Doug loses his journal

Doug loses his journal

Roger is the one that found it

Returns it but makes a joke about how he can't even read it because of how shitty and illegible it was

This guy was more based than I remembered. Roger probably could read it but just didn't give a FUCK what was in the journal. Roger could've just burned it, defaced the interior with his own notes making fun of Doug or just not even return it at all.

Roger probably thought Doug was super conceited for even thinking he would.

Didn't you just post this like 2 days ago? Were those replies not enough?

OP is a Doug who thinks he's a Roger.

show teaching a generation of boys that it’s ok to be a cuck

Dude, he posted it this morning too!!! How much discussion does this fucking random episode of a cartoon require??

that was most of the children's programming of the 90's and early 2000s if you really payed attention. I presume it's still like that. Doug just made it way too obvious to the point that not even a stupid kid would like the character at all.

The Holocaust didn’t really happen

Doug would never say that

It's a bot.

ww2 didn't happen.

The whole Doug and Patty thing is the result of Jim Jenkins wanting to rewrite his teen years. The entire show is based around cuckoldry

It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’

So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available.

I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?

So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’

And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

Doug was a soft onions boy. He needed to be bullied. Roger did his best to make him a man of substance.

Most of it is exaggerated

Bots fucking everywhere, on every platform now.

>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

Funniest shit I've read in a week, thanks.

>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening

What if he blacked out and murdered them?

Did she think he was gay or something? Assuming he's not making it up, this is one of the most bizarre stories I've ever read.

Sometimes people forget shit from indifference. He forgot it because of the realization that Chad Bully is fucking his crush. He really should have committed suicide after that.

make self-insert show

still make yourself a gigantic loser

Based or cringe?

So, no, they didn't end up together in the end, and neither will Doug and Patti Mayonnaise.

However, it's not all bad news for Doug. He has this friend of his, a girl, who he’s always pouring his heart out to about how Patti’s killing him.

And naturally, I guess maybe it’s a little predictable, but that’s the one. That’s the one he’s comfortable enough to bear his soul to in his next phase of life, that he discovers he’s in love with and didn’t even know it.

Well he found someone to take pity on his sorry ass at least

do you think he showed up to her house with his underwear over his shorts, belt on head, and a cape?

This is like the 4th doug thread I've seen in the past few days. it's some autismo manchild who doesn't realize that Anon Babble exists.

He was posting the same thing on Anon Babble. We got good discussions out the first time but can we talk about other moments in this show now?

Why would anyone admit this?

weak men usually seek pity.

both

>‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’

there's nothing bizarre about this at all.

And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’

And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

I'll say this much: Jimmy knows how to tell a good story. Wew lad.

Has anyone ever tracked down the real Patti and asked her why she didn't go for him, or what she thinks about his unrequited pining?

Tracking a guy down you haven't met in years and calling him over for dinner is utterly bizarre behavior from a female, especially if she doesn't even want to fuck him.

3rd times a charm, eh OP?

She may be actually stupid enough to think he was her friend and not her simp.

It's a bot.

Probably just an uncreative idiot stuck in a sperg loop, copy pasting from notepad

especially if she doesn't even want to fuck him.

She probably was thinking about it but changed her mind after seeing him in person

Roger was only acting out because he was molested. It's heavily implied.

Roger life good karma due to deeds working through hardship let me see you start with trailer home and end in mansion doug never lived in mansion?

Tracking a guy down you haven't met in years and calling him over for dinner is utterly bizarre behavior from a femal

It's really not bizarre, just uncommon