Dude my wife is such a cunt

He hasn't written a joke in years
He has several full time writers on staff that write jokes for podcast and junkets
He literally reached out to several comedians and commissioned standup routines from them. I know this because one of them works for the agency I work for
I don't know why people think he's an every man.
Everyone knows SNL and night time shows are written by others but never believe the same is true for standup

You're a retard because you think Bill Burr is the zenith of evil. Have you ever attended a school board meeting where they want to ban science books? Grow up.

How should Bill make it right? What should he do today to absolve himself?

stop ragging on Bill Corgan

Kill himself.

Dude my wife is such a cunt

He doesn't say that

the science books in question

He should be talking about how women owe us sex like my favorite based and redpilled comedians do

Elon, Trump, and a few other billionaires, in particular Bezos and Zuckerberg, wouldn't give you a drink of water from their cup if you crawled up to them dying of thirst, they'd literally just watch you die. They tell you this every time they open their mouths, or make a business or political decision, they only care about themselves and money. You call keep sucking them off despite it all. I don't get it, even if you aspire to be like them, your attitude should still be "eat the rich" and break up their monopolies, because I want to take their place, rather than I want to eat the crumbs that fall from their plates and napkins.

Yes he did

And they're just waiting for you to call them a cunt (...) and now you're in this room

He hasn't written a joke in years

Prove this. Otherwise slow down, you sound crazy.

He has several full time writers on staff that write jokes for podcast and junkets

He pays lower level comedians and teaches them the craft and the business. That's admirable. I get it's not "100% pure." If you can't handle that, I do get it. But Bill personally stamps and shapes everything. I can tolerate that.

He literally reached out to several comedians and commissioned standup routines from them. I know this because one of them works for the agency I work for

Again, Burr and other non-plant comedians have said for years how fucked up the business is when club owners and networks run everything. He and Al Madrigal and others started a comedy collective at one point to help comedians maintain control. You're conflating "collaboration" with "laziness." If I ask you to help me build a house, especially if I pay you, I'm not "lazy." You and I are forming a working relationship.

I don't know why people think he's an every man.

He talks about things that EVERYBODY, even women and children, dealt with 100 years ago. It's interesting. It's more than like Tinder and weed.

Everyone knows SNL and night time shows are written by others but never believe the same is true for standup

Again, I learned this years ago. Admittedly, it was a bit of a shock. But it made sense to me when explained. But if you can't get past it, I understand.

She is truly ugly. Bill burr is fucking gay as shit

jews invented comedy. you literally can't name an example of comedy without jews being involved

The irony is ironic.

Treat your woman like she is you. If you don't like being ignored or yelled at, don't do it to her. Never cheat. Just break up if it gets bad. Temporarily or for good. But never cheat. The end.

Comedians say dumb shit about relationships because it's interesting. It's often horrible advice.

Jews invented “comedy”, but not being funny. In fact they are the least funny people on the planet but just like with Hollywood they get to become famous because of the Jewish mafia. Who is a funny jew? Rodney dangerfeld? Unfunny like faggots, the entire lot of them

See all the bimbos and hot bitches laughing and giving you fuck me eyes all night

Go home and stick your dick in this while having to look at its face and double chin

Grim shit if you ask me

jfc

I accept your concession

unfunny

You guys still haven't learned that you fuck the bimbos and marry the women with personalities that you like. Trophy wives are one of the worst investments you could ever make.

Her personality is really bad too that’s the funny thing. I’ve listened to the podcast she’s a fucking insufferable woke nigger bitch

Dudes getting old and it’s been a little bit since he was the “it” guy in stand up. And to be fair he was always a little bit one note.

i think you need to be a bad person to enjoy bill burr

im a piece of shit

but at least im not a racist billionaire

This

I get no respect at alllllll

Kike boomers thought this was funny? Super cringe. And Seinfeld fucking sucks I never laughed once

The point is he hasn't lived or believes any of the shit he talks about. Obviously I can't prove he hasn't written a joke in years but it's just obvious if you know how things work in the real world. He is the equivalent of a news person reading a teleprompter except he does it in person and on stage. Literally a out of touch hack but hey if that's fine with you then enjoy.

says a milquetoast centrist take with a angry Boston accent

Wow edgy

He was awful in that one episode of Breaking Bad.

comedy exists and I'm seething

why are autists like this?

Comedy is kike theater, real humor comes from podcasts

It’s more depressing than you even realize. Here’s how Jeff Ross writes jokes: He scams free weed off unknown comics and then invites other wannabes over to his place to “write jokes with him” for weed. They write ALL of his jokes and their payment is free weed lol. I’m not kidding. Hollywood is a hell realm. Burr is not even straight, he’s been in a committed relationship with the guy who produces his podcast for years. If you can find a pic of that guy, who is tall and classically handsome, then you will understand why he doesn’t give a shit that his beard is an ugly gorilla, for a manlet gay dude he is doing pretty good in the cock department.

Opie and Anthony built his career, when the show ended that was the beginning of the end for ol Billy cuck.

Dude...

*wakes up in his $3 million house in Los Angeles*

Have any of you called customer service lately?

*puts on his alligator skin boots*

It's like they’re auditioning you for a goddamn Saw movie

*jumps in his customized Jaguar*

"Oh, you want a human? Solve this puzzle first!" You’re over there mashing buttons like 1! 3! 7! JUST LET ME YELL AT A PERSON WHO GETS PAID TO HATE ME!"

*drives to Adam Sandler's mansion to pick him up*

"Please hold." Hold what? The phone? My patience? My sanity?

*takes Sandler on a tour around LA in his own helicopter, showing him the houses of their rich and famous friends from the air*

Then, after 20 minutes of elevator music that sounds like a porn film from the 70s, you finally get someone... and it's just a robot who's also sick of this shit!

*gets a call from Disney to schedule a meeting to get his approval on Star Wars toy figures bearing his likeness*

We're all losing here

Who is a funny jew?

Mel Brooks
Marx Brothers
Three Stooges

LITERALLY who you dusty fucking boomer

Either bait or third world brownie.

Elon Musk is not a genius. Based solely on the way that he talks, he kinda seems like he's mentally retarded.