Every single movie about metal or metalheads is pure garbage. Why is that?

I know you're baiting

Very interesting, I'm not even aware how I could be baiting in this context.

WRONG

the scene where gene simmons irl wife gives an underage boy a footjob and makes him prejac in his underwear

pure kino

KISS

metal

pick one.

no one cares

you cared enough to post about how much you don't care instead of not responding at all which would truly emphasize how much you didn't care.

now you are in a position of continuing to down down on being butthurt for being called out and corrected or simply tale the L and walk away with your ego in shambles. what will he do next? let's find out

Spinal Tap is in the top 25 funniest movies of all time
Wayne's World is funny
Airheads is good

Kek, I'm genuinely curious how he "lost" and was "called out and corrected" when it possibly wasn't even the same anon and clearly isn't butthurt and also correct. Only an insufferable metal fag would have responded the way you did, you already lost at the first post.

The people making metal entertainment are just dumb i guess. Lots of metalheads and bands are also dumb so it makes sense.

this time you changed your posting style and used capitalization and punctuation to give the illusion of being a different poster. quite the desperate gambit. I wonder what the next cope will be. let's find out

You know, I like Metal. I get it. It has catchy riffs, and awesome theatrical fantasy aesthetics.
By in large "Metalheads" are gaylords who have issues with their own masculinity. If you turn metal into a lifestyle, past a certain age, there just is something wrong with you. You're not a fucking badass. You're listening to Iron Maiden sing about sci-fi novels you've probably never read. Get over yourself.

If you turn metal into a lifestyle, past a certain age, there just is something wrong with you

Spoken like a true poser.

DUDE SLAYER IS MY LIFE, THEY'RE SO REAL. HAIL SATAN

You're an actual loser.

Sooooo much projection.

Irony the posts. Jesus Christ this is sad.

By in large "Metalheads" are gaylords who have issues with their own masculinity. If you turn metal into a lifestyle, past a certain age, there just is something wrong with you. You're not a fucking badass. You're listening to Iron Maiden sing about sci-fi novels you've probably never read. Get over yourself.

Legit know a guy like this. He claims any type of music other than metal and rock is gay. He's 40, single, and on welfare.

Didn't say a single word about Slayer or Satan, homeboy.

If you're into movies, really into movies, you buy and wear merch, movie props, boxsets, posters, memorabilia, do geeky shit like spend your time talking to other nerds about it online, are you just supposed to stop liking movies so much at an arbitrary age? Get the fuck out of here, retard. Just because you're not passionate about anything except jacking off doesn't mean other people are as aimless as you.

Yeah, well I know a guy who hates metal, and thinks metal is gay and for faggots, and hes 42, triple, and on assisted living.

He's in this thread right now anon. Say hello to him

you buy and wear merch, movie props, boxsets, posters, memorabilia

Not really. I watch movies I like, and then move on.

I'm a casual

yup yup

I understand what I like is the movie, and don't feel the need to be suckered into rampant consumerism, or being an unpaid brand representative.

Don't listen to these faggots anon, Earthrockers Unite!! We're fucking all in on this shit!!

Picrel

Sure, you're the chadjak and everyone else is the basedjak am I right?

You don't need to spend a single dime if you don't want to (or can't since you're a penniless NEET). There are tons of jobless NEETs on here who are very passionate and knowledgeable about films and can articulate why they like or dislike something beyond "it's boring". Reading triva, reading and watching interviews, behind the scenes stuff, ect. A casual like you does none of these things. You're just a fucking boring ass faggot. Many such cases.

yes
Caring that much about metal is ultimately kind of embarrassing, because it's for children.

it's pretty stereotypical schlock but the soundtrack has a good selection of songs at least

So you've completely run out of steam and arguments. I hope you last longer than this if you ever manage to fuck a girl for the first time (lol). Thanks for playing.

ctrl+f airheads

you are correct on all three, op is as always, a faggot.

What's adult music then?

That woman changed my life as a kid. Something about her drove me absolutely insane

Whatever Anthony Fantano tells him.

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FUBAR is pure kino

Any movie with a metal soundtrack sucks
Even a movie with a meme synth wave soundtrack would be better
I guess Goblin is kind of “metal” though

That's mostly true but only for the scene fags. There's also plenty of reasonable people who go to concerts and listen to metal and most of them don't partake in any of of that shit.

this whiny post reeks of someone that got stuffed in lockers on the daily by metalchads in high school

games on the other hand...

youtube.com/watch?v=Hn5SGqNLxnk

This. In the NuDooms metal sucks

Every single movie about metal or metalheads is pure garbage

say what now?
Consider the following

Goo-guh fliggoo giggoo, guh fliggoo, giggoo-buh-dee

Metal sucks in ANY medium. I know I'm not the only one who never listened to V-Rock in Vice City. Holy shit what awful fucking music.

Airheads

how can you be The Lone Rangers when there’s three of you?

All the metalheads I know are dumb and cringe as fuck, but on the other hand they are the only people I get along with.

metal is the musical equivalent of anime, it's hard to show its fans as anything but cringey tryhard losers

youtube.com/watch?v=Z_63ZZRLylE

t. listens to music that rhymes nigger with nigger

ellipses included with dipshit opinion

Stop flagging your posts. Besides games are always best with numetal
youtu.be/uM3TfFXJies

Liking a variety of genres, and not being weird about any of it.
I kind of like drum and bass at the moment. Maybe I'll get into Bowie or NiN next. I don't know.

Man, I grew up in the 00's. You were a dork if you were into metal back then. Cool people liked rap and RNB, or emo and indie rock. I was listening to Iron Maiden and Megadeth, like a massive nerd (I still like those bands and have no regrets).

The best depiction of a metalhead in any movie or show.

You didn't answer the question you just outed ourself as a complete basic bitch.

that's the answer. Stop being weird about music, and pretending brands are your tribe.
You have a few years to do this stuff when you're a kid, and then you're expected to grow up. Same as console wars, or any kind of idol worship really.

Pick of Destiny is good unless that isnt counted.

They just wished they looked like that. They're usually fatter.

jesus you talk like a unironic NPC. please up your trolling game before continuing to post.

Metal sucks and is gay. But the real answer is they aren't made by people actually in the scene. It's the same thing with movies about punks and skinheads, they usually put surface level shit in to get the point across. Green Room was okay but I think the movies that got it right were This Is England and Imperium when he was talking to the kid at the concert.

I'm trying to help you out man. Everyone thinks you're a fucking retard if being a metalhead is still some cornerstone of your identity, past the age of like 16.
There's no functional difference between you and the Disney adult, or the guy who is still an ardent supporter of some video game console, or the guy who lives MCU and Star Wars.

Beavis and Butthead Do America is a 10/10.

I told you to up your trolling game not to double down on your faggotry. at this point I can only hope you're baiting. either way I've grown bored of you

m/ ROCK ON m/

Severe torture

Great band

SANTA MADRE DE KINO

This. Hesher was okay.

Posting "no one cares" is the most obvious sign that you do care and you're mad about it. And it's perfectly fine to care, but acting like you don't only makes you look like a retard.

It's made by people who don't know shit and only looks for meme value while metalheads making movies produce 13 y.o tier even more memeable edgy crap

Metal is for people who don't like music but desperately want something to fit into.

Metal heads are generally autistic weirdos yeah. I would have sympathy if they weren't so insufferable and if any of them actually knew any other types of music.

They are always like that. Just one shitty genre for life.

It's because many of these movies are made by non-metalheads who think all metalheads are le wannabe edgelords and badasses. You can even see lots of posts like that in this thread. In reality, only black metal fags were like that.

Holy shit this movie was good. Metal was kinda in the background because the movie was just about going deaf.

I quite like this one.

this one's a modern classic, ain't gonna lie
watch it

Excuse me?

Goblin

those niggas were prog and as such sucked pure ass. anti metal fags aren't sending their best

all metalheads are retarded stoners and/or alcoholics

Anything with ‘core’ at the end isn’t a genre of music.

tfw neither and just a normal ass dude

most metal sucks and is for alcoholic braindead losers. only metal i fuck with now is from the 70s and people would call "hard rock" nowadays like budgie or lucifer's friend. once youve heard one blast beat youve heard them all

I like metal, but I was never a metalhead. Basing your identity around the type of music you listen to is retarded. It's just another kike subversion of White tribalism.

breakcore is gud tho
One of the few electronic genres that isn't for gay ass sissies

Unfathomably based. The retard won't listen to reason though.

you are gay lol

God Tier:

Heavy Metal, Power Metal, Thrash Metal

Great Tier:

Prog Metal, Folk Metal, Symphonic Metal

Good Tier:

Death Metal, Doom Metal, Glam Metal

Meh Tier:

Black Metal, Groove Metal, Industrial Metal

Shit Tier:

Nu Metal, Metalcore, Drone Metal

Metal is to music what cycling is to transportation.

they're laser focused on the few mainstream 'rock stars' heavy metal produced three hundred years ago, when it was always a more underground thing. the people you notice wearing pantera shirts are low-iq walking paradoxes and you should pity them but keep your distance
also, sam dunn is a fucking faggot
hope this helps

all the new breakcore producers are trans

This movie was really good, OP btfo by this alone.

says heavy metal fans, not band

when /metal/ and Anon Babble unite
youtube.com/watch?v=UUFLgoDU6vc

Is this the one with Christopher Lee in it?

does pic rel hold up or nah?

no that would be this
youtube.com/watch?v=Z93SdirnzTw

surprisingly good list. knock doom metal down to meh unless its solstice or something. total meme genre

Why are you even posting on Anon Babble, an anime forum, then? Hell, why are you even on the internet? Why don't you go outside, work a 9-5 and never consume or enjoy any form of entertainment again? You know, like an adult is supposedly supposed to.

I SHED THE BLOOD OF THE SAXON MEN
youtube.com/watch?v=MC0S60Gp5rM

You're always baiting anon. No one would ever do it with you.

It's fucking dildos

It is what is tubes

Wow anon, you feel attacked huh? All over a gay pasttime that somehow became your entire personality.

What age is the limit? I wanna have the battle jacket I didn't as a teen now that I have money for it

you're not allowed to like anything on Anon Babble unless it's nazism or pedophilia

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK

There's no age limit. Some of the earliest bands are in their 70s now and still putting out better albums than younger bands.

At least metalheads have a defining personality, unlike characterless hypocrits like you. You should learn to actually enjoy things in this life instead of rage baiting on the internet like a 10 year old.

I just finished mine today as a matter of fact and I'm in my 30's. It's never too late.

How the fuck is cannibal corpse noisecore? Noisecore is shit like melt banana, its been around since the 90s

muh whole personality

That's rich coming from this board where a lot of people have whining about literally everything as their whole personality.

This is the best documentary I've seen

Hey gummo was ok

thoughbeit

Now who's baiting and ignorant?

wow, you're nuts!

None of that song is in Pick of Destiny. You're an idiot.

defining personality

Fucking americans.
Morons playing dress up != personality
On the level of the retarded women who have covered themselves in tattoos who then throw on a sun dress and call themselves "traditional" because they hit 30 and are afraid to die alone.

remember that all the people who hate metal are liberal sissies who jerk off to queen, journey, and lady gaga

movie about metal or metalheads

i genuinely dont know any movies based on either of these things

real Americans listen to Iced Earth
youtube.com/watch?v=SqvaCI5AUx0

I didn't say I didn't like anime or metal. That's not the point. The point is I'm not a "metalhead", because it's cringe.

going after Queen, of all groups

Because they never made any good music, right?
Not brutal and Satanic enough. What's even the point?

metal sucks

Because they never made any good music, right?
Not gay and liberal enough. What's even the point?

Swap glam and black

I like metal. I was listening to some of the Dio era of Black Sabbath like yesterday.
It's kind of similar to Queen, incidentally.

read the thread there's a few decent ones posted

another one not mentioned yet ITT is Metalhead. a very good movie.
youtube.com/watch?v=dyxhcNsjWKI

and the original song composed for the film is actually quite good. maybe watch the film before watching this though but it's not really a spoiler but it's just the climax of the film

youtube.com/watch?v=vRYKTyJEXJk

Lady Gaga is a genuine metal fan and she also happens to be very talented and makes some good music. I don't like all of her stuff but she has an incredible voice and is a good songwriter.

blabbermouth.net/news/lady-gaga-turns-roadie-for-iron-maiden
youtube.com/watch?v=U0Po8OV3iLc

trvke

Careful! He may also be one of those many multi-millionaires that also somehow spend all day arguing on Anon Babble!

Lol fag. Her music sucks, her voice is nasally, she has limited range, her songs are fucking terrible obvious ahit that appeals to people who like shiny loudness or are ugly and need a good cry. You have fucking terrible taste.

it's adorable how hard you're trying to sound cool
*pats on you the head*
now run off, you little fagboy, the adults are talking

literal 2025

people still debating if being a metalhead past 16 is cringe

Next you are gonna call me a sellout because I like metallica over megadeath

be Ronnie Dio

voice of an angel

be about 50 times better than Ozzy in his own band

mogs all of your shitty try-hard musicians, with his whimsical fantasy lyrics, while fronting a band called Rainbow

Based as fuck.
youtube.com/watch?v=i0txUKiXJsk

I like all types of music from all era generally, but I have always found Queen to be overrated to high hell.

If you told me they were just contracted to make generic simple music for car insurance commercials, elevators and sports half time intermissions Id believe you.
Not once have I ever thought hey Im in the mood for a queen song. None of their songs move me in any emotional direction or have anything remotely interesting going on in them.

We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions are the epitome of queen. Borderline nonmusic just saying the most generic phrase ever, played by boomers in the 80s at high achool sporting event halftimes aa fans go to take a piss or buy food as background noise. No one ever puts these songs on a playlist for genuine musical enjoyment.

I genuinely think people make a bigger deal out of Queen than they are because the singer got gay butt sex aids and died

this movie was great but the music seemed more like punk than metal

based

That is the cringiest thing I've read in a while. You are probably a kid probably so enjoy whatever awful slop you think is good right now. Try PJ Harvey's Rid Of Me or Joanna Newsom's YS or early Stereolab or a sampling of riot grrl or literally anything cooler and better than Lady Gaga.

those are like the last two queen songs I ever listen to. I quite like Seven Seas of Rhye and Best Friend.

I didn't fucking say Lady Gaga is my favorite artist, you fucking retard. I didn't say anything about her being one of the greats or anything tantamount to that. I am simply saying she is a good musical artist with a powerful voice.

I like Joanna Newsom quite a bit, much more than PJ or any riot grrl music. Never listened to Stereolab though. But holy shit you sound like an insufferable faggot. Just based on this tiny sampling of you trying to come off as eclectic is very cringe.

I always wonder what people who don't like metal listen to. Top 40s shit, mumble rap or some queer garbage like the Smiths?

I hate this actor (he's on fucking everything now), but this character was proably the one good thing in that series

Literally anything. It's crazy how much stuff is out there when you aren't locked into one genre.

you've never listened to a Queen record in your life. they have tons of great deep cuts that never been featured in films or the radio. in fact I'm positive you're the type of faggot that doesn't even listen to full records full stop.

cries about mediocre mainstream singer

elder gently shepherds confused youth to better ideas

baby cries and fails to understand and feigns knowledge, unable to rise above their child-like state in response

There is anfaggot in this conversation, but it's not me. It would be the world's #1 Lady Gaga (lol) fan. What a fucking faggot. Hey everybody! Get a load of the fucking faggot that loves Lady Gaga over here!

you're a faggot lmao

heavy metal in god tier

It’s not even a metal genre you faggot

groove that low

Yeah you’re gay

Does Rock Star (2001) count? I think that's Hair Metal tho