oh no, I've seen TITS my day is RUINED
Oh no, I've seen TITS my day is RUINED
Only Elaine said that
Kramer: Hey how's it goin?
Jerry: Swallowing tongue
Elaine: "Fuck maybe i should get that boobjob"
Note how Kramer is the only one who looks at her eyes.
Because Kramer is the kind of dude that would go to nude beaches.
Real talk, Jerry and Elaine dated and broke it off and ended up best friends. How in the fuck
I love that Kramer implies that it made his day and immediately tells George
Kramer (to Jerry and elaine): can't you see that you're in love with each other.
Kramer is cucking Gerorge's mom.
I became best friends with my ex. I was secretly still very attracted to her and it would sting when I’d have to hear about her fucking new guys. Now she just checks in like every six months after we just gradually moved apart
If she was still around me every day like Elaine I’d definitely get the urge to bang every once in awhile
How in the fuck
by having the emotional capability to not be buttmad forever that they weren't compatible life partners
it would sting when I’d have to hear about her fucking new guys
If it makes you feel any better, she was specifically telling you this to humiliate you.
I didn’t feel humiliated. Although sometimes I didn’t even ask for details and she would still get into them. One time she even sent a photo of her inside her date’s house
*pushes you*
GET OUT
no
elaine was in love with jerry and jerry just loved her as a friend. This works much better than the opposite
I was secretly still very attracted to her
She 100% knew you retard she was fucking with your head for validation. You grew apart because she got bored.
Cuck
mate, you let her put you in a metaphorical cuck chair on multiple occasions.
SERENITYYYYYYYYYY!
nah, she moved to the other side of the country so it was only a matter of time we grew apart.
i wasn't dating her anymore. i sincerely think that if she knew i still wanted her that she would cut all contact with me. she did send me nudes quite often though
If this is not bait you are literally brain dead retarded
why? I didn't care that much to stop talking to her entirely. i had moved on from thinking we would ever date again
4 middle easterners
whats this arabic show called?
Might be my favourite episode because it actually gave george a justified win
Its a fictional show
I'm in a similar stint. Go through periods where we talk once every six months, to hanging out more frequently when we're in the same city. Sometimes I think she unintentionally sends me flirty things. She has some issues with the idea of permanently separating from people. At least I had the balls to tell her I still loved her once I realized it, but then she told me she was in an open relationship, which grossed me out from her.
Still get waves of that feeling of falling for her, due to memories, or little things. One time she looked at me like she wanted me to kiss her, I but I didn't
I think it was for the best
Elaine get gangbang
i love when he's crashing out when they're all eating and asking them if they're telling secrets at the dinner table
easy, big fella
Kramer's probably a military veteran living off disability, he's probably seen enough strippers tits overseas to tide him over for a few lifetimes
I broke up with my ex a couple years ago now. Her pussy drives me crazy though, there's nothing more I'm attracted to in this world than her. But she turned into a moron and things just went downhill from there.
Anyway, I've kept checking her instagram regularly since. She's become a slut. She's had at least 5 boyfriends since I dumped her, and probably fucked quite a few more guys.
I notice she will block a guy off and on and post a story with him. Then a few weeks later, she'll do the same with another guy, probably trying to make the last guy jealous.
Honestly, I'm just waiting for her to make an onlyfans. I pray that day comes. I don't know how much I'd pay to see her pussy again, or to see her getting fucked, dear lord, that would be the greatest gift of all, but I'd pay a lot.
yeah, it's tough and I know in the back of my head that it would have probably been better to just cut off all contact completely but I still loved talking to her. I think the fact that yours told you she was in an open relationship meant she was okay with hooking up with you
jerry is an ocd clean freak neurotic and elaine is a slob
kek, yeah. there is something nice about still getting nudes from an ex. i think it would be tough to see them actually fucking another guy though
this is what incels are butthurt about missing out on, and sex-havers hold over incels
grim
mate if this chick wasnt bipolar or some other mental deficiency then she was definitely doing this out of cruelty
What makes Elaine a slob? if anything George is more of a slob. he always has scenes where he has food all over his shirt and he probably sweats a lot
Reminds me of my coworker that shared an apartment with his gf after they broke up and she would bring guys over. What pussy does to a mf.
actually idk i just had that impression from her personality and often the way she dresses
remember she eats the 80 year old cake and dances like a retard?
what getting pussy does to a mfer
The real truth is normalshits are less impressive than robots, they're just the majority do they don't think about it.
Because thinking isn't the normalscum strong suit
this wouldnt happen in japan
Every time I think my life isn't going well I read shit like this and realize that as bad as things get at least I'm not this pathetic.
I've been good friends for two years now with an escort I hired once. Not the same premise but we just got along really well.
how come gorge didnt get a big boner?
reminds me of a friend of mine splitting with her husband but still living together. she'd bring guys over and blow them in the room next to his. sometimes she'd text him and asked if he could hear it. she insists that she wasn't "cucking him" and that they aren't poly though
do they only reference a boner when his dick moves from the massage and then from the fruit? i guess "taking it out" was too. they never reference big dicks once though, only shrinkage
My headcannon is eventually they get back together for good.
your life can certainly get worse trust me
they were teasing that they were going to tell each other that they loved one another when the plane was going down but i think it was just to fuck with the audience.
according to this thread if Jerry still had feelings for Elaine the entire time, he was a cuck for hanging around while she fucked Puddy every night
Man your existence is a sad one
it would be tough to see them actually fucking another guy
Not in this case. Would have absolutely destroyed me when we were together. I fully understand why people become homicidal when they get cheated on. But now that I've dumped her and have no desire to even speak to her, I couldn't care less. There's just something about her body that's always turned me on more than anything else. I can't explain it.
haha actually the way she told me it was like she was putting me down. She knows I'm not into that shit...well anyways I still do talk to her and she tells me how much she misses me. But I just have no interest in her lifestyle. But yea those feelings will still be there regardless. I really dont think men and women make for good friends. There's always that element of sexual tension. Even in married women who are well settled.
I thought the same thing about my ex, but I think its just because I lost my virginity to her, and vice reversal. She was just really tight and still had hymen. probably has a normal vagina by now.
true, that's the same deal with my ex. i realized i was only attracted to women with similar bodies to her after and sometimes the porn i'd watch too. her randomly sending me nudes when she's sleeping around years later didn't make me feel weird at all
Pair bonding is real shit
There's something about the physical presence of another women who is in some way sexually involved with you. Its like I can still feel the sweat of my ex on my skin after all these years. That being said I know its silly chasing that high
hey this thread turned out pretty good
that's rough bud, a similar situation i got myself in a couple of times w the same broad, thankfully the solution is quite simple, you just get yourself an hotter gf
no it didnt. it turned into the usual boohoo blogposting faggotry
My favorite is when I forget the circumstances but jerry kinda goes happy crazy and proposes to elaine and lays out all the rational reasons why they should be a couple.
I'm 35 the only will they wont theys I ever cared about were elaine and jerry and Sam and Diane. And I didnt watch cheers consciously until my 20s
Not the same premise
no, not at all the same, and i have no idea why you brought it up except to (sadly) brag about how you are friends with a whore.
yeah well it's better than the unashamed shilling and engagement farming the board is usually occupied with, this is at least organic and hits close to home, unless you're a fucking nolifer virgin
she's a good friend :)
I became friends with a few OF girls that would talk to me constantly and feel like they genuinely were interested in me. the alarm bells would go off when they'd randomly ask me for money but when i turned them down they'd just continue talking to me as usual. i don't get it
you're chatting to bots, bro.
to be fair jerry is the kind of ocd freak to hate tits unless they're absolutely perfect
sorry, I realized i fucked up by saying OF girls like i was talking to them on that site. I became friends with them outside of that and they just so happen to do OF.
Pair bonding is real shit
No, no it isn't.
His mother was hospitalized after seeing him masturbating, so indirectly there.
I was talking about 4 chan
i'm happy for you anon :)
a couple of random mentally ill cucks means that I'm actually doing great
keep coping, incel
they weren't compatible life partners
But they were
oh, kek. honestly i thought you were referring to me talking to women on OF and thinking they actually liked me when they just hire agencies to yap away to people until they give them money.
In the widescreen DVD version of this episode, you can actually see her front for a split second when she walks off set and you can see that she's in fact wearing some kind of front-only top.
honestly, good on you, bro
something similar happened between me and a camgirl
jews tease us with bare breasts
they're not even truly visible
fuck man these people are evil beyond comprehension
you can see her actual tits in Magnolia. that actress has always been pretty attractive to me even though she's a complete mess in that movie