Why were the aliens naked? Why did they think it was OK to go streaking on Earth?
Why were the aliens naked? Why did they think it was OK to go streaking on Earth?
Humans in a thousand years will have evolved to realize nudism is based too. The only reason we can't do it en masse today is our primitive rape brains.
They were in Brazil.
WHERE'S THE HOT TUB
quivering in the bushes naked outside a children's birthday party
Woah, hey. What's uh, what's going on big guy?
Pants keep your testicles from getting snagged on thornbushes and stuff.
Nothing! I was here... It's a joke.
Laws don't apply on foreign planets
VITO YOU RAT BASTID MADAF-
Why are aliens always naked? “Greys” or whatever they’re called, the stereotypical alien everyone pictures when they think of aliens with the big black eyes and the pale grey skin are always depicted as naked in tv, films, and supposed eye witness encounters. It’s always seemed strange to me that they would walk around on an alien planet butt naked without even wearing shoes but that’s what mainstream ufologists seem to believe.
Are they naked or are they wearing space suits like the aliens in Independence Day?
schizos who believe in aliens usually aren't too big on fashion so they can't be bothered to design what aliens would wear
Wasn't the whole end to this movie that you can kill them with water?
holy water. because they are le demons. bravo shyamalan
It's weird how this is brought up in every Signs thread yet it's still a little known fact.
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Peeps in the comments are insisting that you can see and hear aliens in this scene, other than the obvious leg. Can you?
believing in aliens is schizo now
what the fuck happened to this place
there is zero proof for any aliens existing whatsoever. if you believe in things without proof you are legitimately a fucking learning impaired retard with <80 IQ
There is zero proof that they don't exist either. What counts is whether you choose to believe the evidence or not.
Oof, fucking nope. Yep there's a face there @3.25 hory sheet
The James Webb telescope found bio signatures on an exoplanet the other day actually
Sure, kid. Two more weeks until we discover life on other planets! Keep in mind we have yet to even see other animals or bugs let alone actual people.
They did find life though. They’re 99.9999% sure they found proof of life on an Hycean world. Not intelligent life obviously, but life. And it’s far enough away that it must be abiogenesis and not cross contamination from earth or anything.
holy water. because they are le demons. bravo shyamalan
Nope, just water. They mention firefighters discovered how to kill them too.
Yep...just two more weeks.
Because they aren’t biological beings the aliens that visit earth are machines
there's no proof against it, that means it's real!
yeah right, and there's an invisible dragon living in my garage.
while there may be life on other planets that doesn't mean that there are little green men roaming around
The first thing the aliens witnessed upon landing on earth was an LGBTQ2+ parade
These aliens were so dumb that they thought they could attack a species that shoots acid from its genitals.
weren't they kinda weedy too? like one of them was defeated by being locked in a fucking closet.
It's inconsistent. A wooden door is a significant obstacle to them, but at the same time, they can jump up the side of houses easily. A guy with a bat can fuck an alien up, but the same alien choked a hostile German Shepard to death.
If you're not a Christian, your opinion is worthless.
German shepards are weak
I explained this to coworkers and they looked at me like i was lying. next time they watch this they will shit piss and coom themselves on how they missed it all along.
he was killing them with just normal glasses of drinking water
shamalan movies always have twists
whats the twist in signs
oh you poor naive atheist redditor. i have a truth to tell you.
god isn't real. you'll understand when you get older, kid
They're not aliens they're demons.
The UFOs and crop circles weren't made by THEM, the UFOs and crop circles were put there by the GOVERNMENT or GOD to warn people. If they attacked without there being UFOs or crop circles, they'd have gotten away without people knowing that the disappearances were anything unusual.
Imagine going to a new planet full of alien babes and walking around butt naked. Id get off on that so hard
xoomers shit and pissed and cum their pants to this
actually they were demons
That's only grey aliens because they're degenerate nudists and like to shove stuff up people's asses. You don't see Nordic aliens pulling that degenerate crap. Not all aliens are the same.