Weapons teaser trailer

Is the story a metaphor for school shootings?

Thats it???

Looks like some retarded M night shamalanadingdong shit

I didn’t see any weapons. I fell let down.

It dem ayyliums.

Uh, it’s more like an analogy for alien abductions

Holy shit all the topic comments are literal NPCs

You're special

Barbarian was fucking terrible and Zachs best work was Gallon of PCP

It's guaranteed going to be a metaphor for the trans experience, the alt-right pipeline or some other rubbish
It 100% will not be some kind of kino modern pied piper but he's an alien or something

meds

It literally, GUARANTEED will be though

Last act of Barbarian shits the bed, really dumb and poorly directed (which is weird, most of the film is well done, but the last third feels completely rushed), hopefully this is better.
It is supposedly structured like an ensemble Altman movie which is interesting for a horror movie. The title makes me think it's gonna be some government MKUltra experiment on children thing, but also the title of Barbarian barely made sense so it might really be anything.

most of the film is well done

dude airbnb

dude mutt protag

dude this actor guy is meant to be evil because of knowledge outside the film, so if you don't know who he is then he's just a bit autistic and nothing happens

dude random jump cut to justin long

dude anti-white inbreeding shiiiiet

Upsets me how so many new horror films could be good if not for the fact so many are blatant metaphors for mental illness, abuse, racism, etc. And not even good metaphors really. Just blatantly hitting you over the head with what the monster/horror force is an allegory for.

it will end up being an analogy for autism

I fucking hate this trauma horror trend

Agreed. The ending really pissed me off. Also the whole scene where the homeless black guy in the church says "she won't come in here I've been here for X amount of years" and she just breaks through and kills him was cheesy as hell. Would've been cooler if it showed her stalking outside of the church afraid to come in and then starting the place on fire or something to draw them out.

It's been a trend for a long time. Check out The Other.

he really killed trevor so they'd let him make dogshit horror flicks?

If there's one thing I think about almost every day at least for one second is that I wish Trevor Moore was still alive

I thought I would hate it but the first half was actually good. I liked the second half as it’s own thing but it wasn’t what I signed up for.

Zach talked about writing this movie on a WKUK stream shortly after Barbarian and said it was like Magnolia but horror

what should it be? just a straight story about some faggot in a hat playing a flute?

It should be about something crazy, an alien invasion messing up the beta waves in childrens minds, making them slaves or some shit
Literally anything except for what it'll actually be, which is some retarded metaphor for some current political or social garbage

Sounds like the old sci fi novel about children developing psychic powers and abandoning earth, leaving the remaining adults sterile and suicidal.

Your idea is even dumber, the bitch was a feral inbred monster. It was meant to be cheesy cause Cregger was trying to do the Peele thing where the horror is taken seriously most of the time but there's random comedic shit in it. I would say it's Sam Raimi, but Sam Raimi is more obviously comedic, the wave on which Cregger is riding is more like "post-irony" shit where the line between horror and comedy is blurred. That doesn't excuse that the last act is just poorly filmed and edited.

Warner Bros are cooking

Is someone forcing you to watch them?

pretty much. he was always the wokest member of twkyn

that sounds dope, worth a read?

heh dude it's LE IRONY you don't get it

You, Andy Kaufman, Jordan Peele, Sam Hyde and Zach Cregger are fucking faggots that ruined the world

me too bro, me too
Sam and Timmy seem more annoyingly woke than him these days

Sam and Timmy are by far the wokest ones of the group, Zach is very woke but he still has an edge on him like Trevor did, that's what I always noticed, the other guys don't have that

Why doesn't Zach just do a full theatrical release of the Grapist
TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPE YOU FOR DECADES AND DECADES

GRAPE THOSE KIDS, I LOVE IT

I have avoided rewatching WKUK sketches since Trevor died but I recently saw that again and I can't believe how funny it is

I saw this trailer in theaters after taking a 100mg edible. It was all I could think about. Is this a true story?

why are chuds so addicted to their own outrage that they literally fantasize about scenarios they could be upset about

Are you genuinely unaware of the concept of pattern recognition

Childhood's End?

was meant to be cheesy cause Cregger was trying to do the Peele thing where the horror is taken seriously

It was predictable what was going to happen and makes no sense that the homeless guy survived there that long when she could simply come in the church and kill him.

Looks good. I read the synopsis and

Pedro Pascal

AAAAAAH GODDAMN

He's not in the movie because he was making Fantastic Four and got replaced by Josh Brolin

But that's only one weapon

Barbarian fucking ruled, I don't care what you fags say

lmao no primer in the round on the left. If only Baldwin could do that he would be one Denny’s trip richer.

the point is that these are getting made instead of good ones