Are teenage girls really like this irl?

Are teenage girls really like this irl?

No. And if they are, they're fat.

the joke drags on for way too long, family guy does this all the time

How about we drag you across concrete?

it insists upon itself

I don't know, I'm a virgin in my 40's.

The criteria for attraction here is that you have a wife, and you have thus communicated that you are attractive enough to reproduce. Female attraction snowballs based on how many sexual partners you've had. You can fraud it with PUA tactics, but if you've been a virgin most of your life, you'll likely goof them.

i hope so

PUA

That shits hilarious. Those guys always look so goofy and the only other idiots they sucker are other goofs. When VH1 ran that show with that pick up artist 'Mystery', his class was all manlets and dorks lmao.

Good for you. Always admire guys with such willpower.

Willpower

Oh, you!

Teenage girls are like teenage boys but moody. They're not very different.

take up beekeeping

Black men also have more estrogen than other men which explains their behavior.

how?

That’s a thing they do when an episode runs short, like when Family Guy does a chicken fight, or when The Simpsons did the Sideshow Bob rake thing.

The criteria for attraction here is that you have a wife, and you have thus communicated that you are attractive enough to reproduce. Female attraction snowballs based on how many sexual partners you've had. You can fraud it with PUA tactics, but if you've been a virgin most of your life, you'll likely goof them.

This. Once you realize that females operate with a very shallow priority structure that is entirely dependent upon what others will perceive as value, you can see why this happens. Women basically follow whatever is the strongest influence around them, be it some aggressive thug or some random dad that others see as having value, they will gor for it. They can't think for themselves. They just look for the most obvious indication around them than an act will result in attention and approval.

Yes hebes love old cock

be diddled as a kid

always told you should be seen and not heard

not popular with girls in adolescence

not popular with girls in young adulthood

not popular with women in adulthood

the end

Ta-da

I hate incels so much it's surreal

Go on tumblr and check out the older man kink posts and you have your answer. Lots of nasty sluts have age gap kinks

So they are like king bul the bulblin in toilet princess “I follow the strongest, that is all I have ever known”

Animated teenage girls in real life? Yeah, they totally are.

I feel like you have to actually look like their dads if you’re trying to go for that. Like, you aged like shit and look 40 when you’re still 23 type shit.

It's called the "sexy sons hypothesis", and it's based on the idea that a woman's innate sexual preferences are not good enough to determine what is evolutionarily attractive. So instead of making their own decision, they look around to see what other women are in to, and they copy that, because the evolutionary risk here is that if they get with an unpopular guy, the unpopular guy's traits will be passed on to the son, and the next generation of women will not breed with the son. It's basically a self-fulfiling prophecy for any given sexual trait.

i have 9 years left to go, i'm getting there

Love big titted stacies regardless of artstyle

Not him, and not a virgin, but I’m 41, and I haven’t had unpaid sex in a little over a decade.

I don’t know about him, but I’ve got childhood trauma shit that I’ve always wrestled with, and I’ve never enjoyed “the game”, and just hit a point where I stopped even trying.

imagine raising a child and then she grows up wanting to fuck 50 year old men when she's a teenager. its just a nightmare to even think about. thats like 400 grand sunk into a slut who completely disregards everything you ever gave her. its over.

Wew suddenly glad I'm never having sex now

it's willpower dedicated to extreme anxiety, but willpower nevertheless
if you wanted to lose your virginity, you would've by now, somehow, someway. We're not saying land a wife, just sex once

sex is completely and utterly meaningless to me. i can jerk off right now, and i have tonight. serves the same purpose. its a massive waste of time unless she's a good companion and mother to your children.

That's so stupid, having your daughter be tamed by a wisened gentleman you can relate to and settle down is much more palatable than having her passed around by some juvenile crackheads bringing ex after ex after ex and their baggage into your life. It's still humiliating, having a daughter is always humiliating, but wedding her off to a stable long term relationship (of the same race) is the least humiliating outcome, and an older man is the most likely way to achieve that.

there's no marrying off your young daughter to an old man anymore, it's seen as gross and socially unacceptable. All that's allowed is for the old man to pump and dump her like a cheap sextoy.

Why do you keep posting this?
Do you enjoy making women look bad?

there's just no winning with a daughter in 2025. i'd just kill myself.

My friend is into hookers and always trying to get me to throw away my money with him.
Rather keep fucking my hand, thanks.

and that's a fine decision to make if you want, it's just important to understand that being a virgin is your choice and something in your control and not some unavoidable fate the universe has concocted for you

If youre 40 something, financially successful, why is it wrong to think of upgrading your wife to a younger one? you only get one life, why spend it loving the same woman?

Nah it's definitely the second one, not convincing me otherwise, thanks and enjoy the rest of your weekend.

nothing wrong with it. but if she stuck it out with you when you were struggling you might feel emotionally attached to her and the sexual gratification you'd get from a younger woman wouldnt be worth your existing relationship. also tastes change as you age. i started liking thicker women in my mid 30s and i was never into that. or maybe i was and just didnt know it idk

it publicly shows to everyone you messed up and married the wrong woman in the first place, at least if you try to sell yourself as a family man to others or yourself. If you're kidless and always been pumpin sluts then it doesn't matter. But don't be a homewrecker. Kids do best in a stable marriage. You lost moral permission to play the field when you chose to have kids

he coped because he was told the truth

I was fucking a 27 year old that had daddy issues and fucked a 40 something year old. I hope theres more of those out there. I really I can get girls in their 20s when im in my 40s. Otherwise might as well anhero

No it's a fantasy

Save the grindstone and fortune cookie platitudes for someone else.

As opposed to her wanting to fuck men her own age that are retarded and have no resources or life experience?

Imagine having a daughter

*Hits pipe*

how do i convince my daughter to get into a covenant marriage ASAP with a decent man?

daughters are more likely to reproduce compared to a son going trans, stepdad or incel. Daughters are just more humiliating in some ways, but having an incel or trans son is just as humiliating as a whore daughter, it just doesn't get as publicly advertised by comparison.
Having a failed child is what's embarrassing at the end of the day

Are teenage girls really like this irl?

some are
right as i was entering highschool some of the girls i knew fucked a random 20 year old.
I think one of them had some kind of autopedophilia from being abused and the other ones probably just wanted to seem cool or grown up.

be oldest son

brother married, trying for kid

sister married has two

mfw

I didn't lose my virginity until my 30s.

Everything involved in sex honestly isn't worth the effort. I'd prefer to just get a blowjob or jackoff.

The joke literally doesn't work without delayed delivery. If you were to say it's a mediocre joke and they shouldn't have bothered with it I wouldn't argue with you, but there's no way to make it short and retain any semblance of comedy.

Why does it keep getting deleted tho lol

middle school girls bragging to her friends about dating high school guys

high school girls bragging about dating college guys

college girls bragging about dating rich middle aged guys

Where do these girls keep finding these older men?

Chad doesn't care about age of consent laws, because women don't regret the sex enough to tattle on him even if he's cheating or pumping and dumping

check the thread on f95

still abandoned

its not fair bros...

Where do these girls keep finding these older men?

they are not finding men they are being found by them. they are being chosen by assertive men. are you really so passive you cant even imagine that being the case?

they put themselves out there where older men look
and I don't mean walking home or at the mall

Yes, it's true. The prevalence of ugly bastard hentai proves it. GAHAHAHA

I am in my 40s and have had sex, but it has been like 20 years

no matter how you weigh it, nurture or nature, the kids failings are mostly the parents failings.

yes, they literally see a situation, and think "How can I make this about me, or make myself feel important and like I 'succeeded' in this situation"

By fucking Summers dad she proved how much more adult and desirable she was than Summer and how 'she could get some older guy if she wanted to'

Literally how a lot of dumb bitches minds work

puts her in a catholic school girl outfit

A pedophile wrote this episode. Same as all the incest jokes

There are no longer any actions fathers can legally take to raise their daughters towards a respectable path, all modern women exist without any parental input in modern society

The "delayed delivery" happens in second 15 out of 30.

what do you mean by that anon

we're in a very strange time for humanity. and I don't mean that in terms of right and wrong and that kind of judgment. We are just objectively in a very strange place and far from how we have lived and related to each other for thousands of years. The lessons and knowledge your grandparents had doesn't apply to your life at all, in contrast to most of human history. Most people are absolutely clueless about how to properly live life in context of all the technologies we have and how they intrude on and dictate how we live our life, like it virtually being a requirement to have some kind of smartphone for example
raising children properly used to be intuitive, now we have no real proper script for how to raise children properly while coping with the demands of society, e.g. the 40 hour work week, maintaining a car and commute, student loans, small living spaces, loss of community and geographically far flung family, screens and internet everywhere etc

these kids are born with phones in their hands bro
they're putting themselves out there for the men they want to see em', to see em'
(they really are a scree-um)
*snaps fingers*

analyzing a fucking cartoon through retarded incel-blackpill brainrot

completely ignoring the spelled out actual intention

What the fuck happend in your life man?

right?

They're even worse if you have a "cool" car

Family Gay and Dick & Shorty are both zoomer garbage now

No one cares
Show is garbage and the character models are ugly

and what do you mean by that

glaring lack of media literacy right here.........................

Could be worse

why is fry-holder giving the stink-eye?

Dating someone with a "kink" for age gaps is a bad idea, an age gap isn't a kink and won't last

That's true, but there is still a way to find that intuition again. You just must develope as strong, healthy and positive attachment with the kid. This way she'll listen to you even with all the crap going in the world.

There needs to be a radical change in modern cultures back to favoring communality. This requires less time working, more free time to hang out in your city.

Many major western and asian country is going through hell, people get older and young people and adults are forced to work harder to make retirement more manageable. When the generations with largest amount of people pass away, the nature and our societies will balance thing out.

Sometimes.

Would you feel the same way about your son fucking 50 year old women as a teenager?

diddled as a kid

Not a virgin then

I get the rake thing but a Chicken Fight would be the opposite of wasting time, it's action packed. The Conway Twitty stuff on the other hand..

Can't speak for all but the 18-19 year olds at work are always flirting with me and I'm 30.

Couldn't do it though because they say shit like "daddy af" and it makes me cringe. They are hot though.

lol they really think

this cock is so much different!

just lean into it

All women are cringe, at least some are hot and fuck like sluts. Im stuck with a cringe women that doesnt like to fuck much.

I don't like Rick & Morty but you're a retard

I should do it tbf. Most of them don't stick around long anyway because they get fired for stupid shit like turning up late all the time.

seek help, loser

I've always had a milf fetish so my wife getting older makes me hornier than ever

You only think this way because of your cock
If teenage you got the chance to fuck a milf you'd take it in a heartbeat
You're thinking with your cock and women are thinking with their pusys
You are the same

Nah it's definitely the second one

What the fuck are you talking about, retard? You literally just admitted that you have a friend that would set you up with a hooker for a fee, that presumably you can afford.

We sure this isn't just the fantasy of the pedo writers?

It's a pajeet, they have a stink-everything.

Are teenage girls really like this irl?

Normally, no.... but yes, it can happen if time, space, genetics, and finances are in your favour.

thanks for the reminder, almost forgot to masturbate today

yes, being a highschool janitor is like being a breeding bull on a dairy farm

especially if you're an attractive janitor. Worked like a charm 30 years ago before smartphones and cameras everywhere

Where do you work?

seething because women find older men attractive

Put DOWN the smartphone and step away from the captcha!

hey bro, white knighting hasn't ever gotten you pussy before, it's not going to do so on Anon Babble

If you daughter doesn't wanna have kids you have basically raised fucktoy for other men.

women like guys who have some kind of productive passion

Not really. They actually hate it. They want their simp (husband) to have no distractions because that means less money and resources devoted to her. They have sex with different types of chads just so they can brag that they "fucked an MMA fighter/ baseball player/ musician/ etc" during their alpha fux phase but despise their betabux simp having any hobbies whatsoever

that was the way god made them and its why giving them rights was a farce. thanks whites for forcing your feminism on the entire world. thanks as whole lot for that. real nice. fucking crackers.

My friend thinks you're cute!

How old are you?

I then told them I'm 34

Really???

and I walked off to do my job
tard wrangling

bruv