In The Last Battle, Susan is conspicuous by her absence. Peter says that she is "no longer a friend of Narnia"...

In The Last Battle, Susan is conspicuous by her absence. Peter says that she is "no longer a friend of Narnia", and (in Jill Pole's words) "she's interested in nothing now-a-days except nylons and lipstick and invitations." Thus, Susan does not enter the real Narnia with the others at the end of the series.

No wonder they didn't finish these movies, jesus christ lewis

Fuck you bitch, you don't get to go to Heaven.

this girl's gigantic titties meant a lot to me back in the day

Imagine the trauma of losing your whole family to a train crash, then getting to burn forever in Hell afterward because you liked lipstick.

Ladies and gentlemen: the Christian mentality.

The Creator designs and creates you.

Gave you sexual urges.

You manifest those urges and go after boys.

That's wrong! Go to hell! You won't be in the story anymore, bitch

theyre not that big

If I followed my "God given" urges I would slowly twist your head off after raping your mother in front of you

they are in my memory

Like I get Lewis’s message about retaining one’s innocence…but at some point kids have to grow up. There is no option for growth in narnia since there arnt any people there. Had they not found the wardrobe at the end of the first movie, they would have died as fully grown adults who had never experienced the desire for sex, because literally every option in Narnia is either beastiality or incest. Sinful behavior that’s Hell worthy. So Susan makes the only sensible option and chooses to become an adult.

she's interested in nothing now-a-days except nylons and lipstick

Can you imagine?

Literally meet Jesus

Decide to reject him anyway

What did she expect?

qt

I remember them being gigantic too, anon. Belieb in your memory.

honestly i do as well
weird mandela effect

If you look her ul on AZ Nude there are pictures of her in a bath, that show them to be quite sizable. Not enormous, hulking great jugs like, say, Kaho Shibuya or Kelly Brooke, but still bigger than the average Hollywood actress.

DSL

meet jesus, have a good time being queen of narnia and shit

go back to normal life in shitty 40s bongland and have the fucking nerve to wear nylons and lipstick

banned from heaven forever even though the bible doesn't even say that's a rule

Pride and Lust are literally two of the top 7 rules

which rules are those?

literally 7 deadly sins
break two of them
go to hell
???

literally 7 deadly sins

not actually in the bible

Imagine how much worse the punishment would have been if she was obsessed with cock and not just wearing lipsick and tights.

"She's interested in nothing now-a-days except nylons and lipstick and invitations."

"I don't see what that has to do with anything."

"Do you want me to spell it out for you Lucy? YOUR SISTER IS A WHORE, SHE A PERVERTED HARLOT WHO GETS A TRAIN RUN ON HER EVERY NIGHT. SHE. IS. A. SLUT. Therefore she's not getting into my pure and chaste version of Heaven."

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n-not my bible!

Sorry buddy, I didn't make the rules.

why would a lion care about someone wearing nylons anyway

She was hot back when she had hairy forearms.

They're not the quote is about how Susan is going around having premarital sex

doesn't jesus forgive

She's become an Atheist(Ignores Narnia) and whores around(Cares about nylons, lipstick and INVITATIONS) as such she is doomed to hell

christcucks believe this, but in reality christ hates sinners

the real Narnia

I never was big into Narnia lore, what's the difference between real Narnia and Narnia in the movies?

INVITATIONS

what's she inviting them to

her wet teen cunt

She's getting invitations from men where she proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with them

her fat hairy asshole

yeah my sister is too busy with her new boyfriend to make our last session, she says sorry

FUCK THAT WHORE HER CHARACTER IS GOING TO HELL

Was Narnia just a DnD campaign?

Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks anon

God, I missed this place.

they are good tits but they are not and never were huge. what happened was, you noticed her above average sized breasts when you were a horny teenager and spent the next 10+ years being a based booba enjoyer and now when you see pictures of her you misremember that her tits were bigger because you've been greasing your weasel to increasingly more stacked titcows over time and you just assume that anna was equally stacked. same thing happened to me, many such cases