Blade bros

His only successor could have been Michael Jai White, in his prime. Now they're both old men.

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Fucking who? I tried to say that name out loud and my chair started to float, fuck off with this

I tried to say that name out loud and my chair started to float

It would have been PG-13 slop, guaranteed

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it's not that hard man. Also he has been in a few things, he was Dr. Manhattan in the Watchmen show and Morpheus in the 4th Matrix movie. And yes those things sucked, but both times he was the best part of them. He was also in the Fighting Vipers episode of Black Mirror.

it's not that hard man.

i'm only a 2nd level Wizard and haven't unlocked those spells yet

How the fuck is it so impossible to scrape up a basic story of a guy killing vampires and saving the world/city?

vampire movies have been relegated to the same trash bin as video game movies for multiple decades
rottentomatoes.com/m/van_helsing

I'm a 7th year at Hogwarts. They never taught us that shit.

... except now video game movies are massively successful blockbusters? lol

No surprise, Hogwarts is a party college

It's easy unless your entire thought process is "ok what's 2+2 and don't you dare tell me it's 4". They know what would work for a Blade movie, they just refuse to do it.

He was cool as black manta also

Snipes showed he still could be Blade

He *is* Blade, replacing him is like replacing Jackie Chan in a Jackie Chan movie.

Hmmm.
Hmmmm.... it sure is a mystery.

Imagine being so lazy that you can't finish saying "most definitely" so you just say mos def.

I write the movie
Blade gets tip about a vampire hotel
Blade enters vampire hotel
He fight and kill all the vampires
He go up each floor killing vampires
E fight vampire boss on the top floor
Reveal the tip was sent by boss who wants his blood
Blade go home

easiest slam dunk movie you could make, black guy fights vampires. finally a super hero who isnt race swapped and is canonically black

nooo make it about his girl boss daughter

nooooo rewrite it a million times

fucking disney

The showrunner for X-Men 97 who eventually got fired wrote a screenplay for Blade, which essentially plays out like Dredd or The Raid, where Blade has to defend an apartment complex from an onslaught of vampires until sunrise. It sounds incredibly basic, but any competent director can turn that into vampkino. They obviously can't use that because the guy got fucking fired.

Black man fights vampires with a katana is the easiest shit in the world to make. Marvel have lost their touch

Wasn't the John Wick director in talks to work on it recently? Apparently they were satisfied with the last screenplay. Seriously, how difficult is this?

The project has gone through at least five writers, two directors and one shutdown six weeks before production. One person familiar with the script permutations says the story at one point morphed into a narrative led by women and filled with life lessons. Blade was relegated to the fourth lead

look mom! i repeat the line from the movie!

capeshitters are mentally retarded

They decided it should actually be about his daughter, and refused to budge on that, over various script revisions.

Hollywood writers are retarded fags and producers are money hungry philistine. They kept wanting to make Blade's daughter the main character, who is fighting the queen of vampires, as blade lays dying in bed, and have it set in the fucking 1920s, so it could be some fucking jazz musical, because again, writers are retarded fags. The producers are greedy cultural vampires and they probably kept forcing tie ins with other Marvel movies making it even difficult to write. I've said this a bunch of times already, this movie would have been a smash hit if they followed the formula from the first Blade movie, the first Underworld, and John Wick. No other super hero crossovers, just give us a good dark, horror, action film about killing loads of vampires in NYC with cool music, black leather, weapons, cars, hot chicks and no gay shit. Movie would have printed money.

"Massively successful"

$400M BO

lol

Dude have you seen Beau DeMayo's Twitter?

I mean X-Men '97 was fucking incredible and certainly Beau was a huge part of that. But the guy seemingly can't go 5 minutes without posting half naked pictures of himself. I would say the chance that he actually sexually harassed some guy are extremely high.

Didnt he play Tijuana Jackson in that gay matrix movie xey did recent?

No one wants some nu feminised faggot disney blade. Fuck off cuck.

Fucking kek

No one wants any of your pet gay niggers. There's only one blade.

require massive rewrites and reshoots

Reshoots are done at the point of no return. Studios are already into a project too much to just ax it.
but if you can't even nail down a frame work of a story without endless writers then just ax'ing the project is fine. But it should not be so hard it's to write an outline of a Blade film. Set it in 1970s and have a street pimp vamp and vamp bitches. Kill everything... have the vamp pimp have an even older bigger badder vamp boss for final fight... Spoiler.... Blade wins. After credit scene suggests Dracula is watching Blade...

What are you black or something? How are you not used to this bullshit already?

Blade doesn't work as some pg faggot shit and tying it to the mcu that's all it could ever be.
It's not hard to do, what's hard is trying to so it while sticking to their faggot pc check list and trying to make it marketable to families.
They're too cucked to just make a 40million hard r old man Blade movie.