Disdain for Cucks Edition
/wlg/ - The White Lotus General
Where do you want the next season to be set? It was supposed to be Norway with the snowy vibes but they couldn't cut a deal with the government which is a bummer because a Viking inspired intro would have gone hard.
I'm thinking South Africa with animals Safari's and the like.
Season 3 was supposed to be set in Japan before they landed on Thailand. That would have been cool too. Here's a fan made intro for Japan:
The White Lotus: Alabama, US
They said in THR interview they’re not doing a snowy season. I think Mexico or South America would work best for next season
Extremely disappointed with the last episode. The writing took a nosedive this season. What a waste of a cast and production.
they’re not doing a snowy season.
cant show off bodies on the beach all season if its snowing
Lauriebros...
Literally nothing else on tv right now worth watching
dope thief
they’re gonna make it bros…
The whole thing with Rick and Frank going to con/distract Sritala without discussing a single measly detail of their backstory or what they were going to say there was just cartoonish
If they still want to do a snowy setting that is exotic enough:
1) New Zealand: Polynesian culture (frozen Hawaii basically)
2) Patagonia: mix of Indigenous, German and Spanish cultures
i'm gonna mix sax. Arnie's kid and teefu have bright futures
it's gone pacific-Mediterranean-pacific so I'm thinking we need an Atlantic season
maybe somewhere in the Caribbean like turks and caicos
Yeah I agree, I get the show has always had exaggerated comedic elements but that completely broke my suspension of disbelief
episode 8 ends with rick waking up in the hospital
episode 3-8 were just a dream induced by snake venom
our favorite couple
Kino
I’m throwing out a wild prediction: the next season will be a meta season where that particular white lotus location, wherever it is, is being completely rented out by a film crew who are shooting a scene from a hollywood movie there for the week.
i could see mayyyybe one character being a location scout but I don't think it'll go that meta
Jaclyn being an actress barely comes up, she gets recognized a few times and Siratcha says she watcher her show
Don't ask how I know but next season will 100% be in Spain. Strange pick considering how close in vibes it is to Italy but oh well. Screencap this if you want.
yfw realize this show is actually called The White Lotus
The Mike White Lotus
say a prayer for Chelsea
New Zealand is nothing like Hawaii and is unfortunately only rarely frozen
they should keep the show in tropical locations so I can see actresses in bikinis throughout the show and not just during the sex scenes
I mean New Zealand is culturally Polynesian like Hawaii but it mostly reminds me of the English countryside when it comes to nature.
Guatemala or Belize
Mayan imagery in the opening credits
overarching theme of human sacrifice
book it, white mike
they should do japan like they originally planned to but I think mike has probably changed his mind and wants to do something different now
would no longer make much sense since a lot of the eastern spirituality elements he wanted to use were adapted to this season
Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz as parents
Jenna Ortega or Moner as bitchy older sister
Miguel from Cobra Kai as the cocky younger brother
Is he really a cuck or is he planning something shady?
I'm surprised people seemed to believe the story. Chloe said he and his ex-wife never had sex which we know to be false. I assumed it was just a scheme to lure Saxon
I think the story is not to LURE saxton, but to keep him away. the wife believed it because shes a dumb bitch
you really want to fuck a mans wife while he watches and thinks about his mommy? nah man you just find another bitch to fuck
I wouldn't risk for muh dick it with a rich suspicious man no matter how hot the wife is
Chloe said he and his ex-wife never had sex which we know to be false.
could've been one of his other ex wives, he's been married four times
Not gonna lie I'm very doubtful they'll be able to pull of a satisfying ending in 90 minutes
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