Russell Brand charged with rape and sexual assault

It’s gross

oral rape

Profoundly based

why? his performances arent THAT bad

Racist bongs can't handle successful brown people

How does one commit rape with such a tiny penis?

start gabbin bout 'ow the bloody guvmint's takin the piss wit all these immigints from Googlymooglystan and what not

get the ol' Weinstein

Simple as

Is that raping their mouth or eating them out while they say no?

you never heard of India?

Oral rape

He forcibly sucked a guys cock? lol

It's always the people you suspect the most.

Jonah Hill is brave to come forward after all this time.

It’s obvious a woman

I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH

Yup

He forcibly sucked a woman's cock? Based

he forcibly sucked a woman's cock?

Wouldn't have happened if he continued wanked men off in pubic toilets

He sexually assaulted women with his cock

It’s gross

Well, you oughta know sweetie

The comedian and actor Russell Brand has been charged with one count each of rape, indecent assault and oral rape as well as two counts of sexual assault.

Brand will appear in court in London on 2 May, according to the Metropolitan police, which began investigating him in September 2023 after a range of allegations.

The force said the allegations related to four separate women, as it appealed for anyone affected by the case to come forward.

It is alleged that Brand raped a woman in 1999 in the Bournemouth area, indecently assaulted a woman in 2001 in the Westminster area of London, orally raped and sexually assaulted a woman in 2004 in Westminster and sexually assaulted a woman in Westminster between 2004 and 2005.

26 years ago

1999

2001

2004

Isn't there a statute of limitations on this shit? It must suck being anybody famous knowing your life can be ruined over things you did or didn't do 30 years ago just because a woman wants a payout.

spend a couple decades being a sex pest

women you abused start speaking out

become devoutly religious

become right wing grifter

Many such cases. Trump admin will probably intervene on his behalf as they did with the Tates

There are a number of 0 british artists without a sexual assault charge

Thank Darwin that the hit Netflix TV show Adolescence is going to get shown to children in school.
We can't have influencers like Andrew Tate and Russell Brand having young men question our relationship with Jews and Isr-I mean... being sexist or something....

What was the guy wearing?

Russell Brand charged with rape

How long did it take for the guy to cum?

these women have likely already been paid, Russel Brand talks shit on corrupt government all day every day, corporate misconduct, paid for media propaganda, unnecessary wars, etc. The best thing they can do is throw rape charges at him. Killing him makes him a martyr, and could make even more people interested in his message. Finding some old whores who you can threaten or bribe into saying they were raped when no proof can exist either way, because it was a million years ago is the best bet. Get him in jail, or even fail to, and his name is tainted.

did you hear that latest episode of Russel B-

omg, the literal rapist!?

It’s pretty obvious what’s going on. Even if he wins the case, it’ll be like Johnny Depp, people will turn their backs.

Cancel culture is crazy these days.

no proof

is all hearsay

charged

:/

don't they realize that continuously using this strategy will just make it less effective?

I guess there's no statute of limitations

Is Brand Jewish?

be a rapist

turn to right wing religious grift because your new fanbase won't care

A tale as old as time

But Elon told me he's a good guy

Damn, raped one right in the Bournemouth area.

In the time you took to make this comment, a dozen kids were molested by a tranny.

Reminder Brand used to prank phone call an old man with dementia and tell him his daughter was dead

He's always been a piece of shit

IMMA BORNNAGIN CHRISYIAN!!

Didn't this happen before?

Be a dirty sex pest [left-wing]

journalists instinctively support you, Anon Babble hates you

Be a dirty sex pest [right-wing]

Anon Babble instinctively supports you, journalists hate you

It's all so tiresome.

Oi I put me todger in her minge, bit mental innit?

I guess he should have converted to Judaism instead

I can barely remember my own RL best highlight reel from 10 years ago.. and I try very hard very often to savor every position. imagine trusting memory past 5 years from someone who moved on to 1000 other beds and has recently found themselves old and used up. this is why prosecution never mention the 'character' of accused during trial to take it off the table for her.

I never thought he was a good person but this lawfare stuff is really out of control

yes but after a certain amount of time has passed the metoo bar replenishes and you can do it all over again.

1999, 2001, 2004

How do you even prove that rape happened after all these years? Not that I don't think Brand isn't a sex pest, he obviously is, but HOW the fuck do you even prove that? And why in 2023, right as he started being opinionated about politics?

He was always opinionated about politics, he just went from Trotskyist to Fascist like many people do. Just a typical Political Troll whose excitement comes from shock-value takes that enough people agree with

the corporate elites propagate unrestricted capitalism to divaricate the working class and hegemonize denizens of humanity.

The Jews? Eh u wot mate nah I dunno nuffin bout them gov'ner, not my cuppa tea I'm just le comedian asking questions innit

he obviously is,

I don't see anything obvious about it at all. People's appearance globally and their real behaviour are very different things. "sex pest" is a harsh word.

#StandWithBrand

how many have you purchased anon?

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That's why he's been charged with oral rape.

Can't you just deny everything and that be that? I mean they have zero evidence. They have zero proof. It's literally they said he said. All he has to do is deny everything, they can't prove otherwise.

so is this the start of courts being even more harsher on white males like all the news said the other day. and even more lenient on foreigners. Lmao wowzers

why did these "women" only come forward 20 years after lmao

Boner in Mouth in Bournemouth

Would be like if someone decided to start raping men regularly near where Man City plays.

Where's the proof he did anything? I'm not #believingallwomen without full blown video proof.

lmao you've been watching too much Anon Babble. None of that stuff actually happens in the real world, at least not reliably. Once he's charged it's a role of the dice.

alleged

charged

What tqhe fuck lol

Though this is coming from a police and court system who protect Muslims and pedophiles.q

He's too schizo-oriented for normal podcasting, but not schizo enough for fun.

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He's not anything, he's completely boring. Of course, they're still targeting because he's popular.

Russell Brand has porn addiction, this dude is fucked up

rogan bros, our response?

Some of the shit he said about certain ((people)) was a little too on the nose

aware you're going to be outted as a sex pest and charged

become a devout christian and a rightwing grifter

really makes you think

Like most people these days? Have you seen OF's revenue

africa rang

Meds

aren't there statutes of limitation?

Women were allegedly raped over 20 years ago but never said anything until now

First of all, I don't believe them.
Second of all, even if he actually, genuinely raped them, I don't care anymore, because it was over 20 fucking years ago. It's their own fault that they didn't do anything about it immediately afterwards.
If somebody raped me, do you think I'd just keep my mouth shut about it for decades? Why the fuck would anyone ever actually do that?

they were afraid of retaliation

they didn't think anyone would believe them

Fuck off. No one buys that bullshit.
The statute of limitations on rape allegations should be like a fucking month. If you wait longer than that to accuse someone, it will be dismissed.
I'm so fucking sick of our stupid faggot nigger society.

They tried this a year and a half ago

People are so fried mentally that this won't matter. None of his followers will leave him, they'll come up with some narrative in their heads where he's innocent because he's a le based grifter that says all the rights things to them.

Well, you oughta know sweetie

Calm down, Alanis. We've all had a drink.

Exactly. Brand was very promiscuous during his drug days so I'm sure it wasn't hard to bribe a few of his past conquests to say that he actually raped them.

yes

Hope they were your children

Zero sympathy for these foids. Even concenting to being in the same room as this crackhead who had dead rats in his hair makes their stories flimsy. Unless he was breaking into houses and raping old ladies he did nothing wrong. Even these whores said they were motivated to "come forward" because he changed his politics. So weird how a sexual encounter in only becomes "rape" if they disagree with the politics of the supposed rapists. Sorry whores, but sex you regret is not rape.

The oral rape smelled good, which was surprising.

Better off just staying a true pseudo celebrity hedonistic party boy

I'm sure this isn't to draw attention away from Kier Starmer being recorded admitting that he hates the British people, not that it wasn't obvious anyway.

They all bragged upon fucking him until he came out as conservative and then they got the ick and embarrassed and retroactively withdrew consent. Ban women.

All the oligarchs and their managerial puppets they've convinced are "special little boys and girls" feel this way now.

He actually went hippy leftist grifter first, but when he wasn't making a load of money and then saw how easy it was to grift right wingers and then became "born again" conservative.

muh trannies

Nigga, it's always priests or conservative grifters that get caught with kids.

total retard migger grifter
that said I don't care what he did a quarter century ago, and while he is a shitty person still today, he is shitty for different reasons

It's always priests or conservatives that the media reports about getting caught with kids.
In reality, the Catholic Church has the lowest incidence of child sexual assault among the major religions, and also lower than the rate in the public school system.
You're a victim of propaganda, you live in a false reality that has been manufactured by the media.

Wonder if the girls were underages at the time…

None of his followers will leave him, they'll come up with some narrative in their heads where he's innocent because he's a le based grifter that says all the rights things to them.

Youre such a retard. You have to do some incredible mental gymnastics to think anyone being charged with rape that happened literally 26 years ago is definitely guilty.

No lawyer would ever think this is a winnable case. Rape hardly produces evidence as it is, imagine attempting to gather evidence and testimonies and a time table for an event which allegedly took place a quarter century ago. Its impossible. Its a lost case even if it DID happen.

This is very transparent smear campaign to get the news cycle to repeat the words "Russel Brand" and "rape" in the same sentence. Everyone that isnt an ideologically compromised retard can see that.

What is oral rape? Did he rape her mouth with his tongue or use her mouth on his penis?

Generally the statute of limitation exists so that the accused will have the ability to mount a defense with alibis and witnesses that are still around. After too much time, it's likely that defense evidence is gone. People die or their memories fade. Records of a person's activities get thrown out.
It's an essential part of the justice system for the accused to have a fair chance at proving the allegations against them are false but in the feminized west, anything sex related is exempt from this common sense approach. If a woman decides decades later that she retroactively didn't like what happened, well, sucks to be you.

Being a unironic leftist has to be a scary experience. Everyone hates you deeply and you have to rationalize it as being "grifting". Its almost like your views are unpopular or something.

A hippie becoming a right wing libertarian is hardly uncommon. A man becoming more religious as he ages is a tale as old as time.

Its you faggots who refuse to grow up.

Im sure it was just a coincidence he "grew up", became a libertarian and found God right as his was being accused of sexual assault.

A man becoming more religious as he ages is a tale as old as time.

lmao

bro, the ratio of child rapes in our church is better than the child rape ratio of other religions!!!

They should be zero, you absolute subhuman fuck.

That never happened though.

purity spiraling

The public school system is literally worse, which he pointed out.

reality isnt real because i dont want it to be

Fair enough anon.