Svengoolie Thread!

What the heck is Svengoolie?

Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on Anon Babble get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHT'S MOVIE: Willard (1971)

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Willard (1971)

IMDB: 6.2/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT: 38% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

Director: Daniel Mann
Stars: Bruce Davison, Elsa Lanchester, Sondra Locke

Synopsis: A social misfit uses his only friends, his pet rats, to exact revenge on his tormentors.

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You boys have no idea how hard I'm going tonight.

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MY BODY IS READY!

You boys dont know how big Im going tonite

you have no idea how moderate i'm going tonight

I go bi toni

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You boys dont know how big im going tonite

You guys don't know how much I'm going to sleep before svengoolie starts tonight because I'm an old grandma

I'm going big with meat and pasta. Meat and pasta good. Beer good too.

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not animal style

kys you’re self

MY BODY IS READY

The sevens have it.
It's never been more over. Also, what's this about a movie?

Part of me thought OP wouldn't keep posting these since Anon Babble was lost and came back

PRAISE THE LORD

Last week's ending tag
Some people actually believe 1 out of 3 people could be an alien, so if 2 people are around you now - watch out!

very nice. impressive

oy vey!!!!

"Where's the beef?"

Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it.

Y'all don't know how big I am going for tonights airing!

You fags really need to learn to cook your food before you eat it.

Ive been slowly drinking less
I hurt myself
switched to thc drank

And now, a tour of fast food jingles!

We have the meats!

We have the meats!

Where's the beef?

Genuinely missed this thread last week, my body is ready for svenkino

It loses something without the camaraderie. Reduction from a 15 minute post wait helps too.

Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
It's good to be back

Doesn't look very kosher.

Welcome back friends

I have it playing in the living room but reception is choppy so far

CASH A CHECK
GET BIT BY A RAT AND WRECKED

They look really underdone. No one will believe they were even in an oven.

Subtle.

I want the gorgeous Gwen tonight

Is it a double-header?

Sadly I think not. We go straight into the cruddiest Saturday night schedule conceivable. There isn't a single decent show all night.

Trek and Kolchak are hardly worse than some of the movies shown, even after seeing them the 10th time.

Wife made a nice veggie beef soupe and some fresh toasted/buttered French brode. Was eatin and ejoyin.

Trek and Kolchak are certainly the best of it. I'm all for rejiggering the lineup

no batman??

I don't get this stuff.
Why don't you just watch horror movies?
Why do you need some forced meme personality to introduce it first?

They are the absolute best biscuits.

Did you really look at the state of this thread and expect an actual answer?

Nah, that charm is long gone.

Look, dude. Just tell us your body is ready or how hard you're going tonight.

you aren't wrong.

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My body is hard?

I'd like to see the relative sales numbers of mugs of Sven, Gwen, Nostalgiaferatoo, and Imp.

Fascist Stooges seem alright.

Sven adds stuff - song, info, background on actors/actresses, jokes etc