Without sounding upset, how do you respond?
Without sounding upset, how do you respond?
fake my own death and live in the sewers
I have bone spurs, sweetie.
Jokes on you, Im not going to Vietnam I have...*checks notes* ... bone spurs!
It's a shame we never saw her bare sweater puppies
How does it feel to fail your manhood, to live a coward, to die a thousand deaths before your body does?
COWARDS DIE IN SHAME
Tell he I'm running for president in 50 years so I won't have to go.
I go, and I waste the whole fucking village.
feels good man
Great, no I get to kill some babies aswell.
Better than falling into a spike pit a thousand miles away from home and the only thing you get is your name added to a long list on some stone
She's got them hefty hangers
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
I saw her irl at a outdoor music festival in California. She was wearing a long red dress and her tits seriously looked twice the size of her head. It was amazing. I had to choose.. follow her around and maybe talk to her, or go do coke in the shitter with my buddy. I did coke in the shitter
You tell me
Feels great to not have my skull turned into some commie jungle ape's drinking cup.
Fakest shit I've ever seen
We should make another Ratatouille thread. Those tend to last longer than any big booba actress thread, janny is a tranny.
Do you think you can compel me to die for Israel with rude words?
How does it feel to fail your manhood, to live a coward, to die a thousand deaths before your body does?
This doesn't work anymore. We aren't dying for retarded nonsense wars.
It's impossible for a white feather type movement in the current year. Just ask her "Why don't you go fight?" and see what happens.
you first
It's impossible for a white feather type movement in the c-
What if I were to tell you that you could buy 50 Nintendo Switch 2's with just the signing bonus for the armed forces? We're not woke anymore :)
I’m a convicted felon, hon. Now come sit on daddy’s lap
IT GETS BETTER
Me neither, it's five dollars there for a blow job
im not a russian peasant who shits in an outhouse
you can't do a putin and flash 5 grand in my face to convince me to die screaming in a ditch
coal
We're not woke anymore :)
Trolling the US Army Rangers recruitment site was the funniest shit.
lol all of them were draft dodging fags
She was in the right btw
To anyone reading this retard's post, they will do everything in their power to deny you the bonus your recruiter promised you.
t. Rakkasan
I grab her by the shoulders and I dig my fingers into her soft thick mommy arms and violently motorboat her and lick and kiss and sniff her neck like an animal while dryhumping her leg. I cum just from that into my pants and it stains through the fabric and wets her dress, and she fights me and hits me and calls the cops and I get arrested and go to jail for sex assault.
Didn´t you watch Taxi Driver? It was clearly not worth it.
Hooray for third wave feminism!
I did coke in the shitter
That is why no one will remember your name
tfw no uranium poisoning
not your personal army faggot
Should've atleast asked for a photo so you could jerk off to it later
I love how leftshits went from VIETNAM BAD to VIETNAM GOOD ACKSHUALLY all because Da Orange One was smart enough to not be drafted into that bullshit.
I would probably ejaculate on the spot, I think Christina Hendricks is a super hot mommy type.
imagine the smell
Warmongering neoliberals that supported the 2003 invasion of Iraq and booed Michael Moore are not leftists or "leftshits". All your political enemies are not the same person.
No one should. I am not worth remembering.
get ahead in the office based entirely off of how bombshell sexy you are
as time goes by get increasingly mad that the men only ever talk about how bombshell sexy you are and how they want to have sex with you
Joan was kinda retarded tbqh. No wonder she seethed so much about Peggy.