This was not the movie I was expecting it to be.
This was not the movie I was expecting it to be
Perhaps you feel shortchanged.
Matt Damon.
Love Lies Bleeding's giantess scene gives me hope
It was advertised as a comedy. I kept saying wtf is this shit the whole time
Whole concept is shrinking
barely plays into size difference at all
One of the worst bait and switch movies ever.
I swear the ads and trailers using Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads baited everyone.
I watched this movie not knowing anything about it. While the movie was ok, I learned that not knowing anything about the movie beforehand allowed me to actually enjoy it more than if I had seen previews. I actively avoid previews for movies/shows, games, and books now. It's been great since I consume less while enjoying the content more than i otherwise would have. Thanks for reading my blog.
yes, it caught me off guard in a good way until it was about "le rich fucking the chink poors"
I thought it was about op's penis
even if you had seen the previews you would have been suprised anon.
but yes in most cases its better to avoid trailers as they literally give the whole movie away.
There should have been a scene where a flirty dommy MILF made him massage her feet haha
Since talking about the movie itself is basically a non-starter: would you /downsize/?
CHICKEN JORDANS
Seeing as the promises are obviously bullshit and there's people who still have to work menial jobs or starve after downsizing? Fuck no. I'm not some millionaire who would get the penthouse suite so why bother? Might as well work a menial job and not be isolated from the rest of humanity.
If there were tiny people like this it would be incredibly easy to kill them.
This is generally true. It sucks because it’s hard to find out what movies to watch without watching a trailer, but most movies are designed to be watched by people who don’t know what’s in them lol
I saw this in theaters and hated it. Really bad movie. I get why Damon did it, he saw Alexander Payne and thought there’d be something quality about it. There wasn’t.
Whats so dramatic or non-comedic about this movie anyways
Never been scammed harder by a trailer in my life.
Thought I'd be getting some Honey I shrunk the Kids stuff instead of an ecological lecture.
You should be allowed to sue filmmakers for this
8 kinds of fuck!
Argyle is really the ballsiest, half the characters on the poster literally aren't in the movie
Sure. I'd live in a greenhouse and patrol my jungle with a 2mm pinfire rifle.
film forgets its own premise
What are some other examples ?
but be kind rewind was literally what it was advertised as
The entire second half of the movie was about fighting racism and gentrification
downsizing is pretty much moving to an expat enclave in some shit hole country to be a "tech nomad" except you can never come back
hell no
Never. I would downsize large exotic animals like alligators, bears, and tigers to keep and sell as pets instead.
matt damon
Add Pink Panther.Any of them.
Only Eddie Murphie's version will actually include the titular character.
There would be a market for downsizing common animals and even plants too. The Japanese would love teacup shiba inu, guppy sized koi, and natural bonsai.
Sometimes you can.
Who was that big actor who had his family come to the premiere of his first big movie and sat through it all confused and waiting only to find out they'd cut all his scenes so he was no longer in the movie?
Adrien Brody in Thin Red Line.
she was cute
That's the one! Must have been disorientating as fuck and I'm surprised it's allowed. Then again, I bet there's a million sex scenes that was quietly shot and then deemed pointless to include in the finished movie, with the negatives kept in some Hollywood producer's personal wankvault like they planned from the start.
The premise for this movie was ripped off from an old Japanese TV show called Ultra Q. It's kind of like a nip Twilight Zone but with kaiju. #themoreyouknow
I had no idea Be Kind Rewind was a Gondry film
If Downsizing was so bad, then how about Anon Babble pitch what their version of the movie would have been? You cannot make the film pure fetishbait.
They tricked so many people, including me, into believing it was a superhero comedy.
Matt Damon rides a squirrel like a horse and has to fight a cat using a pencil like a lance
Matt Damon spends weeks in an exhausting everest like climb of a children's playground
Matt Damon eats a grape the size of a watermelon
There is one tastefully shot scene of Kristen Wiig using Matt Damon as a dildo
This movie is one of the strangest I have ever seen. The way it was marketed did not match the actual film at all. It was marketed as a wacky comedy about Matt Damon being tiny but it was actually a drama film about climate change. It also fucking sucks. I don't understand how this movie got made. The budget must have been insane.
The Martian, but it's Matt engineering an escape from the downsizing place to blow the lid on the reality of the life quality for most people there. All he has to do is escape the compound and find a way to travel to the nearest gas station, with all the dangers that entail, before being recaptured.