H*ly Sh*t, comedy's been fucki*ng saved

H*ly Sh*t, comedy's been fucki*ng saved...

Buy an ad. And Tony Pinchdick was NEVER funny.

Who the fuck are these bozos? They look like average dads at a cookout who run a tow truck business.

Snowflakes

Do they say retard?

they invented comedy

None of them are real comedians

i like the concept but cannot stand Tony enough to never watch it

ari matti and crab guy

actually funny

hans kim

only there because tony needed someone asian after he got "cancelled". not funny at all

kam patterson

SHIT MAN I BE FUCKING BITCHES I HATE CLEVELAND x9999

william montgomery

reads 4 jokes off a piece of paper, doesn't get any laughs, starts screaming

We are total le nazi megachuds we just happen to have a nigger and a couple of g*ngers and a chinaman, why yes our leader is literaly homosexual but we are totaly alt right tho!

Cringe.

but enough about you

that channel is EXTREMELY gay

I've had bowel movements funnier than this bloated meathead

2000s song lyric

ever seen a crab man?

scuttles across stage with arms raised and wrists cocked

scuttles back to the microphone

daddy said I drank too much cough syrup as a child

360 spin

same 2000s song lyrics

YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN

that's not saying much

William Montgomery is a modern day effeminate hipster Will Ferrell type whose only ability in comedy is to scream every line.

The only thing saved is my time by not watching this unfunny chud bullshit.

The audience is drunk. There’s a 2 drink minimum in that place. Drunk people laugh at anything.

This is no holds barred, UFC style comedy. Nobody is safe. You never know what they might say (is that even legal?) Watch out, this isn't your dad's comedy. Things are going to get tough and bloody. Tony is a modern day Aristotle to Rogan's Plato. Anything could happen. He didn't just say that did he? They're taking no prisoners. Let's see how the snowflakes deal with this.

dr phil’s biden impression is funny

Kill Tony

Shilled to death

Watch it

9/10 the new comic sucks and Tony just talks about their life with the headliner name wanting to leave the whole time

McAfee's live show in Pittsburgh tonight has been terrible other than the sumo match going off the rails.

It's cute that they let Redband pretend that he's alive.

tony hinchcliffe is actually a really smart guy, he realized he's not funny enough to make a living doing comedy so he went into administration and production instead. kinda like billy bob thornton never got any work in the pictures until he showed up with a screenplay in hand

Kinda like Sam

I just watched the show a day ago and it was insanely funny.

why doesn't the audience laugh at any of the comics?

They were clearly laughing at all the funny shit but the volume of the audience wasn't mic'd properly compared to the youtube episodes. If you pay attention though you can hear them laughing at all the right spots.

he realized he's not funny enough to make a living doing comedy

You're lying I just saw him perform in Houstin 4 months ago in front of a sold out crowd and he destroyed. I don't get the meme of people saying he's not funny. He's a great joke teller and I think once he finally puts out that new stand-up special that's coming to Netflix sometime I assume this year, people will see that. That's assuming he's doing the same material I saw live.

Oof it must be awkward to find out you're a midwit like this.

how embarrasing

Mike and Jay should go up on Kill Tony desu, they would kill.

Did anyone else listen to theo von's new podcast episode today with Normand? Theo took me by surprise when he said America is owned by Israel. Even typing this feels like a joke, he actually said that earnestly

Why do you refuse to say anything of substance? Why does this one guy live rent free in your head?

Why would you be surprised. For one, we all know the US is owned by Israel or at least is influenced by them. The guy just had on Candace Owens who's been basically saying this for awhile now so I wouldn't be surprised if she implemented these thoughts into his head due to their interactions talking about the state of the country. Theo is so dumb and soaks up information like a sponge, he obviously would parrot something like that. It is partially true.

standup isn't funny

you're not funny

Candace Owens' husband's bussy is owned by the Tate bros

Tony is one of the funniest people on the planet.

youtube.com/watch?v=8xJVtl6z0_Y

I don't know how anyone watches this show when there isn't a panel of better comedians as judges. You're basically watching Tony stimulate his ego by lording over desperate novices for two hours, just switching back and forth between bombs (to make him look funnier) and the rare prospect (who will kiss his ass for the opportunity to feature) Hopium for retards who think they could actually hack it as a standup I guess.

You're wrong as seen try again, troll

Why do you girly ass faggots ALWAYS cry about Hinchcliffe's ego? He's playing a fucking character you sensitive little faggots. Ever heard of a wrestling heel? That's literally what he's doing and he's stated this for years. He plays an egomaniac boss character that's both mean and funny. Off camera he's not actually that way. Do you unironically think guys like Shane Gillis and Joe Rogan and all these other comedians would be good friends with him if he's just someone who loves the smell of his own shit? Everyone in that world would hate him but there's a reason why you never hear about it because your idea of who you think he is...is not real. Shocker I know.

I wouldn't say he has a crazy ego but he does display moments of personality flaws on the show but that's bound to happen when you run a popular show for over a decade and you're trying to maintain control especially when anything can go wrong at any moment on a program as unpredictable as Kill Tony. I generally give him a pass during those moments because he puts himself in a position that would highlight these flaws whereas someone who complains about it would never put themselves in that position. That and because he's funny so I don't care about the minor things that I'd find annoying

those jokes fell flatter than your chest

kek

this comic is bad, so bad I have to drink my beer to enjoy it!

that’s right jay, I have some ideas on how to improve his set, ON FUCKING PAPER LIKE A BOOMER *epic sound effect gen x laughs at*

if I were him I would do *generic set up* and then *generic punchline from a joke book from the 50s*

does a nerdy fag comedian really need multiple thrones in his house? The ego isn't an act, you got grifted

Wheres the fat black one that always calls tony gay?

SHE came out as trans and realized that Tony was problematic

if I were him I would do *generic set up* and then *generic punchline from a joke book from the 50s*

Mike pitching his basic bitch story ideas is the worst thing rlm does

Your entire argument is based around a rich guy buying thrones? Really? I would do the same if I had the money.

Shane Gillis and Joe Rogan and all these other comedians would be good friends with him if he's just someone who loves the smell of his own shit?

Sure why not? Rogan is a retard and as long as tony is polite to him i doubt he would ever have a problem with him

Okay so people who buy insanely expensive luxury cars for practically no reason is okay but this other guy has a bad ego because he jokingly buys a thrown for his house. Got it.

Now explain why Shane would do this. He's the first person to call someone out on their bullshit. You think this bully jock would choose to befriend some flamboyant egomaniac? They're legitimately friends who do gigs together

The netflix special was okay, a bit toned down exactly because it was on netflix.

Kam was the only funny one because he still treated it like it was just on youtube
"sabrina carpenter, i wanna fuck you hot white bitch"

This guy gets it. Amusingly, the only pro-Tony comments in this thread were written by Tony himself!

a bit toned down exactly because it was on netflix.

Dude Tony jumped into the most racist asian accent when a the vietnam guy was on stage while Redban played Chinese music. That show was not even remotely toned down.

the only pro-Tony comments in this thread were written by Tony himself!

rent free

He looks cool and handsome in that image. I'm not tony btw.

I wonder how they're going to follow up the Netflix special when it comes back to YouTube on Tuesday. I feel like it would be a slap in the face to that audience if you have this exclusive show full of heavy hitters and you come back with shit guests like Brian Simpson and Tyler Fischer. The next guests better be good.

More like SHILL Tony

He pretends to be nice with burt, why wouldnt he with tony?

Why wouldn't be nice to Bert? Everyone around him says he's a fun guy to hang around with and he also helped Shane at a time when he was canceled and no one knew who he was. That's not pretending to be nice. That's literally being buddies with people you genuinely like.

he also helped Shane at a time when he was canceled and no one knew who he was

did not know this. was wondering why he hangs around with Bloated Corpse of Santa Claus when they have opposite comedic styles and the brain injury white uncle named Bert (funniest thing he's ever done is be named Bert) is the least funny hack next to Hinchcliffe the bicycle seat sniffer

when they have opposite comedic styles

What does that even mean.. They're both drunk frat dudebros. They're practically the same in terms of their style.

the brain injury white uncle named Bert (funniest thing he's ever done is be named Bert) is the least funny hack next to Hinchcliffe the bicycle seat sniffer

Why are you like this. Say what you want about Bert and his comedy but Tony is incredibly funny.

Tony invites regular people on stage

they bomb miserably

the crew makes fun of them

this show has mean spirited aura

You forgot all the people who do well on the show which is all the time. The people who typically do well don't get made fun of that badly unless they're goofy looking or just general weirdos

Speaking of Mark Normand, he was just on Theo Von's podcast and he confirmed that both him and Kid Rock are appearing on an upcoming Kill Tony as panelists. That's gonna be a good episode since Mark destroys every time he's on.

I love when Adam ray comes on and does all his characters

Same. I actually think he's funnier when he's doing characters than when he's on the show being himself. When he's a character he seems to be more comfortable being silly and isn't afraid to say whatever he wants since he can just use the character as an excuse to get away with more. I'm not a fan of his stand-up but god damn he's funny as fuck every time he's on the show and I even like his Dr. Phil show.

Tony Hinchcliffe (my goat my hero my everything) should start calling himself the Colonel for leading this battalion of coldblooded assassins.
It's entirely possible that this was TOO funny... a new standard of comedy was set that will never be reached again.

Ha haaaaaa

his roasts are fun and quick but they are shallow and mostly about someone's appearance

International superstar Zac Amico

How do scums like this even bubble up from the depths of the earth

speaking of rogan it's pretty easy to look up one of his podcasts with tony to see how different he is from the kill tony show

All of his roasts are on par with those of a deeply insecure middle schooler.

regular people need to be humbled and also they know what they sign up to

says the most insecure person in this thread

"OMG SO OFFENSIVE" comedy is dogshit because none of it is thought provoking and actually offensive.
It uses comedy as a shield to shelter the "comedians" while they say shit that edgy kids in highschool would think it's funny with 0 real life repercussions because "lol it's comedy".
There's a reason actual great comedians always thought of roast shows as low grasping fruit, it's the same premise.
The only time Kill Tony was funny was with the Trump and Biden impressions, where two actual comedians were extremely quick witted. It only works as a humilliation ritual in which retards bomb on stage with dogshit comedy while Tony berates or makes fun of them. That or using actual disabled people for shock value while everyone makes fun of Tony for being a fag.
It's terrible comedy.

Tony is different doing a 1-on-1 conversation based podcast instead of a show that's more performative and comedic based

Gee who would have thought.

You don't even watch the show

Retard.

the only time kill tony was funny was the trump and Biden impression

opinion discarded. At least make an attempt before saying something that's so obviously bait. You don't think the biggest comedy show in the world was ever funny for the first DECADE of it's existence? It magically became popular out of nowhere? No other funny comedians has ever been on the podcast delivering great moment after great moment? Tony has never once said a single funny thing or any person ever pulled out of the bucket? You're just being delusional and a contrarian.

what does he see in that asian guy he is anti funny?

Ahhhh nooo don't insult my comedian

Sorry the truth hurts, you'll move on.

He just summarized the show with perfect accuracy. Even my normalnigger buddies that watch this shit agree that Tony is the worst part of his own show

Tony isn't funny. He never was. A 'roast comedian' isn't a thing. It's a way for a cowardly asshole to hide behind a job title like a shield while he insults people.

I hope the show produces some good comics, god knows, we need them.

He was tho. The show just sucks now. It got too big and Tony overproduced the life out of it. It used to be a fun chaos, now it's just a roast show.

(You)

tony is not a roast comedian. he's just stand-up who also does roast comedy. That's like saying Big Jay Oakerson is a crowd work comedian because he also crowd work shit.

it's ok I dont need the (you), I know your faggot ass is gonna read it and seethe either way

Even my normalnigger buddies that watch this shit agree that Tony is the worst part of his own show

He's quite literally the reason why the show is good. Without him, it's just another safe talent show as someone previously mentioned in another thread.

99% of the time is self referential "isn't society racist/sexist" humor.

comedy show running for a decade has funny bits

Woah!

Why are you such an angry crybaby LMAO

I've yet to see an actual set by Tony. I've seen plenty of his roasting, but I've never seen a full set or special by him, that being said, I haven't looked very hard for it either. His roasts remind me of just being in any Glasgow pub as we just have some banter with friends.

You're not saying of substance. you're just making generalizations that aren't based on anything

I've yet to see an actual set by Tony.

He doesn't release much of it online and mstly focuses on the show but he has a new special coming out on Netflix. I seen him last year and he was very good.

I didn't know Hinchcliffe triggered this many redditors. Guess he's doing a good job.

no

I too find his visage offensive

Look up the Bird story. It's funny as fuck

Explains why I haven't stumbled across it like I have his roasting. I just don't get his appeal. One of those 'it's not for me' things i guess. As stated earlier, I hope the show does find some gems going forward.

Oh come on. Zac Amico is one of the most talented comedians on the planet. Amazingly quick and a fan favorite on Jim Norton's Chip Chipperson podcast.

Ari Matti recycling his old material but this time in English and not as punchy

SAD!

It's literally impossible to translate a joke from one language to another and still make it funny. Also what Estonians find funny is fundamentally different than Americans since they are culturally different. Ari just happens to be influenced by American comedy which is why he is successful here.

Redbar lost

I stopped watching their stuff since those sections kept getting longer and longer desu.

their days are numbered
youtube.com/watch?v=al8-vqIsW0w

Ouch. Even Tim Heidecker is funnier than Tony LOL

Lighten up little homie, I'm just ROASTING you like your favorite father of comedy

lmao

You’re arguing with Tony. Every positive comment posted in this thread was posted by Tony because he is literally the only person who likes Tony

Todd Barry is funnier than everyone mentioned in this thread

I'm pretty sure Tony ran over William with his car, and regular spots are his compensation.

Yeah that's basically the show. Your point?

This guy gets it. Todd is snarky without all the closet faggotry.

And there were numerous pro-palestinian jokes too, which are much more risqué these days.

Rogan is always one of the worst panellists, just sits there stoned out of mind, Tom segura didn't actually say anything at all. James McCaan or Adam Rae on the panel would have been much better.

doesn't mention the numerous careers that KT has launched, as well as Tony taking the regulars as support acts at huge venues for exposure.

doesn’t mention Sara Mostijabi who killed herself due to Tony’s abuse

So just like her comedy, her suicide attempt failed.

Forced. The right's version of DEI to peddle their gay and retarded ideology. Largely unfunny. P.S. Gillis' career has maybe two more years and he knows it

You're retarded if you think Sam doesn't absolutely wish he was on Kill Tony

This imagine being a chud and being excluded from the chudiverse while they all make millions of tax free dollars

There’s a podcast episode where kill Tony gets brought up and Sam and Nick are clearly lying through their teeth when they agree that Hinchcliffe is funny. Like they know his shit sucks but they really don’t want to burn that potential bridge.

What a niggerfaggot.
Go back,

No, her suicide attempt was successful, unlike your attempts at appearing heterosexual.

Ever wonder how Tony got the nickname The Golden Pony? Every headliner in town rode him around!

To fix the show he needs to drop all the regulars and the guest should do an opening set

Agreed. Also, get someone charismatic to host.