I... am Zelda

I... am Zelda

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NINTENDO
HIRE THIS MAN

I... am male

I am Zeld-ACK

Real talk, you cannot honestly look at this image and tell me it would be bad casting

You… are a man

She unironically passes and would make a pretty good Zelda. Just make sure she always has make up on and use CGI to touch up any manly features that slip out and it will be fine.

is she lol actually getting cast as zelda? when/how did this meme start

it would be bad casting

Seems like a lot of trouble. Unless option B. is Zendaya I'll take a pass.

Of course he isn't. He won't even be in the conversation.

Retards here have been spamming it and are going to ironically meme it into reality

I can because Zelda isn't a man.

Didn't mean to quote fuckface

typical effeminate knife eared elf bastard

Nah, bro.

No, they aren't.

trans women ARE women

no amount of autistic incel screeching will change this

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what did the artist mean by this?

and i got dubs of truth. cope and sneed

no amount of autistic incel screeching will change this

but biology will

She posted a picture of the director on her Instagram story last week, it's being heavily hinted at this point

she

He can pass through an industrial grade cheese grater, but never as a woman.

already done

except every single biologist in the world has concluded that trans women are women

you clearly don't know anything about biology

no, nintendo would never allow it

It makes me laugh that the retards pushing this both here and on twitter literally only ever use the exact same two carefully curated red carpet images of this guy. There is never any exception.

You won't see them post say this one alongside a simpering message of "Omg, SHE is LITTERALLY ZELDA if you don't cast HER you are literrally scum Netflix!"

He just drew Hunter.

You have to be joking.

Are you retarded?

she looks great actually, it's more telling that you only ever post the few pictures of her at bad angles

He's a terrible choice for Zelda because he's a man. Have him play Link. That could be entertaining. Then you fags can have a "female" Link.

Source please

Nintendo will not, under any circumstances, cast a tranny as Princess Zelda. It will not even be on the table, let alone contemplated.

trans women ARE women

Not in these United States of America or reality.

how did the meme start

Discord trannies raiding social media.
It would be a financial disaster. For comparison just look at the mario voice cast: it was the most predictable thing ever.
Also, didn't Nintendo once said that the chances of one of their unique games coming out for playstation was as high as Samus being trans?

I like how he literally traced Hunter's face yet the twitter trannies accused him of making him look mannish lol.

The perfect casting doesn't exis-

magic fantasy land with elves, dragons, wizards, demons, pig monsters, enchanted talking objects and fairies

but casting a trans actress to play the girl elf would break Anon's suspension of disbelief

Autism

"Bad angles"? It's just a side view

They just... they are, ok?

Nobody would care... IF trannies passed.
But they don't.

Netflix proudly presents

it looks like hunter, but it's also just a bad drawing.
like her shoulders are incredibly unbalanced, her face is lit strongly from above, the massive pauldrons make her look bulky, and you can't tell she even has boobs
it's very unflattering though it does look a lot like her. probably traced

a profile shot where she's hunched over and grimacing

a trans actress

Is that a woman that pretends to be an actress?

Zeldor

6 year old picture from an episode where they deliberately made her look masculine for a detransition plotline

what if zelda was a girl?

Post the passport.

No i haven't

twitter wants him

Just make a puppet of cgi it then. We don't need this mental illness.

Here's that teenage girl I was tellin you about

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Hunter looks evil so yeah it would.

Tranny freaks threw a hissy fit when ScarJo was supposed to play a tranny. We're merely applying tranny casting standards.

she passes

use makeup and CGI to actually make him look like a girl tho

I see...

CUCCO JOCKEY

Hunter is such a psyop. It's like they picked the least passing tranny they could find and then paraded him around for shit and giggles, just to see how long it would take for people to say something. Now they're in too deep.
There ARE passing trannies but Hunter will never be one of them.

he passes excellently here

She unironically passes

Just make sure she always has make up on and use CGI to touch up any manly features that slip out

bro trannies seldom make it in hollywood, imagine the public pressure normal actors already go through. now throw in a troon who is more likely to be so mentally fragile, coupled with a troons attractiveness shelf life, they're only good from about 16 to 22 years old before they start to look manly and exacerbate existing mental illnesses and make them impossible to work with. god only knows what working with hunter is like now when you need to spend twice as much time on make up and wardrobe just to hide his masculine features

based on the 3 roles hes done i dont think he looks or can remotely act like any of Zeldas with a personality

can pass in 4 photos that are posted on Anon Babble ad nauseam

and all it took was tens of millions USD