*catches you giving acting opportunities to aspiring midget actors*
how fucked are you?
*catches you giving acting opportunities to aspiring midget actors*
how fucked are you?
NO I'M SORRY I KNOW IT'S 2025 AND WE SHOULD HAVE USED MIYAZAKI CGI GOBLINS BUT PLEASE DON'T R A P E M E
how fucked are you?
Not as fucked as his character arc in GoT
My favorite is when he acted like mining was a stereotype of midgets and not mythological dwarves
How many times has Dinklage been made fun of using fantasy burns for dwarves?
He’s top midget bro. The buck stops with him.
Not as fucked as his genes.
dinkles you
Is that Destiny?
The question is though, why do companies even listen to him?
Who made him king of all little people?
i have no idea why Anon Babble chose warwick to be their dwarf nemesis when this cunt exists
Looking back, he may have saved their midget careers. What if studios said no more midgets after that massive flop?
Look at the big tough guy. You think he bullies the other midges? It’s not like they can tell him to pick on someone their own size.
Disney need to bring in Alpha flight and have Dinklage be Puck. He can talk in a Canadian accent eh?
It takes a village guys, and someone had to wear the red pants and smurf hat of leadership.
Warwick is an even bigger cunt.
the only cool midge actors are Verne Troyer and the nigga from Bad Santa
That's because Warwick spergs out publicly over being trolled. Dinklage is a faggot but he just stays inside his echo chambers so there's no point in fucking with him.
Dwarves are midgets genius
warwick has a whole agency set up to hold his people down and is an uncle tom thumb
He's actually barely a dwarf, much taller than average. It makes his superiority complex more offensive. A chad among midges is telling normies to not hire other midges because it's racist.
In the midget world the worst thing you can be is at the tall end. The smaller you are the more you are valued.
Is that Destiny?
*ruins your entire movie by forcing you to CGI 7 midgets and hire a ugly brown woman*
Don't you have better things to do peter
He could probably kick my ass.
Not even gonna fuck with him.
Im out.
uncle tom thumb
would he deny the hundreds of midgets that could get hired for a wizard of oz remake?
they already have a king youtu.be
would a person of that size die if i just placed my ass on theire chest? I weight 180kg
HALT! Who goes there?!
*crickets*
*tumbleweed rolls past*
HM? Did you see something?
*squeaky voice*
Musta been a mouse, go back to your post.
4'
3'11"
He’s a teeny tiny midget
why does the larger one not simply eat the smaller one
No more midgets
What are they going to do? Stand on each others shoulders?
Midged
That’s Warwick’s dead wife in the background.
No Destiny is smaller and have 6 nipples
why would they blame the midgets? what could they blame them for?
How do you even live with yourself having that body?
being ugly and midgety
Warwick is more iconic, GoT midget just makes me roll my eyes but I'm not going to white knight midgets so if midget decides to fuck other midgets then I shan't be interfering.
He really should have been the bigger man.
i feel like i could beat up for warwicks than dinklages
Watch your back bucky
I bet Warwick has the bigger cock.
over charging and under performing. There are many reasons to fo fum their fees.
somehow this fat fuck had a hot girlfriend and a kid
What the nigger fuck
I'm not really sure who this is but what is uhhh ... up with the nips? what the fuck is that condition?
Weemember this. The little people you're trying to step on, we're everyone you depend on. We're the little people who repair your shoes while you sleep. We make your cookies in our tree factory. We make the presents Santa delivers. We know everything about your lower half. We control every part of your life below the waist.
We are the children sized of history, raised by giants to believe that someday we'll be stars, but we won't, even though we are white dwarfs. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us.
Damn, Tyrion could beat the shit out of Warwick. I wonder if he thinks to himself "fucking midget" when he sees people that much shorter than him.