The science teacher fucks Channing Tatum while she thinks he's an underaged student

the science teacher fucks Channing Tatum while she thinks he's an underaged student

How is this okay?

it's not ok it's NICE

It's not okay to film a sex scene where the woman isn't nude

That guy needs a skull cap to cover his balding head.

From "21 Jump Street"? I do NOT remember this scene.

I do remember the character Booker getting a spinoff from "21 Jumpstreet" where he worked investigating for an insurance company. Killed Richard Greico's career.

NICE

too ugly for the hot teacher to molest

life ain't fair bros

By then the movie was over and the cat was out of the bag

Huh? He's not bald.

Because people somehow think it's not as bad unless the genders are reversed. It's basically real life double standards. Also, it's always the kid who fucks it up by blabbing.

What happens to the jr chads and shotas these teachers fuck?
So the teacher loses her credentials, goes to jail (sometimes) and blah blah blah...what happens to the kid?
Does he have a cool story for the kids at his new school?

we should give these women raises. not send them behind bars. society really let us down

dies from high fives

Hag fetish, they spend the rest of their life chasing milfs trying to get the same thrill.

He becomes ultra popular and every girl wants to fuck him. Like that episode of Married with Children in which Bud, a loser normally, starts dating a young teacher and every girl in school is suddenly into him.

women can't be blamed for anything they do willingly or otherwise and only jokes from me can be of bad taste, you fucking chud

They're a lot.more instances of teachers not.P getting caught, so relatively the dudes are okay.

Grand Master B

20 years in jail for giving that boy what every boy in school dreams of

Fucking hell. We need a justice system reform.

Who the fuck complained about this?? I know it's not the father. I bet it was his ugly bitch of a mother.

Rape culture is real...

Hot.

Merely pretending
Unlike that woman pretending to be a girl pretending to be a woman in borat 2
Double pretending==real

It’s gonna feel good to smash these faggots’ skulls in during the purge

Which LARP festival is this purge going to be held at?

PS I'm pretty sure the author is a woman.

Poor boys, bet they are severely traumatized

If her victim were a girl and she, the teacher, a dyke, she would have gotten more leniency. 5 year old autistic girl was improperly touched by a dyke in the bathroom and the school protected the dyke. More to come!

Anon the one who wrote that was Julia Vickerman.
Hell, that post got her Netflix show cancelled. It was called 12 Forever and it was about a girl who stopped aging at age 12 but still hanged around real 12 year olds.

nurse

massive fucking deranged slut

Wow never could have guessed

Imagine winning a hockey game with your bro and then some random milf comes into your room and fucks your brains out. Wild.

Imagine being 14 and hit on by this.

What movie is that, OP?

I got laid at 14 with a woman in her mid 20s (co-worker of my mom) and it ruined me for a decade.

at first it was awesome and exciting, but in hindsight the relationship dynamic was fucked up because she started doing me "favours" to keep me quiet, and I started to believe all relationships are like this, purely transactional.

keeping it a secret was rough because I had to lie to friends and family, which damaged some relationships permanently when the story broke.
she got attention from guys her own age and I had no way of dealing with the jealousy in a healthy way (Im pretty sure she fucked other guys)
ofc she was more experienced and held all the cards in the relationships, when some people started getting suspicious, she even managed to turn my parents against me, they didnt even believe me at first, which was the worst.

the entire thing lasted only for around 6 months and she moved out of state, never saw her again.

For years afterwards, even with new relationships, I still always associated sex/intimacy with being young and innocent, I grew resentful of the tall and athletic body I grew into. It took me years of therapy to work through these self image and body issues.
All of this for some awkward fucking before I was ready for it was absolutely not worth it.

I guarantee the majority of trauma that comes from stuff like this the media circus that follows. Teenage boys want to have sex. I remember when I was in high school and all the boys were obsessed with our super hot science/math teacher.

I grew resentful of the tall and athletic body I grew into.

Almost believed you til this.

He says he suffered extreme emotional distress as a result of the alleged rape, spends most of his days sleeping, has lost his appetite and feels 'extremely f***** up.' The boy says he has since struggled with substance abuse.

nice

Nah

it's not ok it's NICE

Many such cases.

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life imitates art
because he's a fag, idk what 15 yo wouldn't want to have sex

In an arrest warrant that outlines the assault in extremely graphic detail, the boy told investigators how Von Yates had begun raping him and that they'd heard the garage door open.

But the boy says they did not stop, with Frank Von Yates then walking in and shouting 'What the f**k' is going on?' at the sight of his wife raping his son, it's claimed.

He is then said to have begun throwing objects, before branding Von Yates a 'c***' and a 'child predator.'

The boy - who told police he was a virgin when Von Yates attacked him - also claimed she'd made a sordid joke about him watching 'step-mom pornos' the week before the attack.

faggot

growing out of my twink body made me think that girls wouldnt be attracted to me anymore. ofc it's retarded but thats what I thought at the time.

literelly no one is bothered by female pedophilia
people only mention it because they want male pedophilia to be equally acceptable

lol fag

literally every one of these cases makes national news, but theres still less than a hundred in the last decade.

99% of women arent attracted to teenage boys, despite what your coomer brain tells you. these cases are flukes and men rack those numbers in a weekend

So many of these stories are married women, would never marry a teacher, I'd be genuinely worried about getting cucked by a kid

it's more because you become fixated on sex. it becomes your drug and you're just waiting for the next time your authority figures gets to have her way with you.

Don't worry dude I've never heard of a frogposter getting married anyway.

it's more because you become fixated on sex.

So just a normal male? Men having sex is not the issue, it's the lack of sex and human connection that fucks men up.

I'll meet the love of my life soon, just two more weeks

Yes, but you're not developed enough yet to really get it. It's a hormonal thing and everything you think about.

thats a funny joke

oh no

Men should be having sex on a regular basis from 15/16 onward. At least once a week.

Yknow what? I'm actually bored of soi boi faggots going on about how some female teacher fucking their 17yr old student is somehow evil and gonna ruin their development or some shit. Unless the kid is a literal faggot or the teacher is gross then there is no problem. Also what is the female teacher even gonna do if he says no? Overpower him? Lmao. Sometimes double standards exist for a reason.

Be on the lookout for this dangerous predator

I remember when 'A Teacher' came out and this board kept saying when that happens irl it stunts you emotionally and shit.

Noooo don't fuck your hot teacher, you aren't freakin' fully developed in your mental capacities!!

click article

it's actually her stepson not bio son

Ok so who the fuck cares lol

What did she mean by this?

actual jr chads and shotas wouldn't be stupid enough to get caught banging their teachers in the first place.

dyke? what a fucking waste of beauty, she needs a chastisement of a year of nonstop rape correction by an asian shota

Idk but imagine if it was a 40 year old man with little girls instead

captcha = N7CE1

They continue their lives as normal because the "rape" they experienced was just them getting to fuck a hot teacher. Which every teenager wants to do unless he is a raging faggot.

Lmao. Oh no so traumatic my hot teacher wants to fuck me and I could literally just say no and report her if I wasn't interested.

he looks like that decoy from TCAP lmao

My god can you imagine the pain and trauma those poor boys went through? It must have taken years to recover.

not the same thing. double standards are ok

And that's because they're either in the company of Cool Beans Older men, either family or family of neighbors Or friends or both.

it stunts you emotionally

Sounds plausible. What many of you seem to not understand is that this trope about a teenage boy casually having sex with a MILF and not being stunned by it eventually would require them to be a chad who doesn't care about all that power dynamic and treat such a relationship as purely physical. But that's not the case with your average neurotic Joe, who would most likely grow up into that MILF emotionally. Once she wants to break up that connection, their reality would shatter because they have neither self-awareness nor social leverage or personal resources to prevent that or move on with their childish life like nothing happened.

Sounds like a personal issue. They had their fun and it ended. Deal with it and move on. These are teens not 5 year olds.

Exclusively male company

'Cool Beans'

Gay coded.

those eyes

nurse

How do you not see this coming?

Bet you weren't ready for that adult relationship huh junior?

Bet you wont do that again huh bud?

Bet you're gonna go back to hitting that grindstone right pal?

Whose stepdad is this

Keep reading. Later on it says the teen admitted to being infatuated with her and even initiating by kissing her neck. The only reason he's fucked up about it is from the guilt of hurting his dad and because everyone in his life keeps telling him he was raped by choosing to have sex with a hot older woman.

The boy - who told police he was a virgin when Von Yates attacked him - also claimed she'd made a sordid joke about him watching 'step-mom pornos' the week before the attack.

He kissed her before that?

Chad theory explains this

be frumpy nothing special girl in school

chad never pays you attention

graduate college and become a teacher

the chad in the class you teach suddenly is flirting with you and giving you attention by virtue of you being his teacher

female brain activates

Many, MANY such cases

Incoherent babble

'Deal with it and move on'.

This is the funny thing. For every case like this that makes it to the news there are probably 100 more than never get exposed. Unless the teen boy is retarded enough to say shit about it.

would require them to be a chad who doesn't care about all that power dynamic

Why the fuck is everything about sex always about a fucking "power dynamic"? Sex is a mechanical function to fulfil a biological instinct. No teenage boy should (or does) think "boy I want to fuck my hot teacher because I really want to get into a long-term relationship and live happily ever after!" they're thinking "I want to blast a load and it will feel better inside of a hot chick rather than a tissue" they bang the hot chick, and be done. When the urge starts to rise again then the teacher should bend over and let them get it out of their system. That's what post-nut clarity is for, you have taken care of the biological instinct now go and do something productive with the rest of your day.

professional photoshoot, lighting, makeup and editing and she still looks like a bloated whore

that teenage boy is gonna have a jumpscare when he wakes up next to her on a saturday morning

Yes that is correct.

pink hair (bright colors means stay away)

manface

pbbbt

As part of his interview the teen also disclosed that he was a virgin at the time, and that he was 'infatuated' with his stepmother.

The teenager described in detail how he started kissing her neck, with Yates allegedly saying: 'I wish you were 18, because you're not old enough.'

The guy was literally trying to fuck her, succeeded, and is not being gaslighted into thinking he was "attacked" and "raped" so he feels miserable about it all for no reason.

nigger please, you fantasize about every walmart cashier that smiles at you for weeks afterwards, but a teenage boy is supposed to play pump and dump?
there are emotions involved, sex is A LOT more than biological urge

pink hair (bright colors means stay away)

What's with zoomers feeling like explaining shit in such an awkward way? Reminds me of nuSimpsons episodes where they immediately explain a joke.

Prior to them having sex, he said they had spent time vaping cannabis oil and playing video games before watching a movie together.

Still cool?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

do you only get "post nut clarity" after sex or can it happen after masturbation too?
been jerking off since I was 11 or 12 and i've never experienced this meme

Deal with it

Okay, I'm reporting her

NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT

You missed the part where you are raised catholic with strict parents that teach you to deny your natural impulses and feel immense shame over them

I'm not a zoomer and I learned it from when the discovery channel was still about learning.

What does that change about him wanting to fuck her, trying to fuck her, and succeeding in fucking her?

NTA but not all of us are actually that pathetic anon. I lost mine to a rando black girl when I was 13. Not traumatic. In fact it increased my popularity by about a million percent.

yeah uhh i'm just an easter-and-christmas catholic
so the post nut thing doesn't apply to me then?

Oof that sounds rough I'm sorry

Nice though

´friendly reminder that the the news story and the pictures are unrelated, the daily mail literally just put some OF model in there for clickbait

Some anons are raised to seek monogamy and fall in love so they can get married, then we are forced out into a world that's been overtaken by people like you

Isn't this the one where the kid replied by saying "ok"

Nah that's fine if they wanna do that. It's very gay but perfectly acceptable. Any teacher who initiates something like that is beyond retarded and is committing career suicide. Turning down free sex is very gay though.

Sorry your parents were shit and that you didn't get laid in school? Hope you get over it some day buddy.

how does doping up a minor change his feelings and behaviors toward you?

You know this is how pimps train their hoes to be loyal, right?

you fantasize about every walmart cashier that smiles at you for weeks afterwards

No, because I'm not so socially maladjusted to think that someone being polite as part of their job is a sign that we're meant to be together for the rest of our lives. I'm polite back, and at most if she's hot, I'll remember to think about her the next time I jerk off. Are you people really so emotionally deprived that a simple transaction isn't a disposable experience?
I'm not saying that sex CAN'T be emotional, I AM saying that teenagers are NOT thinking about dinner dates and long talks when staring at their teacher's ass as she writes on the blackboard. If you want teenage boys to be focusing on emotional connection and relationships outside the physical realm, then maybe they should stop telling girls that they shouldn't be putting out. Then idiot teenagers can be infatuated with each other.

they train you by doing stuff you like

ohh no the horror. bet she groomed him by making him nice meals too can you imagine the horror?

Implying he didn't already smoke weed, and he literally admitted to already being into her. Obviously she was into him, too, and was quite literally asking for it, but he ultimately took the first step because he wanted to fuck her.

ITT: pathetic rape-stunted forever halfmen, getting excited, in their 20s and beyond, about the idea of "getting lad" and "free sex"

Literally scarred for life. 15 year old me would have HATED free weed and se. Rofl.

Someone sounds jelly they never got any.

Okay I was pretty sure I was getting trolled, just had to double check. Carry on then I guess

Post nut clarity is just the absence of sexual desire. It's basically "I blew my load, I want to do something else now" if you've been jacking it to midget piss fetish videos because you've been trying to achieve a new gooning high, you may experience "post nut clarity" as "why the fuck did I find THIS hot?" or "WHY did I fuck the fat chick at the bar?" the next morning.

>Prior to them having sex, he said they had spent time vaping cannabis oil and playing video games before watching a movie together.

Still cool?

Isn't that every boys dream?

That wasn't me, and I'm not trolling. I responded to you here: Can you really not tell the glaringly obvious difference between our writing styles?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12591189/Drunk-dental-receptionist-groped-13-year-old-boy.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

A dental receptionist sexually assaulted a 13-year-old boy after she began chatting him up at random following a white wine binge.

Jade Berry, 27, was staggering through Rivacre Valley Country Park in Ellesmere Port, Cheshire, at 9pm when she accosted the child as he sat on a woodland bench talking with a friend about his forthcoming 14th birthday.

Berry sat between the two boys and began stroking the 13-year-old's genitals over his clothing before offering him sex and saying she would 'ride you till morning'.

As the shocked youngster and his friend got up to leave, she pulled down her trousers and exposed herself before passing out in a drunken stupor.

The two boys took videos of Berry before getting up to leave. She was identified after leaving her bank card and phone on the bench.

When interviewed by police, Berry exclaimed: 'Oh My God, I do not recall anything' - but was later picked out by the boy at an identity parade.

The 13-year-old, who has ADHD, said he was so traumatised by the encounter that he tried to take his own life.

At Chester Crown Court, Berry - who lives in the village of Little Sutton near Ellesmere Port - pleaded guilty to sexual assault and was sentenced to 12 months in jail suspended for 18 months.

Berry was also ordered to wear an electronic 'sobriety' tag for 120 days as part of an alcohol abstinence monitoring programme and will have to complete 35 rehabilitation activity days.

She was told to sign on the Sex Offenders' Register for ten years.

Berry had told the court she had mental health issues.

Jesus christ, talk about making something harmless into a big fucking deal.

It's in the mid credits, but then she knows the the character is a cop. OP is a lying faggot

Pleasure Island ass nigga
Lost Boys ass nigga

I wanna do something else after nutting

Oh sure, I get that all the time, except it's 'go to sleep', 'eat', or 'do it again'.

He tried to kill himself cos a drunken slag touched his willy through his jeans? The fuck...

Berry sexually assaulted a 13-year-old boy in a park before exposing herself to him and passing out

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'Do it again' is pretty unusual as a guy honestly. Unless you're still like 18.

Sounds like some funny shit you'd tell to your mates at school the next day.

Berry told the boy: 'I'm going to ride you 'til morning'

bruv

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Try to take your life because a drunk person flashed you

Jesus christ, what has happened with people. So god damn frail these days.

this isn't reddit, no one's gonna give you upboats for sticking it to the chuds

probably because of everyone else making a big deal out of it. not cause of the act. so ironically them making a big deal out of it made him suicidal

I would've literally been like "ok where is your place?" Kids are fuckin weird these days.

You're not James Bond, you're Boomhauer at absolute best and probably closer to Bill Doetree

everyone in his life keeps telling him he was raped by choosing to have sex with a hot older woman.

This behavior is going to go down in history as one of the most fucked up forms of socially accepted emotional abuse borne out of mass retardation and paranoia. Imagine forcing victimhood onto a person who isn't, neither in their own view nor by any objective standards. These are the same people who'll harp on about abuse and grooming and don't see how much of stuff like this falls under the same category. They'll preach on about morality and not spend a single second considering the kind of psychological havoc it might wreak on a person's mind who's being forcibly told to accept that they've been raped and that they're a victim. Their own voice in the issue is completely stripped from them.

An itch you can't scratch that only gets worse as you get older.

It's really not hard to understand why the double standard exists.

I'm 40 and after almost breaking my dick from death grip, I've found that at times the pre-cum part feels like a ruined orgasm, I just kept going though and shortly after I came for real.

Both of them are obviously using the "I'm traumatised" "I have mental health issues" to try and gain sympathy. If the boy was traumatised to the point of attempting suicide he and his friend would NOT have been taking videos before leaving. They obviously thought it was funny as fuck and were going to show all their friends at school. One of them probably got caught with the video and came up with the bullshit suicide story to get out of trouble for having nude videos on some drunken bitch on their phone.
The chick was doing the same to try and get out harsher punishment.
The reality is probably that she was pissed out of her mind, saw what she thought was a hot guy in the low light, and tried to get some. Also why the fuck is a thirteen year old just hanging out on some random bench at nine pm at fucking night?

Pre-cum part? You mean when you initially get horny? Or do you legit just cum twice in a row?

Kids are allowed to go outside too yknow...

I'm sorry that it was hard on you and that it wasn't just a fun fling that taught you how to be a man.
If only you had been 3 years 364 days 23 hours and 59 minutes older, you would have been a mentally, emotionally mature individual, well adjusted, with a bevy of life experience, clear goals, and a strong sense of self worth and identity, it would have been perfect.

The first one is pre and there's 'some' amount of it and then yeah I keep going til I come for real. I know it ain't two nuts, man, lmao.

Why are you gay?

I'm 35 and have always been able to cum twice in a row. After I cum the first time my dick will stay hard if I just don't let it go soft and then I can cum again. It's always been my normal routine with sex to have the girl in with make me cum during foreplay. I still fuck immediately after and cum, I just last a bit longer that way so everyone's happy.

So you're arguing to outlaw adultery and fornication, right? Cool, I'm with you

It's 9pm in the fucking UK shit would be dark. Unsupervised teenagers outside after dark are either going to be the cause or victim of some shit. That time of night a 13 year old should be at home, or at a friend's house, not just wandering the fucking streets. That's how you get fucking stabbed by pakis.

You mean because women are a scarce commodity that has to be closely guarded to prevent it from being spoiled before it can be sold to the highest bidder by the father?

Considering we didn't see this occur until after events of the film one could argue he did this after it was revealed to her that he was a cop.
It's not as hot if that's the case but it's certainly possible.

Oh I get it now. Never saw the appeal in squeezing your dick to the point where you can't feel it anymore.

How did you draw that conclusion from my post?
Are you a newfag unable to spot my Stabler reference?

Choclate cake and a gameboy

Smart kids can avoid pakis. Just never engage with them. Let kids have some freedom ffs I'm from England and we'd stay out late as teens. We have enough socially stunted Zoomers who are afraid to leave the house without creating more.

Yeah imagine pulling on your dick since about 11 or 12 and one day you're pushing somewhere in your late 30's and you wake up for the ol' hows your father and then when you're about to blow there's a spark when there's supposed to be fireworks.
Enjoy your Sunday, boss.

Smoke and a pancake?

in hindsight the relationship dynamic was fucked up

years of therapy

Yeah, that tracks. Your therapist has been gaslighting you. Therapy is a fucking scam.

Cheers mate hope you have a nice day too.

Imagine if therapists were genuine.

"I fucked an older woman as a teenager. What do?"

"Do you feel bad about it?"

"Nah not really it was hot."

Ok cya

Cheers lads. And a top of the day to you too.

Imagine getting NTR’d by your own son. What does the dad even do at this point?

Seriously. Every person I've ever known who went through therapy just ended up feeling worse about everything, feeling bad about things they never used to, and regurgitating endless therapy speak in place of any original thought.

Sex is a mechanical function

At this point, I'm not sure if that's a bait or just straight up stupidity. Humans are emotional creatures, and unless you're a sociopath or hooking up, sex is most definitely followed by at least some emotional connection. Even an adult might have a hard time shaking that off after one night stand, let alone a teenager, let a lone after a series of intercourses.

How did you draw that conclusion from my post?

You are lampooning the arbitrary age of consent, on the grounds that a birthday does not endow mental end emotional maturity, nor life goals nor experience. I agree, as would anybody. Presumably you think it would be better if all sex was had under these prerequisites? (Otherwise you're literally pro-pedo)

Are you a newfag unable to spot my Stabler reference?

If it makes you feel better, you can imagine I reposted a captioned, animated .GIF image of Christopher Evans in the role of Captain America (favorite supe BTW!) saying "I understood that reference" in his big screen hit performance. Would that make you feel more at home? (reddit)

Does that make me a sociopath by default of never having had sex then?

they snitched

what the fuck is wrong with this generation

watch Anon Babble do a 180 on this issue when they find out that most of these teenage boys were black

I started to believe all relationships are like this, purely transactional.

I'll let you in on a secret: They are

Wish I'd figured this out when I was younger. A lot of stuff would have made far more sense.

Don't pay attention to the anons making light of your experience. That is definitely bad and I'm sorry you had to go through that. I'm glad you're doing better now. But just know that there are people who have had similar experiences of being in relationships with adults when they were young, who had a very different experience of it. It doesn't invalidate your experience though, and neither theirs.

What you described in the greentext isn't too far from what actual good therapists are supposed to do in a situation like that. Even amongst therapists, they hold a wide variety of views when it comes to these kinds of situations. But a lot of the times, they can't openly express them out of fear of social backlash. Some people are really intent on pushing for the view that everyone at that age, without exception, who has a sexual experience with an adult is harmed by it, and unfortunately some therapists play into that view without leaving space for nuance or the truth.

I wont deny that there may be some teenage boys who could handle being in a relationship with an older woman, but I prefer living in a society where the law errors on the side of caution and maybe puts the legal age higher than needed to protect young people.

there are also people who can easily handle cars driving at 120 mph, but that doesnt mean that it should be legal by law for everyone.

Stop being prudes, so some teenage boys get to fuck their teachers or friends moms, good for them. So what.

Society is totally civilized

This is the peak of human culture and society in modern times

Humans are the greatest species to ever exist

the only shame is he didnt get to bust in that pussy

when a man has sex one time he is married

Our society is a failure if the government is not tracking the pedos in this thread for future evidence in court.

This soi-ciety is a failure for not assigning me a 10/10 cumdump.

You drive cars on a road that is used by other people as well. So it doesn't matter if someone could handle driving cars at 120 mph since that is directly putting others in danger regardless of whether the person can handle it or not.

Life however is different. Wanting the law to "err on the side of caution" means making it so that people aren't allowed to drive at a high speed in say, like a private air strip or on a racetrack and risk incurring punishment even in a scenario where no one is harmed.

This current approach that's already in place has devastating consequences for many people, we just don't hear about it because at the present moment in time, society is only interested in acknowledging one very specific form of abuse at the expense of other kinds. The kind that occurs at the societal level which wrongly labels some as victims of rape and others wrongly as predators and rapists. A social practice that flies in the face of what is objective truth. And that has major consequences on the lives of both of those people, especially the one who has it forcibly drilled into their head since a young age that they're a victim and were raped. But no one's ready to acknowledge that yet. So there's a kind of hypocrisy in there as well by some people where they claim to be against abuse but have such a narrow view of the concept so staunchly resistant to change, that it enables them to be fine with some lives being destroyed in some socially accepted ways at the expense of others being saved. I'm simply saying we need to care about both. Which is unfortunately a radical view to hold in the current age.

When did this place literally just turn into Reddit...

everything that is not 100% autistic rage against women, niggers or jews is le reddit

"You're like two Hardy Boys in one."

What did she mean by this?

Unironically.

There was a kid in the grade below me who was fucked by a teacher. This was the 80s so the teacher was just "transferred" and the kid was somewhat of a legend before he changed schools.
He killed himself after graduation and supposedly left behind a note saying how fucked up he was and wished the teacher who fucked him had never met him.

This sounds like the plot of an 80's coming of age movie, sounds juuuuust believable enough, kind of.

No but your post is just fucking lame and gay. Like seriously why not just post there it's not like you'll get banned for having such boring opinions.

the kids name?
Albert Einstein

I just anonymously post my actual opinions, same as you. I wont apologize for not being unhinged enough

movies are made about shit that actually happens all the time

"this sounds believable enough!"

Gee, I wonder why

Why are Americans so obsessed with sex? It's downright outrageous how their whole culture is obsessed with it...

20 years in jail for giving that boy what every boy in school dreams of

Come on, zoomers are faggots, she was very stupid to not prevent this.

They become the president of france

when the president of Italy calls your wife your old lady

I'd say its based. You fucked her already, now your legacy gets a turn at her. Give your son a high five and dump the cunt, on to the next one. He already created a son that's nearly an adult so his job as a man is almost over anyway.

The 13-year-old, who has ADHD, said he was so traumatised by the encounter that he tried to take his own life.

Why?
Why oh dear Father God why?
Why in the living FUCK do literal faggots get the experiences I can only imagine of with women then try to fucking KILL themselves over it?
Why Lord?

They're all gay, which is good. More for us bro.

I really wanted to have sex with my biology teacher. She was incredibly hot. Married though.

Was everyone that posted on Twitter pre 2012 a pedo or something

You aren't obligated to type like a faggot tho. You can just type like a normal person.

Very true friend. Very true.

law errors on the side of caution

What you want is to live under an authoritarian nanny-state where "enlightened" politicians create laws that punish people for victimless crimes. Plenty of countries like this already, choose one, buy a plane ticket and pack your stuff.

God you are some massive faggot no surprise you are a loser

Ok this is weird I'm almost 40 and I also do a pre-cum load, like way more precum than you'd think was possible, a load's worth of precum, and then I'll cum a bunch of thick cream cheese ropes that hurt my peehole as it has to open wide to release this thick cum. It is almost like my cum has seperated into watery precum and cum gobs, they ain't together no more. 2 loads is my new normal. And this other 40 year old guy. Watch out zoomies, time is coming, for your cum.

This whole thread belongs in the pit

A lot more literal faggots on this site than I realised I know.

Post nut clarity after jerking off just isn't the same as after fucking. I like looking up at the stars after I fuck my girl at night, and at the Sun in the sky in the morning. I take a deep breath, smile, and feel at one with he universe.

No, more like you make something sketchy illegal so the few who are irresponsible don't hurt other people

Plus, if you're able to do something responsibly you're able to do it without getting caught

Stop jerking off right now. Just stop. It will ruin sex for you completely. And while a vagina isn't as tight as your hand, its the best thing to fuck, its made to be fucked.

Just please stop jerkin off anon.

I'm no expert but how are they having sex with all of their clothes still on?

Why hello there Mr Kellog

It's not the 60's Mr. faggit N O O N E is gonna fuck some old bitch expecting to marry her not even a clueless 12yo

Only niggers and niglets are out after dark.

The point of the age of consent is that MOST people who hit that age are aware of the consequences of shit. Not like we can have an age that includes everyone who's able to consent while excluding everyone who isn't

It's like fucking an older woman as a teen fucks people up or something

The charisma of Jeff and the deranged wrestling mind of Matt

Only if you are already a massive faggot. Most teens don't become massive losers just because they lucked out and got some pussy before they were supposed to.

*SWANTON BOMBS U*

2/10 larp

idk seems kinda believeable, apart from the fact that he didnt mention criminal charges against the woman

they all look like the love bbc and i’m not a bbc poster.
just look at them
i thought the lot of you hated Niggers, Jews, and Spics.
This jpeg makes 0 sense if you use critical thinking for even a split second (which none of you do cause you’re retards)

We're not going to war with Iran, bud.

a vagina isn't as tight as your hand

My Chinese neighbor says otherwise.

you're gonna eat those words when the airstrikes start 2 weeks before the midterms

Introduce me. I'll loosen the bitch up.

Prior to them having sex, he said they had spent time vaping cannabis oil and playing video games before watching a movie together.

NOOOOOOOOO HOT WOMAN WHO I'M NOT RELATED TO, DON'T SUCK MY COCK!!!!

That shelf wasn’t made for that. Someone could get hurt.

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Italian here, my father, his brothers and his friends back in the 70s when they were young teens all had their first times with a couple of neighboring 40something ladies
they weren't prostitutes, weren't married, just a some lonely and nice homely ladies that took care of making them into adults
this was very common up to the 80 in Italy. Those women were called "nave scuola", training ships
everyone knew btw but kinda pretended they didn't, even the moms

If Trump does that, he's setting up the republicans to get slaughtered in the midterms.

imagine if the cituation was completely different

rightoids will easily swallow another war in the middle east when their god emperor commands it. they have already proven that they have no core beliefs but loyalty

Stop being prudes

This.

In 2009 and a teacher from my village school got pregnant. Turns out the teacher was fucking a few older students and it took like 5 ADN tests to find out which one was the father. I know the dad of the baby married another woman a few years after school and now he works for a big corn supplier in the region, another guy (the cousin of my sister's husband) who was also fucking the teacher is a welder and married with a few kids.