It's Over

I thought the point of a reboot is to do better then the one that came before? This is worse in every way compared to Man of Steel!

horse?

crystals > genitals

I fucking hate it when

old theme song from your childhood

BUT SLOW AND EPIC

Why is Krypto a little mutt instead of a chadbrador?

Gambling or heroin

Gunn's superman movie already looks massively better than Zack Snyder's colorless pretentious slop. Keep coping Snyder fag.

Wew, lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=IYdg1Y8S0N0

James Gunn

Should be in jail.

the hack was unmasked

Is never beat snyder

In what universe does this look like Superman with those stick legs, sausage arms and that blue Captain Marvel uniform?

Imagine thinking you can top this. Gunn is a colossal, egotistical, paedophilic fucking faggot.

Lets make Superman the jobber

Fucking hack

Isn't this just a peek? Didn't they release this themselves, what's sneaky about this?

This won't be the capeshit that gets me buying movie tickets for this shit again.

giggling girl robot

I'm starting to think there's some truth to the rumor that Gunn is taking a dive on purpose, Rian Johnson style.

This isn’t really exciting for a superhero movie is it? Nothing feels like this is a cool characters want to see more of if I was a kid.

"Don't bother saying thank you sir, it's lost on us, we are merely automotons. Oh meet our newest she's..."

Automaton...."she"

"Oh he looked at me!"

jfc

They way oversell how hurt he is it is really uncomfortable like he's got punctured lungs and needs robots to save him, not sure if people will be curious about what did that to him or not. I guess that is different though and people want Superman to be vulnerable now so they finally delivered that.

I expect this aspect to be way overblown in the actual movie.
The script for this movie was written with the help of Tom King.
King is the new hot-shot comic writer at DC, and he has been essentially destroying all the big DC heroes writing stories where the heroes are pathetic and insecure, constantly feeling lost and depressed, and getting hurt by their villains, with their girlfriends being shown as the one wearing the pants in the relationship, where they are the ones that take charge, they're the ones giving pep talks" where they hammer on the heroes even worse than the villains do, and they're pretty much the heroes of the story.

It's all some weird therapy session where King, this writer, puts all his hang ups on his defied wife, which just comes off as weird and fetish shit. Like some weird mommy dommy thing turned up to eleven.

"Why do we fall?"
"To learn how to pick ourselves back up again."

I fucking hate movies

old theme song from your childhood

the 70's movie was like 50 years ago, that's my grandpa's childhood

the joke is that the robot claims they don't have consciousness and then the new fem robot displays excitedness, showing that they do have emotions
the humor comes from the robot's statement being immediately undercut in a silly way

Superman is badly injured

screenwriter inserts a joke that wouldn't even seem clever to a reasonably bright middle schooler

net effect is that the suspense in this scene is slightly below that of a stranded motorist waiting for AAA

at least you dont have to see giant dildos flying or a lovely character like Superman killing his enemy.

It is a Gunn movie, there'll be a tension cutting joke every 5 seconds

If this post ends in repeating numbers, Gunn's Superman flick will be a flop.

why have people decided that this kind of stuff looks good?

Ha you wanted a epic movie that showed it cool it would be to be superman nah you get corpo slop

superman getting hurt is possibly the lowest stakes scenario of any media

what the fuck do you think consciousness means. it's not laughter btw

Me too

Why does healing from intensified sunlight cause him to scream as if he’s getting tortured?
He should have already been healing on his own, anyway. He’s still under a yellow sun.
The nerfing is unreal.

So it really is just reskinned GotG, sad.

It's kino and the dog will sell tickets

just a friendly reminder that Bruce Timm made the conscious decision to make his superman less powerful in superman: the animated series. partly as a homage to the fleischer cartoon, but to provide dramatic conflict from his superman’s physicality. Bruce timm went onto to say this decision also allowed for more nuanced animation direction by depicting superman’s facial animations as grunting and bearing. he said these decisions helped catapult the eventual foundation for the Justice league cartoon and eventually ultimate, which is largely considered the best rendition of a dc storytelling universe ever. but then, synderfags care not for interviews with the one greatest artists in dc history

But Zack Snyder showed Superman get hurt, Superman get beaten, Superman not getting his way, and ultimately Superman being put into a no-winning situation where he's forced to make a drastic decision. He also showed that Superman can bleed and die.

then synderfags should really love this 4 minute sneak peek. do they love superman, or do they love being contrarian synderfags?

Fucking superdog? Really? I guess it was time to throw some new bullshit against the wall and hope a cutesy animal will stick.

you loved eating the shit of someone who just dined at a five-star restaurant so why are you not willing to eat the shit of someone who just ate McDonald's

The difference is that MoS looked great in general.
The costumes, the camera work, the color grading, the VFX, and so on. The scenes, even when Superman was getting hurt, looked cool and epic.

Here it looks gay and pathetic.

I hate that gimmicky dog and I hate those faggot robots. And I also hate Gunn's cringe-inducing bathetic tone.

why are (You) pretending synder capeshit isn’t mcdonald’s? oh right, you love being a contrarian fag more than you supposedly love clark

I shit in street it smell very bad

The suit still looks like cosplay

His enemies in TAS were also well matched against him.

Metallo was powered by kryptonite

Parasite could steal Superman's power

Bizarro and Darkseid were a match in raw strength

Brainiac is always a huge threat

Mxyzptlk is basically a god and forces Superman to get clever

synder apokolips and darkseid always looked like 2006 graphics card tech demos

then you love being a contrarian fag more than you supposedly love clark. this is allowed and you are allowed to be a fag. the faggy little robots are called automatons and (You) will give them the same respect clark has literally always given them for actual decades since before your dad swam out of your grampie’s curly haired balls

I forgot that was the era of shakey cam garbage

NTA and I have practically no dog in this fight, but this look for Steppenwolf was better than the one in the Joss cut

The robots being called Automatons is gay, and shows that Gunn doesn't know shit about Superman.
THE ROBOTS HAVE A GODDAMN NAME. ONE OF THEM IS NAMED KELEX.
You know what's funny? They were in MoS and helped Russell's Jor-El.

So what does the S stand for in this movie?

They're the only ones still retarded enough to eat this slop up

when are they going to get rid of the "dramatic drums" in trailers? This shit is so fucking annoying.

DUN DUN DUN, DUN, DUN... DUN!

Superman needs a nerf though, otherwise uninteresting

Why does this fairy keep talking about "loving Clark"?

Oh so that's why Indians love Snyderslop, every one of his movies looks like it was filmed in the slum they live in

Opinions the post

Anon Babble will even complain about the race of a fucking dog

yeah too bad the movie was fucking shit outside of still images

Agree, Gunn's Superman look awful.

I can't believe Angry Joe was crying at this shit

This. Gunn's Superman looks like shat.

no I'm talking about Man of Steel I can't comment on Gunn's because I haven't seen it though it's a low bar to be better than the fucking kevin costner Pa Kent storyline

/thred.

actually watches Hãngry Pedró Júan Hernandez Ramirez Perez

Jewish subversion applied to Jew character

Oy gevalt! The pottery

Yeah. Because he loves Superman like I do. Just because you don't watch him doesn't mean I can't.

Didn't he have a pedo symbol in the Scooby Doo movie? Both he and Brian Singer need to be investigated

Is a practicing Christian and Raoist.

That's not true, man! I watched Mad Hector back when Pew Pew was a thing.

Why does it look like a car commercial?

Why would the robots in his secret Antarctic hideaway refer to him as "Superman"?

I don’t click youtube links. What’s happening in the OP image? Is he doing the Curly Shuffle and going WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

Because its trash.

Because Gunn is a hack.

And? Jesus Christ is the King of Jews. Whats your point?

The robots should be named Helex,
The robots should call him Kal-El,
The robots should be creations of Jor-El meant to serve the El family,
The robots should be surviving aspects of Krypton

Superman is a Jesus replacement, only exists as a character because they rejected their real messiah…so it’s inherently subversive, yet because of their inability to stop subverting and degenerating they are destroying their false idol. I find it humorous,

It's like Alfred referring to Bruce as " Master Batman".
It makes no real sense.

It's literally Gunn's fucking mutt.

Gunn is incredibly clueless. Were this about under age shenanigans then he'd shine brighter than the sun.

If DC is going to be quipslop like Marvel then Disney should just buy DC. Zaslav loves nothing more than to cancel and shut down WB tradition to make a quick buck

the race of a fucking dog

because nor race is safe from you scum

Long have I repeated, and will do so again, that a Gunn DCverse is going to be the typical Assholes, Doofuses and Losers (or some combination).

And I have seen nothing since to shake my certainty of this.

A P O L O G I Z E

Dude wants to merge the Authority with Superman. Bad move!!!! Gunn is a dumb ass!

My main problem isn't even Gunn himself, but Tom King. King influence on the new movies and TV shows just pissed me off, because i know he'll insert every character with his gay nonsense.

Well... I'm not saying i disagree but there are better reasons

just let me die to this fucking twister my super fast son

I will NEVER forgive this fucking jew for fucking Superman up like that.

NOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE THE MOVIE!!! PEOPLE HAVE TO WATCH IT NO MATTER HOW BAD IT IS!! O-OR-OR ELSE YOU'RE A PAJEET!!!!1

i see what you did there gunn, you sneaky you. subliminally calling superman a nazi

He's the guy you go to when you have obscure (preferably a group of) characters and need to bring them to the public eye.
Mystery Inc.
Guardians of the Galaxy
Creature Commandos
Suicide Squad
He's not the guy who should be handling a solo Superman movie thats meant to reboot a franchise. Thats partly why he's shoving Green Lantern, Hawkgirl, and others in this bloated piece of shit.

Hey, if the robots were rescuing Superman from some military base or Luthor lair, fine no problem.
But Alfred doesn't refer to him as Batman when he's pulling up in the Batcave.

All my this!

I would have supported a Gunn Justice League International or something, but he should no more be running the DCEU than Garth Ennis should be chief editor of DC comics.

STINKING FUCKING JEETS SHITTING ALL OVER MY BOARD

new

created in 1955

He's the guy you go to when you have obscure (preferably a group of) characters and need to bring them to the public eye.

The problem is that he takes advantage of them being unknown to 90% of the audience to completely change the characters.

Oh no, we're upsetting the shill...

Blame Gunn for making a shit movie.

When you hear the stories of how upset WB were that he wasn't making the next MCU, and then you see how they desperately tried to push MCU directors into DC (Joss Whedon, James Gunn) its so blatantly obvious how cucked he was. And that isn't to say ALL Snyder's choices would have been good but they didn't even give the guy a chance.

SHUT THE FUCK UP JEET

YOU REEK OF SHIT

michael rooker has a kino signature

Woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowooowooowoowoowoowoo......

he roared calmly

It's fine changing the personality of a character with a single busload of fans if it makes them popular and marketable. Barely anyone gave a single fuck about Rocket Raccoon and his non-personality in comics before Gunn.

Guardians of Galaxy was quite popular in the comics. It was starting to become a big franchise. There are tons of fans that hated Gunn changes.

even the robots are quirklords

I was going to watch this, I haven't seen any of the recent DC movies but after seeing this, I'll pass.

oh no he made edgy jokes somebody call the cops

When did MAGA become such sensitive snowflakes? I thought comedy was legal now?

Imagine posting this, where Snyder's slop gets ABSOLUTELY MOGGED by a cartoon, with a sense of pride and accomplishment

lol
also the trailer in OP looked good, love the depiction of the Fortress
stay mad jeets

against pedophilia

must be MAGAts

this is why you're losing

Guardians of the Galaxy had a niche fanbase, they were only known for having odd costumes and being in a big event where they managed to be more popular than heavyweights like "that guy" who was Elric with a whip gun, whatever the fuck his name was.
There are fuckwits who will declare Hawkman a popular comic character here too.

1. they desperate to sell it

2. it's like a craig superman

3. actor looks like a mix between cavill and welling

4. where does crypto come from exactly?

Anon Babble will even complain

you don't belong here

The prospective audience for this has no idea about some bullshit gimmick animal in a couple stories from 70 years ago bro

Oh I just remembered it, "Wraith" which has apparently been used like a dozen times in Marvel by wildly different characters.
Had a gun with a tentacle, but not as popular as the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Weren't they in the Marvel vs Capcom games?

I have no idea whatsoever.

You're not fooling anyone with your revisionist history. MAGAtards were the ones who tried to cancel Gunn over these tweets.

Jesus Christ this isn't just a meme, you really are all jeets

Jeet thread, faggot. Deal with it.

He was Smallville
He had a cartoon in the early 2000's
He had a cartoon movie in 2020

I think it looks pretty good. I'm cautiously optimistic.

He was in smallville*

Ok fair enough I hate superman as a character and have never watched any of that bullshit so I have no idea about any of that minor bullshit that most people in the audience will never watch.

How many times do they have to teach you this lesson, old man?

it looks pretty good but I still hate capeshit

It's the endless cycle of DCfriend optimism. Also, every Batman movie will always feature the Best Batman evar, for the forseeable future.

I want to personally thank James Gunn for once again making att the Gunnfags look like idiots.

Something the Superman actor said regarding reactions to the movie stood out to me. It was like

James Gunn wrote the scenes and the dialogue and I'm going to do my best to deliver them well

Now you may say this sounds inoffensive. But to me it doesn't seem like the actor is happy with the direction. Like a better response would show how much faith he has that people will love the movie. This sounds like he's just taking the check.

Thank you for reminding me that Zack Snyder ripped off a Saturday morning cartoon and failed to capture the fantastic design and visuals and story the animators put into it.

AYO CAN SOMEONE MAKE THIS NIGGA SPIN?

What a crappy design for those robots.

The cartoon actually had more alien looking robots and it's from over 20 years ago

What a disaster. Looks like a literal kids movie for babies.

eh, looks good
but you're right: it has that marvel humor

>By Visarg Acharya

thats what superman and all of capeshit should be approached like. I f i saw those 5 mins when i was 5 i would be hyped because I was retarded like every kid at that age.

nice how he took a screenshot of the IMDB version and not the new hindustan times version they're republishing

Yes. Based off of a kid's comic book series for kids

Did anyone bother to tell Gunn that Twitter (even back in the day when it was still Twitter) was a literal hot mic?

I mean Shonen is for little jap boys but adults take that seriously.

Gunn wasn't even the 10,000th person to put unfortunate/career altering shit on the social media.

go back, f/a/ggot

The problem is that Gunn is a pseud hack. He is a cinic and cant do earnest honest shit. He is now doing the hopeful optimistic movie, why does it look like silly shit? because he believes optimism is silly shit. Thats the reason. Its cartoonized to a silly extent not out of respect, but out of disrespect to it.
He truly feels if you are not a Malthusian edgy moron you are silly and think and live like a saturday morning cartoon.

On the other side, there is always hope at the end of a Snydervision Kino. An uplifting message, that takes itself seriously, because hope is serious and respected.

Gunn is the edgy one unironically.

I genuinely can't tell if Snyderfags are trolling or not

uh anon... comic books ARE for kids

this is your brain after demoralization has taken a root in your brain

not since the silver age 60 years ago. they are extreme edgy shit for the last 60 years.

Reddit spacing niggers everywhere

Gunn Pedos having a metal break down and calling everyone a contrarian/pajeet for liking MOS

has no idea the word "Kino" (Reddit ver is Cinema) directly comes from Snyder's MOS.MOS was well received by Anon Babble back then

Gunn pedos are the same people the call the first Suicide squad bad/flop while making money/having massive cultural impact and THE SS a master piece while losing money with no cultural impact.

Anon Babble has fallen and overtaken faggot redditors

Can't want for this shit to be a massive flop and making no money and the pedos calling it better "Man of steel" while coping and seething
Man of Steel (2013) vs Superman (2025)
The old movie looks light years ahead of the new one.

hell MoS looks better than most action movies these days. I think the only bad shot is the spinning zod. The rest holds up perfectly if not better than most movies.

There are so many grammatical failures in this post it feels almost redundant to call it a jeetpost.

I wish you jeets would at least use your beloved AI to write your posts for you because reading the shit you just wrote made my brain hurt.

Bicycle Repair Man >> Superman

I didn't believe the "Snyder fans are all Indians" thing until The Snyder Cut came out on HBO Max and completely flopped

Hell I've been saying the new movie looks like a TV show but that's beginning to feel like an insult to TV shows. At least ones that try

kek

Isn't it already known the entire hollywood blackmail pizza spirals cult thing is to subtly brag about it openly to the public?

10/10 superman show. Tyler fucking nailed goofy Clark and serious Superman.

I didn't like superdad at first, but the way he plays the character, I eventually didn't even care. I loved his Clark.

Here ya go, friend

Thanks. Cool costume!

Thanks, my Mom made it for me. Bye now!

say what you want but his supes is cute :3

i like twink supes

Depending on how the movie is I may give it another watch. I stopped because Season 2 was dreadful and Lois is brutally unattractive. But it's all we have that isn't the Snyderverse. That and Krypton

Superman is a Mary Sue with a boring personality.

Another Ginger was murdered that day

but aren't pajeets the ones who love snyder?
this is an anti-pajeet movie

pajeets love Snyder

pajeets love Gunnslop

you retards can't even keep your stories straight. LMAO

saar

The show only has 4 seasons, but at least it gets a proper ending instead of turning into an endless zombie show like other CW DC shows.

twink supes gets beat up for half the movie

holy kino

theres gonna be multiple Soup joke arent there?

What’s the main reason people hate it so much? Wasn’t expecting almost total negative reaction

Maybe this would’ve been better with a trio such as Superman, Hawkgirl and. Lantern or something. No dog or barrier nigger or bowl cut man etc.

This is like watching four random minutes of a family guy episode. You cannot tell me anything would have happened differently if that was Peter Griffin dressed as Superman. It is beat-for-beat family guy humor and pacing.

wastes 2 out of 5 minutes on the stupid Krypto scene to appeal to the white soi crowd of muh heckin pupperino

stupid MCU tier humor with the robots

nostalgia bait with the theme song

wow! it looks like hot garbage. can't wait for this to flop at the box office

I want to simply blame it on the fact that Caville was Superman for the last decade+. However I look at this clip, the trailer, and the leaked synopsis and it sounds, looks, and feels like slop. Like the best case scenario with this movie is that it comes and goes and people forget about it before the year is out. Sort of like the Electra movie or the Defenders show. The most likely thing is people shit on it harder than Snow White and WB is forced to stop everything AGAIN and redo it all AGAIN

I can't wait for Superman to hit public domain. I'm ready for all the trash that will come out so I can find the good shit made by people who actually give a fuck and know what they're doing.

I really hate that they simply turn Krypto into a mascot character for people to Soi Face at. Krypto is more than a dog with a cape. He's saved the city/world multiple times while Superman was away and deserves more respect.

Why does the entire fortress rotate towards the sun instead of just having the chair rotate to a different window?

reddit spacing

I stopped watching capeshit 6 years ago, all this is very confusing to me, it just looks like generic slop, but people swear this slop if far sloppier for some reason.

Why does the cinematography look so bad compared to Man of Steel?

yeah I have a bad feeling about this

MoS still had good directing, even if the writing didn't understand who superman is. Also it was that post Dark Knight era where everyone was trying to copy the same gritty darkness.

leave superman to us

Qui?

these are my thoughts as well. but also i thought this is reddit, this is memes

Reminder we are on the second writer's strike, the first one generated 10 years of slop and the industry never really recovered, now Hollywood has no more Orange Man to scapegoat every show for 4 years, it will only get worse from now.

double feature superman/ff

thankfully this is the end of le wholesom chungus reddit slop. It all releases and dies at the same time.

Literally will die faster than DC's rebirth meme hopetimism. 6 months later the stories were indistinguishable from new52 because no one really gives a shit about le chungus basedface. It even went 100% darker with Tim King of hacks.
They just say they want those stories, but they dont. No one buys them. Never fall for the dishonest wholesom redditor. They wouldnt stand more than 5 minutes of this silly shit despise they live crying how they want it.

The industry needs to collapse to be quite honest

Holy shit, this movie is going to fucking suck so much. James Gunn hasn't evolved at all since Scooby Doo 2.

le quips in the Fortress of Solitude

I want capeshit to brutally die.

because most people who watch the DC films don't want light hearted movies which is what marvel does. they want to see myths shown in front of them with the characters they grew up with. DC isn't about being gritty. its about making the characters larger than life. almost God like. kingdom come is a great example of what DC fans want to see in the movies. they want to see Supes going through his version of the 12 Labors of Hercules. or the flash outrunning fucking death. while people had some issues with Snyder's writing style he at least understood what the fans wanted him to do with these characters on the big screen. with Gunn's vision I think most people feel he will very much miss the mark of what people expect with the trailer that was shown. at least so far with what's been leaked.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kk4MhKpZ12I

Why has every trailer started with Superman Yamcha-ing in the snow? Is this supposed to be some kind of metaphor for the current state of Superman? The marketing for this movie has been pants-on-head retarded

I understood it in the first trailer as it shows Superman at a low point in the story and sets up his struggle and future heroics. But now that I know it's just a setup for dumb jokes I don't get it either.

It's insane how there is so much hatred towards this movie already. Why? Looks comic-accurate to me.

If there's any convincing evidence of Snydertards being shitskins is their irrational hatred of dogs, cats, baby monkeys and other cute furry animals. Why is that?

Gunntroons latest tactic is to call you a snyderfag or a pajeet if you don't like their piece of shit movie

lol lmao

I mean there's nothing wrong with wholesomeness. all star superman had that. but it was only a few moments in it to lighten up the fact supes was dying and he needed to accomplish some important things before he kicked the bucket.

they like to eat cats and dogs

Ok gramps, I truly love your silver age, you know when you read comics 50 years ago, we call that the silver age, but for the last 50 years comics werent like that. So no, its not comic book accurate for anyone younger than 70 years old.

relax there's a 10 minute scene beteen lois and clark where they argue about politics and why he's getting involved in world atrocities so ther you go it already beats snyders edgey take on politics and god vs superman, gunns is way better because I have a dog and and felt every moment in the OP clip too, kids and women are going to love this

fuck yo dog bitch, fuck gunn and fuck this film, looks goofy as fuck nigga shgould make ana ll animal film and call it goof troop

I have a dog too anon. I still stand by my statement

why do we need this

people like gunn's work because it was fresh but it was mostly due to it being fresh material and only partly down to it being a new creator

gunn isn't new any more and superman definitely isn't fresh. it's stale. there's no way in hell this is going to be mundane as fuck and it best just makes people sad for the previous tv series

flop

Gunn always wins, apparently Krypto gets battered almost to death and that scene is what is going to pull people, it super John Wick basically

I have a dog and and felt every moment in the OP clip too, kids and women are going to love this

stfu faggot

is that...is that a le wholesom pupperino doggo jack black chungus reddit sad keanu relatable dog? like MY dog?????? oh wow

The movie seems like it would be pretty cool if it didn’t have that sloppy ass dc filter they like putting on everything

ngl I do seethe at the idea of James Gunn using the same stupid narrative tricks in every movie and getting treated like cinematic Jesus. Let me guess, there's also popular music from the later half of the 20th century and someone's big dramatic moment getting undercut by sarcasm.

get rekt snyder faggots blown the fuck out there's no super dg that can save their polished SHIT

As a dog owner I felt that when Superman was asking for help and Krypto was just bein an excited pupper happy to see his owner LOL

Grace Rundolph also hated this trailer and she isn't brown

Joe is a massive Superman fan

muh snyder

his movies sucked too.
MoS was the only one that was ok, at best.
Kys gunntroon

he understands it looks GOOFY asf

fuck yo dog bitch, fuck gunn and fuck this film, looks goofy as fuck nigga shgould make ana ll animal film and call it goof troop

Why is Krypto retarded and takes way too long to realize Superman is injured? Why is the fortress only a few feet away from where Superman fell, but Krypto traveled a long time to get there?

like twink supes

He's 6'4

Goofy asf

Bleeding superman

Dog has no awareness

Dog has autism

Dog cant fly

Acting like clark kent as superman

has no Masculinity

looks weak

fortress pops out of ground

Fortress looks shit TV CGI

Fortress is basically a swivel chair

looks like a throne

magnifying glass to give him powers

robots say he has broken ribs

WTF kind of pussy superman is this what the fuck did I just watch? I found none of this interesting

They made this just to sell Krypto plushies, calling it now

SuperMutt will outsell Man in toys

You forgot:

Female robot

Anyone else have an issue with this

Anon Babble has hatred for most everything new

Krypto doesn't even look like a Superdog. More like a mangy mutt.
Then again, Gunn may be trying to appeal to the amerishart crowd

this is for fags, trannies, kids and of course, feminists

No she's just absolutely retarded

make a shit movie

hurr durr wHy R Peeple hAtInG on it???!!

Every fucking time

Most Americans have never seen the kind of good natured, well bred, working farm dog the original Krypto was based on. Their idea of a "doggo" is a neurotic mostly pitt mix studio apartment dog that spends the majority of it's time in the cheapest crate you can two day ship from Amazon.

yeah but he's kind of boyish looking

I've read Superfag comics, like the Reeve movie and some other old iterations, but was utterly bored by every second of that clip.

It's like every part of it went on way too long, and nothing had any emotional/dramatic impact for me. The Kryptoian robots sucked, what hopelessly shitty dialogue that belong in a the fucking Emoji Movie.

not an anti-Gunn faggot, liked Guardians 1 and 2.

not a 'Superman is too powerful to be interesting' clueless retard either

busted up bad

get me home

dragged along the ground

robots help him and do medical scan

which doesn't matter because yellow sunlight fixes everything anyway

That's the equivalent of Whistler giving a Blade a full MRI scan and listing his injuries before saying, "Drinking a bunch of blood will fix everything buddy". Yeah, no shit.

Everything about that clip was actually really annoying crap the more you think about it.

We had a good thing going with the Snyderverse.

seems most of Anon Babble hates the trailer too. and just like me they've read a lot of superman comics. they are going to have to make some trailer adjustments

the movie is a such a disjointed mess they decided to edit it in miniepisodes I shit you not. The movie is made of small barely related episodes. I mean this could be cool if it was the intention from the beginning, but this is just a crutch because he introduced 400 characters at the same time.

Now that’s an interesting premise

imagine superman, but if he was mentally retarded

burns a crudely drawn penis into the topography of the city with his heat vision while manically giggling

saves Lois from a burning building, but pummels her into a bloody mist because she touched his hot wheels

drags Batman into space to see the pretty moon better, Batman suffocates.

rapes Wonder Woman to death because she inadvertently made his peepee hard with her outfit

Lex Luther tries to poison the last special needs son of krypton with a chunk of kryptonite, and Supertard punches him into the sun.

>which doesn't matter because yellow sunlight fixes everything anyway

that's actually a good point.
Seems this whole scene was pointless filler. My expectations were already low with the heckin pupperino scene from the previous teaser but this just cemented what a pile of garbage this flick is going to be.

Have fun anon

seems most of Anon Babble hates the trailer too.

That's not the impression I got

universally derided shit that drove the IP into the ground = good

lmao no we didn't
snyder is a good dp and that's it, he's a retard

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They are dishonest nerds. They say they want that but they dont. Thats why Rebirth relaunch ended edgier than new52 after a couple months. Because people dont really want that shit.

Every relaunch, every new movie, every new universe, every new directives "we are going back to hopefulness and shit" but then it doesnt sell because no one really wants that. Its like a rock band after the 4rth album when they start promising with each new release that the new album captures the sound of the first one

"I've used Cerebro to scan Wolverine's entire body and located every single one of his injuries, Beast is going over the scans to make a diagnosis. Scott, tell Colossus to carry Logan into the medical bay and put him on the operating table - quickly my X-Men!"
"What do you want us to do now Professor?"

"Wait two minutes dumbass."

But enough about Superman Returns