Millennials used to goon to ringtone commercials

Millennials used to goon to ringtone commercials

The one in the blue leotard is Matt Smith's sister.

It's called being straight, you wouldn't understand.

no we had shit to do we jerked off and went on with our day not gooning for 16 hours because zoomer life is miserable

Doesn’t that kind of outfit hurt their clam?

That's a music video thoughbeit.

zoomzooms can't even get their dick hard

he didn't use all his monthly phone credit to pay for a tiny 240 x 240 dimension 144p softcore porn video that lasted 30 seconds and beat yourself raw to it

ngmi

In Europe, we constantly got those Jamba/Jamster ringtone ads featuring Call on me.

me? i prefer swimsuits over leotards

Zoomers and zoomettes are addicted to AI porn. Girls in particular are super into AI chat bots

goon

There was no gooning about it, you got in and you got out in 30 seconds, and you were grateful for it.

Why aren't we getting these kind of music videos anymore?

youtu.be/qetW6R9Jxs4?si=_5Nl2XeBEDroFog3

for me it was

youtube.com/watch?v=-ScjucUV8v0

Yeah. It got the job done. So what?

Better than gooning for hours to the point where you literally feel your brain hurting. Good luck with that, pal.

watch any south american pop videos

The only person still making music videos these days is Weird Al.
And the Dance With the Dead guys I guess.

Was putting the guy in a video clearly meant for teenage boys to jerk off to bisexual programming?

Zoomers when there's a traditonally hot women in a movie

fucker, I had to fap to magazines and late night soft porn before we had internet at home. it wasn't much but it was honest work

not casting yourself as the only guy in a room full of sexy women dancing to your song

ngmi

have a friend that does music for a living, everyone still does music videos for youtube. most people hate having to do them and wouldn't if they had a choice but for whatever reason it's good for promo still, catches the algo, people click for tumbnails etc.

u goddamn right
youtu.be/a0fkNdPiIL4

watching MTV for hours with your dick out semi hard...juar so that you can quickly jerk off to a Madonna, Britney Spears or Christian Aguilera music video

You young hotheads have no idea how ot uaed to be.

MTV is now a pathetic shell of its former self, and competing with Bravo, VH1, and Vice for being the shittiest network in existence.

I surely have jerked to this as a teen. My fav was that one Christina aguilera vid also pussycat girls

now "call on me" is stuck in my head

bro I'm a millenial and when I was young I had the underwear section of cataloges.

song/video that defined billions of people
youtube.com/watch?v=hiP14ED28CA