It’s over
It’s over
You’re mocking me, aren’t you
Never watched 4, won't watch 5. It ended perfectly in 3.
oh no no no
ANON LOOK AN ALIEN
Literally and irrefutably this.
why are you saying this is gonna flop? this isnt gonna flop. stop implying its gonna flop. surely this wont flop right
What if early 00's was a girlboss..... and finds a nigger?
Are they just gonna retread the same plot from 2 but with Bonnie this time? I like Jessie, but they've definitely run out of things for her to do. The "can't be in a box without having a panic attack" thing has run its course.
Why are they still making these the only good one was the first
Pixar totally shat itself after Lassetter was fired for false sexual harassment allegations, they've been making bomb after bomb originals and looked really bad compared to Disney Animation, unfortunately their sequels do well, so they're going to keep churning this shit out unless it starts to fail like the DCU
Pixar went to shit well before that. Basically when Brave came out their quality went to shit and they just released sequel after sequel. Coco is the only good thing they've made in the past 10 years
from what they've revealed, it seems the movie will be about:
kids no longer playing with toys, but spending time on a tablet
an evil buzz lightyear army
jessie as a key figure
it sounds lame as fuck
Fuck 3. It ended with 2.
toy story 3 was when it was over
fuck this entire toyslop series. it never even started.
honestly it should be about Andy now in tremendous college debt learns the value of woody and hunts him down. Include a scene where he finds out that bonnie lost her and didn't even give a shit about woody, the toy she guilt tripped him into giving away and thus strangles her
I would totally watch if that were the case
Good. Toy Story 5 being bad will delegitimize Toy Story 4 further. Toy Story 3 is the last movie.
Better Jessie than fucking Bo Peep.
You mean like the third one where he just walked up to a stranger's house and then asked for permission to be left with a 4 year old girl alone for a few hours?
goy story 5
Home improvement guy?
goy story past 2
Why would you do this?
more best girl
That's supposed to be a bad thing?
AHHHHH NOOOOOOOO THE WEST HAS FALLEN
I
CANT
BREEEEEED
same, and Tarantino has my back on this
They know what the fans want. Now they only need to introduce a new character, who's a jar.
SPBP
4 is genuinely awful, I wish I hadn't watched it.
4 was fucking horrendous girlboss shit
hard pass
thats... not what happened
oh? If you thought that was terrible then you haven't seen the shitshow that was lightyear
Lightyear > Toy Story 4
Don't @ me.
Jessie is now owned by a pervert who coats her in cum every night
b-b-but how? Lightyear is genuinely one of the worst movies ever made. Its a movie with a message telling the audience to stop thinking for yourself. Its a movie with a protagonist whose an antagonist because the movie need to lecture you about behavior. Horrible plot twist. No interesting characters the cat and old lady are kind of amusing but frankly only because everyone sucks. In what way is it better then 4?
Correct. I did not watch Lightyear. In fact, Toy Story 4 was the last Pixar movie I watched and I knew they'd never make a good movie again afterward.
The first is genuinely all you need. 2 was fan service shit.
Well yes her male counterpart left and focusing with the loss this big AGAIN will cause substantial mental harm and "HELP ME BUZZ IM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK!"
It should be about Andy meeting up with older Bonnie in the future and after finding out she "lost" woody he gets angry and corrects her
4 really was pretty bad. They made so many bad choices. First, the time between 2 and 3 was 11 years, so Andy is at least 10 years older. The time between 3 and 4? 9 years and Bonnie is the same age. Also Bonnie is over Woody now. And introducing all these new concepts to the life of toys and their ability to interact with humans. Just..... blergh.
but spending time on a tablet
andy get ipad
More Jessie dolls will be released
Oh good my current one is in the corner with so much semen that I can't peel her off the floor.
KEKED
Disney goyslop doesn't belong here
Obvious bait. But this gives me a chance to rant about how bad that movie is. Like someone else said, the moral of the movie is “don’t be independent, don’t think for yourself”. It’s a hideous movie with washed out browns and greys. Every single cast and background character is brown or black except for Buzz who is the only white male in a brown and black world. Including kissing lesbians in a movie made for small children? Buzz lighter is something that 3-5 year olds like, and there is no kissing on the lips in any other Toy Story movie. Bo Peep kisses Woody off camera but you just hear it. Lighthear is the most obvious piece of propaganda I have ever seen. Made in the peak woke era. It’s absolute peak woke insanity with how obvious the far left ideology is at play. The lone white man needs to learn to work with minorities, the villain of the movie IS the same white man, only old. An old white man is the villain. The entire world is browns and blacks. The color pallet is shit colored. There is no action scene that even comes close to the intro of Toy Story 2. It’s honestly incredible how bad the movie is. Thanks for giving me an opportunity to rant about that piece of shit.
It ended perfectly in 3
Manchild/woman taste