Why are millennials handling the success of the Minecraft movie so poorly?

Why are millennials handling the success of the Minecraft movie so poorly?

Millennials are upset because Snow White (starring their precious pro-Palestine brown mutt) is being destroyed by Minecraft.

they're close to hitting 40 and realise they're no longer capable of enjoyment

The difference is there were other millenials making fun of him, which is why you (a middle aged pajeet) have this webm

those that have kids probably took their kids to see it

I don't care, but the guy in the webm should be drop kicked through drywall

There's more packaging for that plastic shit than my water heater

I have a friend who looks almost exactly like this guy and when I pointed it out he got super pissed and said I was a fuckwit... it's true tho

I don't think anybody cares

nearly 40 year old men who've spent their entire adult lives burying themselves in irony like cowards finally snap over a cartoon zombie baby riding a chicken

Moomers are pathetic.

I'm a millennial and I don't even know what minecraft is. Well I know it's some sort of video game but I stopped playing games after Tony Hawk Underground lol.

that pic

happy 30th

So the guy in the picture is a zoomer? Millennials are like 40 year old boomers now and zoomers are starting to turn 30 now.

God every time a webm of this soifuck shows up my blood boils.

Nobody cares but the losers on Anon Babble. Everyone else is just watching the movie. Imagine that, the pro film board doesn't even watch film.

Imagine that, the pro film board doesn't even watch film.

Someone lied to you, IT'S MA'AM, because I've been here from the start and we have never been "pro" film.

This is a shilling campaign, they are trying their hardest to force controversy where there is none.
Wow, 3 webms of kids throwing popcorn, this totally warrants endless threads about it and isnt forced as fuck.

My brother said I looked like Jack Black once. This was before he completely gave up and grew out the beard. I don't think my brother meant it as an insult but I still took offense to that.

I get Paul Dano a lot. Feelsbadman.

do you think this guy was embarrassed after what a piece of shit it turned out to be? probably didnt even run on his ps4

I’m a millennial and I’m only 32. The youngest ones are 28/29
Anyone who uses the term “zillenial” deserves to be shot

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Dumbfuck never opened a figure in his pathetic life.

Zoomers fagging out over this movie caused me to develop a drinking habit and start beating my family. I lost my job for missing too many days without calling on account of being in jail.
Fuck Minecraft and the kids enjoying it.

Please kill me

only 32

only

only 32

This delusion

Nah senpai, you're a zoomer fr fr

the worst thing about the internet and social media is that everyone picks up the latest slang and uses it ironically instead of it being mostly reserved to the youngest generation of idiots

no, the only arguable point is whether 95 counts as milennial or gen-z. So either the youngest milennial is 30 or the youngest milennial is 29. If you're 28 right now you are 100% certified zoomer.

I’m a 95er and I generally have more in common with people 5 years older than me than 5 years younger. I also grew up a poorfag in a rural area though, so that may have more to do with it. There are probably people exactly my age that have more in common with 00s babies if they grew up in richer/bigger areas. My family was still on dial-up as late as 2007 which is part of why I found and am addicted to this shithole.
Generational warfare makes Moshe rub his hands in glee btw.

dumb poor ruralfag thinks da jooz are out to get him

Checks out.

fucking manchildren

Be sure to get your tenth booster

PS4

wasn't the PS4 version of Cyberpunk basically unplayable?

The specific dates change up a lot, before the current 1996 cut off, it was all the way back in 1990, and another common definition starts it at 2004. I am certain that there is actually a separate generation between true millennials like Whedon who are in their 40s, and post 9/11 zoomers who have never seen a non mobile website. If you remember Newgrounds or Devianart or Neopets or Gaia, you fall into this in between generation. Some people call them zillenials but I really hate the term