Did millennials really find this attractive?
Did millennials really find this attractive?
id still paint the insides of her vagina with cum if you catch my drift
your generation fucks men and you all have broccoli perms
laura dern in jurassic park was never considered a beauty, she was supposed to be an adventurous type tough girl
I don't remember anyone ever commenting on her in that film. The focus was on the incredible special effects, and it was at the height of the 90s dinosaur craze, so OP you're way off the mark with this assertion.
For me it was the younger blonde girl who was a fine piece of ass
no. and they made sure everybody knows it, even though noone asked.
In case you haven't noticed, Michael Chriton has a "type":
tall
white
very smart
but still practical and outdoorsy
You see her Jurassic Park, Twister, and Congo. Honestly, the man should be drummed up on war crimes for the psychological toll he inflicted on a generation of young men by suggesting that such idealized women really exist.
No. I crushed on Ariana Richards.
People liked the movie she was in where an under aged boy molested her boobs and vagina on camera and she was an adult.
Remember speilberg's friend lucas wanted indiana jones to shag a 12 year old.
do zoomers really find this attractive?
Movie?
Realistically why did she act like ‘Dinosaurs eat man’ meant they would go kill all the guys and the women would just be left and get to rule? I understand the expression of feminism, but isn’t this a retarded distraction for a scientist to make on site during a threatening discovery? It’s like if you were looking at some risk of a nuclear meltdown and some guy said ‘and then the libertarians can finally rule’, you’d fucking get him out of there in a second. You’re showing political optimism at mass extinction you fuckin maniac
No, but this is.
For legitimately decades I thought this was an age-matched pair until Laura Dern informed me that she wasn't actually in her late 30s when she made Jurassic Park and that it was a totally inappropriate pairing for some reason.
I think she’s short selling the opportunities of a young PhD working in a field with six figure and above salaried adults in her notoriously organized and respected career track. I’m sure there’s all sorts of bad relationships and abuse that can happen, and not every woman is just using their job to find a husband, but what the fuck are you supposed to do? It seems like a great idea
Based.
gallons.
we were kids. she had more mother vibes
Yes because people born before 2000 were straight
She cute
Jurassic Park 2 was kino and I'm sick of pretending it wasn't.
Mercedes ad
goldblooms black daughter with zero explaination. they just expect you to believe he has a black daughter.
other than that it didnt have the original cast. Jurassic Park 3 mogged this movie and im tired of people pretending JP2 was actually good.
She looked older than my fucking mom, even now I'm 15 years older than her at the time of Jurassic Park's filming and I still feel like she's older than me.
She looked like an absolute dog of a woman in Blue Velvet tbqh
black daughter with zero explaination [sic]. they just expect you to believe he has a black daughter.
It's not like they don't draw attention to it. Vaughn's character comments on it. She's obviously adopted.
I only ever thought Dern was hot in Wild at Heart, and that might just be because her character and wardrobe were so overstimulating that it somehow lessened the masculine qualities of her face.
Fpbp
I still think she was hot in Inland Empire and it's from 2006. Maybe stop being gay?
All the Mercedes trucks get wrecked. Besides if it was Jeep again, you'd be doing >Jeep ad. Non argument.
Also
M-muh blacks..!
Neck yourself.
in the first film he says he has 4 kids with different women.
sorry to be a lore nerd. but you are clearly defending what i would consider be early wokeism in film history. this was clearly pushing agendas and im tired of pretending its not.
She was there for the boomer dads, the character is the love interest for Sam Neill's character after all. Millennial boys were supposed to be enjoying dinosaurs and the little blonde girl.
BUT BUT BUT IN THE SECOND FILM THEY SAID SHE WAS ADOPTED MEANWHILE HE WAS A PERMISCUOUS HORNY MAN IN THE FIRST.
i think you dont understand the character and how he got retconned from a horny man to a loving father of a brown child.
then they all clapped for their progressive thinking.
in the first film he says he has 4 kids with different women
Yeah, he adopted a negress with one of them.
you are clearly defending what i would consider be early wokeism in film history
Back to your containment board, please.
ok so mercedes ad
retconned characters
no main characters only side ones
brown daughter
retconned script
but they can do that.
and this is why JP3 is better than JP2
millenials are cuck retards blacked lovers, so she fits the criteria so well
SUPER HORNY MAN HAS TIME TO ADOPT BLACK CHILD INSTEAD OF MAKING ANOTHER
god you are insufferable.
no i did not
He adopts billions of African children
APOLOGIZE
Stop responding to 1pbtid bait you gaggle of retards
I was 4.
tad vague, dont we think
Damn. There are that many blacks in the world? Grim.
stop making me think about movies and scripts just let me turn on big dino movie and accept without question with what im presented.
average movie slop enjoyer. JP3 mogs.
I think I saw her tits in wild at heart
If I cared about what millennials thought I'd go to Twitter.
no, she was always the worst part of the movie
Gen X. I was a little kid and thought she was annoying.