Here's that muscular buff hot secret agent I was telling you about

Fag or woman?

I think OP is a fag, women don't care as long as the face is good, the personality is ok, and the wallet is fat.

then why does society keep saying you need to be a hairless gymrat to be handsome now?

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the Bond Girl was a 38 year old woman, so Sean, ever the gentleman, let his looks slide so as not to embarrass her

He was also bald, that's a hair piece, and yet one of the woman he was with claimed the sight of him in a kilt was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen in her entire life.

Women love chest hair, they love to stroke your chest hair, imagine being hairless lmao

face
frame
height
status

He looks more like a Japanese fisherman to me

these days all gymbros are roided up and smooth. i have no idea whats a plausible body goal anymore

no, no, its not roids, this guy posts quick-montage tiktoks how he drinks a protein-shake at 5 am and works out till 7 am.

fuckin hate those, the fakest thing on the planet

this is probably the type of body an elite soldier would have had in the 60s
whats your point?

Unironically, male gaze.

true standards for male bodies were only introduced fairly recently, before you just had to be kinda handsome and have some good vibes.

More like male gays

drugs turn people into degenerates

Rolling stones had an album cover with a dick bulge on it

society

that would be homosexual roidtrannies in the gym "miring" you (translation: horny degenerate retards with the mind of a tranny)

do zoomers not grow chest hair at all because of estrogen and microplastics, or do they shave it?
mine's thicker than the damn amazon rainforest

same, and my gf loves it, she considers body hair a single of true masculinity

the belly, back, and asscrack hair are a little less glamorous

Standards for men in movies weren't that high back then, and his role doesn't require him to be that muscular anyway.
Sure some visible abs and bigger shoulders and arms would be good for the role, considering he's an assassin, but it's not awful.

Also funny how while Sean is kinda eh in terms of physique by todays standards, the woman is still top shelf today lol.

yeah butt hair is unfortunate but the belly is fine if its the happy trail

in terms of perception:
shoulders are tits, they notice them first
really musculature is tits, but broad shoulders are the most important indicator of musculature (to women)
height is face
face is ass
money/status/charm = not crazy/spiteful/jaded

then what is ass?

The wallet is good and the dick is big*

Ftfy

specifically talking about lust/attraction btw
women marry for different reasons than men but their pussies squirt for what I described
you can fuck broke(m)/bitchy(f) a few times but most lose at least some attraction over time due to these inadequacies
a man's face is a woman's ass. it can do a lot of legwork but can't make up for inadequate height/face
or i'm full of shit maybe

Look at her. God I'd love to show her the hairy side of my hand.

no, I'm asking what's the female equivalent of a man's ass

Be me, Italian

take shit that is even a little wet

peanut butter in a shag carpet

But he was an actual body builder competition winner in real life.

I would love to have naturally broad shoulders and a love rug but I’m narrow and naturally hairless. It’s not fair bros

I think it's thighs.

Connery was handsome and naturally masculine. A lot more attractive than today's roider superhero boys. The only hotter secret agent imo is Leonard Nimoy in the og mission impossible series. Lots of manly guys there too. It's more about energy/voice/personality than just muscles.
I would bury my face in Spock's vulcan forest of chest hair

T. Autistic femanon

what are otters and bears

I think OP is just shitposting.

whats an autistic woman like?

98% of women would find this body sufficiently attractive if they liked the guy's face, personality, and economic status.
The other 2% of women are delusional psychopaths whom you want nothing to do with.

Women don't care about that shit. Anon Babble is a work brother. It's about face above anything else. As long as you're not fat, they don't care if it's just a skinny-fat dad bod under there.

society

Your mind has been ruined by feminism but you're too weak to ever escape it.

If you can walk around in a plain white t shirt without looking chubby/skinny, then you can check that box.
Once you hit that bar, there are 20 other things that attract/repel women far more than your body.

I have full chest hair and women love it

the thing he actually has going for him body wise is being 6'2 and large framed. if you put him next to a narrow-shouldered 5'7 gym rat with a six pack and huge traps they'd look like a clown next to him.

That's pretty damn fit for a guy who wasn't a straight up bodybuilder and probably smoked like a chimney.

I don't think this was in the theatrical release...

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Let me guess; you need more?

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tfw wispy chest and belly hair

tfw beard if I want, scruff constant

tfw shaved head

tfw want more chest hair

in this age, both

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Alienated from women my age and society at large. Consumed by special interests.

what are your hygiene habits like