It’s woke

95lb Ellie can hold down this literal 6’2 jacked dude who has 100lbs on her with just her legs and then flip his body into a Omoplata to make him tap out

If she was a very strong 140lb chick who worked out, sure, but a strong dude would just overpower a skinny little girls attempts at jiu jitsu every single time.

Everyone in this tiny little town is a lesbian

This tiny little town is full of diversity

Literal “all refugees are good” speech by a ugly black lady, talking down to Mexican Joel who believes the town should first take care of their own people before letting more in

”Why did you and Dina go into that abandoned building, Ellie?”. “You and Joel would’ve done it” Ellie says. “That’s different” replied the 6 foot 200lb male adult with much more experience. Ugly black lady turns to the man and says “HOW IS IT DIFFERENT!?”

Oh idk, maybe because 2 6 foot 200lb men with decades of firearm and fighting experience are stronger and more capable than 2 19 year old girls who have a combined weight of 190lbs?

two drunk lesbians go to a family church event and start French kissing on the dance floor, a old white man asks them to please stop and Ellie gets aggressive with him, Mexican Joel then steps in to shove the mean old white Christian to the ground! Take that Christian bigot!!!

Fuck AAAALLLLLL the way off with this propaganda I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE JUST STOP

If she was a very strong 140lb chick who worked out, sure

stop watching hollywood crap

Sorry but this wasn't made for you. It was made for the world to come.

woah youre telling me this show is woke? i would have never been able to guess!

Unlike your weak useless ass, I train in MMA and do jiu jitsu and there’s 2 built jacked girls in my class who are 140lbs solid muscle and they would 100% beat the fuck out of a little twerp like you. You’d have absolutely no chance. I speak from experience, because I do things, unlike you rotting away in your mother’s house, you little mentally ill freak. Get a friend, holy fuck you fucking loser

wow what an interesting and fresh thread

First season had a whole episode devoted to gay hairy butthole sex but this is apparently too much now. You have only yourself to blame, retarded chud.

lol, are you 5'6?

shouldnt u be training, and not reviewing a videogame tv show on an anime website?

So they couldn't find anyone on Earth that looked like game Ellie but they manage to find one that looks exactly like the jew?

they playing 4d chess. you know you'll watch it. the next few episodes will be action/violence in contrast to epi 1. and the producers want u to hate ellie so the ending is that much more poignant. ya got played. keep watching this lifetime woman soap opera and dont forget to tell your friends.

I just deleted my torrent

also vote liberal next time bc this season is gonna be a hit, both commercial and critically.

I’m in no way a fan of any of that virtue signaling shit and that’s why I’m able to recognize that this isn’t up my alley whatsoever but what the hell did you think it was gonna be, you sound like one of those people who enters threads of things that make them angry and then proceeds to get unreasonably like yeah no fucking shit bro, did you play the games? What on earth were you expect going into this show you dingaling

In real life you wouldn't follow the rules of bjj and would just beat tf out of her instead of going to the ground you idiot

140lbs solid muscle and they would 100% beat the fuck out of a little twerp like you.

lmao I broke a girl's jaw in 12 places with 1 punch in a TKD tournament. It altered the shape of her face forever and her parents complained then they stopped mixed sex sparring. I'm waiting for more kino like this now that trannies are in the mix.

Actually, a trained woman can defeat even a trained man in combat

hate ellie so the ending is that much more poignant

so you can agree she deserved it?

You're brown

inb4 tranny

wrestling is one of the only sports where men and women practice together

People watched this shit show knowing it would be shit. Jokes on them, I never started.

Does anyone have that screen cap of an anon who dared his wife to use her “self defense skills” and he ended up effortlessly raping her

Everyone in this tiny little town is a lesbian

there's a whole 2 and a half.

This tiny little town is full of diversity

you're telling me a gathering of people in AMERICA is diverse? whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? that country known as a 'melting pot'? nah couldn't be.

I'm going to watch a bad show!

WTF IT'S BAD?!

The only thing that can defeat a man is another man

meanwhile a Russian freakshow MMA contest pitted a fucking walrus of an average man against 2 female MMA professionals at once and he beat them until they cried

youtube.com/shorts/Uf1eVmgmn-A?si=ya_96ObnHPysl6cq

The game it's based on was your first clue.

2 dozen rapid intercuts because context might change the narrative you’re pushing

Wrestling isn't combat, its a sport. You can't hit anyone in wrestling

youtube.com/watch?v=PafUqIXiOGo

Imagine watching this just to complain on the internet

Stop fucking watching this shit then. You're giving viewership to something you know is fucking terrible.

WRASSLIN'

heh, I sure am embarrassed about going to post-apocalypse zombie fungus nightmare therapy!

Society truly has gone mad and has thrown out basic biology because it offends them

guys intentionally hold back because they don’t want to risk hurting the only girl being forced into their sport

Bravo faggot

I never watched a single episode of this shit but someone tell me if they keeped the "bigot sandwiches" line, pls

AHHG GRUMMMZ DONALD TRUMP ASMONGOLD HELP ME I AM OPRESSED

kys

Kamala lost

kept* I'm dumb

It is kept, you esl retard

Well, OP? You’ve been asked enough times already why you were watching this in the first place, got anything for us? Because you know, most of here had the sense to, I don’t know, not watch this show because every complaint of yours was pretty obvious from the outside looking in. So what’s your excuse for watching it anyway and not only that but to then come here and start a thread with an entire essay complaining about it? It seems like maybe a bit of a goof on your part

She lost and you still watch something woke from her era just to whine about it lmao

Fuck you, mutt.

I was hoping for more crust

THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A LITERAL RETARD AND FAGGOTS ARE PRETENDING ITS NORMAL

mexican joel

lol

STUFFED CRUST BUST
OOOOOH ITS CRUSTY

And instead ended up with a big sloppy snail trail huh

Oh my god...is that a woke show? About a woke video game? I am going insaane

What were you expecting retard?

lower your tone , Ellie

It's Walking Dead if it focused even MORE on the human shit. Barely any zombies in it.

Whatever do you possibly mean, I see nothing out of the ordinary being artificially pushed in front of our faces here…

Well you see if I tell everyone I don’t mind the fact she looks inbred and downs then they will think I’m morally superior and virtuous, and I need to feel that way to not commit suicide

Crust Jockey

webms ?

Pedro Pascal "She,her" pronouns

wut?

Can someone confirm if what op said is real? That sounds like right wing cope and overreaction

he trooned out in the show and goes by she/her now

sharing your gay fantasy anon?

The main actress is a hardcore Christcuck

Pic related is closer in personality to Part 2 game Ellie than the immature impulsive teenager we are getting from the actual TLoU show

You probably wanted to do it. Sick fuck. May your bad intentions lead to a cursed road.

no way

heres that 19 yr old Ellie you wanted bro

Why did they make Dina more attractive than she is in game and make Ellie more ugly than she is in game

this bitch look like henry VIII

It is cringier in the show because show Ellie is nowhere near as cute as video game Ellie

Why did you think this was interesting enough to repost?

It really tells something about modern day male culture when all you people do all day is whine about how much everything hurts your feelings and then impotently rage about it online.

first scene of Pascal with Moner

realise Id happily accept Ellie getting raceswapped over getting chromosome swapped

Did the same to Abby

she had weird nostrils in that one scene when the camera was pointed at them

its to make us hate Ellie so we can then celebrate when she is brutally killed in the third game

More attractive = morally right. Sorry those are the rules.

Therapist is famous but too decrepit to identify.

the mother from home alone

seems like every Joel scene is women telling him to feel guilty for something. Its getting a bit much already

Moner looked pretty good in this I think she lost some weight

Ugly women should kill themselves

the thing is ugly women dont typically exist all the below is available to them. Men have a wide range of acceptable looks in women

makeup

style hair

not even a gym membership needed just dont be fat

its that women CHOOSE to be ugly

So did Joel get beaten to death in the first episode?

Ellie's lowest point was at the end of her Seattle quest when she killed Owen and Mel, she redeemed herself and ended the cycle of violence after that. They already tried to make us hate Ellie but it wasn't to kill and get rid of her.
If she died in Part 3 I imagine it would be some sort of heroic sacrifice at or near the end, not to make room for or motivate someone else

hardcore believer in Christ

openly sins

why are females so easily led astray?

no but hes barely in the episode. Its obvious Pedro Pascal wont be in this season much when he has been in several films lately and hasnt slowed down

Ellie's lowest point was at the end of her Seattle quest when she killed Owen and Mel, she redeemed herself and ended the cycle of violence after that.

They attacked Ellie while she had a gun on them, it was basically suicide. Also Ellie realistically shouldnt feel guilty killing any of Abby’s group. She weeps for the people who tortured her dad but sleeps fine after killing hundreds of nameless goons. Horrible writing

ended the cycle of violence

So every npc Ellie killed didn’t have any friends or family? Wow that’s really convenient

Did Joel die already?

Mel said she wished she hadn't participated in killing Joel, and Owen stopped other members of the group from killing Ellie, though Ellie was too blinded by shock and grief to notice this. Neither of them were as bad as Ellie thought.

no. the moment it does happen expect it spammed on the catalog

w-why's everyone asking of Joel is dead yet?

didn't play the games

No, looks like it will happen next episode.

when it does do we pretend to piss and shit ourselves over it again?

take a wild guess

probably due to the fact that abby beats him to death with a golf club

Did you think it wouldn’t be after they had the crust episode in the first season?

I think it's more the fact that they shoehorn cringe Tumblr stupid bullshit because they don't wanna hurt tranny feelings

I guess none of the rando WLF troops knew who Ellie was.
Lev did, and a vengeful Lev might have come after Ellie in the future if she killed Abby, but Ellie let up and avoided this.

This town is fucked lmao.

Bet you think you could take on a silverback, huh?

Morality is aesthetically driven. Part of the reason why the tlou2 game was so controversial and not outright ignored is because men find Ellie attractive. Sad but true. Men think with their penis. Now that Ellie is an uggo, I wouldn’t be surprised if hbo flat out demanded druckmann hire hot actresses for Abby and Dina. So now we are in a bizzaro world where the lead is an uggo surrounded by attractive and more charismatic characters.

if it took you until season 2 to figure that out, youre a certified retard. it was obvious when it was announced considering the source material is woke slop

holy heck is the wojak supposed to be OP? epic ownage

I loved it when the Native American man questioned the black woman’s “instincts” and they had a brief little staredown. The wise indigenous vs black sista intersectional conflict.

Tell that to Hulk Hogan.

"dykes"

EVERYBODY KILL HIM!!! HE SAID DYKE!!

*Joel punches man*

JOEL FUCK YOU WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PUNCHING THE INNOCENT MAN!! GET LOST!! I HOPE YOU GET BEATEN TO DEATH SLOWLY WITH A GOLF CLUB!!!!

why is everyone bullying Joel this season?

I really like her features

Part 3

Sadly "TLOU Complete" just released so there will be no part 3. Story is over.

still a bit pissed about the whole ruining everyone's chances of a vaccine thing

This guy on my team had to wrestle girls a few times and he always pinned them as quickly as possible. They rarely went over 20 seconds.

was there a bigot sandwich?

vaccine was always impossible the game even tells us they failed before

why is it so dark?

Wtf is that lighting bro

Fucking jumps scares.

proof?

Anyone else find this scene corny as fuck? The way the dialogue was written, the way the characters acted, the fact that they were having that conversation then and there all contrived and made-for-TV-like hours/days after they had already stumbled upon the scene and tried saving wounded/burying dead/etc. It was so lame and corny.

her era

the only thing she'll be remembered for is losing to fucking donald trump after his shitshow first term, jan 6, 34 convictions, and incumbency advantage.
lets be honest he was still the main story during her four years.

its in the first game in the hospital.
lets allow mention that they have immune person and their only option is to kill her and dissect her brain. retards the lot of them.

She’s cuter so I’m on her side.

its in the first game in the hospital

may I see some proof of that

God damn. Moner makes my heart hurt. She just has a joy and vitality other actresses never do. Confirms Alien fucked up.

do you have the game?

A shame she got so fat

Who was the guy he killed? I don’t remember shit from season 1.

ah I can see where this is going

I can't actually prove it so go and prove this random point I made for me

thanks for admitting you're just making shit up this early, no need to reply further with some post along the lines of "it is real I just don't remember exactly where go play the game lol" because I'm not going to reply after this post

Yeah that's complete for now. There will be a TLoU Part 3, in about another 8 or 9 years, as a PS6 game.

do you have the game?

they had joel's brother in a gay scene let everyone know he's gay, in the game is super subtle but in the show the gay cumshot is on your face. Their subtitly is shit and if ellie was a bitch in the game, shes gonna look like fucking hitler in this season. They are asking for it. They gonna make Abby super likable after he kills Joel.

The Council of Libtards

Tommy is gay despite his marriage to a woman? Are you sure? I don't recall the games or show ever doing this

Both of you are niggers, learn to use youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=m7fG_UAD_-w

One of you will be upset, the other vindicated

She already is more likable I hate looking at that little gargoyle Ellie.

I would forgive all other issues with the show if they recreated this shot as accurately as possible and matched the expressions

You called, Anon Babble?

No, the episode ended the night before he gives them the bigot sandwiches. Maybe in the next one

The characters so bad that you are rooting for the villian, not looking good. Even this crazy bitch is more rootable.