Jack Black looked disgusting -- nipples protruding -- in his blue shirt before Henry. Very Very disrespectful

Jack Black looked disgusting -- nipples protruding -- in his blue shirt before Henry. Very Very disrespectful.

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That's 100% all natural muscle.

Is this bodytype healthy?

How do you even get a gut that big up that high? There has to be something wrong with him.

He needs to be taken to the jewcing room

Did he eat Kyle Gass?

Got that elon musk build.

Just lots of booze and free time

how do i get a belly that round?

yes. notice how his center of gravity is quite high. you want the belly fat to all be around the liver and kidneys

Kyle Gass is still active, Mr. President.

That's cute.

How do you even get a gut that big up that high?

Literal beer belly

yes if you like diabetes

Honest question, how come there's no serious well regarded fat actors?
How come all fat actors HAVE to be comedians or comic relief in movies?

That's him sucking his tummy in. You can tell

If you subscribe to the aquatic ape theory then yes

Goodman had some serious well regarded roles.

He's a manlet. I mean manlet manlet. Officially 5′ 6″ (1.68 m) but we know these tend to be at least outdated if not exaggerated.

It's hard to take anyone with a jiggly chin seriously when they're talking. This also the reason why a lot of actresses lean into comedy when they get older and their skin starts sagging. Fat or not, the way your face moves when you speak dictates what kind of roles you get.

Achievable natty?

Yeah I guess

I love Jack Black, but he's got to start doing some crunches. That stomach is out there. He can't see his dick. He must be living good, though.

it's within american standards

Look at you. You baby gorilla.

Jackie Gleeson
George Wendt
Brian Blessed

All fat actors from over 30-40 years ago

Tragic

achievable natty?

John Candy too if you count JFK and the sentimental scenes from Planes, Trains & Automobiles.

shit

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is this natty?

Start doing this.

I'm watching school of rock

Looks like Dan Schneider here

Stunning and brave
Dan the Man is actually skinny now
And still fucking Victoria Justice

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It's fluid. I'd be very interested to hear his history of doctors prescribing him Lasix. Because that's what he needs. I assume he's constantly high on cocaine so that's exacerbating the problem. He is literally Chris Farley light.

OMG THAT ACTOR HAS AN OPINION?!?!?

THAT ACTOR'S OPINION IS DIFFERENT FROM MINE???????

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Brian Blessed

serious well regarded

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Marlon Brando was an absolute unit and he’s considered to be the greatest actor of all time.

James Gandolfini
Mark Addy
John Goodman
Robbie Coltrane
Orson Welles
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Kathy Bates
Jesse Plemons at one point