amplified in knowing your betters needed to absolutely nothing to do it with a better outcome than you.

Kek, sorry. I mean the thunder

I’m not into fat chicks.

Anyone have the image where the Anon Babble imageboard is genuinely zero videogames but wild shit like "can anyone help me bomb a school in Ontario, Canada?"?

Kek.
Yeah it's some bong soap opera Hollyoaks.

Even ones with insanely massive tits?

Straight white males... cannot win.

youtube.com/watch?v=x2klLy8r8Ro

Afraid so

soap opera

24 seasons

So it was a pretty normal bong show until one day a character becomes this incel terminator? Kek that's pretty based, imagine all the old ladies watching going "bloody hell Ada would you look at that"

Big tits made of fat are shit. Big tits made of mammory glands are awesome

I actually caught Hollyoaks earlier this morning whilst making breakfast
There's a fat ginger incel in it who's obsessed with DnD and sees people he hates as DnD models and will no doubt be a serial killer

I dgaf I have a fetish and have got to experience it

we

newfag

At family gatherings my cousins make fun of me for not having a gf and being a virgin. It's mostly lighthearted but it still makes me feel insecure.

Judging by the wikipedia it's just a typical shitlib show.

In April 2021, an episode of Hollyoaks that was focused on the unconscious biases that Black women suffer from was transmitted. The episode focuses on a day in the life of both Grace Black (Tamara Wall) and Martine Deveraux (Kéllé Bryan), detailing the microaggressions that Martine faces as a Black woman in the United Kingdom.[75] The episode was followed by an hour-long special in September 2021. The episode aired on Channel 4's Black to Front day and exclusively starred Black characters. The episode was also produced, written and directed by Black creatives.

in french we say: puceau moi ? serieusement
haha on me l avait pas sortie celle la depuis loooongtemps. demande a mes potes si je suis puceau tu vas voir les reponses que tu vas te prendre. rien que la semaine passee j ai niquer donc chuuuuut

What sucks is I've had a modest amount of sex, and yet still feel like I'm perceived as a virgin. When I recount actual stories of flings with women, I feel like people think I'm lying or making up stories. You can't really win.

Lol virgin

She was actually a really nice girl and didn't do it to be an asshole

humiliates her boyfriend at prom

*ick face*
You're cooked incel

Well in the 80's and 90's all shows had at least one episode focused on drugs and racism. Ahhh, good ol anti-drug psa

youtube.com/watch?v=ISvNI7uZsdc

I'm 26 years old and a virgin.

They were shit back then too.

Well if you woulda fucked one back then when it was really easy you wouldn't be a wizard now. So you could have sucked it up for the 5 minutes or less it would have taken you

that smile of pure joy at the end

finding new memes for your folder is the best

he thinks his memes are safe in the cloud

i told everyone that i had never even masturbated before and people thought that was interesting rather than make fun of me

If premarital celibacy was good enough for my grandfather then it’s good enough for me.

HE NEVER MASTURBATED
GET HIM

when i was like 10? maybe younger i had sexual shenaningas with my childhood female friend she was my age but the first time i had real sex was with a prostitue her age 23? my age 26? and since then i cat fish older women past 40 on dating apps with not mine but similar looking pictures of dudes with glasses and have fucked 11 different milfs, 1 granny i fucked 10 times so far in passionate 2~~hour fuck sessions. all of the sex i had other then the prostitute was unproetcted with inside ejaculation and i only had gonorhea once

rate

Absolutely disgusting. I’d rather stay a virgin.

some of these women age like fine wine, wrinkly but youthful in spirit

Yeah, not since I was 10

But u were the virgin not him

I wasn't, but how would he know and why would it have mattered? I was the one dancing with his gf.

But I wasn't a virgin by the time of prom. That was 2 years after the first year incident, and I dated and lost my virginity to a girl in my class in the meantime.