Florence Pugh goes full girlboss in the opening scene to Marvel’s Thunderbolts*. (This is real stunt work, btw, y’all).
This gave me chills.
MARVEL RELEASES OPENING SCENE TO THUNDERBOLTS*
Why doesn't she just lose some weight
Florence Pigshit
I HATE GRAY MOODSLOP
I HATE GRAY MOODSLOP
I HATE GRAY MOODSLOP
I HATE GRAY MOODSLOP
I HATE GRAY MOODSLOP
Your masters produce the girlboss slop and you spread it online for people (men) to see and hate. Subversive warfare.
A fat middle aged woman with a pudgy face
Yeah this will sell our superhero movie
If she lost about 50lbs she'd be perfect
Actress walks off a ledge onto an obvious pad right below the frame
Cut to tiny stunt actor from 1000 feet away on the grayest day in Southeast Asia you've ever seen
Cut to actress dismounting with a parachute in what looks like a completely different building
??? is this what Marvel considers good filmmaking? Compare that to TDK it looks like pure garbage
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is this what Marvel considers good filmmaking
when was good filmmaking ever disney's intention? all of their movies look very poor.
They've been marketing this movie hard as a "prestige" marvel movie, going as far to highlight their Letterboxd-core crew creds, with an ad with the title "Absolute Cinema" (obvious reference to the Scorsese meme)
there is something wrong with me
yeah, you're fat and you're doing a really bad fake russian accent
It legitimately looks like a made for netflix movie that nobody is going to watch.
A new low for Marvel slop
they were originally marketing it as a zany comedy caper but they're clearly panicking and trying to change direction, maybe because daredevil is flopping
Going to see it Opening Day, so I'll avoid the early preview. But I just wanted to say, when a film releases the first act online for free... it's never a good sign.
And yes, Pugh did her own stunts, she's like a female Tom Cruise.
that completely shift in tone from her character in Black Widow
LMAO
I want her to go full girlboss on my balls bros
florence eugh
A marvel movie with its own visual style? Personality? Am I back in 2016?
I don't even care if she's fat now, i've loved this little piggy since Little Women and would marry her.
The avengers aren't coming
No shit, I literally don't remember the last time we saw the avengers together
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Tracking lower than Brave New World
she was really cute in 'macbeth'. and the male character is played by the Shogun white man actor who is here playing an ambiguous colored man. lol
If you're still watching mcu films or tv shows you are a faggot. There is simply no other alternative.
advertising the cinematographers and composers in a major trailer is one of the coolest things yall have done in a hot minute
I'm America (legally) and I think, how do you call them? english Rose's?
I marry both one to cook and one to clean. Praise allah for english Rose's.
I'm America
You'll never be American esl.
Why does she insist on doing Russian Accents? Scarjo didn't do one and nobody cared
Actors are insured and those companies do not allow them to put their lives in danger. As someone who has been in a controlled freefall off the top of the tallest structure in Vegas, I can understand why Pugh loves heights. Danger gets her wet.
we want the A24 audience
Movie is color-graded (annoyingly over-tinted) a shade of piss then tinted blue.
Goddamn I despise "Modern Cinema".
Its just piss after piss filled with piss as a color scheme.
Oscar Winning Color Grade - Premiere Pro Tutorial
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(All Quiet on SMURF WARS).
Are you retarded? Nobody is expecting her to make that jump but at the very least the directing can make it look authentic and not a like a joke.
Marvel didn't even get her a personal trainer for this? She's still a little fat blob
She trains herself, ya bozo.
>she trains herself, boxoll!
She trains to lay on a couch and eat BEANS!
Those buildings are in Malaysia. She jumps off the Merdeka 118 building and lands on a building next to the petronas twin towers. The distance between those 2 buildings are like 5km
Hahahaa!!!
spills beans everywhere
"I've run outta beans!!! I've run outta beans!!!"
Yeah she eats a lot, but she's a great cook. That's what you want in a trad actress.
there's no way he did this
What's with fat girls with small breasts man it's embarassing. I mean small breasts can be good, but when you pair it with fatness it just looks wrong.
Honestly feel bad for her. She someone got every bad roll of the genetic dice. Short, wide torso, really small dissappinting breasts, and her body holds on to fat in the worst places too. Good for her for not becoming a femcel
Wtf that makes the movie bad when the locations are different from how real life is! That's like a plot hole!
no tits
no ass
no shape
fat ugly face
SHORT
Stupid matronly twat name
Casting is all about making the women who watch this garbage feel more 'secure' about themselves and annoying men. This is our world now.
she has solid feet tho
Jesus christ she is ugly.
Not to be a simp, but she has an objectively beautiful face and great features (lips, cheekbones, eyes), it's the overall pudginess and stumpiness of her body that hampers her
this is the only time I found her attractive
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that little bounce she does after landing, but then again she was thinner here and not a pig
I thought she was just doing the dead inside eyes for the character, not that she's actually dead inside
The MCU is a dead franchise
oh my god it's mission impossible with quips, kill me now
visual style
grey filter over everything
personality
quips
zoomers are now nostalgic for mcu stage 1 slop lmao
Doesnt mission impossible already have quips?
tom cruise has one-liners, he doesn't do quirk chungus quipping. i think simon pegg might quip and tom cruise yells at him
State fair coming up.
she has a cute nose
or maybe i'm just bored
lololol so quirky
not russian, just a terminal case of vocal fry x socal accent x valley girl
Good for her for not becoming a femcel
lmaooo you're delusional, billions would plap her until death
also is right, you discarded her strongest and most appealing asset
"Hey look at me, I'm DC superhero The Flash! I can run fast. And when DC's stories go to shit, I run so fast it does a universe reset! Currently, DC films is on Take 12 of rebooting their failures. Go, Flash, go!"
Listen DChud, Pugh is the best, Marvel is still winning, and anons are actually excited for Thunderbolts*
It's supposed to be a "Russian" accent, dumbass. I wish they'd drop it at this point like they did with the Scarlet Witch after 1 movie.
She is so fucking ugly
you need to get your eyes checked