Fuck you
No, seriously, fuck you
It's bad enough that I have to bust my ass 9 hours a day, 6 days a week but now I'm dealing with screaming, messy floors, ruined seats, piss bottles, and what I hope to god was chocolate smeared on the walls.
These past 10 days have been the worst of my entire adult life and I've been a cinema worker for over a goddamn DECADE
I hope each and every one of you cretins gets arrested and fined.
I hope Jack Black dies of a fucking heart attack before this is all over
A message to all you zoomies
Piss bottles. That's a good idea when going to the cinema.
Everyone who took part in chicken jokey meme type an F in the thread for waigieop
bro why are you stuck in that shitty ass job man
just put the popcorn in the bag lil bro
He's stuck in that out dated mindset from last century...working.
I hope Jack Black dies of a fucking heart attack before this is all over
I'm genuinely shocked he hasn't already, dude's 55
He seems like he would've Chris Farley'd by now
over a DECADE
double digits cinema janny
messy floors, ruined seats, piss bottles, and what I hope to god was chocolate smeared on the walls.
So you still haven't found the creamy, salty surprise I left for you wagie? Better find it quick before your manager does.
This thread is proof Anon Babble is majority niggers and thirdies
CLEAN IT UP JANNY
These past 10 days have been the worst of my entire adult life and I've been a cinema worker for over a goddamn DECADE
fake, there were no cinema workers during covid
it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it
I work in a cinema and while the Chicken Jockey shit is bad, I can put up with it. We haven't seen anything worse than popcorn thrown about and that sweeps up fine. Even if its,a drink we just wipe it over with a mop and we're done, no big deal.
What is much worse is when we find a puddle of semen.
Some actresses you can almost guarantee some guy will have been having a stealth wank while watching the film, the worst for this being Awkwafina films. One time there was a guy coming in at random showings 3 times a week and leaving his "spore" after showings of "The Bad Guys" and she is a bloody spider in that, sick fuck. When this happens we have to mop it up by hand (wearing gloves) and thoroughly disinfect which takes 10 minutes out of the 15 we get to clean before the next showing. If you are ever delayed in being allowed to enter a cinema then this is probably the reason why.
puddle
clean it up, janny
There's a much better surprise one can cheaply gift the Jew Owned brainwashing rooms...
Ever get leftover chicken/turkey bits (gizzards, livers, organs) uncooked as part of purchase? Ever forgotten these in some back corner of the fridge until they started to smell hellacious and iron-strong?
Some folks cook these up as dog treats.
All you need is a ziplock baggie (and plastic disposable gloves). Chop to tiny chunks, and drain, put in ziplock baggie, sprinkle a few chunks to and fro in the seating zones, paths to restroom, vents and floor drains if you can achieve them.
Don't do this to theaters you enjoy.
As ghetto rewards only follow.
Not today is the time of joy.
But a few days later,when the aroma rises.
clean up wagie
I did the chicken jockey meme with my friends, I threw some containers of Vaseline as well cause it’s hard to clean up, and mayonnaise and ketchup and other sugary substances like sticky candy n shiet
Next time I’m bringing krazy glue or gorilla glue or something
You are like Travis Bickle but working at a cinema.
Lies
Vote for nigger supporting politicians and get a nigger centric population oldie baldie.
gay man
Commits sex crimes
Pottery
I voted for Trump, zoomerfag
Unlike you, I care about my nation
Went to the theater last night, got up, spread my cheeks, and took a squirty shit in the aisle during the chicken jockey scene and ran out before anyone noticed
Don't worry, bud. Maybe you'll get a raise after this
Its true, we have to leave the disinfectant on for at least 8 minutes because of potential contamination from HIV and other STDs. Then there is about a minute of cleaning before and after that to take into account. We don't know if Captain Wank-off had any infections, we don't test for AIDs at the doors. Same procedure for blood too, unless the police are involved, which can shut the screen down for hours and cancel showings.
Sounds like a real problem. You should devote more resources to busting cinema wankers.
lol clean it up unc!
CHICKEN JOCKEY
I once took a stealth piss while with my friends at the cinema, it was their idea, i had so much piss we had to use multiple cups, some still with plenty of ice and coke so they were icy coke flavoured piss, we left them on the floor
I wonder what the janny thought of it when he found them
You should devote more resources to busting cinema wankers.
I think they can bust themselves.
Clean it up janny
And smile while you twirl
Your job is literally to clean it up wagie
not underhanding a balloon filled with piss at the screen just as the movie begins
piss bottles
You ungrateful cunt. They pissed into containers for your convenience, and this is how you react?
i miss these threads
Damn bro that sucks. I got a job as an over night janny so I don't really have to put up with all that bullshit. It's fucking crazy how much your mood can improve when your not dealing with the general public. I could get a job shoveling shit and has long as I don't have to put up with a bunch of obnoxious retards id be perfectly content.
some guy
I have a name.
i left you a little present between the seats