Zoomers are sneaking actual live chickens into the Minecraft movie now

Zoomers are sneaking actual live chickens into the Minecraft movie now..
How did this movie become so powerful?

see THATS kino. the popcorn throwing is just cringe nigger behavior

a literal chicken jockey

i'm not paying $40 for a ticket and snacks just for a chicken to start shitting all over the place and fucking up the screening. anyone caught intentionally disrupting a movie should be put to death

If you ruin my experience watching Minecraft: The Movie I will crush your fucking broccoli head under my work boots I earn 18 and hour installing HVAC and I'll be DAMNED If you ruin my one day off you better believe I'm bringing my fucking concealed carry and if one of these skinny little zoomer fucks so much as looks at me the wrong way I swear to Odin I'll teach him to be young and happy stupid little punk when I was his age I...

ok karen

kek based

lol i would love to see something like this
i hope a bunch of chickens get released.

haha, I hate this movie so much I am going to PAY FOR IT and show everyone how hard I can meme! (ironically, of course, maybe)

sad

He’a right. If i lose out on the price of admission to a kinoplex because a couple of kids im owed compensation. The equivalent of 30$ should be a handjob from your mother.

Zoomer can't be bas-ACK

I really wanna go see this now

I live in a college town and kinda wanna go just to see if something happens. Also find it funny that the only way to make a movie profitable these days is turn it into a meme.

I don't think they hate or like the movie. Like they couldn't give two fucks about the movie, just care about the chicken jockey meme.

You are misinterpreting the situation.

You're getting mad at the people you made up in your head again.

It's literally The Room and Rocky Horror before that.

heh, the zoomers are OK by me. Just a bit of light IRL trolling.

this is based and if you think otherwise youre old inside

America is becoming pajeetized at a rapid pace

marketing is done through social media memes now you fucking gigaboomer

I screamed chicken jockey at a showing at the local 'ino today

t. 25yr old boomer

>t. 25yr old zoomer

ftfy lil zoom zoom

hitler lost

they could trigger someone
not cool

ITT: white kids in America are doing the India and Spain bull run with flinging literal piles of shit all over the place after hearing the trigger word

Zoomers deserve to be shot for being apes

The floors are waiting, janny.

It's worth it

Me too. I’m 40 and just gonna get really stoned and go to the movie and hopefully these kids do some funny shit and cause problems.

that poor chicken was probably traumatized :(

Don't worry, they ate it shortly after.

No green arrow therefore you look like that and you say that

trvth nvke

Why would anyone over 12 watch this movie?

CHICKEN JOCKEY

extremly kino
2025 is the year /kino/ comes back to the menu
sperg

You're an adult

I....

chickens are dumber than dirt, cockroaches are way more intelligent and you don't care about us being genocided

Yes, anon. But as we both have to put away childish things, at least I can revisit them without guilt.

AM CABINFAG

I was about to agree with you but then I realized you were talking about a single ticket and snacks for one. I pay less than that for me and my gf getting a large drink each and tub of popcorn. Git gud.

I’m becoming less serious as I get older.

This is the future of cinema so get used to it. People used to clap and cheer at movies in the old days. Pee wee Herman even beat off at the kinoplex.

This

us

roachbro???

people can't have fun at the movies, that's wrong!

acording to these anons, if you like having fun you are brown
what a brown thing to say

Unironically saving theaters from this films flop and seething freaks on Anon Babble are so unbearably butthurt lol I love it all

Fun to do at a drive in

u sussin frfr

Armenia sends its regards

movie gets more money

theaters sell more popcorn

haven't heard you say 'Thank You' once.

Behold! A man!

be a long-term resident of Japan

be safe in the knowledge that nobody is going to be fucking throwing popcorn around when I bring my kids to this movie.

Feels good man.

Most of Asian countries are more civilized than western country nowadays

kek me too, i actually enjoy the cinema here, the beer, the qts all dressed up and its fucking silent as soon as the lights go off till the credits finish

Did the zoomies just doxxed themself via tiktok? What an absolute retard. I hope the cinema sue these faggot

based cinema fascist. report them to Robert and wash your hands of it

Jeetification of America
Everyone is spiritually brown now

Zoomers are spiritually Indian.

sue

the cause of action, plaintiff?

Nah, they're not even close to being as cool as Indians. If anything, they are nigger tier

instead of shooting and stomping each other and throwing literal piles of shit they just throw popcorn and dance

civilized whites win again

whatever happened to this guy

why do you think that? it got to see Minecraft

you see your Honor, it's very common for popcorn to be spilled by patrons of the cinema, in fact it is routine policy for employees to clean such spills after each showing. my client didn't actually vandalize anything. the jannies always had a choice

Looks cool to me. I haven’t heard anything about the Minecraft movie being woke or anti-white, and I’m really glad to see that so many kids can still get excited over a movie in 2025. I’ve never felt more like a boomer though. I’ve never played Minecraft before so I don’t understand any of these references whatsoever

cinema

saar

nigger behaviour, black

:(

nigger behaviour, white

:)

Yeah it’s kinda based ngl. As an added bonus it makes brown people angry online kek. Also reinforces the janny hierarchy.

If these were black people this thread would be like a KKK rally

99% feds?

If these were black people there would be gun fights in every other theater. That makes a difference

clean it up janny, we vote with our trash around here

Got him

mfw nigger is a mentality, not a race

it's actually a race

And this is why they’re becoming a generation that is entering their 30s childless and forever-renters.

Its kinda like being jewish.
You can be a kike through faith or a kike through genes. Kinda strange

America is literally India now

No but we're trying. Also possibly fake.

He beat of at a porn theater. Which is a place explicitly intended for beating off.

The more you seethe, the more chicken jockey. Clean it up wagie!!!

am Sneed.

Im kinda with the zoomers here. I mean we sperged out hard for the phantom menace

The whole thing with that was that he got arrested by an undercover cop for cruising. People don’t understand when these types of arrests happen-that it’s not some Rube Goldberg esque series of misunderstandings that lead to them, George Michaels didn’t pull his ding-dong out in front of that cop because he was crazy. These are police stings. These are organized undercover lawenforcement operations that target places where homosexual men go “cruising” at. Peewee probably wasn’t minding his own business having a whack at the theater, he most likely approached the cop for sexual favors.

This desu
Go be niggers somewhere else

RESPECT THE KINOPLEXXX!

Don’t take a job sweeping popcorn and removing my trouble double deckers from the toilet if you can’t handle it. Clean it up.

kek

Blacks are so powerful even "racist" "redpilled" white Americans act exactly like them. Everyone is a nigger.

Behead zoomers

Based and redpilled

Weird take bro. Not everything has to be about your race you know?

NNOOOOOOO DONT DISRUPT MY MINECRAFT MOVIE NOOOOOOO!!!!!